Tea by sea edish
/brit/
neoliberal bull logging in
Fucking hell i could be your Dad. Probably shagged your Mum in a Liquid nightclub toilets whilst Armand Van Helden played in the background
*opens mouth wide to catch confetti*
It is said that when Catherine of Braganza arrived from Portugal to marry Charles II in 1662, she brought with her a casket of tea. Since the Portuguese had been importing tea to Europe from the beginning of the seventeenth century, Catherine had grown up drinking tea as the preferred everyday beverage.
baffled by people who are good at maths and do it at uni
bushwick based enablers are active
hello british come join EU4 multiplayer game
My dad was born in 1951
Frequently references the fact that everyone was white when he was growing up
got the screamo on
according to that map there appears to be absolutely no correlation between sea access and the name for tea
@india.in.pixels
ah yes
i could be your dad if i wasn't a virgin freak sperg
I did maths at uni. Did my a-level at 16 and got an unconditional offer to do it. Ask me anything.
mad how i would be a shagger if i was born in a different decade
I did maths at uni and now I work for £12 something an hour.
have menthol elf
Don't Just Book It, Thomas Cook it
Mallorca booked with the mrs
The deano holiday looms
chatugal
it encroaches
small boat cronem
Can smell chickenberg getting tastier by the second
this the new? then how come all i see is the same shite
what's an integer?
ktim
in awe of people who understand physics too
wish i was an engineer but im a total brainlet
this flag triggers bad memories....
gangs? smashed
rhetoric? put aside
pensioners? heated
seasideMARK converted to Islam and changed his name to Omar Muhammad so that he could marry a woman from Egypt
How tall is a desk supposed to be? Mine reaches just below the middle of my thigh.
Feel like that might be too low.
was it a good degree choice
bet the pg tips are getting leaky
LMAO
bought a 65 inch telly and it's too big
Just a number innit. Like 7 or 0.
If I bothered to do anything with it would of been. Same goes for any degree though I reckon, doesn't matter if you don't have actual experience in a related field.
Sometimes people see maths degree on my cv and assume I'm smart though so that's alright
spaffed 3 times today and the 3rd one was the biggest load by far
look at this long dog
I don't really think this is that funny
Troons are weirdos and unless they literally touch kids should be treated as such
Making fun of someone killing themselves isn't big or smart regardless of the decisions they made
all depends on how it feels when you're seated
grow up
It's gold baby. stack it up
simple as
me? ive got a 2m linnmon ikea desk accommodates EVERYTHING
I don't really think this is that funny
need a girl to fart on my willy
unlikely
that’s not real
me? MSci in physics, PhD in applied mathematics
probably the smartest chap in this thread
i shagged the gf today
do u cum onto your belly or what? ive always hated the cleanup cos i shoot loads and leaves big mess
howling at the incels seething over a woman who has read books
I don't really think this is that funny
Troons are weirdos and unless they literally touch kids should be treated as such
Making fun of someone killing themselves isn't big or smart regardless of the decisions they made
was it wet and tight?
index fund creator says gold is not an investment
been published in any prestigious journals?
do you got a job?
Woman watches Netflix
Dumb fucking foid
Woman reads
Nooooo she didn't retain anything!
How good of people who read so many books to go out of their way to tell others about all the intellectual books they have read / are reading.
After all, what's the point in reading all those dry, boring books if no one knows you read them (and hence how smart you ostensibly are)?
dinner is served
but less about tattle
No because I was lying
Been using this desk and the cheapest computer chair argos had for the last 10 years.
Chair doesn't even have any bleeding arms and I have to type like a t-rex.
Should sort it out really.
The current read
might buy this
HAHAA
wait really? should I watch the news again?
need a baked potato comet to smash the lot
beige, three ways
Some guy scammed my grandmother out of £400.
If I have his sort code and account number and his name is there anything I can do to fuck with them?
it's what he would want
yeah he was all about buying tat, buddha
I had that as a lad, imagine it with a big crt monitor on top
He is the man.
Tea was not traditionally produced or consumed in India.
It was introduced by the British in order to break the trade monopoly of Chinese-grown tea.
Fucking hell
any medieval tavern titcow man in?
tiktok.com
tiktok.com
women make such weird faces for photos
Frogposter posted his mensa certificate once so I reckon it's him
corr a tit fuck on her must feel good
being gay while sucking a big willy
:)
i will never be a woman
why’d you lie then
willy? wanked
arse? shagged
fanny? licked
tits? sucked
did you read that in a book or something?
You've got the sort code and account number of a 19 year old money mule who has now had their accounts frozen. You've got nothing. You're in over your head.
medieval tavern titcow
we need more trannies in this society, it makes dating so much easier
gravy is too thick, could have made it into a jus and have the mash soak it up, plus would have flowed better
still believing in dinosaurs
lmaoo
Ah let me just check bbc news to see what’s happening
Now you get it.
Damn, Taiwan master race yet again
opinions on these cars de lads?
want something quiet and comfortable but a bit upmarket for commuting
Audi A1
Audi A3
Volvo V40
Skoda Octavia
in a magazine
i don't wank to the magazine i just shoot into it
you can pry the pages apart and spaff again. they get a bit smelly after 100+ spaffs
i hate that gaylord and his stupid little beard so much
bought this one earlier in the year it's the only one which can fit in my bedroom
just two different shades of shit
nothing in nature and science if thats what youre implying
Goolf
doing a poo wee vomit wank to get every single thing out of my body
Well yeah it's an island innit you daft sod
what books you lot reading then?
you posted this yesterday now fuck off
who died and put you in charge of gravy viscosity?
awww :-/
tea is shite. genuinely dont know why it ever took off when it's barely more favoursome than water
polestar 2
Do you bang your knees on the desk all the time too like I do?
right then why is brazil being cheeky here and not using tea?
watching the greatest football match of my entire life
Think im done with alcohol lads
Will be on the tobacco exclusively moving forward
The routledge handbook of chinese applied linguistics
if you're actually interested in the book, the book practically reads itself
want something quiet and comfortable but a bit upmarket for commuting
>Audi A1
>Audi A3
>Volvo V40
>Skoda Octavia
four more minutes niggas
bought these from a korean supermarket. they were ok
Spend more time on Anon Babble than I do reading. haha
Chelsea vs Leeds 1970 FA Cup final?
OLDHAM LADS WE DONE IT
any of you lads say the n-word or the f-word or the p-word or the s-word out loud in public?
fellow oldham lad we have done it. weird how there are two of us here
leftypols best mates causing trouble in paris again
yeah
no there's clearence between the shelf and my knees, i also have the chair the lowest it will go
got the greeno eats on
kanye can't say that, can he????
get a used 3 series and pretend ur tarq
No it's a real person I have it confirmed and it's a personal bank account
Mad how every major European city will be inhabited by africans and asians
exactly lad now get the black coffee down
it actually contains caffeine
joking i'm not really an oldham lad
i'm from manchester though
Why is British so British?
korean supermarket i go to is full of fat white girls who presumably want to find their korean husband there
Hows millwall doing then?
Me dad were born in 1940 and died in 2018
Alhamdulillah
never lie to me like that ever again
how many people got killed when England lost the Euros/World cup/ FA Cup?
His mom could technically have been born in '86 and him legally browsing
Combination. Gaelic sword in the heart of the enemies..
love my coffee like my men. long and black
yeah crazy. Africa is fuckhuge but they have to come to the tiny island of the UK for some reason
they really want to be on that tiny grey piece of land
get me stroked
kino match
:(
yeah?
based. If you want to understand the religious significance of America in the Jewish religion, read chapter 27 in the book of Genesis with commentary at sefaria.org and watch these videos of Rabbis explaining the whole thing:
odysee.com
Abdomination?
did he ever shag you up the arse?
it laura loomers
need someone to give my arse a jolly good rogering
alri *flashes lights rapidly on your eyes*
feel heartberg pumping
shant drink the rest of my redbull
Meaty pussy omg.
bet the cronem are showering
for me it's earl grey
Africa is so goddamn big yet they've done fuckall in developing it
Guess it's time for a flight to that actually rich country
Not a word of that is at odds with that I told you in the post quoted.
I just learned yesterday you're not supposed to use shampoo on your hair every day
Bro burned alive. Let us kill you again. XD
its almost fucking here
brain fog which i've had for over two weeks has cleared dunno what that were about
I shampoo everyday I just don’t conditioner everyday
Its the white man's fault you see
If they were left to their own devices they would have created wakanda
ye everyone i met who did this has thinning hair
I am sober. See you later?
lad i knew in first year of uni wasn't anything special
now he's an assistant prof at cambridge. in humanities but still, didn't see that coming. is academia just a load of bollocks?
white devils and that
are you supposed to shampoo your pubes?
need to tho
dandruffberg got me by the rope
mumsy been grinding up SSRIs and putting them in your evening meal
she just wants to help you lad, doesn't like seeing you couped up in that room all day
No but you should be shampooing your armpit hair
suck suck sucking a womans billy willy weenus peenus
is academia just a load of bollocks?
theres no bigger purveyor of bollocks than the field of academia
i only use conditioner shampoo is the same as rubbing a bar of soap on your head
it's all about how much you can suck off israel
Just realized that there’s no Spanish language based general on Anon Babble. Whatever happened to Hilo Latino is anyone’s guess.
Too many CHIs
Everyone’s hair is different. If I don’t use shampoo and just use water from shower my hair feels like straw later in the day
it's morphin time
tea, especially matcha, is very healthy. It helps reduce cell damage and visceral fat:
youtube.com
Why?
it got turned into cono sur general and briefly mex
because the mexicans and argies hate each other or some shit
why not?
da's on the tomato juice
I didn't know that about Matcha actually. I'd try it sometime. There's stuff like Yerba Mate too
Mad how Uruguay is a country full of tall blonde hair blue eyed Nordic people
There is no evidence for any of that.
I am eating.
one day they'll pay. They'll all pay
Mad how Uruguay is a country full of tall blonde hair blue eyed Nordic people
let me see you stripped
pictured in the thumbnail: a man on anabolic steroids, all of which produce lipolysis
imagine watching this drivel
What what?
Sham poo, it's fake poo, get it, hahhhaa?
one day they'll pay. They'll all pay
seen her bumhole
Chickenberg out and resting
Can't wait to tear into him in about 40 mins
Head on a pillar.
*remembers Anon Babblebrit/*
resting the meat
woke rubbish
*changes the locks on the thread*
we've got a high court warrant to repossess /brit/, are you the OP?
Paul Bohill?
Yeah I know him by that name. Hell, I worked with him in small-claims. Back then we called him 'Paki Pulveriser' Bohill because he never came out of a property without a scalp, an ear, or covered with blood.
Most would call him insane, but that is why the High Court trained him. They saw potential. It wasn't until they learned his methods that they truly realised what a monster they created.
You see, most enforcement agents try to reason with the defendent. Not Paul. No, he used knives, clubs, pliers, you name it. After a few jobs I got a chance to talk to him one to one. He was wearing his blood stained hard hat, sunglasses, and stab vest, smoking a cigarette and drinking Johnny Walker Black Label. It was only 7AM, but you NEVER told Paul what he could and couldn't do.
I asked him why he used such violent tactics. He lowered his head and took a long slow draw from his hand rolled cig, pulled off his sunglasses and looked me right in the eyes, piercing my soul.
"I do it out of respect. Respect for the white race. These goat fucker scum bags don't deserve the mercy of a British council flat, but a slow torturous death at the hands of a British man!"
In a flash he pulled out his weathered, but razor sharp knife and stopped just short of sticking my gut.
"The look in their eyes when I slip this baby into their swollen, curry filled bellies is reason enough. To see the last lights flick off in their heads as they see a real High Court Enforcement Agent at work."
It tastes like shit.
GET HIM OFF THE FIELD
THAT WA DIABOLICAL
wanking upside down hanging from a pullup bar from my ankles like a bart
inpatient bastid
Bro. Wait.
wanking upside down hanging from a pullup bar from my ankles like a bart
on the dutch wine
Hard work does NOT pay off
tfw lil timmy sent his pale pencil dick on snapchat
money plane
what's dutch wine?
Distinct lack of interest in chickenberg
You could have been here with me lads, eating delicious roast chicken in around 35 minutes and drinking a nice white
the latest on that bird who got called a piglet in spoons?
kek
Ran all the way home screaming "wee wee wee!"
fuckers
daft twat
What's my position?
wanking to women from toil is a dangerous game
i get hard just looking at them irl
could drift off into a deep wank daydream
tugging on my little green winky with my rope and pulley system
mad how much i want to pump a load of my wad into prime young chavvy lily allen
Cageside footage showing MMA fighter Paddy McCorry beating up Israeli fighter Shuki Farage and screaming “Free Palestine” in his face while he does it
mumberg has a delicious roast chicken in the ovenberg right now
grow up
Fucking Egyptian.
Shuki Farage
((((((Farage))))))
if it's hip, it's here
My brother in christ. I saw Germans. They look ugly as hell.
wonder what the cronem's opinion on the Israel/ Palestine conflict are?
probably what gave her The Fear
Lily Allen actually wrote the song 'Not Fair' about me
zoomers have turned brit in to passive aggressive little cunt comments
seething that you've been done
Sad. And gay.
actually thats the bitter millennials filled with regret
Sain Petersburg.
Explain this one Brit
Still calling it leningrad
silenced the thread !
i win
What?
New
This has the same artistic value as a carravagio painting
get it made
there won't be a second warning
Greeks.
Play.