/brit/

without the US, we would never know what the moon looked like edistion

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I feel very sad lads, very sad indeed. Sad about Shinzo Abe.

Explore your perks with Shell GO+

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I fucking stink

blunderbuss crimes on the rise

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Buss in your mouth

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Might clean out my piss pipes, it's been a while

2Don't feel fully clean after a wank until I've pissed

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

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Oh fuck I'm scared bros

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

Anon Babble sucks cock

will be funny when you all have to post under american flags with a vpn, the ultimate humiliation ritual

Would choose a more aesthetic flag myself

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

you gon need dat 1st amendment timmy

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

How to not give a fuck?

would be catastrophic for /cum/, purely in terms of mousenonce alone

Quite sick of those Studio Ghibli ai images already.

Nothing is more painful than forbidden love. Love should not be illegal

Jesus talk about an overreaction who wrote that shite

An anonymous hacker known as Anon Babble

going off-grid with the exception of spending all my life on Anon Babble

Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? 'No!' says the man in Washington, 'it belongs to the poor.' 'No!' says the man in the Vatican, 'it belongs to God.' 'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'it belongs to everyone.' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Rapture.

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might open a jar of pickles

The dream

britsissies will never know what it feels like to have free speech. any of them here could easily be arbitrarily detained by Poo Barmer and they can do nothing about it. Free Britain

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Our rights are protected because a piece of paper says it

OMDZ

dipping my toe into /brit/

*starts sucking your toe*

Really struggling with this one today lads.

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Anon Babble has almost certainly received the same notice from Ofcom right?

HOWLING

when did you realise you're not the main character?

use a vpn

use tor

Can't post using those options though

Might read through every post in /brit/ history and pick the top 10

you won’t do shit pussy

Had the idea to have a radio station activate as my alarm. It was frankly genius. Kate Bush - Running Up That Hill currently waking me up and getting me ready for my run.

Up a hill, presumably.

you arrive in Japan

eating me bollocks

The elevation on the run is only 32m, so I don't think it counts as a hill.

Kate Bush crying now, thanks.

set up your own VPN instead of signining up to youtuber advertised slop honeypot VPN services and you can

yanks have their heads well and truly rammed up their own arses

I’m 26 and beyond cooked with absolutely nothing to show. I knew during all these years of neeting and chilling that I would have nothing to look back at but the feeling that hits you once you start retrospecting is actually much worse than you’d expect. Completely alienated and just fucked.

I won't be doing that. Ofcom has no jurisdiction on me, you see.

ktim but I'm 43

Kate Bush immediately followed up by Tears For Fears? We're eating good this morning boys

got the jav on

Hope you get run over by a wog delivering wogslop to wogs on his wogbike

it's not cum
perspective is angle
1 down is jog on

lol just solved it, but took a bit to guess, thanks.
turned out to be sex

You guys are beyond fucked. Grim grim grim.

who's holdin the keys to the yard round here

I live in a 98% town and I'll be running in a picturesque little park around a pond lol

America has total freedom of speech

one radio host gets fined $100m for having an opinion about a current event

got a cat in a bag

heh, no chance he's getting out

If you need help with your computer skills I'm your man.

is it 2% a village?

one radio host gets fined $100m for having an opinion about a current event

When has this happened?

How do you do that?

Hehe forgot the word 'white' cuz I was making toast

Nice try GCHQ

I've only applied to one job and did one job interview in my entire life, back in December 2014. I got that job and I've been working at that same company all that time.

Fuck off, you have no right being this happy and carefree this morning

Just buy a pc in a foreign country and run it 24/7

that's nice, can I have one egg McMuffin and 3 hash browns please

Course I do, Whitney's playing now. It's been non-stop bangers since I opened my eyes.

What site being blocked will get the normgroids in an uproar? Do they even visit anything outside of instagram, youtube and facebook?

Billy Ocean double header up now lads. Bet you can't guess the first song.

It's a proper STEM job at a spin out company co-owned by one of the (then) lecturers in an MSc course I did. He suggested I apply.

I stayed up the whole night in order to sleep through the day when dogs are most active but now I can't fall asleep and have to listen to their barking with an additional stress debuff

morning dee lads. I said morning dee lads x

You FOOL. It was When The Going Gets Tough. You can redeem yourself by guessing the second song.

rachel reeves getting owned on good morning Britain right now

shitting my guts out

Ugly bitch

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gf is a freak of nature, can learn languages and instruments with little effort even has a 2000 rating in chess. wish i had the type of autism she has instead of the 'waste my entire life doing nothing' autism

Yeah you don’t have a gf mate

Birmingham unironically feels like an average American city

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that’s not autism, you’re just a dosser

Doing a poo before I go for a run. Had a mad dream last night. One of those ones that has a through line all through the night. Was a zombie apocalypse dream. At one point, the zombies shagged a bird. Mental.

its a very dirty place

dosser

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Birmingham is less white than the average American city. By a distance too. Over 50% of under 18s in Birmingham are Muslim. So that's not even including the Indians and the Christian Africans.

The day we can use technology to dream on demand is the day I totally check out of life and most media. I worry I'll become dream obsessed and starve to death before rotting in a grotty little corner dreaming away.

if i didn't have autism my life would be normal, instead i work in my gay little office avoiding as much social interaction as possible

wankin over hayley maxfield again

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might become a transhumanist

still waiting for the 4 billion she said Wales was owed back when the tories were in power

yeah mate sure *turns around and accidentally walks off a cliff*

Climbing Mount Everest - Full 42 Day Journey

Video runtime: 4 hours 54 minutes 22 seconds

is my maths wrong or does 42 days sound like it should be a lot more than ~5 hours?

Emma Watson left a shit stain in her underwear.

Stfu rorke

t minus 4 hours 6 minutes until the family meal. I want to kill myself

don't like it? make your own video about climbing everest

So glad I have a normal family life and mundane things like a lunch don't fill me with dread

I'm off to M&S to buy some din dins

I would love a family meal in 4 hours and 6 minutes. I haven't seen my family since last Summer. Are you going out, or is someone cooking? Hope it's a Harvester or a Greene King.

Moscow is the largest city with the most white people

Yep
We're fucked

They all mock me
Going out.

Russians

white

You're blessed with a coherent family that does things together. Where are you going?

mumberg randomly started feeling nauseous in the mornings

even a sip of coffee or a bit of banana is making her feel sick

Might finally be the day lads. She's taking a test later as her period is due in a few days.

Local restaurant you won’t know it

I might know it. What's the cuisine?

smugly thought I could outdo you here by coming up with a city with a population so large that even with a normal distributuon of races, it would still exceed Moscow's white population

but I didn't realise Moscow had such a large population (13 mil). I'd thought it would be like 5 million or some such. The only larger cities are all in China / India and I doubt they have 13 million white people in them.

I came up with a theory about brits,aging,and nonces

People say brits age the worst but it's not for the reason you might think. Many brits are neotenous and that tends to age poorly. Brits in their prime (young) are the cutest and prettiest though, the best. This must be why brits are known for being nonces because they age poorly.

They all mock me

Tried not being such a contemptible freak?

what type of family has a lunch time meal on a thursday, get to fucking toil

Italian
I have yeah

rorke desperately explaining to the hoes that just cause he listens to lostprophets doesn't mean he condones baby rape

squattoil later this morning

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the hoes

um they're called the huzz in nuspeak actually

It’s for my uncles birthday and him and his family are coming from Switzerland

Do you think in china and India they know they are genociding us

Big bouncing bazoongas going BOING BOING BOING

I'm addicted to british glamour models

love going for walks in rainy but not raining-hard type weather, spent an hour in the park getting drunk earlier

are you aware literally no one listens to the links you post
why don't you share it with your real-life mates?

restaurants not open in the evening are they? hope toilberg punishes you

From how painful this entire conversation alone has been in pulling out even the slightest bit of information out, I can say with 100% accuracy that you are an annoying person and your family are doing you a favour by inviting you to dinner. Have you ever tried using sentences when you speak instead of monosyllabic utterances? They might make fun of you less.

moscow doesn't have 13 million white people either kek

I don’t have a job at the moment
Thanks I thought you were nice but you’re just horrible like everyone else

I was trying to be nice to you but you've made it very difficult.

real-life mates

Neck yourself faggot

going to australia for 3 weeks, first ever time leaving europe lads heard the cigs are $40 a pack hopefully the piss is cheap at least

hope i get a punch up with an abo too

i don't have any real-life mates :(

enjoy nothing more than making life harder for wagies

Can I get some british glamour model recs?

It's gingerpedo, he's one of the worst posters here. Best to just ignore him.

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I don’t even have online friends lol

what about the rest of your family? all jobless are you? fucking sick of it everywhere i look is another DOSSER

if you go to a tobacconist, ask them for a pack of manchester and they're like $10-13 each, you have to pay with cash though

cigs are $40 a pack

everyone knows you're gingerpedo lad

Don't do this. It's tobacconist secret code for getting taken out back of the shop and getting bummed.

My mum is retired and my dad only goes into the office like 2 days a week I think. I am the only jobless

get a FUCKING JOB

Britain used to be a nation of shopkeepers. Now we're a nation of bennies scroungers.

get the toiled suffered through

Don't fight the aboriginals, heard they're treated like a protected species over there

me at the start grabbing multiple treats while zoomies at the end get NONE

I tried

packaged

do the zookeepers seriously want the entire enclosure littered with plastic?

British glamour models are unmatched, the perfect combination of neoteny and bimbofication.

Not much diff

got a couple of steak bakes in the oven

breakfast ready lads

Final Score: 54/65 (86.15%)
Result: PASSED
smashing the AWS practice exams here lads x

Child dies in Calumet County house fire

Don’t listen to them. Doesn’t matter if you’ve got a job or not. The important thing is to be womfy!

kys pedo freak

got 100% on the cross cultural competency test yesterday

giwtwm

cor 8 years ago and still doing it on the daily

Mad how shite American banking is considering they're the richest country in the world.

Cunts have barely got chip and pin, they must have an aneurysm seeing contactless payments. They will actually just give their card to some 19 year old waiter and watch as they disappear into the back to put in the amount and run the payment.

So addicted to british glamour girls with fake tits and neotenous faces...

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Vile perverts

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never seen a woman taller than me before. HOT

lots of 6'1+ dutch women

got a doctor's appointment tomorrow, can't stand doctors, always with the autism asking you about things that don't matter in the slightest

im 6'4

Just found out about "soaking" and "trampolining" in the Mormon community. It's their way of having sex before marriage by putting their penis in a vagina and having somebody bounce on the bed for movement because they're "not technically having sex" (they are)

Hilarious how they're like

Yeah I believe in a bloke who created time, space and life itself. He is all knowing, all powerful and he can be everywhere at once... anyway I've managed to trick him

Isaac Newton was the greatest Anglo to ever live

Imagine being the designated bed bouncer

they do want that yes

en.wikioedia.org/wiki/Eruv

I mean Jews are convinced they can trick the Almighty with a piece of string.

cant wait for april fools day remember the trading game from last year

Mrs made some Asian peanut sauce slop for dinner and now I'm up early shitting liquid out my ass fucks sake

Went out to dinner with 8 other people in the states recently and they refused to split the bill

the voice of john mcafee echoes around my smelly bedroom

Hilarious how the average white zoomer just unconsciously uses Islamic terminology in their day to day speak

do they though

I made some posts to get some of you to talk to me about british glamour babes

have spare cash, might go into warhammer 40k

what army should I buy first, /brit/?

”comedian” Catherine Ryan diagnosed with skin cancer for second time

not feeling gym today but someone has to go and look at all the arses

seems like someone who would have used sunbeds in her youth

It's like playing a singleplayer game with two people and the guy with the controller will let you play "after he dies".

My mum uses sun beds…

40 dollars doos is like £10

gagging for that inheritance

The so-called States-"run" schools.

I don't see how that's similar at all

we can either afford private school or food, but not both

broken britain

are we so back or is it so over? what's the mood today team?

god some of you are so fucking funny lmao

Back from my run lads. Tried listening to music while I ran this time, but it didn't affect my time at all, so I'll go back to music-less running for meditation time.

ask me in 3 and a half hours when NYSE opens and I learn if TSLA ruined me or not

kek

You hoping for up or down mate?

up

oh dear

the female doctor is going to be doing a live testicular cancer check on This Morning if anyone’s interested

will the testicle-haver be a man or a woman?

It's important in today's world that both men AND women know to check their testicles regularly.

How much did you buy it for? I got it ages back and after the recent mess I finally got rid of it at a profit (could've sold for 10% more if I waited but whatever), far too unstable for me desu

I’m going to learn how to trade how to be a trader trading things

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in 9th grade our class had to do a medical checkup at the local hospital and girls were throwing a fit because the gynecologist was male

What an ugly interior

you're laughing? $TSLA will drop again today and you're laughing?

What’s ugly about it

All of it
Don't even know what the logo is
McLaren?

bollocks on daytime tv? not on

Daytime tv is always bollocks

I put about £5000 in 3x long Tesla ETPs in mid February when I thought it bottomed out at just under £330

worth £1968.91 as of end of yesterday

I've heard male gynos are better because the women tend to be more rough, and the men are quite gentle.

Nice trousers

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get the disabled starved, the pensioners frozen to death and the landlords wanked to completion

Fucking hell, long road to recovery, I ate the 30+% drop seething away, couldn't wait to get rid of it
At this point even if Tesla unfucks itself I won't buy it again, too much like a shitcoin

Yes. In fact, landlords should be legally be allowed to fuck any of their tenants for their gift of housing

So is Chrome trying to kill uBlock Origin? They turned it off for me as it's no longer supported, and I get a nice little half a second of an advert on Youtube again.

Just enable it anyway and yes they want everyone to be a youtube paypig

Funny how my passport is travelling internationally without me. Meanwhile I can't do that anymore.

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too saved to pick individual stocks me
just put it in the Vanguard FTSE All-World (Acc) every month and forget about it x

on that first sip of the day

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Yeah went into extensions and could still enable it again. Wonder what the general consensus is since it was way better than adblock. Google shitting themselves and I imagine they'll try to outright block it soon.

KTIM but with VUAG instead

X is back to its old value of 44 billion, Tesla stock is going up, Trump rules the world, DEI is dead, transgenders are out of women sports, there are officially only two genders, Musk is going to sue the shit out of a bunch of dumb people, we Europeans now call the Democrat Party the "Swastika Party" because Swastikans paint swastikas on everything, earlier today Trump's lawyer exposed the Swastika Party as a bunch of despicable liars, illegals are leaving your country, the Swastikan money machine is being dismantled, Swastikan approval rating is 27 percent and dropping, 600,000 registered Democrats have left the Swastika Party, Israel is winning, Ukraine is losing, Snow White was another DEI flop, that Delta plane that crashed and rolled over is probably due to DEI, since the investigation found no hardware failures, meaning that it's pilot, an inexperienced woman and DEI hire, is probably to blame.

90% of people who pick individual stocks are not qualified to be picking them
Better to realise this sooner and just let the ETF do the work for you

wtf that's real as well

why would it be fake

-£60 for a dentist appointment I missed today

Reminder text that I usually get? Nope.
Reminder call that I usually get? Nope.
Email? Yeah but I never check that because I'm not 60 years old

all because of anita sarkesian...

20 thousand unread emails, me

Ah right. Somebody else's fault then is it?

Do incels really read Anon Babble full screen like that?

shall be complaining to my MP if the anime nonce website Anon Babble gets blocked

How else would I have Anon Babble open aside an internet browser?

Lost the will to fix it ages ago.

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docked to the side so you don't waste 80% of your screen real estate

Open in a window with an appropriate line width
Those loooooong posts are so difficult to read
Or you may do what I do: phonepost

I have two monitors and nothing worth having on my screen apart from Anon Babble

Imagine waiting 900 seconds to make a post.

Well yeah. I just usually rely on the text but they were today like 'nah don't rely on that' like thanks for telling me then it only took £60 to get that information

like why on earth would I think the text wouldn't just happen every time?

I only have to once

This is why I only have a Cash ISA.

Chucking 20 grand into a Crash ISA.

does the ghibli filter justify the valuation of AI companies or is this still a bubble?

Morning lads. Another day of misery and squalor is it/?

lol
lmao even

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might learn blender and to make youtube videos

Email? Yeah but I never check that because I'm not 60 years old

utterly bizarre thing to say

what will Labour ban next?

what else?

it's what i do best

Comfy few minutes there without the entities itt alas they are always lurking

blender? more like bender

most women don't even enjoy it

this is such a lie
try and keep a girl away from sucking your dick when you're in a relationship
her mouth is attracted to it like a magnet
they do enjoy it

hate it when people start sentences with the word "now"

You bought a computer at PC World lad?

everyone was shitting on the OP and the thread got deleted

because it was satire. mong

This post doesn't exist anymore.

That won't stop him from reposting it for years

My gf doesn't really like sucking my cock

She says it's too big :/

now then

my mum doesn't like oral in either direction and it really bothers me
i want the battery taste

right then

Sven Goran Ericsson

where is it?

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