/brit/

WHEN SHE TIHNKS OF THE LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish

anyone got the video of a british bloke getting caught taking a photo of a womans arse in a pub

You bloody love the cans don't you Canslad

is that the irish girl you thought you knew?

cans retard is just another 190 personality isnt it

closest i can do
he's jewish not british and doing something a little worse than just taking a photo

cans and terrible fucking tedious britposts is very much his wheelhouse

drank 8 pints on friday and it gave me a 2 day hangover

Sir Keira Starmer

drink less pints next time

If you're reading this, you are now part of the resistance.

utter madness

We're not so different, you and I.

destruction of the white race

1 billion Canadians

same as every other western country: combat unsustainable demographic shifts without taxing billionaires

You are now ashart of the reshitstance

That's the problem. You didn't think.

what a fucking dogshit edit, please don't tell me you fell for it

why is he in blackface?

needs stringing up from a lamppost

First date toil looms...

Your outburst yesterday was... unseemly.

saaaaar

Most of my free time is spent thinking about jews

Oh, my lying eyes.

Funny innit.

lazy piece of shit

the actual graph would have been bad enough

Croikey, what a gorgeous animal.

Caveman.

is liberty prime just a shit numidium?

Eden Prime was a major victory.

Jr.

Silly cat

ah yes, british culture. fuck off.

Im itching for some real action

Lego.

Maybe stop filming everywhere?
Gyms
Restaurants
Pubs
Shopping centres
Can't fucking go anywhere without some fat pig with a camera.

theres a whole army of fat cunts who watch this shite
presumably while theyre also stuffing their fat gobs with shite

Infinite Baths is a brilliant song

This is America?

Imagine if there was a button that would instantly sterilise all non Whites

Money is the root of all evil

most comments were against her, tiktok is based

Thank you for your cervix

Yeah but there isnt

Of course I do, lad

Spent about 5 minutes staring at the video trying to work it out

asprin next time, lad

good stick this morning

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Audi R8

1.8l A3 s line on finance

Volvo V40

Skoda Octavia

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snuffpup

puppyfag

ermm what the fork

skoda octavia is taxi driver tier not deano tier

get out of my way I'm creating content

women at toil scroll tiktok endlessly
often at their desks
almost every topic of conversation is about something from tiktok

blud thinks skodas are deano oh my days

tiktok biomass

if you watch this you're a brainlet

never seen catberge with a black nose

another cunting day in my cunting life

Flora <3

Deano (plural Deanos)

(UK, slang) An archetypal young lower middle class British man living in a newbuild housing estate, stereotyped as culturally unsophisticated, lavish with money, heavily indebted and conservative-leaning

What should I replace it with?

Im not going to toil tomorrow
They cant make me!
I wont!

if i had a genie i'd wish that every girls fanny was changed to be physiologically identical to my arsehole

Shut up, Bitch.

Dr House had a bath

And what does a deano look like?

for what purpose?

Opinions on MLP?

take a sick day

Split and record.

vauxhall corsa obviously

still crazy to think how this meme originated on brit/pol/ and i contributed to it now it's discussed in the msm and by normies irl

Gay.

i think the ponies are cute and i'm not afraid to say it

I took one 2 weeks ago
I only have 16 hours of it left

This is their going out gear

It's all monotone pastel joggers and hoodie rest of the week

no ponies

how is egypt not banned?

thank ya

is it set 40 years in the future
fuck me she's aged terribly

corr could go for some ice cream now

driving through a football riot in downtown Paris

auto emergency braking equipped cuckpod prevents you from escaping

Shut Bitch?

Data compiled by YouGov in January suggests 45% of 18 to 24-year-olds in the UK believe there is a God, or believe there are Gods. The next highest figure, 36%, is for the over-65s.

no way are boomers THAT atheist?

Finish your tea.

glad they had fun at their meetup

They look like clowns

disgusting proles
oceania was right about those animals

why didn't they just put their foot down and mow them down

wild image

what does "escaping" look like in your mind? running down 200 people?

Shut up Bitch!

x% of people believe in god

that just tells you the muslim population lmao

why is it wild?

Are gay people real

i contributed to it

sure you did matey

look at them

Have never met one irl

what about them? are you having a stroke?

you can see their ankles

post more of the catberge with the black nose

Apparently Dillion Harper is escorting now

they violated the NAP tbf

tiktok is based

You mean "TikTok has an algorithm designed to divide western countries, for the benefit of the Communist Party of China"

If you've never met a gay person then you're probably it

I want to give the show a shot for curiosity's sake but don't expect much so I still haven't gotten around to it but have a lot of info peripherally from the porn which is exceptional.

a scouser would've plowed through them

did you miss the liverpool pity party and sir queer's attempt to garner scouse votes?

Stop coping that hard?

my gf’s minge is so adorable, literally just a line in between two puffy soft outer lips. most neat and tidy fannois I’ve ever seen in my life. she keeps it shaved as well, never even see a single hair on it

Shut up, nigger. Oy.

How do you reckon that?

Do you really need 8 hours of sleep or am I unhealthy

'

Biboy.

Zoomers are such awful prudes compared to millennials

?
she’s 29

i use this website

sleepytime.cc/

you put the hour you go to bed and it calculates the REM phases (90 minutes)

8 hours is the minimum
9 is ideal if you're physically active

Not accurate at all, lol.

enjoy shagging twenty nine year olds?

how is that a bad thing

reckon you should leave the young uns alone unc

go after the milfs
bit more appropriate

Why is the left so violent and why is the right so opposed to the idea of violence?

A spider just bit me...

don't think the scouser was being attacked doebeit

lib dem SURGE

Yeah I do
she’s 3 months older than me la

there's gotta be a point where a tranny looks so good you can't be called gay

Do it for me.

info peripherally from the porn which is exceptional

are you a furry?

finding women attractive isn't gay

There's pretty much nobody entering the porn industry these days. Very sad. OnlyFans has ruined porn.
Just look how many hot women born in say 1994 vs 2001 are in the industry.

that's a man

Alright lads, been out all day

What've you all been getting up to today?

Authority is what we need. Can't rely on science because it's never set in stone.

Normal blokes who aren’t coomers never think of this shit Unc lol

CWLTSHC

don't want hell in my future

Why?

went to Costa with my gf

trans women are women so...

must be nice being a high class hispanic
all your women are horny and you get to slick back your jet black hair
dont ever need a tan because you're basically brown already
what else do you need

lol at zoomers who didn't get to grow up in the golden age of porn

nth for the baddiedem

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New 'toss

wheres the kcob then

was just saying this down pub with my fellow normal blokes

went to the /brit/ meetup

Go home.

playing N64

Don’t get it

neoliberal bull logging in

theyre arent any 31 year olds left doing porn you moron
theyre all DEAD

just waiting for some cock

I am good.

bushwick based enablers are active

Don’t get it

i'm 4 cycle guy
i NEVER sleep for 8hrs

what'd you get
what'd you get
what'd you get
what'd you get

where amogus

Name of this english rose?

How bad is their damage?

the irony of posting this behind your vpn lmao
you're 100% a massive freak

Flat white
She got a latte

not particularly, I wank to a bit of this or that so my tastes are broad

Obviously wrong lol

So were all in agreement then right?
Britan should be 100% white and homosexuality should be illegal.

the irony of posting this behind your vpn lmao

you're 100% a massive freak

Stfu. Choke the Dutch.

5x5 squats

got a cottage roll going but I may have been too bold with the seasonings

Anyone ever hired a pornstar escort?

wtf? Russia just lost its airforce, and a nuclear submarine and has previously lost its Black Sea fleet. What the fuck are they doing?

would love to hear personal stories of europeans dealing with americans like irl
surely they've atleast seen a couple spergs blatantly talk about race and muh heritage in public shamelessly

i had one of these from greggs because of your earlier post
was a cold one :-

never had a cooplands pastie
is it better than greggs

Didn't happen

Am I normal? A systematic review and construction of nomograms for flaccid and erect penis length and circumference in up to 15521 men

Nomograms for flaccid pendulous [n = 10704, mean (sd) 9.16(1.57)cm] and stretched length [n = 14160, mean (sd) 13.24(1.89)cm], erect length [n = 692, mean (sd) 13.12(1.66)cm], flaccid circumference [n = 9407, mean (sd) 9.31(0.90)cm], and erect circumference [n = 381, mean (sd) 11.66(1.10)cm] were constructed. Consistent and strongest significant correlation was between flaccid stretched or erect length and height, which ranged from r = 0.2 to 0.6.

Well there it is then lads. Average cock size is 5.16 inches hard and taller blokes have bigger willys.

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Imagine being a virgin neet over the age of 21 lol

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what's happened?

dire clobber too

nice hope you had a pleasant date
good job anon

too bold with the seasonings

how so
corr

refuse to believe my 5 and 3/4 incher is above average

What about 22 …

can't be true that half of blokes have a willy smaller than 5 inches

Sorry big dick. Facts are facts.

You lads don’t know how far we have actually slipped as a civilisation

We allow women in parliament ffs

had a peanut butter and pickle sandwich with mayonnaise for dinner

for me it's baynes. theyre like old greggs that i remember from the 90s

Ukrainians did a drone attack on the Russian airforce. Something like a third of their strategic bombers have been destroyed, and they can’t get parts for the remainders that now have to fly a lot harder and will fail much sooner. They also got a nuclear submarine.

let the stubby sesh commence de lads

baynes?

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Are tanning beds really that unsafe

What's happened?

corrrr. just reminded me i have pickles and peanut butter in the cupboard. it's yank tier so it's never in the cupboard together here

not be a leftoid but I'm a bit perplexed at when rorke whines about white british % as opposed to white %

if my neighbours were french and dutch I doubt I'd give a fuck
ahmed the salafist is another story though

is that the war over then

15 years too late

sounds utterly repugnant

ye bayne's . they do big softie baguettes the kind we used to get in greggs before they switched to prepackaged crap

Israel has methodically eroded our sense of humanity to the point that large groups of people now consider it acceptable to starve children to death, and you can be punished for disagreeing.

continentals are weird people who eat tomatoes like they're apples

she got called a fat pig

AHHH IT'S SO BAD

REMEMBER WHEN WE HAD A QUEEN GUYS

REMEMBER

AHHHHHH UK IS OVER

Is there even a point in leaving my bed?

No job got laid off because the temp agency lied

Only have 5k

No car

Only place I can walk to is the gym

No jobs besides food service and retail

No Apprenticeships or construction jobs

No programs to help

only if you consider cancer unsafe

Well now. What have we here?

Charlie.

Why didn't they do that 3 years ago then? Just sat there taking money from everyone for years before doing anything?

cause it’s our country
i want a british britain not an eu economic zone even if it is full off respectable middle class europeans

bed sores

not be a leftoid

racist post

yeah no shit

I’m gonna take a she/it in the bogs

Thought they had set up aid distribution points but hamas don’t want people going to those and are shooting them

Do you have an argument?

No backsies rorkey this is the life you chose

Wew lads, how did Ukraine pull this drone attack off?

Takes planning innit

as egregious as those numbers are, I cope with the fact a big chunk are Ukrainians
and 2nd place are Hong Kongers who are the best non-Europeans we could hope for
the rest are demonic though and is 100% down to Boris personally intervening to lower requirements post-covid

LMAO at them brits that got kicked out of the EU
crawling back into the shit we have here HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WELCOME BACK BAZ

same way idf did the pager attacks. morally unscrupulous tactics. they killed a ukrainian truck driver

Did you hear they took gullible out the dictionary?

There shouldn’t be an Israel and there should be a Palestine
Whites should just conquer the planet not being edgy

Johnson belongs in prison

Nothing happened
Stop falling for judeo western propaganda

That little military operation not going very well for Russia

Gaylords say what?

2nd place are Hong Kongers who are the best non-Europeans we could hope for

LMAO

mad how women never view anything less than having their literal fanny lips out as being inappropriate

U sound like such a faggot lol

Based and Hitlerpilled

BBC doing interviews with Samir Hyide, the orchestrator of the attack on the entire Russian air force

CYKA RUSSIA GREATEST COUNTRY ON EARTH FUCK YOU NAFO FASCIST

nnothing happened everythings fine

Hitler supported Palestine

I hope I get one so I die

no argument here
I remember everyone getting angry at Nige back in 2019 for not stepping his Reform/Brexit Party candidates town initially until he was pressured to do so

bet they feel silly for that now
I don't even get why everyone despised May's deal but loved his. They were almost fucking identical. Guess people were just tired of it at that point.

The pager attacks were based and so were the drone attacks

heh, want your nation to continue existing? you’re a homosexual.

2D is too powerful, I need Monmusu Quest! playable on mobile

Name the best non-white immigrants in the world then lad
Japs? Koreans? Singaporeans? Taiwanese?
I think Hong Kongers are up there regardless of what choice you go with.

He never said that. Fake ah quote

By using clandestine jew tactics like they did using isis

yes the white others children will quickly blend into the white british population
mental we're being propped up by forens

not an argument

Do me a favour and try leave your mums house this week, maybe go get a kebab or something yeah?

Italians

slav wars are not british culture

this is a non-whtie monkey according to rorke

oh my days rorke blud

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a kebab

terrorist muck

t. scousey mcgerrard

got powerfucked by a 45 year old tranny

Must be difficult to type with your non-dominant hand Abdul

british culture doesnt exist feudalism is the way free wales free scotland free ulster free liverpool fuck the his fagestys poonited crigedom of great shitstain and poorthern direland

You're brown!

Brazilification is the correct term to what’s happening to our country
Huge wealth gap
Urban ghettos of darkies occasionally broken by an oasis of white civility
Obsession with sports and african-like music
political instability and corruption
performative nationalism
trannies and poofs everywhere
big arses on women

unfortunately we don’t have the good parts of brazil (weather, beaches, wildlife)

almost like tories are mongs or something

Our country

A myth

If Russia doesn't escalate to nukes now they never will.

Russia also pretty much has to win the war this year or collapse.

so why's the german who's been spamming about tatchell now posting noncey creepshots?

GET THE NEW MADE YOU LAZY CUNTS

i literally said im not arguing with you

Me? A BRITISH NATIONALIST!!!!!

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fuck off lineker

New

what do you love about wales scotland and northern ireland
its pointless

morally unscrupulous tactics

What about Hezbollah and Hamas indiscriminate rockets attacks?
same shit