amelia 'dish
/brit/
Might unironically go to the Monty Pyke
you've been mandela'd. it's actually called chicken chop date
americans have e genetic inability to understand the correct usage of "oi"
what are you lads doing to celebrate pride month?
oi lewis fuck off
neoliberal bull logging in
another "new not appearing because I filtered the flag" episode
aahhh yes my favourite
tough luck pom x
you can filter flags but also be able to view threads made by that flag
Accidentally pooed in my air freshener and sprayed it around my room and now my room smells of poo
anyone fancy wanking over Angela White in Discord DM's?
bushwick based enablers are active
you've done this already m8 we all know you're a vile nonce you don't need to repeat your nonce posts
mad how there's lads who reach their 30s without a single shag
pop the VPN off mate, why avatarflag when nobody gives a flying fuck who you are or what you contribute
love how an international board turns into insular enclaves to the point where they filter everyone else but themselves
a true example of human nature
no shes an absolute trollop
Anon Babble going to the Monty Pyke while every /brit/ poster hides indoors is quite funny
Another LGBT activist arrested for trying to rape a child
He shit his adult diaper when the cops arrested him lmao
pride - June
lust- february/valentins
gluttony - october/trick or treat
greed - december/xmas
wrath - ??
envy - ???
Liberty Bounds > Monty Pyke
I don't filter foreign flags that don't spam the thread with their banal nonsense
you would know being one of them
Sometimes I go on amazon and look at the monster dildos and pneumatic fuck machines and go to the reviews.
You can click on the people who have left a review and look at their profile and see what other things they have reviewed.
Really opens your eyes when you realise some 50 year old woman called June who reviews bath towels and kids jigsaws also own a 12 inch piston powered horse cock dildo and an anal speculum.
off the porn, sorry
thats you
i would if i was using one
KAHTEEM
wow like two people went to a pub holy shit that definitely deserves to be immortalised in a giant image
wish I'd gone just to see what these lads look like
i dont filter flags because theyre foreign, i filter flags because theyre annoying, spamming cunts
KTIM
32 next month
If you're reading this, you are now part of the resistance.
Heifer whines could be human cries
low t
i don't filter yanks but the belgian relentlessly posts about his love of black men's willies, the leaf is a literal nonce. some flags just aren't worth the hassle.
nobody believes you're posting from a Rio favela
30 next year, KHV
THIS time it'll happen!
LA RESISTANCE
jerma's mouldy ice cream
why are we having the meet up in london anyway
the city with the lowest amount of white brits in the country
been there a few times decent pub
Probably nice people
why did zelesky invite hunter biden to open biolabs if he didnt want war?
who even was montague pike
Half term ends..
i'm not you're right xx
it's tradition
diegos granda
some poofter
Volvo prowler lurks...
The main part of this building, fronting onto Charing Cross Road, was originally Pyke’s Cambridge Circus Cinematograph Theatre. Built in 1911, it was the 16th and final cinema opened by Montagu Pyke. Badly damaged by fire in 1915, it was restored as the Super cinema. It was later the Tatler, Filmcenta and then the three-screen Cannon. In 1988, it became the home of the Marquee Club, the famous music club which finally closed its doors in 1996.
innocent
schoolgirl thighs soon
That j*wish manlet has a big laugh when he reads the casualty reports and sees hundreds of thousands of dead ethnic Ukrainians listed
did it show pornos
only gay ones
ethnic Ukrainians
um
need clear plastic raincoats to come back into fashion
backstein hurts
literal nonce
pondering the maffs
Once Russia officially declares war the gloves are off and it'll be over in a week
Scrjffjhgcng
oh my fucking daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaays
drier than her fanny
it'll be over in a week
maybe even just days
end of.
squelching
I am starting a three day operation to find a girlfriend
autistics are allowed to do that without judgement since theyre retarded tbf
same way some of them can scream in public or smash their head at the wall
Cool self report
MATT
MATT
MATT
The year is 1927. You're with your darling sweetheart on the train to Llandudno for a weekend seaside holiday. Last night you watched a film called "Metropolis" in the local newfangled "cin-e-ma". You go to a tuckshop and buy a tall knickerbocker glory topped with a kiwi from New Zealand for three pence, which you can do thanks to the global trade oppened by the British Empire - the largest in history. You go to the beach and relax to the sound of the ocean wearing a one piece singlet. You might take your girl dancing to the music-hall later. The words "great depression", "appeasement", "national socalism", "Hitler", and "SECOND world war" mean nothing to you. Life is good.
timmy's crush
/britfeel/ used to meet up quiet regularly because they were all actual autistic losers with nothing to lose from being seen in public with other autistic losers
why does she look like a pajeeta pete davidson x
I can’t really watch any more. I feel sad for her in that she is now 25, can’t call herself a studytuber anymore because she’s not studying, can’t be a booktuber because she doesn’t know how to review a book well and either way only ever reads kids’ books or books she thinks make her look “literary” and she can’t be a lifestyle YouTuber either because she doesn’t have a job and just sits at her desk in her childhood room pretending to be an author.
It’s so painfully obvious that she defined herself based entirely on academic validation (me too for many years!) and now she isn’t studying any more and has decided against a PhD, she literally has no identity any more and cannot define herself in any way at all. Her parents need to stop pandering to her and give her a wake up call. Nothing wrong with moving back in with your parents post-uni, I did it too for about three years after uni but I was, in that time, doing my teacher training and then working as a teacher trying to save money to move out. Nothing wrong with that at all, but it had an end goal and Ruby has no end goal. I very much knew my parents were happy for me to stay at home for a bit (rent free, which I am forever grateful for) as long as I pulled my weight round the house and was actually intending to move out and start my own life. Harsh, some may say, but ultimately the right thing.
She reminds me of a friend I had at school who still (we are now in our late thirties) lives at home with her parents and just oscillates between minimum wage jobs because she doesn’t know how to define herself as an adult. We all have these struggles but we need to recognise them and try to have some end goal in mind, whatever that may be…
grimes sex arse
oh my DAYS hahaha
need her hairy fanny on my face
grimeth sexth arth
Turning 29 next week lads.
ye thats my point. we cant do that because we're normies
didn't ask
the beginning of the end
?
ever shagged a brit broad up the arse?
Why do you look like a monkey ?
LOL timmy's crush
Lucky timmy
armpits smell like onion bhajis
Tyrone's crush
Tyrone is an Irish name.
queens of /brit/
smells like teen pussy
hes seething
/brit/ honestly should do a meet up
Other generals do it
yeah I studied clue gaining at the university of life
next question?
im not meeting any of you repugnant freaks
too much bullying goes on here
I’m up for it :)
is that a wookiee or an ewok?
yes 1 single male adult ticket to lilo and stitch
Where to lad?
Why does stupid South African wog come here and spam these stupid fat cunts all day
/brit/ meetup in my smelly bedroom (girls only)
the meet up should be in manchester
I think we all live around there
any chance of the meet up being in stornoway?
cornwall is the best place for it. best british weather around
we should all get poo steaming in manny and then crash a charlie veitch video
raping my arse with a veg peeler
becoming great of both stature and mind fighting the liberal elite in my evil incel smelly childhood bedroom
got the bossa nova on
I ordered something on Vinted on Thursday morning, the guy still hasn’t shipped it. Would it be unreasonable for me to cancel it if he doesn’t send it out tomorrow?
if evens, yes
if odds, no
Youtube recommendations getting a bit concerning. All I did was watch this video before for some background noise youtube.com
Why can’t u just say
yes, they have 5 days to post
Got my first ever dubs yestersay
The Ancient Egyptians believed the universe came into being as a result of the god Atum masturbating.
singles yes, doubles no
pretty sure thats just for girls
wouldnt mind going to manchester but last time i went was the last time i saw my tumblr gf
just took a shower
the original poowank
rorke snorting a line of baking soda that his mates gave him as a joke on a night out
yeah I use it to buy used leggings and tights all the time
mad how comfy the early 2000s were
chucking a poo up in the air like a tennis ball then smashing it with a tennis racquet as it comes down so all the poo goes everywhere and all over me
um?
yanks be like yeah lets put a huge "high-way" next to the river
you a girl or something?
I know that but why not just do it already why long it out
that jumper looks fucking crap
shut up you gimp
invading countries was fun back then
bought dashas old socks and panties from her depop
Don't know what the difference between a jumper, a pullover, a sweatshirt and a sweater is and I'm far too old to be asking
sweater
FOY
sweater and pullover are yank speak
youre spying on me
is chatgpt broken?
what are some big game franchises to come out of britain?
You’d never talk to me like that in real life
football manager
rockstar
poo shitter 97
It's the ugliest jumper I have ever seen, seriously. It is way too big for her, too boxy shaped, the colours look uneven, making it look like it accidentally went through the wash with some bleach in it, or it was dragged out of a dumpster and never cleaned properly. Even the knitting looks oddly done, like a beginner did it. I was never fond of the Gryffindor colour scheme. I think the others are much nicer and neater looking. Certainly not a flattering look, by any means.
GTA and Lemmings obviously
true, because id be swinging as soon as i saw you
- **Sweater**: This is the broadest term. In the US, it covers everything knitted for warmth. In the UK, it overlaps with "jumper." I should clarify that it's an umbrella term.
- **Jumper**: Primarily UK/Australia for knitted tops. Must emphasize it's not sleeveless—that's a sweater vest.
- **Pullover**: Focus on the "pull over the head" action. It's functional but less common now.
- **Sweatshirt**: Casual, sporty, made from fleece-backed fabric. Needs to stand apart as non-knitted.
Nah u would be on the floor u little muppet
tomb raider but now it's made by c*Nadians
dont like the term sweater because i makes you sound sweaty
fable
on the floor robbing your wallet and phone after sparking you out lol
obviously she just bought it because she could imagine hermione wearing it
my pitbull just randomly attacked me
done that little neek
Alri, lads?
Canslad with the gimmick update. I will NOT be called Canslad tonight. In fact, I will be going as Soberlad. I've decided to give the liver a rest and get NO cans despite it being a bank holiday tomorrow, you see.
Deep in the forest of Albion lay the small town of Oakvale, unchanged by time and untouched by the sword…
why would you be on the floor robbing someone
ktim
soberlad
u fooking wot m8?
Nah you're thinking of cardigans and hoodies
eating gone-off meat x tastes spicy, aha
She is such a loser. Grow up, Rubbish.
take him to the pound
*crawls across your unconscious body robbing you of your loot*
epic good sir
sent flying with that one
wash your hands
shut the fuck up
thats worse for you. next time can could kill you because liver wont be used to it
Hi Soberlad, formerly known as Canslad. NEETlad here. Why does there seem to be a bank holiday every other week at this time of year? I don't know because I'm a NEET, you see
had some fizzy houmous the other day
autistics are allowed to do that without judgement since theyre retarded tbf
So what's /brit/'s excuse?
well thats your russian planes getting blown up in a drone strike
Every gimmick runs its course eventually
if canslad can be soverlad why can't neetlad be toillad
out of 10
Little Japanese fella sorting his turds into size order before flushing the toilet and bowing as they swirl down
Anon Babble is crying about it being a war crime lmao
moron
Best ai for making a gf?
For you? ChatLGBT
Er, lad, can I get a name?
Wasn't talking, lad. Ot even making a sound.
Yeah but won't be having the cans till Friday so who knows if I'll even be alive then, lad.
Alri, Neetlad? Well I tend to get both the UK and Irish bank holidays off, you see.
en.wikipedia.org
Is a list of them and I think it just happened with a mixture of religious and non-religious ones
Pretty sure she was 13 at the time, lad. Had a fierce voice on her screaming at that mexican nonce, tho. Is a massive inspiration to anyone who's against being a nonce
real life
ive decided to become a brit gimmick character. my name will be spackerlad
GTA, it started in Scotland, and the lead studio is still in Scotland
need a hobby
any suggestions?
i was hot glueing my rose tyler figure before it was cool
This is fuck off!!!?
Thank you. Please. Gym. Gym. You are not man to stand in front of god.
kissing my fat ass
being a fat jolly bloke in the pub
clue.ai
stare at the wall
anna de ville
what a woman
corporate and state sponsors pull out of funding 'pride' after public opinion sours
events up and down the country suddenly have no money to go ahead in 2025
Well that was clearly a forced and inorganic movements then.
A psyop if you will.
think i was nonced by my PE teacher/sailing instructor
was just the done thing at the time
clue gaining
just waiting to go to bed
competitive pooing
arr me matey lol
oh my days hes wearing airmasses
Buy a yoyo
Learn to yoyo
Impress the females of the human species
Obtain a gfberg
Post on here about her
I spy some booty on board!
sailing instructor?
reckon my pe teacher liked me, should've shagged her she had a nice arse and thighs
people dont like it when you post about gfs on here
hard to believe she's already 26
The scran
Would love to make her moan in my ears as she creams all over my cock.
Toil on the morrow
made a password generator in Python. it works :)
I can't be expected to toil just so I can eat and shit
mm katy luv da python
Went on a school skiing trip to Austria once. When I say this people think I was rich or posh but really it's because I was so poor and lived in a caravan I got to go for free for some reason.
I like it. I just giwtwm.
we had sailing lessons he would get into the shower with us boys afterwards
is she a SWE?
toilberg has me on the ropes
I need to toil just to stay sane. I have no hobbies, interests or social life and my free time feels like hell on earth
You need to regret this. You need to regret this. You need to regret this. Gym. Gym. Please.
Wanting the cans, lads
This isn't a nice feeling
going back to downloading mp3s fuck spotify
caraway seed down the ol' jappers
sailing instructor
tarq freak
Leftypol, where are you?
you're an absolute worm and toilberg knows it
only listen to CDs me
"This guy's getting me to hoist the sails by my self, what a cunt... I'll show him ... by making sure everyone knows he's a N*nce"
It’s British
I don't know if this is a /brit/ L or a /brit/ W
It's an Anon Babble W for sure
Grim slop
do you think toilberg will ever just sort of give up and relent? getting a bit tired of his shenanigans if im honest
being nonced itself is actually a sure sign of a tarq
YouTube premium is the same price and you get YouTube music with it which has all the same songs as spotify plus every single remix anyone has ever uploaded and any YouTube video or podcast on it. Also you get YouTube premium and never have to mess about with adblockers not working on YouTube anymore.
Never.
i worked as a sailing instructor for a few years
not a nonce though
toilberg and rentstein will NEVER relent
That sea will drive you insane my laddie
really cant wait to get cancer and die
imagine telling people and that
Is it worth paying for a seat on a 1 hour flight?
it's child predator month
you planning on riding in the cargo hold?
i use the revanced patched version of spotfiy and didn't pay a penny
Can't tell people if you're dead.
I have a job and talk to women
alri unnamed narrator
i am working class
Like reserving a specific seat instead of getting randomly assigned one
adblockers not working on YouTube anymore
?
didn't arsked
alri sundar
wtf is youtube premium
imagine paying for youtube premium omds
That's not how you scrub the poopdeck my son
Youtube with adblock except you pay for it.
youpoo peemium
the cruel irony of being molested by a sailing instructor
so much punnage
a con is what it is
funny
swear i had adblock installed on here
oi oi?
saveloy?
youtube premium
I have a mate that pays for youtube premium but he has a family and his wife and kids are on it
will paying for youtube premium for myself get me a family too
Bit early