/cum/ - California USA Mexico
/cum/ - California USA Mexico
Where were you on 9/11
preschool
CALIFORNIA MENTIONED
That one comment in the last thread was a bit uncalled for
Phone is at 6%
2pm
I've been up since 7pm
Just showered
Was gonna play New Vegas and xgarge my phone but dogberg just left my bed so now I can sleep
Goodnight.
Don't remember asking
Kill yourself
anybody have women problems here?
damn, she's literally me fr fr
poo york shitty
old cum would have made a bunch of UH OH STINKY jokes about poor york shitty...VGH the good ol days of like...2022
Holy shit you're right
I've found that NYC smells more like piss then poo
beat your women problems. dinner better be ready when you come home from work
alri lads?
NYC
Piss
San Fran
Shit
Seattle
Heroin
Portland
Trash
Phoenix
Burnt flesh
*enters thread thinking it's /brit/*
*looks around*
fucking hell I've been done
all women hate me because of something i can't control
your tiny pp?
mental how you do a poo but have a wank but never have a poo and do a wank
SF isnt as bad as it once was, theres still homeless all over the main street downtown but they have poor wagies to patrol and clean it up
I wonder how much san fran residents would actually care if some chudgods went through and just killed every homeless person one night
/shit/'s finest
do you really see people like this in america
I've heard they've actually been arresting and removing a lot of the bums in SF. makes sense though cause they were losing a lot of businesses and if you lose that taxpayer money you're kinda fucked
came back from making food and posted in the old before seeing there was a new award
fat people? yes
people that shit themselves? no. there's a reason people take photos of them
This is my current 3x3. I think I'll replace Bayonetta 2 with Octopath Traveler 2.
R/S/E
peace walker
quite cringe
Ktim
im never going to NYC again
you need to sort out that "problem" you've got there
"quite"
cringe.
feel like nowhere else has a poodemic like america, also why are his ankles like that?
posts from outer Anon Babble i find humerous, part 2
feel like nowhere else has a poodemic like america
jeet hands typed this post
also why are his ankles like that?
americans dont was their legs
also he's diabetic and not treating it because he is in denial
maiden sucks
whiter than any man in this thread
grim
I haven't played any of this except some LFD2
Posting on /cum/ while doing a large poo
wait schizopoo is a jew on a proxy? he uses that exact picture of a cat all the time
YOU suck
all americans are jews on a proxy iykwim
hello
Love woody harrelson
Seks
kinda horny ngl
lotta good anime this season so far
Gyattttt damn
im going to say something controversial on Anon Babble
i love white women
Cringe loser
Damn that's crazy
she has an amazing face though
lotta good anime this se-
im going to say something contr-
Cringe lose-
TAT TAT TAT TAT TAT TAT TAT TAT TAT TAT
KI-KI-KI-KI-KI-KI-KI-KI-KI-E-E-E-E-E-E
TAT TAT TAT TAT TAT TAT TAT TAT
I used to love white women but I'm firmly in the latina camp now
would you still love me if i was a hood gansta
*croak*
*croak*
what's got him in such a bad mood? he doesn't pay taxes or participate in society
who said he was in a bad mood
hes just vibing
why do you just assume hes in a bad mood, why do you got to project your own negativity onto others like that
Do Americans realize the rest of the world will never trust them again? Do you realize the long term consequences this will have for your economy?
sorry it was that tight-lipped stare he's rocking
wad da fugg :DDD
should I get the manchild minecraft meal from mcsloppas?
shut up nigga
no swede ever helped me with my mortgage
yea
No just watch the reviewbrah video
i dont understand what is the minecraft meal anyway
it looks like just a big mac combo?
yes, plus a toy
These dreams are the black lies of the Sharmat Dagoth Ur. Dagoth Ur himself is mad. He is dead, but he dreams he lives. He hears laughter and love, but he makes monsters and ghouls. He woos as a lover, but he reeks with fear and disgust. Do not listen. Do not go to him.
its basically that but theres a new sauce with it
Having a watch that beeps every hour is pretty good for keeping my retardness in check
People will tell you that the Niagara Falls is better on the Canadian side but they don't tell you it's because you get to view the US and not have to view C*nada
im tired
Having a watch that beeps every hour is pretty good for keeping my retardness in check
I can't say I have an answer.
maybe I still have a MCD giftcard lying around...
DAMN
jack in the crack, chipotle, and taco bell, but no mickey D's
every hour?? damn thing goes off every minute
youtube.com
ovechkin beat gretzky's records
The Russians were the real rake all along
no wonder the leafs are in hiding
gonna kms
Good morning cum! I have something to say:
NEVER WAS A CORNFLAKE GIRRRRLLL
Do Americans hate working regular office jobs so much they want to go back to working in factories and mines?
i'm really really really cute
you're a faggot
Do u lige dis spurdo?? :DDD
i'm a girl
Thoughts on this?
youtube.com
please please please please please be my gf
I'm gaining weight and muscles bros
I went from 145 to 160 in 6 weeks so far
Damn looked her up and she has very nice areolas on them tits
I find gokkun highly erotic
i've seen worse
I work for the adventurers guild
Didn't ask, Ahmed
just sneezed
youtu.be
Holy shit, he's right
I meant the music
Proud of you froggy. Don't forget to include cardio
thats what i'm talking about
Did nothing but drink alcohol all day award
What the hell am I doing wrong? It’s been like since the start of the new year
I guess france and Germany arent part of the EU now
reverse image search returned so many AI sloppa results, kinda sad. but also if you're hot enough that the computer thinks you're AI, perhaps that's sort of a compliment??
Racist meme
You are a cringe loser
have you guys ever applied to a place that rejected you like three times before
No netanyahu or zelenski at the table
No balls
I went thru a few containers of weight gainer, now just protein and creatine. I stuff myself every meal, and eat a few PB&J's between meals, nothing sugary.
I work out twice a day for 20 minutes, weights and calisthenics
whats happening? aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I see
what are you talking about
I cut off the drinking at around 5:30 am last night. Couldn't finish the movie sadly
No because I'm self-employed
Yes if their denial came in the form of an automated email
I have a cute face, sexy body, suckable toes…oh yeah wait I need to get some ugly ass huge seahorse tattooed on my thigh
would you a cowgirl?
Manaman tired manaman sleep
Manaman hungry manaman eat
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
damn that tat SUCKS smdh
She looks very bavarian I love this kind of girl
i will not understand most tattoos. some girls do great with it, the rest looks like easy lay mental illness. but i'm autistic, of course i don't understand it
Was wäre, wenn sie Nazi-Tätowierungen wie „1488“ und SS-Symbole und den Nazi-Adler hätte?
why do blondes just have nicer skin? Like it's a different kind of white-yellow pale and also red nipples
Why respond to some Balkan migrant in German? He doesn't speak it
Relatable and checked
Das wäre cringe wie Sau
Genetixx
Ya so after a bit of deeper digging she started out as some cam girl shoving things up her sexhole so I guess she’s just a complete low class trashy Russian whore
they love to ruin their white skin
I just finished my cup
she started out as some cam girl shoving things up her sexhole so I guess she’s just a complete low class trashy Russian whore
damn, cause in that photoshoot she had endless potential, very hot
LIKE POTTERY
good morning cummies
blondes are more fun
Cringe loser alert
holy SHIT what a gif
It's 4pm
The American experience
1. More extroverted
2. More fun
3. Less bitchy
4. More outgoing
5. Less uptight
6. More loyal
7. More energetic
The only downside is that they're dumb
Moving to /brit/
Let me know when the weirdo is gone
girl bussy
why do grls stare at your crotch
Girl bussy
Big dick energy
Caturday ended. I'm afraid you'll have to post something else.
it was caturday when i went to sleep so
what would you rate this person out of 10
That’s a woman
You want her
you need her
And yet you don't believe her
When she says her love is dead
You think she needs you
And in her eyes, you see nothing
No sign of love behind the tears
Cried for no one
A love that should have lasted years
You stay home,
she goes out
She says that long ago She knew someone but now he's gone She doesn't need him
Your day breaks, your mind aches
There will be times When all the things she said will fill your head You won't forget her
And in her eyes, you see nothing
No sign of love behind the tears
Cried for no one
A love that should have lasted years
nope. no scars and is 6'3
Going to have to watch but I can kinda tell I won't like her content. She's mega hot but seems like she'd do all the fake sounds and horrible acting I can't stand in porn. Like ffs if you're hot you don't have to fake it, just let your body do the talking and you'll knock it out of the park
If dubs I watch some unfabulous
Based retard
based urkelkin remover
cum has unanimousely agreed that that is worst emma
Really don't like the beattles at all desu
brainlet take
roberts
blonde queen bitch fuckdoll gf who any heterosexual man would want to love them
watson
cute nerd from our childhood with the best leg game in the trio and a sexy bri'ish accent
stone
frog with a heart of gold
No we haven't you little liar
stone
Frog body feminist
watson
Ancient also won't apologize for her car
raducanu
The pissi cuckitini of tennis
roberts
Iconic americana actress with a memorable kid's show and great movie (we're the millers). Also likes to beat men which is hot
Roberts and watson are quite literally the same age
Watson looks like a dusty rug without makeup... but you got quads so I can't really argue in good faith now.
This is (you)
being a weird ugly unlovable freak is starting to take its toll on me
No just don't care for their music. Doesn't speak to me in the slightest
Hello Yanks, britbonger here. I have been offered a job in a suburb of Dallas Texas, what is it like there? Should I take it? (Its a lot more money)
Watson looks like a dusty rug without makeup
full of mexicans and pajeets
ACTUAL superior emma coming through
pinche pendejo
Please come to america and have sex with our women.
better start learning spanish hombre.
brainlet
youtube.com
gay
imagine waking up next to this every morning
kek
She's so fucking overrated
6/10
L
you can buy some truly strange garbage on fb marketplace
never heard this song before sounds nothing like the typical beatles song
'gayest post in the thread' award
Its a british tradition to go to spain on holiday so im sure ill be fine
Weird blanket statement to say about a band with so many varieties of songs
Wrong pic, sorry.
you are going to suffer from severe brown fatigue while living there
Mexicans and Spaniards are as different as Brits and Filipinos
Probably true, I havn't listened to much of their music because all the songs people have shared (with the possible exception of this ) just did nothing for me
I just heard the 9/11 song on the radio. Where Were You (When the World Stopped Turning). Actually made me quite emotional, even after all these years. I remember a lad my age from my hometown died. I didn't know him personally but it could have easily been me. We should have killed all the desert people after that.
dadberg said hes going to give me $200 when he sells his old truck
Im in london now im not sure it can get much worse
The desert people were only part of the equation. Read a little about larry silverstein.
whites are only 20% of dallas
watcha planning to do with that money?
buy binding of isaac four souls cards
It will be very different from England. But you know if there was one country except my own that id consider living in it would be the USA. A neighbour of mine goes to Texas every year because his son moved there. I forget if its Dallas, feel like it might be Houston or maybe San Antonio. Anyway he raves about it. Sunny weather year round, his son has a swimming pool at his house and takes him out shooting, they eat barbecue all the time. And his son isnt even rich by Yank standards, just regular money with a house twice as big as he would get here.
Far as i'm concerned the jews are desert people.
autistic art hoe french canadian gf. how can this be achieved
They would still be desert people if you guys had been willing to dump them all in chartered palestine from the get-go
or maybe San Antonio
my main motivation is I dont see much point making money in the uk anymore - not that long into my career and I already give thousands to the tax man every year - thats why i look at us states with good income taxes
Look either way we can't trust them. They are snake people. They killed our guys at the King David Hotel. Now they covertly run the British government and are destroying the country. They kill Americans with impunity. Something needs to be done about them.
your vidoes make me want to buy a dirt bike
A coupling exploded and part of it shot through the roof of the shop. I found this up there when I went to patch the hole the other day
I've always had a crush on Zooey Deschanel because she looks like my mother. Please don't tell anyone I said this.
I don't know why I always forget the pic
is she gooey
Sounds like you should set up another Waco in texas honk honk
They're a ton of fun and a good way to get outside. Dual sports can also be pretty cheap and can be a great option for low cost commuting/ weekend fun
playing gregtech award
you should ride with me and my bro in the jungles of Mexico
only when I'm around her
jungles of Mexico
good way to get beheaded
Same but not because she looks like my mom or any family member. I just think she's cute. Not conventionally beautiful but very cute and approachable
Honestly a bit surprised she wasn't in the fappening, she seems like she's sent some ludes in her time
Could you rephrase the question
Not conventionally beautiful
Lol.
she's not cute here but I did think she was cute in new girl
o lawd he comin'
That would be pretty dope. It's a popular destination for adventure riders for a reason. I used to live on the border, too, but now I'm up in washington so the yucatan is even further
totally safe
Surely you know what I mean by that. Like Nata Lee would be "conventionally beautiful" but I'd go with zooey over that bimbo any day
Im here to kill the vibe of the thread like always
yeah he a big boy, he has 2 bikes so I can use one
but I might buy a Vento Crossmax 250 or this cheap thing to keep down there
do you wear sunglasses at night
blonde girl >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> any other girl
For me it was seeing her in bridge to terabithia as a kid
No, I don't know what you mean. And upon looking up this nata lee I wouldn't say she's beautiful
Klr650 is cheap af and bulletproof. It's not going to wow you by any means, but as a jungle road bike I imagine it would be a winner
Our foreign policy is definitely evil, but what pisses me off are the people who take that and run with it, and try to make some shit seem worse than it is or deify our enemies, since then they end up just making criticism of U.S. foreign policy seem insane.
People like Jeremy Scahill trying to make Jihadists out to be heroes ultimately just poison the well and only serve to buttfuck their cause. It genuinely pisses me off.
My vision is augmented.
being a cuck in the west will be normalized
I get that and I don't blame you pal. Assuming you are a single man or in a relationship but no kids then honestly I think you should go for it. Have an adventure. If you have kids then you really have to think about it. But if I were in your position i'd go for it. As I say i'd only really consider the USA. It really is a great country.
I posted that video of destiny's wife dancing with that other guy, and the destiny posters literally all stopped posting
Sid you mean to reply to that post or...
zestiny
the one I showed a pic of is only $1200 new
she must have rejected one too many hollywood cocks because she has no fucking career anymore
What made you stop supporting Trump?
greta thunberg should make an OF
Nothing because his term isn't even 25% up and I'm not going to live in fear just because soyboys and redditors tell me to
When I found out he had sex with a run-down pornstar and even paid her to do it while he had a hot wife that he could've fucked for free how about you? Thank you
Tried this a few times and all three trooned out
What did he mean by this
A mix of him bombing Syria in 2017/2018 and him banning bumpstocks in 2018.
Even before I started to mellow out and become centrist, it was clear he was always a lying hack conman.
for me, it's white women, they are truly delectable
It's the other Britbong who is thinking about moving to Texas. I doubt I could get in.
My grandad almost moved to Salt Lake city in the late 70s. He got involved with Mormons and visited a few times and loves to tell me how nice it was and that the people were great. Id like to visit Utah someday.
I read up about Waco a couple of years ago and was shocked how many Brits were killed there. I think it was about 2 dozen. Sad stuff.
Thats uh, pretty cheap. But I guess if it's not getting used much you don't have much to worry about. Chinese bikes scare the crap out of me, they seem like they're going to discombobulate out from under you. I guess cfmoto and kove seem ok so far, but I've not tried either
I hope none of them took hormones and cut off their tits.
Who would you want to be president?
She had children
Sorry for party rocking
Bernie Sanders
check this out for $1320
it's like a Honda Grom
Vento is very popular in Mexico, lots of parts too
vento.com
Pharmacy shill, cringe
Ah. You know, funnily enough, our glowies recruit heavily from the mormon demographic.
Bernie Sanders
He's also riding in mexico though, so anything nicer would probably get stolen
fk will you attend my buttmitzvah?
There's so many options it's unreal.
Fucking Jesse Ventura would be a better president than all the candidates of the past 20 years.
More realistically, Rand Paul, Bernie Sanders, or Al Gore.
Rand Paul
me
ediblesburg coming soon
Lol knockoff grom but it's probably about as good desu. Honda motors rock though
jd "eyeliner racemixer" vance
Ventura would be based but he said on stern that he would fear for his life if he ran for president and he's probably right
Rand is ok
Bernie is a pharmacy shill
Don't know much about gore but he seems to buy into a lot of the environmentalist agenda rhetoric which makes me apprehensive. I'm not a climate change denier but it's obvious to me that politicians use it to engage in some corrupt activities, like with the EPA
lmao retard
Parts of mexico away from the cities and border are actually not so bad. But it's best if you go with a local anyway
How about you elect Jon Stewart for president? He's a celebrity which seems to a be requirement for you idiots but he at least seems to know what he is talking about.
/cum/ is a Yang General
Ummm yes much!!
Why do euros come to our general just to bitch? Don't you have some rape gangs to protest or something
what remotely makes you think jonathan leibowitz would make a remotely decent president?
becaus he made le funnay faec on TV?? no wonder sweden is an irrelevant shithole
I didn't know that but it makes sense. Hostile foreigners would have a difficult time compromising mormons, they are too clean cut and devoted to fall for honeypots and standard espionage.
Why is every late night show host so insanely annoying they all deserve to get smacked in they face
almost accidentally made a /cum/ post in /dbt/ lel
boomtards
you should elect jon stewart or something
Because the owners of the networks they're on are all ideologically captured
gen-x, millennials, and boomers must like that stuff i guess?
accidently inhaled wasp poison now i cant stop coughing and i feel dizzy if i die please remember me
I liked David Letterman.
/dbt/ is schizophrenic. Never know if it'll be comfy or brian-tier shitposting
Use this for the new
Coombait news are a degenerate euro thing.
le self-hating "white" bleeding heart liberal
Embrace your heritage
got stung by a wauce
lol
Unironically they all try very hard to copy Letterman (who was a jackass). But instead of being an alcoholic like him they use cocaine. And they also lack his self-awareness.
Do you regret not voting for Harris now?
I don't know I don't talk to them anymore on account of them all being freaks