What would they need to do for you to forgive them?

I know picrel is what you guys want

Yeah in response to us being tariffed. We didn't abandon you militarily. The US and SK have put tariffs on each other before, it doesn't mean the end of our relationship. Stop being histrionic.
Yes, why would the country that is currently attacking Europe attack Europe. The genius geopolitical thought of the European. And no, military spending will never go down ever, I'm aware of that, but at least we will remove a handful of parasites from our body.

increase aid to israel x4
especially bombs,planes,tank and artillery shells

Fuck off from Europe and East Asia entirely, pay for a new nordstream pipeline with interest, apologize for existing and reduce their population by 95% from famines.

Eh, it's kinda over for me. It's like if your partner cheats on you. Sure you can forgive them but you would always have that nagging feeling that they'd do it again

Make 2d Disney films again

Apologize

europeans caused my dad to overdose on fent o also

lmao you guys are so fucking pathetic its unreal
stop crying like a bitch

that would be pretty based

We have a FTA between the two of us which means all goods registered are tariff-free. Unregistered goods include namely rice and beef, so I guess you fucks really want to sell that shit quality rice to us.

We did everything you asked for

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
fuck south korea

I actually don't have a problem with the US stepping down as a superpower, they are just kinda annoying about it

3 trillion dollars in my account

No, but almost no EU has ever met the minimum NATO spending requirement EVER. I think it's completely fair to leave you on your owns given this. You didn't meet the deal requirements, then neither will we.

nothing, they clearly hate Europe and don’t want to be our allies, so be it, good riddance even.

If Trump isn't going to annex us he should at least offer me US citizenship. I want out of this shithole.

why would they? usa is the only country that ever called for article 5
so far the nato infrastructure has only ever supported the american adventures in the middle east

Canada is at MINIMUM 1.2x better than the USA. At least the Eastern provinces are.

Waaahhh I have to pay rent though

So does everyone.

Waaaahhh our salaries are lower though

Not when factoring in PPP and cost of living

Waaahhhh we have Indians here

We are still less White than you

Yes, why pay for a military, a war will never happen (even though there's one of your doorstep). Genius political strategy, all countries without militaries have been so successful in the past. You could just put regulations on foreign hostile nations.

Only if you provide me with a nice kind heart overly affectionate Brazilian girl.

Give us back our land. Incarcerate all white supremacists, make white supremacy a crime akin to Nazism in Germany.

Give us:

Alaska

Hawaii

New England

Oregan Territory

more of the Great Lakes Region

This is more than fair.

You would just ruin it

i'm currently in the process of forgiving them since we shouldn't have been trading with them to begin with. the more real our border is, the more i like them. keep tariffing us please

I have a feeling there will be a bit of Nuremburg-ing before everything's all said and done.

well its a much nicer strategy than getting into pointless wars all over the world then crying like a bitch when you have to pay pensions and half your veterans end up overdosing on fent on the street
you cant act like this big bully then cry like a bitch and start making excuses 5 sec later like wtf are you schizopfrenic or what

All is forgiven if they bring back these bad boys

Try this bad boy instead. Not sure if it is new or just arrived here late but I just tried it a few weeks ago

What are you talking about? I don't agree with the wars of 2001, but Europe has been parasiting off of the US, and if you don't build up a military (you won't since it requires people actually pay for it and e list), then foreign nations are going to twist your arms to do what they want and you'll have zero leverage. If you are annoyed with the US telling you what to do, you haven't seen anything yet.

You already ruined it.

a 2nd american republic

Your land? You mean Spains land?

us hate german and keeped in under foot for 80 years. what you will do ?

reciprocal tariffs

I think you might be the only first world country on earth that does blanket tariffs on all import goods

build up our military and take cruel revenge

Force a second amendment into all of our countries' constitutions and remove all existing restrictions on our freedom of speech. Do that and I'll be happy to invade Greenland with them.

but Europe has been parasiting off of the US,

no, it is exactly the other way around. you were free to set up bases all over, torture camps, use the countries infrastructure, call up on allies to fight wars or at bare minimum play a supporting role, etc. NATO is a fundamentally american projects that benefits americans

then foreign nations are going to twist your arms to do what they want and you'll have zero leverage.

what foreign nations exactly? see this is the problem, there is always this thread that is ready to take over europe but you never name it

But they're not reciprocal and now the majority of NATO countries meet the 2% guideline. Are you trolling or ignorant?

perish

Pay us the money that we are owed.

Rejoin the Commonwealth. Acknowledge British superiority.