Lando Norris edish
/brit/
Why does he look like a mulatto? His parents look normal (his father looks a bit swarthy but not mulatto).
Disgusting
media quickly stopped reporting on those Ukrainian rent boys who tried burning down starmer house…
A UK-wide team would have a bigger pool of talent. We could have had Bale playing.
Ethnicity isn't important
magic
that's the thing musk and them lot are banking on
you believing its feasible we can colonise another planet
that way we can just turn this one intona shithole bit dont worry, weve got another one lined up
its nonsense, pure science fiction
see also: the entirety of Spain and Portgual suffering a total electrical grid shutdown with no explanation ever provided and the story never mentioned again
When I go on holiday to Portugal there's this one hotel that I have been scamming for years
I wear a fake wristband and get all inclusive drinks scran etc. I've been doing it so long some staff know me as a regular 'customer' which lowers my suspicion each year lol
poeple my age still calling each other "bro"
disgraceful
brit posters would rather complain instead of doing this
chill out dawg
the initial space race was motivated by pure politics
this time around its fueled by capitalism, and theres plenty of suckers with monety to waste
that is one fat pussy
bruh
could have
Who from the current Scotland and Wales starting 11 replaces any of the English starting 11
i showed you my extra chromosme now answer me
Applying for job at the local supermarket
Feels unnecessary to put my entire education and work history in an application for a part time supermarket job
But I assume they want to know about my schooling and if I have a 10 year gap between that and my last job they'll be raising eyebrows
why are people so mean to her?
Mental how badly I mindraped him
they won't even read your CV mate for a supermarket job
so long as you attend the interview (which you are guaranteed to get) and aren't visibly strung out on drugs then you've got the job
Jimmy Savile called himself “the most JEWISH catholic you’ll ever meet”
Savile’s partner Gabrielle Greenbury was married to a JEWISH Zionist
Savile’s partner Luke Lucas’s company “Sabra Watch” (Sabrewatch) denotes JEWISH Israelis
Lucas is the neighbor of JEWISH Esther Rantzen
gaps in employment history are such a nothingburger
why the fuck do they care so much
baby killer
i don't think you're ready for this smelly,
i don't think you're ready for this smelly,
i don't think you're ready for this,
cos my fart is so poo delicious for ya baby
um
I'm a dominant alpha male lads
unironically it's because they don't want people who can afford to leave the job
demonstrating that you have the will and means to walk away from a job and just do nothing for several months or years makes the prospective employer think you could do that to them, as opposed to someone who is bogged down with debt and responsibilities who can't afford to do that
not wrong is it
im a smegma male
do they actually have any power?
just given a lecture
it is a massive deal if you want an actual job and not a runt job like working in a supermarket
show me
Because she’s ugly
aussie rorke called rawke
over a thousand small boat migrants yesterday rorke
they all need housed
build thousands of homes NOW
lods. lods, lods, lods. that's the new word here in /brit/ - got it?
utter plapsow
me and the lods jizzeds lods of lods into your mum you little twat
his dad's definitely got a bit of Mediterranean in him
stfu you illiterate aggro dickhead
nah, his mum did ;)
A 20-year-old man has been arrested and charged in connection with the rape of a teenage girl in Edinburgh.
The 15-year-old girl was attacked in a basement storage area on York Place in the city centre after being led there by a masked man from a bus stop on Princes Street.
Dont be racist rorke
freaks have finally woken up is it
I am not going back to Karate.
well you’re here
I fucking wish.
alri Sky News
Cut my finger.
Just house migrants it literally costs nothing to house them
And the problem is solved
Not hard is it
If I want to go this way, there is 2 lanes approaching the roundabout and only one lane when I exit, should I enter in the left lane or right lane?
VPN.
mate you're bang on you take a migrant and you put him in a house and that's that sorted
freaks, neets, schizos, all the very best the british (and beyond!) has to offer
Exit is past 12 o'clock so enter in right lane.
Burn it down. Danelaw.
there'll be markings on the road telling you which lanes go straight on. googlemaps will probably show them
I have no room to house them
Instead we should build them their own houses
Everyone wins in this scenario
right lane
What?
Thank you
There’s no road markings I checked
right lane
left
give them jobs too so they're bigger contributions to the economy
spic finally realized Anglos were right about everything and all it takes is one drop
My finger doesn't go all the way up!
wa la
C
Yep
That way Rorke can't complain that they are 'leeching on benefits', as it that were even a thing
Place a bet.
left
Wait why
Shit. Kampf.
dont know
trying not to say mean things on the internet even if it's about things which are true and very horrible
Use it.
left lane is left turn and straight on
I’m a good person
My parents raised me right
Doesn't make sense, Beowulf. Fucking rat fucker. WWW???
But there is 2 exits before mine
That's the 'business update' placed in the calendar for tomorrow
Wonder how many of us are going
Pray for me lads
your exit is straight on
Europan.
*turns up and wiggles my shitty arse*
sacked in the morning
Soulless.
Passify me in France, Briton. Ok?
you wouldn't be able to tell
Now I’m confused
Starmer: Britain moves to "war-fighting readiness."
Nice.
Muscular Starmerism
you can use either lane on your approach to go straight on but left is easier because you wont have to do any merging on the other side.
its a shit roundabout tbf.
When we immigrated to australia we moved to a majority Greek suburb in Shitney. Over time, just as they had done to the skips and the skips to the Abos, the Greeks were pushed out of the suburb by us.
Things were calm and good for the past few decades. And then Covid happened. The cage was shaken and stirred completely. Now, my little town is being gentrified and the skips are moving in full force.
Okay then thank you
Really out of law. Automatic AK-47.
interracial porn harmed my mental health to a significant degree
off the vile muck now and am in recovery
can you imagine starmer as a war time PM
With gym.
is this death in brunswick (1981)?
I dunno, but Scotland and Wales sometimes have good players, so if you combine them with English players you get a better team
McTominay clears any of the English dross in midfield
what a terrible life you have
Truke.
raping my arse with a scythe
Normally the left lane would be correct if you're going straight over, but you should look at the road markings to make sure
Lad, if you know how to drive, you should already know this
Great movie. I haven't seen aussie (or u.s) content in years. I only watch anime and european films.
they already do
cant wait for ai to replace all the middle class tossers
people with career aspirations and all that dross shite
get fucked you neek twats
There is no road markings. I only passed last month and this roundabout isnt in my area
yeah you said that already
old films are good
very successful gym session there lads. Doing some Larsen Press and was surprisingly good at it. Might be the new go-to
Sir Lord Hermer
what have you lads got planned for pride?
few bumwanks
might get the gay porn on or even the madonna
got some gay flag toilet paper
haha... rorke!!
get better material
i tried doing this but with a fork but i still struggled. there’s no way a scythe’s gonna end well
rorke off his rocker
1 view.
bit unrealistic to expect someone as dull as spainlard to think of something original
crying alone because i'll never have a gay bf
grow up useless poofter
Again.
so anyway this is rorke
*plugs your mouth shut with my willy*
Me, myself and I.
Not sure being a shit eating sodomite or a child molesting knicker fetishist is anything to be proud of mate.
C'mon. Stop it.
pride comes before a fall off a chair with a rope around your neck
the webp format has been a disaster for the /brit/ race
This is what everyone will look like in a couple of generations, really quite disgusting
how about a straight bf?
Turk.
um that's a bit homophonic
got maybe 5 hours of sleep last night and couldnt go back to bed
anoyed
(´â—¡`)
Overactive bladder.
Can honestly say I’ve never come over a little queer
Approve, motherfucker!!!
Do you believe in life after love
What's tourism like in Spain right now? Some people have told me there's a lot of controversy at the moment.
she'll carry on through it all she's a waterfall
reddit driver
rolling around on the bed screaming and giggling
Only the sun.
my name is wild bill hickok
Sven GORAN Ericsson
getting my little batty filled as it is Pride month and i am an ally
Nah.
always
always
always the sun
Flag.
my name's buck and i like to party
what's up guys and welcome to another
university of hawaii honolulu
looks nice
The Finger.
AI yank, baffling
no it doesnt
be quiet
yo what's up guys and welcome to another episode of /brit/
remember to hit that thread watch button
what's the story behind this Egyptian AI bot
This was the child brothel frequented by Leon Brittan, Cyril Smith and Cliff Richard
yourlocalguardian.co.uk
I will make her the queen of Turkey.
Left my phone charging too long and now it's at 99999999999999%
comfy
why don't you have starbuck in america (england) ?
In Restaurant.
Europa.
starbucks make atrocious coffee
or as I like to call it pooey bean water
conchiglie is my favourite
goes better with bolognese than spaghetti
Martin Lewis the Money Saving Expert
What?
What?
italians only use tagliatelle with bolognese sauce
Jimmy Savile “once lived in Barnes” according to Haroon ‘Harry’ Kasir, co-manager of the Elm.
Kasir said Savile used to visit him regularly, coming around to his house to drink tea. He said they were “best friends”
Gyles Brandreth also lived in Barnes
Fr?
I’m a 10 minute walk away from this house
Nothing
sorry but you're wrong angel hair is the best pasta goodbye
Ok?
I'm not Italian, I like the little cups of sauce and mince.
Anything with a little hole to let stuff in is better. Even macaroni.
nigga you crazy
rigatoni
Written in the bible.
Started talking to a woman who knows a lot of other women who know me and she was telling me about how they told her they don't even like me, despite talking to me closely and whatever. Grim, women are so evil wtf
I can put any pasta with any sauce I want and you can't do anything about it
Mashallah habibi
Don't worry
if you can't go because you're scared
What??
So here he is,
Rorke
and rigatoni
It is going to end in America. Haha.
Bit anxious about tomorrow and this redundancy lark that's lurking in the air lads
*pulls out bellend and pulls the foreskin back, exposing the juicy smegma contained within*
Which one of you boys wants a lick?
TURN DOWN FOR WHAT
My brother shat on me.
every long round pasta is spaghetti
every tomato and beef based sauce for pasta is bolognese
Techno Viking??
so you just happen to be here at the time when the phenomenon is here
remember that run the gauntlet website where you have to watch increasingly disgusting or gory videos
think they had one like that on there
Eyelids.
as such
daytime /brit/ is possibly more mind numbing than daytime telly if such a thing is possible
Nando's Loris sub-edish
Read this to me.
got no mates to play elden ring nightreign with
Go through wall.. Me.
Was good.
Take a wink.
Yeah!
Bible.
Safe.
Listen to the sound of destruction.
we all good then lads? generally i mean
Let's go over this again.
Ahmed.
inquiry
one week until I can see this kino in glorious 4k
So??
now that we've dispensed with the gallantry
What's wrong with her?
Haplogroup.
I doubt the cable can withstand its bite.
Sure.
just showered
Musica.?
göran*
? ?
Gain a clue. Become Mormon. Follow the Anglo Saxon man’s religion.
Norwegian fans.
Thanks.
Can everyone report this Egyptian freak?
As I said, well, I expect the green one will return you shortly. That is, if you don't follow.
Very good.
reporting posts in 2015+10
lmfao
no i clicked two buttons weeks ago and don't see posts from the egypt flag
what egyptian
withstand my knob
Almost got a picture.
you can’t filter on phone you obtuse cunts
don't be a phoneposting nigger then
leggings
2009 birth year
French?
Safe. ?
Is this, oh dear me, is this, dare I say, the announcement of a report?
won’t help, we’ve had the a mentally ill belgian freak spam the same shite for months
apparently it's not called special needs anymore, it's additional needs now
i’m a phoneposting aryan
this general wouldnt survive without filtering
if youre not filtering then i have no idea what youre doing
Fucking mong
Celt.
we
swedish
you either filter as soon as you can or live long enough to see yourself become the filtered
alright ubermensch enjoy your spam
had no idea he was a cute little fella, everything he says is correct now
XD
gf loves these little jellycat friends
they are quite cute must be said
Bathroom.
urine burn
only thing missing from my filter is getting 4chanx's quick hide button and and ublock origin to play nicely together
currently get this bullshit but i am too stupid to figure out how to include the button in the filtered post
that's where I am presently... 'sat down', shall we say.... and you will NEVER guess what I am doing....
No.
Directors cut yeah?
So?
of course
get it made
?
Seriously?
Ascension: 20
Character: Silent
Act 3: Reached
Runic Pyramid: Clapped
Wraith Form: Obtained
Damage Source: Poison
Prospects: Heart Killer