Let's pretend that we're Americans in this thread
Let's pretend that we're Americans in this thread
I got my 56th AR-15 with a Trump sticker on it and it's hanging up on my wall and I will never use it, but it looks cool and makes me feel like a big Rambo tough guy who will take down the Big Gubmint O Algo
I can't wait to attend the next AIPAC conference!
Charlie Kirk is going to own the Libs, big league!
Goddamn do I love rootbeer
This but unironically
AAAAAAAHHHH ISRAEL
We need another 40 trillion in debt to serve you, masters!!!
AAHHHH HEZEKIAH
MORE MONEY TO ISRAEL
FUCK HUMAN BEINGS
FUCK HUMANITY
If Europeans had guns, that terrorist attack would never have happened.
I say I say pardner, wHere might ah' find the nearest Taco Bell? My tummy is RUMBLIN' for some of the best guac west of the Tallahassee River God bless
I'm outdoorsy.
Blessed!
We must die for Israel to bring end times prophecy!
WE GOT A WALKER OVER HERE
I was bullied for being too skinny (318lbs) :(
GOATED!
This is the kind of thinking we unironically need on the wect
Yes fellow American
As Elon Musk said (pbuh): empathy is our greatest weakness in the west
fees
Why bother? 3 more generations and you will be.
Well said fellow Shartmerican
Drive to the local mall (2 hours drive)
Gun shots everywhere on the way there
Pass by some literal zombies high on Fent on the street
Get to the mall, get on the fat scooter that's waiting for costumers at the entrance
Drive through lots of aisles with food that has literal poison in them
Oh oh, gotta go, shart in the mart
Fall from scooter, break my finger
Go to the hospital, they take an X-ray of my hand
That'd will be 500$ plus tip
Put it on my credit
Finally get home after an exhausting day
Get shot
$500
you forgot a zero
rent-free + cope + seethe + dilate + you’re poor + you’re brown
Damn
taxation is fraud.
YES i support trump's tariffs.
pay up, china
I'm from California and never got these types of memes about the US until I drove through the south for the first time as an adult in a road trip a few years back. California to Arizona/NM is just a mild cultural transition, California to Texas is a ideological transition, but California to the deep south is a transition from first world to third world. Legit felt like going to Mexico but less soul, and at least Mexicans have free healthcare.
Just got shot. God, I love this country and the Second Amendment.
*tip my IRS agent
Are you me? That's happened to me more than once this year alone
Nooooo
I am not Pvt.Gomez
500
If only you knew how bad things really are
I love BBC o algo
Hahaha
seething thirdie thread
Just insult them to to relieve stress. They are trolling so you insult them. Just enjoy putting them rightfully in their place.
where is your emotional support israeli flag lol
The Israel thing is a fucking meme. Nobody outside evangelicals over the age of 50 has hard-on for Israel.
Why can't Americans banter?
I don't know. Most of the Israeli flags in here are actually raging brown Muslims with vpns also known as genetically inferior subhumans who lack the honesty gene.
I'm sure me insulting brown Muslims isn't upsetting to you my fellow white bro.
We are bantering. You all are just fucking pussies God only made for his amusement and to keep your mom from having more wire hangers abortions you dumpster baby.
weakminded from fluoride and high fructose corn syrup overdose
KINO
Chill out buddy. They are only criticizing the bad parts of America (fat, old, dumb and/or brown). Why are you getting offended? Are you fat and old? Or just dumb and fat?
Almost all of the bad American stereotypes come from the south. It's crazy. Up north and out west (sans cities in California) I don't see much of these American stereotypes. Whenever I talk to a southerner though I finally understand how the world sees us.
Southerners are true red blooded patriots of the republic, Yankee
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