Cute robots edition
/asean/
commiepedotroons posting below
can i larp as austronesian?
lmao
gimme your ampao bich
Chinese are well respected here
t. Tan Kiong Tee
Wet market smells general
*eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
We need a Maoist land reform
communism doesnt work
grow up
real communism hasnt been tried yet althoughbeit
Was the USSR being ironic when it called itself a communist state?
Doesn't excuse what the Commonwealth government did by dismissing the Huks after ww2. We could have negotiated with the Huks on a compromise
the only good commiepedotroon is a dead commiepedotroon
Not a fun fact: The Americans did more long term harm to my country (Philippines) than it did good since it's the Americans who established and cemented the self hating and self racism some Filipinos feel today and also the entire colonization and establishing poltical dynasties like the marcoses to name a few.
filipino pride
Communist China is more prosperous than our "capitalist" shithole.
inb4 ACKshually China is capitalist
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Have you ever seen a komodo dragon in person?
the problem is thinking we're capitalist at all
SEA is majorly capitalist tho. Employers are the landlords, are more favored by law whereas labor laws are close to nonexistent in this region. You are a serf the moment you were born.
That's why I put the "". We are more feudalist with some aspects of capitalism
Jawirs need cultural revolution
walk for 2km
already took 40 minutes
Something wrong with me bros...
it's socialist thoughever
that's feudalism o algo
Anyone wanna make an oddjob company like Gintama with me?
Jessica Lee cancelled
it's over
It never began
You will respect the college degree filipino employer o algo
Cute robots!
any mantra or local saying in your asean country that could out some kind of (((being))) only by repeating the word several times?
advise from an agent who started 17 years ago.
there is no such thing as call center hopper. we just want to have a higher pay and more relaxed accounts. if short period stay dont declare it not until 6 months or above experience. if they asked why until 6 months, just tell them the account was closed. if no experience make up a company that includes customer service .(*wink) wag ka mag apply sa telco cs account, banking, food delivery, online store, promise after a year matured na itsura nyo. always remember call center is just something to get you off your feet but not a career . maging close kayo sa guwardiya . para maging ok pwesto nyo sa locker . maging close sa nag titinda ng ulam para makautang/marami serving . alamin ang favorit gawin ng tl mo para may pag usapan kayo kahit hindika laging nakadikit sa kanya mapapansin ka then slowly work your way on top . dont attached ur self with the person who alywas have a problem . paawa effect pati ikaw madadamay at u'll start to invest .(mangungutang sayo ) just tell her or him kamote lang baon mo . mag hanap ng trabho na malapit na pwede lakarin . pag malayo hanap ka bhouse na malapit . mag ipon kayo para pag wala ka work meorn ka mabubunot . pag may offer sayo na company 15k customer service tumayho ka bigla sabay alis . peropag may nag offer sayo 15 plus commision kasi sales pumirma kana . bigayan ngaun sa call center is not below 22k . pag may plano kayo mag abroad wag mawili sa sa callcenter 2 years is enough then career mo na .
Everytime I see a filipino baby on the street I immediately think of them becoming call center meat shields in the future. Is that a wrong way of thinking?
Alternate History though would dictate that if the Americans didn't jump at us during the 19th century. The Revolutionary Government would have waged a civil war from North Luzon to South Mindanao to establish authority.
miku miku no shite ageru
Another 17k unionbank payroll wageslave has bit the dust. Be careful tonight call center anons.
If communism doesn't work then why China is the 2nd most powerful country right now?
Also why Vietnam is the leading emerging country in asean?
Checkmate, atheist.
Not really, atleast you dont think them as cockroaches like I do
fellow big boned bro...
Already exists
Sex with cute male robots.
Tried to eat in mamak by pretending I'm from Sabah and Christian and they screamed at me in a Punjabi accent while raising his hand like he's gonna slap me.
China has always been great, they just returned to their natural after the destructive ideas of christianity during the Taiping Rebellion and Communism during the civil war affected them.
Golden Valley merek kurma Israel atau Palestina?
you’re culturally christian, you’re inherently destructive
also crazy to think it took only 40 years after the collapse of the last imperial dynasty to associate China with communism
Kenyang
*tsinoys
not mainlander scum
dikampung dingin bet anjj
went to the dentist to get me some nitrous
In Malaysia there's no odd jobs company. We should do it.
And I look like this by the way.
Reject sinoism
my grandpa used to work the oddjob and went around fucking other people’s wives
How does he do that in Singaland?
I have the same haircut
Austronesians aren't black
timnas INDONESIA
checks inside
bunch of foreigners
haha yeah fucking gay
sky news UK: conservative-leaning outlet
sky news Australia: GO WOKE GO BROKE
what
Every time I cross the street I always think retards will run me over so it takes me a long ass time to cross and wait until it's traffic, other cross or very few vehicles past.
It was back when we were still a colony and white man not care enough.
Sky News UK were shitting bricks when the Don won.
Australian branch seems to emulate US right wing populist ideology.
the image comparing polynesian to indonesian protester always make me burst out laughing especially the gigaforehead nigga's brooding expression
shoulda invited africans instead of those mutts. imagine how powerful it be
In the Philippines if you go to the cemetery the people with graves are the ones who had the right of way.
Unpopular opinions towards filipinos?
Pag call center agent lang trabaho mo. Wala kang narating sa buhay.
We have a Hillary Clinton tier murder happening but the normies are screeching about kelings and their stolen lands. Why the fuck are they so easily distracted?
Pinoys are kinda likeable
TRVKE
love yourself chuddies
Unpopular opinions? Mak kau hijau, bapak kau merah.
we will never improve or move forward as a collective
the future generations will become cyberpunk slaves and sex toys for singaporeans, malaysians, thais and foreigners
you can already see the massive agricultural and urban decay of infrastructure built only 10 years ago
we got a okay-ish londo:indo ratio with STY
Kluivert went full londo instead
Future Filipinos will be annihilated by Chinese Dongfeng missiles thoughbeit.
i didnt know nyangleh from the javguru comment section posted here
I think you guys are the fruitiest of the ASEANs. Fruitier than even Thailand.
Pinoys are kinda likeable
asean is the gayest region in the world tbqh
is it joever???
over 60% approval rate
hurr impeach
Bobo
Isn't Hillary still alive
Doesn’t help that you have names like bongbong
Which country is easier to become successful in? Philippines or Singapore?
good question, define successful
bongbong sounds like a stereotypical chinese name though
Bing Bong
stop lying, i haven never met a chinese person that use the same sounding character in their name twice
I like eating dingdong
t. ling ling
t. Mao Mao
Native chinese (the one that lived here pre-spanish, during spanish, and post spanish up to 1946) here are good, obviously.
I like eating dingdong
Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aa
Ting Tang Walla Walla bing bang
Wow ok i forgot about, i retract my statement
what's the most common names in your cunts then
this is from the national registry
T. Bong Qiu Qiu
Seriously, how the fuck do I compete with a 20 year old with a bachelors degree in engineering when I apply to crappy retail jobs as a 22 year old with no degree and no job experience?
every day your phony scenarios become more ridiculous
Muhammad
*posts pic of brown chud with micropenis imagining himself as a BBC chad
Everyday my loneliness is killing me
One piece has gotten so good these past few months
Who told them?
rabbit is just chicken for vegans
I can't tamper my COE bros. Imma have to pretend to be a 1st time jobseeker again.
King nefertari on the right and i can't tell who is the one on the left?
Me
Just another sexual misadventure.
0.01 madani ringgit has been added to your account
Okay I'll bite, what evidence do YOU have that foul play was involved?
wanna buy some shit on sale from taobao but don’t know what to shirts to get, all my shirts are plain black and white, I wanna get a graphics shirt, any recommendations?
me
I wanna buy some shit but I don't have money
its finally here
any recommendations?
sugar daddy time
If I want retard shirts, I already bought one on the way
I wanna be that guy who owns a shit ton of pigeons.
post full
in due time
That's nice of you, Anon. I finally got my Mazinger HG as well.
I want to have a steam deck but I only have 25 pesos left. Being a filipino is such a sad circumstance. I don't want a big bike, fast car or luxury watch. Just a steam deck. Fml.
buy legion go
why would you want to buy custom shirt from taobao
I want the SLIM shirt from Sakamoto Days
Buying fake shit
Added it
is printing copyrighted design illegal in singapore?
shouldnt be the yellows and pinks happy that all the pduts goons got btfo'd? if weren't for this guy nothing wouldve happened
The circumstances of his death, The cases he worked on and the people who are happy he's gone. But it's okay, keep gargling Anwar's balls.
China is cheaper
magtagalog ka na lang kasi
im about to end my life good luck people it's impossible to get employed here due to college graduates filling up every position including the slave ones even morons in debt were able to loan out because they have jobs
know some niggas that went to that island
Was there a culture war shit in your cunt?
so you're telling me that all entry level software dev positions are getting filled up with code monkeye?
Livestream it.
when did the fags become so violent
bros my coworker got mad at me because she thinks "beating around the bush" is a lewd expression
Thoughts? Just looks like lesbo shit though.
i even think fielding 6 dutch players is still okay but 10 players is really too much
was the killer gay? why does he want make up?
If I even see hint of booba I will riot
Anyone here watched this shit?
Are we just gonna pretend that Bea Alonzo is a native malay bisaya qt?
Thoughts on eastern indonesian man? I know a friend who look exactly like mbappe
hey anon i think you should watch this
how can be a sugar daddy as a 30 yo single male
I downloaded it the other day.
Camrip?
no sugar no daddy
No, it's a TV show.
Camrip
on a streaming service? like, did someone play it on their tv and record it with a camera? or did they use a screen recorder?
how can i be a sugar daddy as a 22 yo single male with no job
Flip is Flip in the eyes of foreigners
Is it out?
I've been waiting for it since forever
eating samgyup with old people is a fucking nightmare
dad couldnt wait for the food to cook and just ate the meat raw and now he's spending the entire night shitting his brains out
Watch Parthenope (2024)
Do you go for incel jogs iyc?
no dami aso at nag mamarijuana e
What the fuck is an incel jog? Does walking around your area count?
Unpopular opinion
It's a shame going to a call center makes more money than most mid level professionals
The only difference is that professionals at least have lives and get a major pay increase on their career after half a decade while call center fags are still stuck on that pay grade
there is a pack of stray cats in my area that harass me wherever i go. i've reported it to the barangay but they just laughed at me and told me to just shoo them away with a stick or something
hyacinth gotta be the most squammy name in existence
happy epic long holiday bros
Check those 4quads broh
bisayad cuisine be like
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Jessica Lee's manager. Would you hit? From nene to sow. This is what going from entry level salary to 50k independent woman wage do.
I'll cook one tonight
/asean/ compas
Can you post in this thread?
Thanks in advance
You're welcome in advance!
yo indons got that dawg in em
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2nd week of being a manager and I have to break the news that I have to fire someone from my team tomorrow
Why is it so easy to get fired in this country
E-thot is a massive turn off for me
*talent liquidity
How come Lisa looks hot and ugly at the same time?
what if Trump 25% tariffs on imported cars to the US is a way to promote Tesla electric cars to make the US less affected by a coming oil embargo by Arab counties due Israel expansion in the Middle East?
Which one is lisa?
Too many pinos. Not enough pesos.
kek
her forehead
NEW AI SOMNIUM GAME CONFIRMED
It's impossible to start working. Everyone expects you to have a college degree
Your college degree is cheaper than mine. Why are you bitching. Stop depending on your diaspora relatives for handouts. That only good for 20 years until their kids say no.
he's inventing weird anti-college scenarios in his head. do not engage
i want to go back to college again because having sex with college girls was so much easier
I want to love but I never have
T.Koh boon Koh
love yourself
if capcom remasters the entire breath of fire series for modern consoles i will shit myself
7/11 burger curry good
Where's the American that posts cat pictures with their mouths open?
fap
Pimples appear
doesn't fap
Pimples still appear. Well fuck this shit I will fap tonight!
if you dont coom enough the coom becomes pimples
if you coom too much, the body produces too much coom that become pimples
game is rigged
Wtf flips are white?
Enlighten me. How often I should fap in a week?
Where's Kaolan
every 48 hours so the coom is consistently thick. doing it daily makes the coom too thin
Looks SEA
Only the upper class, and some middle class.
Will there be Kyle?
breath of fire bros
I see. I only fap when the tip of my cock becomes so sensitive that I start moaning every time I touch it
haram kuffar
Your text looks promiscuous right now.
Wtf flips are white?
Ada yang ikutan demo tolak RUU TNI ngga disini? Gimana caranya ya biar bisa ikut demo tanpa harus ikut organisasi2 mahasiswa?
Nigga.
Flipland's 2nd president was a spic.
Ya masuk aj ke kerumunan cuk
tinggal turun ke jalan
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More cats
Has anyone spotted a north korean flag on this board over the years
wtf is wrong with you
lust provoking image
irrelevant question
Look at the seductive eye twitching of that feline. Can't sleep tonight.
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Where's Switch 2?!
60% approval rate from whom?
He's pretty much disowned here in Illocos and I highly doubt Visayas and Mindanao look fondly of him after that embarrassing stunt he pulled. Heck even OFWs are organizing holding off on remittances.
Ijinkan aku
Untuk terakhir kalinya
Semalam saja bersamamu
Mengenang asmara kita
who is this chick?
Have you tried getting a gf
I look like mr os.
the best time of my life was when i was 15 and the store near my high school had a "unli-yosi" promo for 50 pesos for one hour
april
Didn't stop him
2nd pasangan
is he gay?
chuds
Some people are destined to be alone forever.
Destiny can be changed, remember?
Some can't. This ain't naruto nigga
Believe it!
I've been alone for 30 years, another 30 wouldn't hurt
for 30 years
Get fit now, and you'll get a gf by 35.
I'd rather just smoke a lot and die before I reach 32.
It's midnight and somehow I'm hungry again. Oh well
just bee urself anon
I'm stronger than Battle Beast
IT'S OVER
You sounds like 22 yo neet with no uni degree
Pada mudik ga gan
Sorry yee
Gw bukan orang udik
Nanti dikira intel
i live here
born here
and probably going to die here as a total nobody just like my ancestor
idc if it's heroic death, natural causes, or shame
I voted for trump not biden
FUCK FUCK FUCK I FUCKING HATE MY BRAIN ALL I EVER WANT TO DO IS SLEEEP AND THIS IS MY SHORTEST YET IM GONNA SMASH IT TRUE A FUCKING WINDOW SO THAT MY BRAIN IS EXHAUSTED ENOUGH TO SLEEP
Most sane singaporean.
it never even started for you pal
You know it's over when you can't land a job because you don't have a college degree
take some melatonin bro
irregular sleeping pattern is a symptom of schizophrenia
I-i'm perfectly normal and healthy!
I did, but I think I abuse it so much its starting to have a lack of an effect on my body
You guys post in 4chans
idk how americans are able to chug liters of soft drinks like its water
i've been trying to down a 1.5 liter of pepsi for the entire evening and i still have 1/4 left
im from reddit chud
get a doctor to prescribe sleeping pills then
everyone posting here is schizo if thats the case
just listen to twin deep ear eating asmr bro
Just live off low unlivable Philippine salary than your relatives high paying money bro
case in point
new gf/sugarbaby peruANO?
i drink 1 bottle of gin bilog and red horse stallion everytime i need to fall asleep
Just realized I can just pee from the window.
Okay just did it.
But at what price
does she have a penis?
heard there are some protests in Jakarta about a new military law
pretty sure sleeping pills aren't prescription
sleeping pills are prone to get abused thoughever
no way you dont need a prescription to get that
Just nut so you can sleep lol. Filipinos always copy Westerners. Monkey see monkey do.
even viagra/cialis is prescription here so theyre probably more strict on sleeping pills
no, I have overcome the need for a gf.
just ask thaikot ffs
baru
have u blocked her peruANO?
melatonin is OTC here, i took it during my break and i wanted to fall asleep so badly by the last 30 min
melatonin is readily accessible her thoughever
its more of a supplement than an actual sleeping pill
300
you need doctor's prescription to get sleeping pills here
thats what im thinking
theres no way you can easily access a drug you can overdose on
this
I got some years ago over the counter.
Peak PPR brain.