So we need another country for Asia but they're all kinda samey already

so we need another country for Asia but they're all kinda samey already

what if we make it a bunch of islands, and the people on it right, they're Asian, but they're also Mexican? Like just a whole bunch of Asian Mexican island people?

LMAOOOOO YEAH DO IT

we do be like that!

they'll muslim like us if it wasn't for the spanish

THIS MY SPINK RIGHT HERE

Filipino (colonial name for native Maharlikan) is actually an offshoot branch of Han people

jajajajaja de verdad nosotros somos mexicanos pero asiaticos jajajajajajaja

After watching videos of Philippines' slums and pagpag I can never see the country as something serious.
It is so bad. I couldn't even imagine that some people may be this poor.

So much call center work was getting outsourced there last decade because no one wanted to deal with Indians, and they didn't have to pay you people that much more for better service. But all the companies started using India again. How'd you guys screw that up?

indian nepotism basically

But all the companies started using India again. How'd you guys screw that up?

Indians became the ceos

Russia is also poor.
But unlike Russians, Filipinos and other third world Asians do not lose their smiles and optimism even in the midst of a squalid reality.
And they are kind to you Russians just because of your pale skin and caucasoid features.
Just be nice to them.

I'm pretty sure pagpag is a western meme and like barely anyone does it except in one specific area, and they're like borderline homeless people or homeless people.

My entire knowledge of this country comes from that one Phillipino-American mutt autist who hates both americans and phillipinos

konichiwa dude!

It really do be like that

why are flips such attention whores like poles, mexicans, brazilians and finns?

Fuck, still not enough factions... Alright what if we just fuse Tibet and Mexico?

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Yee-Haw!!!

Feels good to be an American colonizer.

They all want to have sex. Being an attention whore is on step behind bei ng actual whore.

All these people do are sex sex all day.

flips are mexicans, that's the whole point of the thread
poles - and russians for that matter since someone else mentioned them - are basically black people in white skin

i just don't understand why they want attention
people think finland is a small, quiet santa village near the north pole, and mexico or brazil is a beach resort with exciting music
and i've never seen anyone who hates filipinos
people know that the philippines is poor, but it's hard to hate the light-hearted nature of filipinos, so it's hard to find hatred against the philippines

i like all those countries

philipinos are just south americans

that explains a lot

I love them.

These countries are whore countries known for their whore women and extreme sexuality and sexual availability. They act like attention whores because they want to be whores and they would continue having sex sex sex whether people hate them or not, it's part of their promiscuous sex centered culture.

Only 7% of them Hispanic (2% are Mexicans and 5% are Spanish). It's not as if a large majority of their population are a bunch of Taco chugging Cholos, only 7% of them are.

Put it into context CHUD
7% of 114 Million Filipinos...

0.07 x 114,163,719 = 7,991,460.33 (Almost 8 Million Spanish and Mexican Flips)

How much is the population of Australia?

27,739,900 almost 28 Million Australians.

So if you shove the 8 Million Combined Spanish and Mexican Filipinos into Australia, that woud mean that the Spic Flip population alone would form 28% of Australia's population. 7% may be an inconsequential percentage but since Philippines has a fuck ton of people, in other countries, ones' 7% already form a 30% or 1/3rd of the other.

I want to suck off the dicks of handsome Filipino men!!!

highest crime rate in ASEAN

Why does everything touched by the Spanish Empire turn to shit?

Kakkoii desu.

Konichiha anon. Can you hook me up?

childhood is thinking islam hold back indonesia
adulthood is observing philipphine and realize it was genetics

Because Spain colonial focus was resources extraction, leaving the region instable. You are very lucky that your country was the buffer zone between British Raj and French Indochina.

Are you a Flip man? If so, gib nudez. Not a Flip but know one? Share hiz nudez. Kek.

Nah it's because the White man is keeping you down because we fear the BBC, Big Balinese Cock.

You should've remained an American vassal state. Instead of just feeding on Filipino cocks I can suck off Kinh Vietnamese cocks too. >:)

that's not even true

No I was just doing the inverse of the white guy that says Japanese words to the Filipino dude, and then basically asks him to hook him up with his sister, except I did it about a man instead to go with other posts from this thread. The implication of the joke is that I broke expectations, and that being gay is awkward and weird, and the joke is that I'm not actually gay LOL! Get it? This type of joke is very popular in liberal circles, unironically, and the irony is completely lost on them, and so I think pretending to be gay and it being awkward is funny in a 4th wall breaking kind of way. Wow. I really can't believe you read this far if you did. Still here? Wow.

blame anglos

The government of each region wanted to be in charge and were often large enough and similarly powered enough with defensible geography (mountain river valleys everywhere) so federalization was impossible. Singapore actually got kicked out of the country because it had an enormous population with its own culture and ideas, and the highest government didn't like how much influence they would have so anti-annexed them, which has never happened before in all known history. They didn't have any resources, not even enough water to drink, but slowly eclipsed the nation that threw them away in terms of quality of life. Eggs on their face. Holy shit you're still reading this? Wow.

Lol Hahahaha. I will suck your cock THO. Don't worry, we won't be naked as we'll have socks on and it ain't gay as long balls don't touch.

*Breathes

"Omigod it's the Anglos fault!"

Lul!

How about your prove it to me by shoving your dick down my hungry throat, Champ.

:^)

Nigga! I...

Growing older is realizing blackpilled facts like inferior genetics dictate the future of a country than religion. We have cocksucked Americans, welcome atheism, welcomed liberalism and drugs but Malaysia a muslim country still surpassed us.

They have oil wealth nigga. Something you don't have.

I'm glad you love sucking our American cocks. Can I lovingly suck your Filipino cocks instead? Pwettty pleaazze?

(⸝⸝๑ ̫ ๑⸝⸝⸝)

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ZAD :(

shit i read it all

Point me to the nearest "Twunk" hang out place.

I meant, "Bitch" Resort.

I meant, tourist spots of the Feel-a-penis

I meant, you get it. ^O^

Lol you faggot Mexican, why are you in every Flip thread spreading your homosexuality?

based Spaniards rescuing the souls and minds of the Flips

Mexicans are Europeized Asians too so idk what is youre point really ...

I mean, you're wogs/Lebs.

Why are you Spaniards unaware of your own history? Sure you sent Spaniards as colonists to the Philippines but you also sent Mexicans too.

Refer to this post...

They're also Asian, and Latino, as well as Pacific Islanders.

Wow
Have you said 'thank you' to Spain today?

I thank the Spaniards and Mexicans for making the Hunks of Man Meat and Beefcakes I'll hungrily feast on, which we call Filipinos.