/brit/

LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish

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just shoved my arse up my arse

rorke would be cold, calculating and BRUTAL if he ran the streets

no mechanical is bent, get a membrane like lenovo preferred pro
I've literally raped mine for years and it's still kicking

All of US are in canschad's thread
Ktim

are we using this one?

evil corrupts

enjoy the antichrist i guess

Right lads
Got the er, small cans (had the medium cans last night since it was a toil night but only drank 2 so I have the small cans now since toil tomorrow)
And had the medium chips

And the plans for you, /brit/?

superheated nigger shit for tea

did you hear about the man who won the fish shagging race?
he came in first plaice

So /brit/ how is the twitch channel coming along?

the cost of take out is TOO DAMN HIGH and it's all due to the chinese flu

wonder if there's even been situations where an incel is at a function with a webcam/onlyfans whore and he starts showing everybody porn or nudity of said female to embarrass her

pale freak me
might need to start sunbedding if ol weatherberg doesnt pick up soon

me after correcting my anal prolapse

sister got cancer from the sunbeds hah

nth for the gyaldem

Beyonce, now that's a bint I just cannot understand the popularity of

For those fellas who don't want to reuse the same thread for the 1000th time

oh
guess ill just not then
sick being pale

didn't ask ahaha

but this one was first

3DPD

This girl is mid

Recovering from yesterdays cans and subsequent shag marathon. Will be sat in my smelly fakecel bed enjoying the rain today

So's your mum

alri jordan hows harvie u cunt aha x

Corr what a lineup

Was about to go out and get some more cans to make the BIG cans but thought to myself 'even if I have to toil at home tomorrow, it's not worth the risk' then I remembered, I have a long weekend in Ireland.

So that's THREE days of the BIG cans, lads
WAHEEEY

Brown-Fuller

Wonder why they chose to hyphenate the name that way around.

if you want to protect your virginity

Shagged a bit titted Irish girl from Galway at the weekend (she was here on a hen weekend) and we swapped numbers and were texting each other back and forth a bit but I ended up getting major beer fear because my mates were taking the piss out of me saying she’s a munter so I blocked her and didn’t talk to her all week.

Just looked her up and she has a Twitter and she’s been slagging off English blokes saying women in Ireland don’t know how good they’ve got it, English men are cunts, obviously clearly talking about me and now I feel really bad for giving into peer pressure (because she wasn’t that ugly just a bit chubby)

any purveyors of girls bums and poos in?

usually done alphabetically desu

gagging for a wank but im saving myself weekend shagtoil

Just spent all day in a work training course with an Employed Woman person. Ask me how I knew what it was

Walking the dogbergs
Quite sunny out

you'd know all about that

Dodged a bullet lad she sounds mental

radical business idea:

nuclear powered cars

If I moved to Australia could I get a job at Woolies?

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You fucked it lad
Based shagger

let myself get pretty deep into opiate withdrawals over the last two days and been wanking and eating like mad. really evacuated my bowels and it feels good.

An Employed Woman person

the mainstream meteor wants you to believe there are 'twinks' and 'bears' but when was the last time you saw a poof that wasnt a twink? no offence

Looks like hell

jacket potato is in the oven
need to decide what to stuff it with

homeless people are npcs and you can kill them and loot them for stuff

Had an English teacher who had a double-barrel surname that went T-P. A pal from High School who got married and did the same and their surname became P-D. Could be the womans name usually goes first. Not going to look into it anymore.

business idea: lynch the canadian paedophile

You ever been to a bear event? Full of big burly gays who pass as straight when not in a jockstrap and harness

the point is that to look at them you wouldnt know the bears were gay

risk it all and get an edge going

crazy that out of the 3 countries south africa has the best woolies

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wife keeps having a go at me cus i get up to 60 in third gear before shifting up

some skooma and rags and nowt else
nary a septim in sight

not pictured: the 10 mile electric fence radius surrounding this shop

Personally? I watch all of his webms

he's not canadian

there's just no need for it

Alexander the Alri

this isn't england mate we got actual security keeping the place secure our streets are safe we don't get mugged stabbed or thrown with acid our blacks know their place and respect us

Saw a Woolies in town a month ago and was all excited to go in but didn't know there was a German one. It was like a really shit WHSmiths

fuck me why did we go to war with them again?

nucelar battery makes low voltage for long time

Ur afrikaner? I thought are south african was a blackie

Based.

I'm on the big bottles, mate.

I'm off toil.

where's reform?

what about the heckin farmers being killed

what are you drinking mate

every single brazilians shower twice a day

Had an 8.3% cider

Darts finals night on telly, hope you are all watching

I don't pay attention to that low iq plebeian 'sport'

Just got off the phone with Canadian nonce hunters

seems risky with their electric showerheads
any actuary man in, tell us the mortality odds?

could you blog about it here for me

probably because they were trying to genocide the entirety of eastern europe

honestly believe that i could fuck up all of you except the yanks

a willy beenus with a bum up your fany

yeah but look at these models tho
pretty cool

Always do this before having 5 more and going for a cheeky drive around the city

so yeah we had no alliance with the poles and they were actively hostile towards us and were also fascist but we still went to war and risked millions of lives for them LOOL

if only hitler had stopped at the sudetenland and gone all-in on architecture he'd probably be remembered very fondly

to maintain the balance of power on the continent. same reason they didn't allow the losers to be fully carved up

Hope you flip your car and die

no it isn't

I'm british but I support hamas. if iran ever attacks here I'd fight for them from the inside

Leftypops launching the 'take a bbc for palestine' campaign

How do I unsubscribe from your blog rorke?

you can put a small bluetooth speaker down your japs eye and play music from it
I'm not lying

ktim, i'd fight for china too

yeh if only hitler didn't do all things he planned to and wrote about for decades then he wouldn't be remembered as the biggest retard of all time

it is. i'm Ashley-Barrington and asked my parents and they said it was alphabetical as is tradition

such as?

we should organise so we're ready. war is coming

i dont even care anymore. at the age of 32, i havent experienced anything. ive been a loser for my entire life. i was a loser throughout high school with no social memories. i was a loser during college. i was a loser throughout my 20s. im a loser into my 30s. i dont have money. i dont have friends. i dont have any relationship or sexual experience. i dont have a fulfilling career. i have completely given up on life. i dont even smile and pretend to be happy. i am in a permanent frown, staring at the ground, barely speak to anyone, and dont have the self-esteem or self-confidence to do anything about it. it would be impossible to even describe the pit of depression that i have been in for as long as i can remember. i hate waking up every morning. i hate facing every day. i hate reading stories about people who are dying young, or comitting suicide because i get extremely envious of how lucky they are. every night i pray to die in my sleep, or get a terminal illness so i can die quickly.

wish i was able to play music
alas completely incapable

Yes boys, I strongly believe in our cause.
Do you guys have email addresses or maybe a Discord that we can further discuss?
How far would you go, would you be committed to terror?

depressedypol

you know we have google nibba?

Literally sign off, put your feet up and don't pay any tax. The righteous suffer at the hand of the wicked.

shoulda started when you were young
t. 18 year pianist who will never be good because he didn;'t start at the age 4

like all the wars and holocaust and shit

am needing my arse blackified

Paid £34k in income tax last tax year

BPDorke

hitler himself said mein kampf was outdated by the mid 30s

how strongly? you're going to need to do something to tell us

yes mate got everything you need, just google tubgirl

i dont even care anymore. at the age of 32, i havent experienced anything. ive been a loser for my entire life. i was a loser throughout high school with no social memories. i was a loser during college. i was a loser throughout my 20s. im a loser into my 30s. i dont have money. i dont have friends. i dont have any relationship or sexual experience. i dont have a fulfilling career. i have completely given up on life. i dont even smile and pretend to be happy. i am in a permanent frown, staring at the ground, barely speak to anyone, and dont have the self-esteem or self-confidence to do anything about it. it would be impossible to even describe the pit of depression that i have been in for as long as i can remember. i hate waking up every morning. i hate facing every day. i hate reading stories about people who are dying young, or comitting suicide because i get extremely envious of how lucky they are. every night i pray to die in my sleep, or get a terminal illness so i can die quickly.

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what wars

Ex BF had an 8 inch black cock, was too much effort to fit tbqh

watching geowizard and coming to realise that he's really just a mooching twat

rather be a mooching twat than fund your evil schemes and never ender wars

get a tutor
i only started when i was 14 and am good enough to play well tempered clavier, you can reach a decent enough standard to enjoy it even if you'll never be a prodigy

wake up tomorrow and try something different

you should at least take all your money and go on a sex/drug binge in SEA or South America before you kill yourself

ktim but im 36 and have a load of dosh from not living a life

smallest bbc in britian

genuinely do not know who the kardashians or jenners rae

*goosesteps into /brit/*
hallo mein kameraden!
ist gud veather ja?!
*surreptitiously eats a bowl of ravioli and injects some meth before heading out to the march*

The gyal x baddiedem mog

Banned from Anon Babble for the 63rd time but it's only a 3 day one because the mods think I'm funny lol

okay and?
the big one

Find it hysterical how he considers himself at outdoorsman and tried to walk through a bog on his own and in the middle of nowhere

British Youtubers are all midaf

play well tempered clavier

so you got to grade 2, well done bud. try playing liszt next.

the grimdem

would much on all those arsehole for days

I am on, what, 6 different watch lists?

when did hitler write about the second world war

Neoooow

the great war was caused by lance corporal hitler?

it's not my job to educate you

think i've been scammed by a chink on dhgate

British generals are all mid af

"Congratulations, you now have my DNA" straight into New York. Yep, watch list.

your concession is accepted

moving to Solihull

I like geoff marshall

Unemployed. Ugly. Balding. Fat. Fucked teeth. STILL have had sex with 6 women this year

mail opened

yeee watch list

How

not surprised fuck face. most people i see with wives and shit are bald and fat.

British pork pies are all mid af

america is tutorial land for getting your dick wet

thoughts on Sam Smiths pubs?

Lads, first of the SIX cans opened
that sounds depressing
Let's retry that, lads

CANS WAHEYYYY

cdawgva is handsome, I'm jealous that he's probably banged shibuya kaho 2-3 times

Reddit ahh

Hahaha it's like whatever man it doesn't matter when I get into heaven anyway and you're kicking rocks trying to justify it to God but yeah you're all gay. Nice mclaren by the way

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that mclaren edish got punted to fuck LEL

had a wank in the toilet of one last summer and saw a catberg in the beer garden
decent afternoon out

fuck that guy's little toy it's pathetic

Autismal retard cuckstian owner

couldn't cum with the prozzie and she tried to make me feel better by saying I have nice hair

I don't have nice hair

My life is fucked in so many ways but at least I was never cursed with this

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what freak wanks in a pub toilet

there was a hack officer honestly it wasn't me hahahaa

got the bloody blot outdoors show on don’t I

I tried but even as a kid I never had an ear for it.

No point. Ive tried and know I dont have any talent. I dont have an ear for music. And now im an old dog and cant learn new tricks. At best I could learn to repeat simple piano as a memory trick but I could never keep time or key, and i'll never write music.

I woke earlier thinking how fucked it would have been if i had been born a dwarf
like even going a holiday id get made fun of and catch the eye of everyone, everywhere i go
think i need to be more grateful desu

no Hitch

shan't be watching

Literally just filter the Canadian flag, and if you're on an iPhone or whatever where you can't filter things, then get on a proper computer so you can filter things

fuck mate would shag nonstop

neoliberal bull logging in

i hardly watch any. wandering turnip. bald and bankrupt. cant really think of any others off the top of my head.

wearing braces in 2025

hmmm

Mad how I have to filter Canada, Belgium and Egypt now

thoughts on the new schizo on the block

bet you got your local shutdown cause you've got no mates and couldn't go 10 minutes without browsing /brit/

raping my arse with an arse

need a hobby
any suggestions?
nothing you lot have suggested has taken my fancy

Lead someone on a merry chase didn't I haha

feel the same whenever I pass by a burn victim on my incel-walks. sometimes you see them and just think "holy shit that must be such a horrible life." I'm whinging about not getting pussy, meanwhile matey's entire face is mutilated, puts it into perspective.

Slither.io
The Bible

Warhammer

let him do his ting x

Nah just have billionaires born with a silver spoon who fuck over their employees. The cunt in charge will close a pub and leave his pub landlords unemployed and homeless over nothing.
Should be guillotined.

the woman at maccies drive thru was so insanely fit I actually started stuttering like a spastic fuckinh mong me

I don't drive R8s, I don't like those
I drive the Daytona and I tinted the windows

share the YT

mad how we live in the one epoch of human history where pale skin isn't the beauty standard

she'll tell cronem about it tonight

literally everyone has done it once

for women it is
men are more attractive with lean muscle and tan

Fuck you bitch ass

What race was she? What did she look like

mwaahh the french champaigne
fermented in the bottle!

was hoping this was a poo webm

mere clapmeats for illegal cronem

made in chelsea

haha im not even going to say it you already know

follow the rules you sign up to or lose your job
simple as

This general is fucked

Google Rochelle Humes, like her but like 21/22

He will close them over things the landlords can't control. Like one pub was shut because the old cunt was there and heard a single customer swear outside of earshot of staff

didn't ask for your personal opinion
the consensus is that women look better with a tan

my hands look peng with a tan, especially in this cloudy dark weather

/brit/sissies stutter and shit themselves when talking to man-faced wog women like this

bit gay like

nobody knows who this is broh

eugh

I may install grindr

small bit of tan and my freckles come out
im more confident and attractive looking

enjoy having aids installed up your arse

Liquid courage. Not a single one from the apps or met online. 4-5 drinks in I become a master of the cold approach.
True especially certain places.

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what's a good car for like 3 or 4 grand lads

Enjoy being replaced lol

The Gemara relates that one of the Sages sat before Rabbi Shmuel bar Naḥmani and he sat and said: Job never existed and was never created; there was never such a person as Job. Rather, his story was a parable. Rabbi Shmuel bar Naḥmani said to him: In rebuttal to you, the verse states: “There was a man in the Land of Utz whose name was Job” (Job 1:1), which indicates that such a man did indeed exist.

atheists btfo

id be crying if i looked like that too bro thats fucked up what they be doin to yall

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what a lewisham bin doing in fucking romania

he's his landlord now

tattoos

Hard pass for me.

aromat makes food taste peng

you will never have sex

what i dont get yeah is if youve got nothing good to post just don't post? that simple?

taking drugs is the only hobby ive ever been good at

yeah?

Don't much care for England, me

yeah? what about those leaky pg tips?

walk into store

entirely poo staff

leave out of principle

need the boriswave undone immediately

if you had to get a tattoo that was at least 10x10cm what would you get?

I have no motivation for coding anymore now that AI can do it. No motivation for anything now I think

spastic on a VPN is it? good stuff

besides drinking, I'm motivated to do that

i think you need to pay extra to see him getting his batty bashed in by the zesty mandem

stafford knot, because I am from stafford

I don’t really like England, but I like /brit/posters :)

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mad that nuclear bombs exist and the yanks dropped 2 on japan cos germany had already surrendered lel

fisting my arse so deep that i start controlling my head from within like kermit the frog

if everyone followed that rule this thread would be even slower that /britfeel/

he's stated multiple times he is French

you're an incel freak

bizarre webm

mad that bendy batons exist and the cronem bashed 2 in katy because timmy had surrendered her

ziedberg casually revealing his jewishness lol

A person’s own folly leads to their ruin,
yet their heart rages against the Lord.

might have some noodles

not like a bradley or something?

mad how Oppenheimer has basically usurped total responsibility for those bombs through his relentless bitching about them. the work of thousands of scientists entirely attributed to one man because of his ceaseless belly-aching

last time i went to subway there were FOUR blacks behind the counter
not a chance they were making me my lunch

love love LOVE pulling long hairs out of my foreskin

you now have a notion for eating bugs and getting pozzed, yes?

Remember the Jan 6 rioters

im not a rorke freak so no

Not allowed to post that oh what I never knwe that hahahahaahhaa it's all jokes though errr right? Lol

ktim except I give them a nasty side-eye and an extremely loud huff so they know why I'm leaving

only in the minds of irrelevant morons THOUGH

indian people with names like "peter sindhu" or "grant haveliwala"

what's it like to have a foreskin

What's caused the scat porn melty?

mad how the Gherkin has basically upsurped total responsibility for those quicktaps through timmy's relentless bitching about them. the work of thousands of cronem entirely attributed to one institution because of their ceaseless belly-aching

he got bored of pedo posting

who knows? who is john galt?

why cant they take a joke lol

yeah? your future in laws? x

Some lads are scatlads
Me? I'm a canslad

Virtual Private Nigga [VPN]

if only

jon bon jovi's real name is jon bon jovi

yeah get the new made chop chop

i'm english

ive got the covid

remember the truckers?

Watching Tesco Express & the Loyalty Cards down at the Roundhouse tomorrow
Only £70 a ticket so not too bad

what's it like?

Had it 2 weeks ago, been tired ever since
Long covid

mental how they closed their bank accounts

haha this cunt paid to go into the supermarket

should be illegal to have a bad band name

mental that people died for that

mental how that and use of the emergency act was deemed illegal then nothing happened haha

Nectar Points would be a good band name actually

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage... Tesco Express & the Loyalty Cards
No, just not a good name is it, Rick?

it not right :(

Listening to some morrison's nmore card

There are exceptions to the rule
Boomtown Rats for example

The roundhouse has a creative writing class for 11-14s tomorrow m8

the homebargain's

just wondering how you know that, really

Yeah to be fair they're no Mechanical Beetles Never Quite Warm.

wasn't that mental when they were getting funding from foreign nations

I looked it up just now, freak