Does you family has some history you guys want to share?

things made more sense back then.

He calmed down in jail though. The nazis liked him for killing the commie, but kept him locked up for a while due to his Jewish grandma and fear he might try to kill Hitler next
He then had a family and stuff, but died in a car accident with an American military vehicle

typical thirdie behaviour

kid fucks up and get what he deserves

nooooooo, we must revenge him!!!

no one can touch our family even when we fucks up!

what your great-great-grandma really should have done was to beat your great-grandpa a second time just to make shure he remembered it, and to truly make it stick she should have done so with the teacher watching.

one of my aunt had this teacher that tried to corrected her to use the right hand to write, the techer hit her on the hands with a wooden ruler

that was very common here too, being left handed meant that you were possessed by the devil

im related to one of the first recorded serial killers in the country

my dad went to the local church to kill a priest and started shooting the church because he thought the priest was stealing my mom's love from him ( they weren't even boyfriends ). The church ended all destructed and the priest flew away.

one of my father's uncle killed a man way back when and decided to hide innawoods
he's still around, he came by during my dad's funeral - somehow he's a successfull farmer now

Commies sentenced my great grandfather for 3 months of forced labor for illegally butchering one of his own pigs in secret, so he wouldn't need to give half of the meat he processed for the (((collective))) as it was the (((law))) in those days One of his (((neighbors))) snitched on him and the reds took him to a remote prison camp and kept him there for 3 months. When he was released he had to sign a non disclosure document, prohibiting him of talking about his time in that camp.

never undertood wheres this comes front? like from medieval times?

no wonder you're here

JESUS just realized theres a lot of killing, wtf i just tried to share some nice family histories

Uber chud wtf

Based

murderers in everyones bloodline

descendants shitpost on a cambodian tech support forun

my aunt was recently diagnosed as a schizophrenic and my grandad was probably the same but undiagnosed (he would have episodes of being "possessed" demons and would have to be tied down by his brothers and kids. he hung himself in 1992)

my great uncle was tortured and sent to a prison because he bombed a cafe

There's a wikipedia article about him
de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anton_Graf_von_Arco_auf_Valley

Damn, a few thousand more like him and maybe WW2 wouldn't have happened
My grandfather was an army engineer a little too young to serve in WW2 who was sent over to rebuild
He gave me a little army issue handbook on German manners when I was going over there on a college trip

Sorry my grandpa ran over your great grandpa and took the secret to his grave, really, I apolojuice....

My uncles fought in the Vietnam War. One of them was made to be a "tunnel rat" since he was a short Mexican. After the war he became an alcoholic for the rest of his life for some reason.

nobleman?

related to Oppenheimer

thats actually pretty cool

Kill yourself.

tfw dull family history with nothing of note

There's a tv show here called "who do you think you are" where they go over someone's family history, I'd be one of those episodes that go unreleased since there's nothing noteworthy at all

Actual noble on 4chinz

??

I descend from them but I'm not noble myself. My family has a lot of money thanks to them though

Literally me wtf
Why are we so boring? It's up to us to make something interesting

check the Youtube channel

Boris Johnson is Turkish

what the fuck

germanics beat children into submission religiously

create a law abiding population that does everything by the book

beating is obsoleted since simply waving the stick ensures obedience

lecture the world on the evils of harsh punishment

strictly punish slavic diaspora who fails to get on with the times

Hello, you are calling CrowdStrike tech support, my name is Rajesh, how can I help you today?

My grandpa was born in 1933 in a small town in the north of Korea. He was fluent in Japanese because he was forced to learn it in school as a kid. He was also fluent in Chinese and later English.
My grandpa and his father were in Seoul when the Korean war broke out, and they were separated from his mother and sisters. My great grandfather remarried but my grandfather never spoke one word to the new wife. My great uncle is still alive today, he was in the Korean air force.

My grandfather later became a very successful businessman in Korea and lived in a big traditional mansion in Seoul. But somehow they lost everything and moved to the USA in the 70’s. I don’t know what kind of business he did or how they lost it all, but I think he went in on a business venture with his friend and it went badly, or something.

Once a teacher made my brother cry so my dad went there and slapped him in front everyone. All the others kids loved it because he was a cunt with everyone.

My great-grandma was born in 1881 and when she was a kid she saw a slave being whipped at the neighbor’s farm, so she tried to protect the slave and the foreman beat her. Later her father went there and killed the guy.

This also means that I might have distant relatives in North Korea somewhere

based great great grandad

hello Rajesh, there are beans in my computer how do I fix this?

My great grandpapa on my mamas side got wealthy during the war as a goldbaron, someone who sold the nazis contraband and some of the danish gold that was being secretly smuggled to USA.

He bought a new last name after the war to lay low and avoid persecution. I still have it, it's definitely danish, but contains the yiddish Word for gruel which does raise suspicion if he got it from a local juden. Most the wealth was spent by my grandparents on a failing paint shop and cancer treatment.

My great grandpapa on my papas side was part of the resistance, sabotaging railways and having his family distribute recruiting flyers. The nazis raided his apartment but he barely managed to escape, my granpapa almost got took a bullet fleeing through the street.

He became a staunch communist and guest of honor in the st. Petersborg Kremlin, once beating the shit out of my grandpapa for being paid under the table.

Theyre probably not proud of their great grandson. I'm neither nazi nor commie, far worse, I lurk Anon Babble, has no gf and work for shitty salary. Maybe things would be different if we just had another world war...

my dad became a time traveler by accident.
he used to go to a mountain in Orizaba to smoke weed back in the days because weed back then was considered almost as practicing satanism.
So he went there one day to smoke his joint and while he was turning back to his house saw a cave with lights.
So it made him intrigued what was going on there.
He went into the cave to look where the lights were coming from.
But somehow when he reached out of its exit it was a different place ( or so he thought )
He didn't recognize the place, but suddenly an earthquake started which made a landslide and the cave got covered.
Since he was on a high spot, he saw how the city crumbled. So he went to see if everybody was ok. He was there helping people and once police, army and fire departments arrive to help he felt asleep and tried to look for that cave once again to return to his house.
He says many months passed and he knew he wass on the same place, but in the future, so he kind of live doing menial labor. So he returned to his old ways and smoke weed once again up in the mountain and the cave suddenly appear.
His family was worried because he disappeared for 3 days.

My entire extended family are from a rural backwater region.
The only thing worthy of note is that I might have some Jewish ancestry through my father because if you read the local archive there was a Jewish family with our last name running some shops in the past.

jesus, i wish my family were opps

dude was zoinked out of his gourd

may be, but that earthquake did happened

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My grandfather was a Colonel during WW2 and fought in North Africa. He was captured and taken to Tobruk as a POW where he and a few of his friends hid in a loft above one of the dormitories after the place was emptied and the prisoners moved somewhere else. They had taken supplies up, and were up there for about two weeks before attempting an escape. Unfortunately he and one of his friends were caught but some of the others got away. He has a diary with sketches, it's really interesting. My grandmother turned 100 the other week, she served in the ATS, the women's branch of the army in WW2 and was an instructor teaching anti-aircraft gunners. Her father fought in WW1 and got shot in the leg.

Nothing, my whole family tree down to my parents is nothing but poorfags mud dwelling hicks that weren't even considered for conscription because they were too meek and retarded. I wish I had never been born.

wrong. what we specificly ended, way back in the viking era, was blood revenge. if someone in your family fucks up or does something bad its not in your right to revenge their punishment. the conflict ends with the punishment and if you choose to continue it you will be punished accordingly. this removed the self destructive family honor thing and most people realised it was better to just let the bad guys, family or not, get what they deserved and move on. it was their actions after all, not the actions of the whole family. family and honor is still important here, but there is no honor in protecting criminals or thugs, there is however honor in bringing your own family members up for judgement by society. thats how you really know if a family is trustworthy. and it creates a society worth living in.

I bought a drone but I couldn't use it here due to cartel activity. Since I had vacations from my job, I decided to take it with me to my hometown with the family. My nephews were amazed about my drone and they wanted to play with it so I let them.
Then my wife's grandpa says

I shot one of those down back in the 1930s

I was like wt?f he must be fucking senile.
He then goes

We used to herd the cows at night since it was fresher and cows wouldn't dehydrate due to the hot weather. Then we lost a few cows somewhere and went looking for them with my brothers in our horses. Then we saw some weird lights up above and made the same sound as your drone. I thought they were fireflies so I shot one.

Back in the days people in the outlands used to be armed

and that thing felt and we went over to look at it and it was like your drone with those weird wings. Then out of nowhere people dressed in weird suits like jackets and helmets approached us. We were really scared as we have never seen these people. They told us that if we ever see one these things to not shoot them. And they gave us lots of money which I bought a house and a few cows as well to start a family

this removed the self destructive family honor thing

I.e. you became cucks

Bro aliens? Wtf

THE OLMECS ARE BACK

My great grandfather survived 2-3 german torpedo attacks while working on merchant ships.

He died on the last one though, the robin goodfellow;
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rip

being a cuck to thug family members who will kill you if you dont do as they say

vs

teaming up with neighbours to btfo said thug even if he is family

yet here i stand.

My brother used to be a community doctor in the sierra ( a far remote place in mexico ). So one day at midnight somebody knocks at his door ( he used to take care of patients where he lived ). An old lady asks for help as she is bleeding. So my brother notices is its bullet wound, but doesn't ask her anything. the old lady falls asleep after he takes care of her. Then some armed men knocked that were looking for that old lady. He says he hasn't seen any. I guess due to the adrenaline my brother passes away. The next day the old lady is gone. So days pass and out of nowhere a cute young girl arrives. He says that girl was really beautiful and cheerful with him. And she hands him a talisman, a small red bag. Once he grabs it, the cute beautiful girl turns into the old lady he helped that night. Since then he has the ability to see old ladies with young men kissing as they were boyfriends

I guess due to the adrenaline my brother passes away

Do you mean passes out, passes away means he died.

when you faint

my family (destitute low nobility) won a land lottery within days of arriving in america. we’ve had it for almost 150 years now.

i come from a long line of death