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LOVELY FUCKING CANSLAD LIED AND IS ACTUALLY GETTING THE BIG FUCKING CANS edish
SORRY FOR THE LONG NAME sub-edish

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fortnite dance

and hit jackie with the rizz face

pay for seat? Yes no?

BASED CANSLAD RETURNS

why do i who am made in the image of god do such evil things

how good could i get at maths just teaching myself?

How big are the big cans? Can I know?

You need the holy spirit to train you like an ordinance dog that sniffs out land mines by the way. Then you'll learn how to stop doing things which are detestable and look good in the eyes of the Lord.

neoliberal bull logging in

i hope i get fucking cancer and die then you'll appreciate what i said, you'll appreciate me and my ideas, you'll wish i was still here

idk

keep praying for the holy spirit to help me even more than theyha lreay do

Billie Piper is The Doctor

bushwick based enablers are active

ruby has never had a shag

grow up mate that bullshit isnt real

I still need to get the fuck outside and buy them but fuck me I'm tired

Lad, it's a fucking plane. You have to pay for the seat you utter fucking mong

10 cans, 500mls each

i can change that

You need to submit, tell God you're a sinner and realise it's not a sprint, and it's alright to stray, God will write it on your heart and your actions will boon and the vine will produce good fruits.

hs?

doesn’t she have a girlfriend

nah, probably some Badwolf meme until they can get a proper new Doctor. Or back to Wilderness era which is more more preferable 2bh

mad that she's in prison

she has a BAST FRAND ONLEE

for what

Don't know why people are making fun of my YouTube Premium.
It's just Spotify but with more songs and podcasts for the same price. Also it downloads a bunch of videos for me to watch on my phone automatically for when I don't want to use data.

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ANAL STRECHING FEMDOM

no they are just best friends.....

And I saw the dead, great and small, standing before the throne, and books were opened. Another book was opened, which is the book of life. The dead were judged according to what they had done as recorded in the books.

Good idea, lad. Give her my number

rape

being a wee racist trollop

The Madrid Court sentenced Isabel Peralta, a member of the neo-Nazi group Bastión Frontal who in 2021 called for hatred against Muslim immigrants, to one year in prison and a fine of 1,080 euros. "We will not let them invade us. Death to the invader!" she exclaimed during an unauthorized rally.

just yor mega incel cope for your sad life

whoa momma

Nobody would be giving a single penny to youtube if I could help it.

Because if you're on Android you can do that for free, lad

Wasn't making fun of you. I understand if you would be on an iPhone or just not interested in getting an app that does it for you

Lad, that's a fat woman

project on

ultimately, that's a yes

Video is so kino why did they spoil the whole show with 200 trillion times more gayness

If you have the holy spirit you're saved. Nothing can take you out of God's hand. Infinite grace, infinite mercy. Apart from if you grieve the spirit (try and kill millions of people, adulter, drink to excess and just generally sin to your heart's content, but think about the thief on the cross and the wayward son). I am in no way God though so I just try and go off what the Bible says please excuse me if I get it wrong.

Build up your treasures in Heaven the Bible says. Fruits of the spirit. It'll all be worth it. God is building you a house in Heaven and New Earth.

alright lads, holiday is it yeah?

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i do drink to excess and sin though :(

just thinking of the thousands of hymens that are snappin smoove open tonight LOL

htink we can both agree its not a projection

sentenced for what?

The thief on the cross said to Jesus, "Remember me Lord" and they were saved.

I love fat pussy

the repent thief was an og

Infinite grace, infinite mercy. God loves you more than you could ever imagine for returning home. It's important not to fight it, it'll be written on your heart and you'll get bored and tired of alcohol. God finds a way. God works in mysterious ways.

bulbous pg tip about to violently hurl through sum hymens

GAMER GIRLS
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god doesn't exist

Greta Thunberg and Liam Cunningham (Davos from Game of Thrones) are currently on a 12-person boat going from Italy to Gaza to try and braek the blockade

bizarre
why do leftoids care so much about that place in particular
tad strange

blessed be to god

flat stomach

Right, that's motivation

Greta is legit autistic, tho. She has that as an excuse

so this is rorke

shes cute but somethng about her makes me want to attack her

gold cards issued
deflorations scheduled
quicktaps looming
hymens endangered
praise jah

Need to shower and shave but as soon as I do I've accepted my fate that I have to go to work tomorrow. Truly none suffer more than I.

wish I were nonced by a pe teacher in her mid 30s who's strong but not a literal lesbian

men rate women out of 3
women rate men out of 20

ktim, also need a poo

Innocent people are dying from bombs and starvation in Gaza

Imagine if some part of England was being bombed and some military surrounded it, blocking entry for any food, causing starvation

Would be quite grim wouldn't it

The Chase might genuinely be the best quiz show format I've seen

just dont
live a little

Chapter I: Concerning Mousey

Boring no one ever wins

might quit my job so i can do drugs and read books all day

is this nigga wearing a dress

I don’t think they actually care about Palestinians, it’s just an excuse to fuck with Jews

my biggest flaw as it were is that I feel I deserve better
every job I've had I've felt it was beneath me
we deserve nothing, of course -- but is it wrong to think I should have a better life than Ngubu and his food delivery bike?

but they love dying
it gets them to allah sooner

Have to train people and they'll be sat right next to me. Not allowed to smell of sweat and old cum. Stupid made up rules for society.

Yeah worst part I reckon but it's not a fatal flaw

do NOT attack pretty girls

breed me

Another week of trying to actually find something to do at toil instead of staring into space out of boredom.

i seriously want to behead this bitch with an enchanted claymore

Cheers lads

Eaten way too much today, this is my seventh shite of the weekend.

Having a big shite and a bag of cans. They had Staropramen on offer too but it's a bit shit in a can compared to draught. So I got some Madri Excepcional El Alma De Madrid, which is 100% made in Madrid in Spain because it is Spanish.

dont need to imagine. once theyve done it to gaza they'll know they can do it anywhere

Corrr! You reckon she shits out that arse?

I think probably one factor that makes certain leftoids sympathetic to Gaza is that the western elite are so strongly supportive of Israel and they feel bad about it because their tax dollars are funding it.
When genocides (or whatever you want to call it) occur in Africa for example, it's perhaps somewhat easier to ignore because the western world probably has much less to do with it.

why is this so fucking funny to me, lad?

Name, please, lad?

haven't seen this line a few months

There's no episodes for two years
They literally just made her the Doctor with no plan as a hail mary to fish viewers back and try to make Disney reconsider the deal
lmao

I love this man
I would have died for him

Been busy sorry mate x

right. another 5 days of this shit

Most people don't want to die prematurely

two years? Disney?

What do you think of my comment

why do indian men get so much racism

Nope.

in bed already

WHAEY

tobby

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deferring next uni semester going to travel and get my license

see

*walks out of /brit/*

just know diegos tried sucking his own knob before

Thr Doctor Who theme used to be exciting, but that reveal was so stupid.

They filmed the two recent seasons back to back per the distribution deal with Disney (they get Disney money while Disney gets the rights to distribute Doctor Who outside of the UK)
Disney never gave the greenlight for later seasons so they just sat unable to write or film anything
This is also why Ncuti Gatwa jumped ship because he was having to turn down offers otherwise

WE WANT EAZY

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hundreds will die

thousands

i thought it was very funny

was just about able to get my bellend into my mouth when i was younger
no chance thats happening these days

let he who is without sin cast the first stone

Any handsome felines in?

mad how monty pyke is yet another of diego's gimmicks

great, sexually assault performed as comedy for children's entertainment, the 90s were a shit time to be alive

innocent people are dying from bombs and starvation in sudan, a lot more of them in fact
do you care? do i care? does anybody care? absolutely fucking not.
it's just selective attention and marketing

The tinderfu hasn't responded since yesterday. Over status?

it's so fucking

Go where?

cant do that these days because of woke

Peace was never an option.

are currently on a 12-person boat

imagine the smell

Disposable vapes are now banned

You can now buy "non-disposable" vapes that are the exact same but you can pull a part off for the same price

Don't think Keir thought that one through properly did he?

How do I get good pictures for dating apps

in one way or another, you're a bad brother

Please. Listen. No.

My comment addresses this.

All I'm saying is that the situation in Gaza is bad, I'm not saying that the situation in Sudan isn't bad

Having a debate on what to get with the cans, lads

Some sort of chips perhaps. Or the pizza. Or the ribs. Or the chips and chicken balls from the chinese

Kinda bad. No. Thanks. What's all this? All this? All this?

imagine being on that boat clapping gretas cheeks with the boys every night im jelous

innocent

no

people

also no

get ai to do it

Goon to sissy porn

I wish I was myself.

chips and chicken balls sounds leng, especially if they're those chunky salt & pepper chips

Only devices considered to be reusable will be legal. That means that they must have a rechargeable battery, a replaceable coil, and be refillable.

sounds like they're meant to be pretty different mate

if you dont support Palestine you are spiritually Jewish

Bought one this morning. Literally the same thing but the top comes off now if you pull it really hard.
It's the same price. The shop doesn't even sell replacements for it.

Jesus. Listen.

well i reckon it's still an illegal vape then

it's almost as if there's a specific reason why one is bad and the other is good, but only a genius could figure out that one

fuck both of them

Stfu. Correct.

dont give a shit about gaza but i support yemeni islamic terrorism

would rather smell cigaretyes in public than vape smoke

Don't get it. Please explain

she NEEDS a fat smelly neet 14cm BWC inside her

I support conflict being confined to the middle east and away from white European countries dont care who's killing who

wow your 'ard

no you wouldn't
be quiet

starting my gender transition journey

really love rainy overcast weather. enjoy the aesthetic of gray dullness, with the occasional rain droplet hitting your face. adds a lot of character to the scenery

aha yeah ^_^

disposable vapes just fill the planet with even more plastic junk, are you actually retarded

Sir vape disposer

got havana syndrome

It's the exact same amount of plastic with the exact same components. You can't even remove the battery.

vape smoke is sickly sweet and unpleasant

The non-disposables cost the same and are just going to be thrown away when empty like the disposables

zoomers aren't going to be refilling that shit what's the point

and all i'm saying is the level of outrage and urgency around the issue would make you think it's the worst thing that's ever happened, whereas it's not even the worst thing happening right now

are you just throwing away refillable vapes the minute they run out of juice?

Life begins at 12% body fat

doesnt really make sense if they really believed in heaven does it

vaping is even gayer than sucking a willy

YES MOTHERFUCKER
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENS

getting below 8% was brutal but i am glad i did it once. this was around 10 years ago. i'm now prob 15%, stopped lifting, don't care any more as i have a long term gf and focusing on other things.

Maybe the unfortunate reality is that Britain doesn't have a large population of Sudanese heritage who are bringing attention to the issue

Meanwhile there is a large Muslim community in the UK who have brought attention to Gaza

If you think both conflicts should get attention then I agree

Do you think genuine obligate lesbians exist?

Yes. They are the exact same as disposable ones now but some parts come off. What are you not understanding here?

Pendulum ft Wargasm (UK)

Hmm okay lads

i have an irish passport and genuinely thinking of moving to a european country for a few years
could easily find work there since i speak english and work tech
the problem is, i'm looking at a map and don't think there's anywhere that doesn't have the same or worse problems to the uk
possibly norway or finland but it's cold and expensive

people who buy bags for life then immediately bin them are fucking weirdos

me when i forget to bring one with me

can't even get a plastic straw at maccies any more but zoomers are throwing 10 plastic vapes a week into the landfill

maybe they just really fucking hate the environment

Right, lads.
Anyone actually having the cans?

I don't vape, because vaping is for homosexuals. I assumed refillable vapes cost more but had some kind of benefit, but it seems that is not the case. Oh well, I guess we'll just continue filling the planet with plastic then

buying 40 boxes of plastic straws and hurling them straight into the sea

these imagination wanks are leading my mind to dubious places

illegal to buy or sell them in the UK

Jews form a nation within the nation they're living in

tobert

No they literally just made it so the top comes off and ta-da! It is now a "refillable pod kit" that is the exact same thing for the same price.
I think they legally have to manufacture replacement parts which nobody is going to buy and will become even more plastic waste

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scotswoman of colour

Is it really a Ricky gervais comedy if he doesn’t shoehorn in some dogshit atheist philosophy

how fucking braindead do you have to be in the first place to constantly buy new disposable vapes instead of buying a normal vape and juice

yeah

Why doesnt the vagina have the same texture as the palm of your hand ?

envy how good cats are at sleeping

Britons like we out here lads stacking Thatcher

So that's a no, then, lads.
Canslad is not having the cans if /brit/ won't have the cans with Canslad

grow up

in the wild they sleep 20 hours a day or so, to rest up for the rigors of the hunt

it looms

how fucking braindead do you have to be in the first place to constantly buy new loaves of bread instead of buying a normal bread maker and flour

i assume they sell replacement pods that are cheaper than the entire device?
obviously pod systems that force you to buy prefilled pods instead of being able to refill them are not as good but it's still a hell of a lot better than throwing away a fucking battery every time

Get the ponies drinking

to rest up for the rigors of the hunt

they do it cos they're lazy cunts
i've known many a cat and all of them have been incredibly lazy animals

Pure looking mf. What are you doing? Go home, man. XD/

Wogs have the mental capacity of 12 year old children

bread's already cheap

I'm not a "vapist" so why would I buy one of those clunky neek machines which I have to maintain and replace and recharge lol, sometimes I just buy a vape when the mood strikes me simple as

ARBEIT
MACHT
FREI

posted it again award

The Sudan embassy is like a street away from Buckingham Palace. I guess they thought it would be an important country in Empire days.

NOOOO YOU CAN ONLY POST THINGS ONCE

I would have done it easily. XD

Vaping is for pussies

no ponies
no pop stars
no peters

Nobody is buying replacement pods from the corner shop. Any normal person already just buys a vape and juice.
People who buy disposable vapes (children and spackers) are going to continue buying the exact same thing and throwing it away

probably wanted it close by for some cheeky blackings

Cant stop laughing at this

pooing right now

I gotta die badly.

White women's areses are getting bigger to accommodate BBC

it's a wild one i'll give you that

Thanka ya vry mauch!

There were brown people on TV?
Did someone need a curry or something

Let's say I do get the BIG cans. What do I watch? Was thinking something noncy
Like Pirates of Caribbean

why doesn't the police/government go after the pakis that sell them to kids in the first place
oh wait i know

yeah, if its dogshit content once is enough

Please?

Imagine explaining this to your boss or mother

couldn't care less pal hope this helps

I have never seen a child vape

What?

It's funny though

hello tarq

it's actually not however

The bad ending.

that was never him singing

Both jews and Arabs do inbreeding at extremely high rates
Why do Semites love fucking their cousin so much?

Same guy who made Milli Vanilli was behind Boney M

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ozenpic is chubby chase genocide

Man.

early cansnonce dogshit new

went off her the second i found her videos
she is very good at making herself look curvy and has a nice butt but she's actually fat and flabby

Chicken noise.

Problem, lad?

what the fuck

Thank you for your service.

Shit.