/cum/ - United States

Yes, usually in 2 different scenarios

ate some food that was bad or off

ate some very spicy slop

canada please stop eating out of dumpsters

phone at 6%

I'll have to get out of bed soon.

brazil

deadliest country in the world

brazil nuts

deadliest nut in the world

coincidence?

Brian's nuts are probably the deadliest in the world 2bh

literally who? fuck off back to 9gag faggot

I got 8 hours of sleep instead of my usual 5 on weekdays and I'm even more tired wtf

Safer than most of our Jeet-filled restaurants nowadays

Depends on how bad the fuckup is. Havn't really had a major fuck up and fuck ups just happen aometimes, so reason to get shaken up about it

That's how it usually works actually. If I get more than 6 I start to feel more tired when I wake up. It's a matter of how long your rem cycles are and how many you usually get through

Yo, Ws in the thread for Jason guys. Forreal, W's in the thread for Jason, no joke

I look like this

newfag idiot spotted

Unless your fuck-up is production stopping, a PR disaster, or gets someone killed, you're not gonna get fired over it. Especially if you hit the 1 year mark.

Hiring people is expensive.

Found this instagram of some Bangalore nightlife whatever page. Some of the girls are so hot.
I need Indian pussy.

Also this is assuming you're usually a good employee and not constantly making the same mistake

Indian pussy is nice and tight
easy as it comes too

The only thing that turns me off is their accent and this fucking „Brrro“ all the time

Actually really tired of dealing with Africans at work. Not African Americans, but like the ones who are straight up from Ghana or something. They are so rude and pushy with everything, they have no manners or business acumen.

drinking covfefe

clownpedo was a proxy all along

Grim

Who here /lazymaxxing/?

I do the absolute bare minimum at everything in my life.

She cute... Fuck

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

What should I have for dinner 2nite

Where do you work

he's a known schizo from /brit/

I'm lazymaxxing while staying on my bed and shitposting from my phone.

I knew an indian girl in high school that was insanely hot. Perfect set of tits, cute face, nice hips. Dumbest person I've met in my life, and I mean that sincerely. She thought olives were a form of meat and therefore wouldn't eat them (she was vegetarian). She definately seemed like she wanted a go but I was too autistic to notice

Gonna start confrontationmaxxing
Fuck all of you

Do you love Japan?

I saw that video of the guy getting his throat sliced in a confrontation on the side of the road and then trying to push his baby stroller away as he bleeds out all over posted on twitter.

I don't get in confrontations. I carry a gun and keep my distance from anyone who smells like trouble(urkelkin, goshkin, mohammadkin, etc)

hey fuck you pal

stfu jason you don't go outside without your mother and you don't have guns lmao

I only have three co workers and they are all white guys

you don't have guns

flag

Oh the ironing....

i’m an ugly weird freak no one can, should, or will ever love me

My job is IT support for a local college
It pays 50K a year
Whats your job and salary /cum/?

cope

I love you and Jesus does too

shut up terrone

Hello help

I've never been to Japan. But then again I've never left Canada and don't have my Leaf passport to travel. But I'm a nerd about manga and anime. I'm crazy about Chrono Trigger too. I try to make daily threads about it on Anon Babble

Troon out. Now.

yeah, but a lot of makeup, could be false advertising

this, gtfo troons

New character designs for wuwa 2.4.

I don't like any other than the black haired schoolgirl.

You can't own AKs or Berettas.

No. I have no intention of trooning out

I think I should move back to Chicago or just move to New England working in Florida sucks and I wanna be in a union for a my trade

She's not cute at all. You eat fast food.

shooty bang bang inceltalk

Yeah I’m out see you later

(Not actually leaving)

My job is IT support for a local college

Sounds comfy, I wish I had your jawb.
I am unemployed :<

neither can you because of your mental illness you tranny freak lol

Yes she is. You're unemployed.

I quit college because for my classes in accounting and economics we literally sat and watched YouTube videos and learned nothing. I know it sounds stupid but it was unfilling

Suck the skin off the tip of my dick @211184702

way too much makeup, this chick will spend your money on dogshit from Amazon and Crate & Barrel like jars with rope inside them or canvas prints that say "LOVE LIVES HERE"

+ she has clearly taken dozens of cocks and thrown up semen in an alleyway.

College CAN be a scam.

Throwing a party for foreskin havers. We're going to have hentai women, milk, gross greasy steak, pickles, trannys and fallout new vegas
who wants to come?

Thing is I felt happier working with horses and animals at the ranch the best part was we got to build fences then play with the horses and goats

anime plushie

These are the people that are allowed to own weapons...

I should suicide

Thing is I felt happier working with horses and animals at the ranch

the best part was we got to build fences then play with the horses and goats

Based. I'm happy for you anon

IT support at an MSP

Thing is I made the dumb decision of moving to North Florida for UNF but now Iam conflicted part of me wants to explore Japan and Taiwan because I made friends with people from there when I was staying in Boston

We got drunk and sang queen and Billy joel

jason is so easy to bait
you can tell he's deeply insecure with an iq of about 80

I have about 60 coworkers and until recently they were all white males. Within the last few months we've hired a paki, a few samoans and a black guy. Also a white woman though I don't know in what capacity she was hired, they really don't do the sort of work we do here usually

kek no kidding, it takes nothing to really rile him up

Would you rather have a gun or a foreskin

umm no my guns are way cooler than yours!!

Foreskin. I’ve never shot a gun and I don’t care to. Gun obsession is for autists

i hate pewdiepie

I have a foreskin and I don't get the hype

You just envy his life

18cm is also the perfect length

I look like and say this

You don’t know what you got till it’s gone!!

Honestly right now since I am old as dirt I am smoking weed right now. I smoked probably a whole joint today so I am gonna chill.

my hairline is receding

jason thinks my cock is perfect

kind of unsettling but ok...

My penis is growing in both length and girth, caused by explicit imagery induced sexual arousal

Didn't Jason say he was uncut?

That post wasn't me but I agree because my cock is 18cm.

Muslims unironically believe that Neil Armstrong converted to Islam after Allah talked to him on the moon

Reply to this post if you don’t give a shit about Banksy

I am banksy

i unironically put "able to read cursive in english, german and russian" on my resume

do you hate employment?

something tells me it won't matter

How’s the war in Ukraine going

jason posting literal pedo tranime and we are supposed to be jealous

need this nigga dealt with asap

Honestly I probably would have gotten a nice job if I finished my business degree I was going to unf and studying accounting

I've never compiled a CV.

Well on Anon Babble they insist that if you have one then sex is supposed to feel amazing or something. I mean it's good but eh, not that good

I've never submitted a cover letter and I never will

That pic makes me kek, but the reality makes me fucking furious

First time she looks like a movie star

Is it really that grim for college graduates? I never graduated but I hear them bitching about not being able to get work

No they’re just entitled

it is rageworthy, throughout my life i've easily submitted over 300 resumes to different places. my current job which is quite comfy was obtained within 2 weeks, 1 application.
it seems like sifting through mountains of shit to find something decent is just the status quo these days.

Sex

shes got fake tits doesnt she

open youtube

some channel I accidentally subbed to years ago is spamming videos

that was a texass post thoughbeit

Just start a carpet cleaning business

no one can read russian cursive

Depends on your major. Useless degrees like sociology, psychology, african american studies, and computer science arent gonna get work.

GABAGOOOO

post-pandemic job search is the worst thing imaginable

useless degrees like computer science

God I hope so. There hasn't been a hot actress in years

He's right you know.

Ahh I was studying business and dropped out it was mostly accounting and business administration
It's funny because I saw someone at my work who studied science and stuff struggle

211186075

she's not one of them

Marco Rubio announced that criticizing Israel means your visa will get denied
You can still criticize the US though

good luck getting a job with a CS degree these days

If homosexuality is normal how come 12% of gay men who have had sex within the last week can't control their bowel movements

The american people and the European people dont support israel

If you get a PhD in CS you'll get a job.

Who told you a calf to be

jeets flooded the market and devalued CS degrees by a major factor. the entire industry is so corrupt too, they only hire each other and fuck over white applicants nonstop. it's why IT sucks shit and everyone's computers/systems are always slow or crashing. indians run most of that infrastructure and they do a horrible job, as expected.

honestly for anyone who isn't a total pussyfaggot but doesn't have a direction or career, become an electrician. if you can do computer shit you can do electrical shit and you'll have guaranteed work forever + good pay.

Who is still listening to this song in 2025?

That's because the industry is flooded with H1B jeets, not that the degree itself is useless.

Can’t compete with the jeet

Age fetishists have shit taste. You always see them posting the ugliest creatures here, on Anon Babble, on kc.

the anti-Israel movement

leaders: a black guy married to a white woman, a 25% Indio grifter, and a radical commie from The Bronx

even when this country tries to do cool stuff it turns out lame and gay

She thought olives were a form of meat and therefore wouldn't eat them (she was vegetarian)

This is unironically a jeet thing, they won't eat garlic or onions because it's meat or meat-adjacent according to their poo gods

ctrl+alt+delete the jeet

they won't eat garlic or onions

nigga what their entire cuisine is garlic and onions

cumming, pissing, and shitting at the same time causes severe brain damage according to in-depth studies across several countries.

i am grateful we have the science to back up this hypothesis, for years i have suspected this very thing to be true.

Taking a walk in the sun rn hbu

Some religious traditions, like Sanatan Dharma, consider garlic and onions inauspicious due to their association with bloodshed.

For others garlic, onions, and other strong-smelling plants are avoided because they are believed to increase sexual desire when cooked and anger when raw.

In yogic diets, garlic and onions are avoided because they are considered to be "tamasic" and "rajasic" which may lead to lethargy and restlessness, respectively.

Poos don't actually avoid meat all the time, just around their poo holidays o algo. I was confused why some poos wouldn't even eat garlic during these times and this is apparently the religious reason.

It’s over

Trades are just as fucked now because rightoids pushed the "just get a trade job bro you'll make 200k bro" meme. One apprenticeship will get 500 applicants.

gooning to some perfect soles
pale white but the pads are pink

i have a feeling that a very tiny minority of hindus follow that

Fk talking to himself again

yeah, all those right wingers at these darn racist tech companies

22

Fucking broke as shit

Only have 5200 dollars in savings

Drive a shitty beat up car that hardly works

Make only 18 an hour

Have to pay 300 dollars in rent

Live with my sister

I have to wait til January or February to try and get an apprenticeship

I legit feel like it's over most people my age are having fun and sex but I am sadly a autist who is obsessed with history and cars

Onion comes from cow saar plz do not eat! they are not satvik!

People aren't willing to relocate, they apply to 5 jobs in their county and bitch about how the other guys are all doing the same thing. Move to fucking Utah if that's where the job is, or else work a shitty retail job forever.

Sounds absolutely delish
Have fun

People aren't willing to relocate

Ameriburgers do this is much higher numbers than leafs thoughbeit, probably has more to do with our geography than anything

The market isn't bad, you just have to leave your family and move halfway across the country for a job!

a statement to /cum/

I am going to make a chicken pot pie

22

I legit feel like it's over most people my age are having fun and sex

I felt the same at 22. Other people won't save you, if you don't create your own fun you're going to feel bad all the time.
You also have to realize that NOT every person in their early 20s is actually having fun.

chicken pot pie and I don't care.

I miss drugs every single day it's unreal. Once an addict always an addict. I even miss the mundane shit like cooking free base on a gas stove at my gf's parents place. I miss the fucking aesthetic, the lifestyle and most of all the high.

I don't care about the Middle East

how hard is it to drink 10 beers in one sitting?

people always blame jeets and not the millionare executives that flood their IT departments with them to save a penny

lower your standards and put effort into making plans

Now hard at all
Now not being absolutely trashed afterwards?
VERY hard

Is your sister hot? Ask her for a stress relief blowie/shag.

not the millionare executives

Once one of these is a jeet, the flooding happens thoughbeit. Bit of a chicken and egg scenario.

i blame the government for allowing a million of them into the country at once

go into nursing if you want a guaranteed well paying job

I make $4500/month and my rent is $1450
No car payment because I bought a beater from my neighbor for $500 because it was "totalled" and did some minor repairs on it
Car insurance is $75/month, renter's insurance is $30

I am entitled to a high paying job minutes from the place I grew up without exception

the world OWES this to me, unquestionably!

Nigga people travelled on wooden ships for months to the New World to start a life because there was no work or hope for them in Europe. You're bitching about driving a few hours to another state in the same country.

Miss me with that lazyfag shit.

I hate old people, fat people, the sick, and I'd rather live in the woods than wipe peoples asses or change bed pans

also be sure to learn Espanol first

They don’t actually pay them less. They get hired because they’re better workers

boomer tier take

The government owes me a gf and easy career. The capitalist class and foreigners stole things I'm entitled to by birthright.

Hello Saar!

The government owes me 50 acres

No, they bring in H1B's because they're basically slaves since the employer can just threaten to send them and their family back to India if they get uppity.

America and Europe are under direct jewish occupation
They oppress us with all the hatred they have accumulated for the white race throughout the centuries
I dream of a world with no jews
I dream of a world where the Third Reich won the war and sent these "people" back to hell where they came from.

NTA
But you're spittin facts

KOTH revival actually seems good, bros

Have sex

slave advocating for slavery

Carlos "Terrone" Malapontinez tier post

11 billion degrees outside currently

it will rain all weekend

Grim. Jobs should let you go out in the sun

Immigrants move halfway across the world to get a job. This is why you can’t compete with them

Who is “us?” You can’t even see below your monkey lips

I was gonna say "would" but why does she have that ugly tattoo?!

Terrone has genuine nigger lips
I think his mama fucked a nigger!

Seems there are more jeets posting in /cum/ recently, hope this is just b8ing!

whiny bitch, boomers were the ones who got good jobs 5 minutes from their childhood home and lived in the same place forever.
i have a good job and don't consider myself a slave, but yes slavery is acceptable in some instances. thanks for your hot take on personal liberty, means a lot coming from someone in Eastern Europe.

Homosexuals aren't allowed in /cum/ as per our constitution, go post in /brit/ instead

My mom has blue eyes unironically

My name is Shlomo Chanda and I'm a recent Indian convert to Judaism!

And your father is Beta Israeli, you mulatto Jew

i'm more american than you and you know it. the cause of your self hatred is your mixed racial background

zoomies are waking up to the JQ

Neighborberg sneezes like he just got shot

There's no such thing as a "homosexual"

A neurotoxin that targets only those who speak Semitic languages

Oh no. If they stopped working, society would be in real trouble.

You can only post in /cum/ if you are
CHRISTIAN
HETEROSEXUAL
NOT A VIRGIN

i'm more american than you

I'm Canadian and you're from an East Bloc shithole, neither of us is American.
Lots of projection in your post too, maybe we should unpack that a bit sweetie?

A neurotoxin that targets only those who speak Hindi

what's up Dr Zhang

lmao Sweden bringin the bantz

I would kill every single Estonian for my white Canadian brothers and sisters

Howling.

don't listen to doomers, cs is still one of the most valued degrees, provided that you have some extracurricular knowledge

Luke 2: "On the eighth day, when it was time to circumcise the child, he was named Jesus, the name the angel had given him before he was conceived."

Terrone is seething because he, a Hebrew, would be killed
Don’t be surprised if international chickpea supplies are tainted soon

I was the doctor who circumcised Jason

me irl

I’m the black bull who fucked his mom right before she gave birth to induce labor

I was circumcised by a female goy doctor. That's why I got a "good" one and still have my frenulum and most of the skin.

tranime spergout

It's always morning /cum/ that is full of weird trannies and homos. If you guys just get a job and start working, you'll find that your mental health starts improving. I know it's scary.

Jason seethes all the time about circumcision

he's circumcized himself but copes it's not too bad o algo

grim thread

I’m one of the few uncut white men in America

Is Jason a performancing artist troll or is he sincere

just made a post about curtis yarvin on Anon Babble. i finally read and listened to his ideas and i cannot believe this is the guy in charge of burning down the republic.

holy shit.

I’m at work I just use Anon Babble as away to unwind by talking about trannies and Jews

100% sincere, he's been doing this for 7 years

Troon detected

Moldbug makes my pussy moist

/cum/ taught me that most Canadians are not as polite as they are often portrayed in the media.

Mostly sincere attention seeker with masochistic tendencies

it really is kind of amazing the scale of economic and social damage that trannies have managed to accomplish in like 10 years

FK taught me Germans really do have weird fetishes like scat and feet. Coomer nation!

hello sanchez

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

I’m POLISH

That's just how it is in this beach of a life

I habe a job guys!!111!!! I'm a responsible adult

Shut the fuck up faggot, how do you brag about that shit on Anon Babble?

Before the invention of Reddit and similar stupid shit, Canadians were known to be assholes at worst, backwater retards at best.

The whole "canucks are impossibly nice" thing is extremely recent, last 25 years or so.

I also find it funny how troons and their allies are reacting to society tiring of them. They are going back to that

We just want to be left alone! Why are you so obsessed with us!

Like they weren't actively forcing this shit on everyone for a decade and demanding special treatment everywhere

*military voice*
uh alpha niner bravo there is a penis approaching my location, permission to suck?

Every single form of media HAS to have trannies in it! You need to talk about us! Everyone needs to always talk about us! Trans rights are human rig-

NO NO NO STOP TALKING ABOUT US WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WE'RE SUCH A SMALL MINORITY

Not a fan of trannies, but you faggots give them WAY too much attention.

I'm trans exclusionary because I respect chicks with dicks.

A girl without a penis is like an angel without wings.

Discord Trannies and their "femboy posting" raids of every single website on the internet are why everyone hates them

They destroyed like 400 years of classical liberalism, free trade, and Democracy in like 10 years. Truly an amazing achievement.

just get a job and start working

you'll find that your mental health starts improving

hhahahhh

There are American movies from the 1960s that already have the nice Canadians trope. This is very jeet-coded shallow understanding of the Canadian American relationship

They killed the Democratic Party because they decided to make trannies the keystone of their platform

I'm trans exclusionary because I respect chicks with dicks.

A girl without a penis is like an angel without wings.

as long as they pass I approve

t. tranny doing exactly what I said

jason's dick is so ugly

Dial8

Terrone is a troon kike

If I had a gun I would use it to kill myself. The End. I don't even have a rope.

Every time I see a black baby I think about the inevitable shift to being human trash
Used to have black friends until middle school when they decided to start LARPing as gangsters

My name is Charles malaponte
I am a white man (Italian/irish)
I went to university
I have a good job that pays a decent salary
I have a car
I have an apartment
Ive had sex with girls
Ive had gfs
Deal with it

My politics? Jeets, Jews, Browns, and Troons? They all gotta go!

leave thread for 30 minutes

come back

dumpster fire of troons and coons

holy fuck

we're nice, retard

I'm gonna play a video game. Should I

play TTW instead of just modding it

play Tainted Grail: Fall of Avalon

install CS2

You're Jewish
You're not white
So did everyone here
I bet mine is better than yours
So does everyone here
I have a house
Three, all of which were confirmed fat
Confirmed to be fat

Hebrew loser who is also ugly as hell

One thing I hate about jeets is how all of them become culture war grifters on both sides.

Playing CS2 would make you a brown thirdie. Do you want to be brown thirdie, anon?

Banger incoming
youtube.com/watch?v=nK2vJjpdYFE

Gonna get wingstop delivered after I get home from work

You're Jewish

You're not white

So did everyone here

I bet mine is better than yours

So does everyone here

I have a house

Three, all of which were confirmed fat

Confirmed to be fat

Hebrew loser who is also ugly as hell

CS2 is fun.

I support the emptying of Palestine and Israel and repopulation by Christians

Seething Hebriac subhuman malding at the fact that his face prevents him from his usual Jewish subversive tactics
JUDEN RAUS

work work work...

Seething Hebriac subhuman malding at the fact that his face prevents him from his usual Jewish subversive tactics

JUDEN RAUS

I support carpet bombing the Middle East and India

I want to play Fall of Avalon, but it feels like it's still early access. It needs lots of engoodening

Use this for the new

The work instead of posting here you absolute homosexual

>Seething Hebriac subhuman malding at the fact that his face prevents him from his usual Jewish subversive tactics

>JUDEN RAUS

I support carpet bombing the Middle East, the Indian Subcontinent, and Africa

This but spare any Christians in the Middle East

miss me with that mid shit.

lmfao this thing is disgusting holy shit

He’s a human being with feelings

how about you install tinder and get some bitches??? you disgusting incel freak

Jeets arent human

He looks exactly 1:1 like someone I went to school with who ended up being a terrible person, I guess it just runs in their blood

What the hell is happening

Well, I'm popping right now

objectively false post, stop spreading misinformation.

My mom keeps doing this thing where she asks for something but makes her throat really scratchy because she thinks its cute but it annoys the shit out of me

new featuring trips

I posted my face here years ago and you guys told me specifically that terrone is more handsome than me LMAO