Did the man roll the cheese? Edition
/brit/
virgin island was a mad show
did the man fall through the bar
youtube video?
did the man do the silly walk
monty python
did the man say garlic bread
???
did the man order 4 naans
???
did the man have an accent causing one to mishear fork handles
two ronnies
did the man attempt to impress an attractive fellow student with a socially inept yoda impression
inbetweeners
Anon Babble posters are the funniest posters on Anon Babble
peter kay
peep show
Whats YIMBY?
how do you not know garlic bread or 4 naans
you trolling
me on the left
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Spastic
i made a thread on tv that got screenshot and 15k upvotes on reddit once
crowning achievement
I love british comedy
bad thing happen funny
I think NIMBY typically means "Not In My Back Yard" which is for people who dont want to see change happening in their local area, but dont mind it happening elsewhere, so in this case he's reversing it, meaning that he actively wants muslims and such living with him.
Im spicy white
Tha leabhraichean agam
Ahh *puts his name on the list *
IMBY doesn't refer to immigration it refers to urban development mongo
There's a common acronym NIMBY which means "not in my back yard", referring to people who oppose new buildings in their local area
So I guess YIMBY stands for "yes in my back yard", meaning that he supports the construction of new buildings in his local area
boomers mad i don't keep up with unfunny cringe
>did the man fall through the bar
youtube video?
Only Fools and Horses
>did the man do the silly walk
monty python
>did the man say garlic bread
???
Petet Kay
>did the man order 4 naans
???
Peep Show
>did the man have an accent causing one to mishear fork handles
two ronnies
>did the man attempt to impress an attractive fellow student with a socially inept yoda impression
inbetweeners
Petet Kay
he ordered four naans oh my days
yt ppl love this shit
urban development means houses for forins
sometimes I'll have a coffee and then afterwards immediately have another one
I need to feel jittery and sweaty, that's how you know it's working
The luncheon
Comfy villages need 2000 barett new builds on them pronto!
You will suffer my curse
just seen some US law violation
4 naan is a bit much
Blow your brains out.
I heard a Bavarian won the cheese competition this year!!
Were you at my cheese again Rorke? I'm going to blankedy blank you, grrr! Thanks for the monster!
Paki Anon Babble: 4 nann
Blasting my nans head off with a magic missile
toby
leftypol throwing another tantrum over towelheads in the middle east doing stuff again
I believe he gets to keep the cheese. Lucky
You mistyped the CAPTCHA, or the CAPTCHA malfunctioned.
sceamtgwugj
google Gemini says this is what a young British woman looks like
someone sent 52 naan and a ribena to my address lol what a piss take this is - though good if i spill any ribena
Rorkeslop
would shag olivia coleman
she cute
Toby
accurate desu
Whys this look AI generated
britain has blessed bavaria beyond measure
we are in your debt
Janny doing his job!
mental how fucking fit they are
fake mn
Despise her
mmm yummy thank you!
mental how fucking fit they are
so are you
Nah.
in those fucking skirts
omg umm
this is cute
Got my programming projects planned for the uni break
3:30 wank soon
absolutely peng they are
shut yo goofy ahh up
you can stop posting the infantile mong frogs from 15 years ago now
i can
but i won't
so i shan't
Ok?
neek
bodied that freak
isn't it half term?
ummershy
Whats the big idea
Based
Don't listen to him
You can post the frogs
Yep, proper hunting season rn
:)
What? You put me in a bad position..
Um Bongo
What are you going to be working on lad?
Dont know why ponies are still banned seems like an archaic rule
look at us, we're like a happy family
innie pussy hella young
Not a fan of the implied nonce posting gimmick
No ponies
No peters
No pop stars
deutsch is nonstop frogs
I cannot imagine how bad your thread is
will be picking up some drugules aka weedbergowitz shortly (in minecraft)
i'm a nigga weed vapist
yeah but i never post in /deutsch/
i do not identify with them
they are not my people
brits are more my people than germans are
yank on a vpn
just been trolled by someone on Anon Babble
wilkommen brudi
give me a name and address...
Ain't important.
i love you
Data analysis project with desuarchive traceroute visualiser website
Working on a novel sex system for a 3D porn game
Also want to make a camera system and server setup to track planes satellites etc but thay might be outside my ability level and price range
you'd think a huge hack would give them a wakeup call to fix the glaring issues with the site's culture but no, they just did the bare minimum to get it working again and fucked off (with half the jannies to boot)
egypt spammer has been here since like 6am
it's AI isn;t it?
someones jealous
i just think the ponies are cute
NOT IF I LOVE YOU FIRST <3
How to change my flag??
novel sex system
explain
Wait till you find theres a whole board for it
Same plus I want to shag them
um um um
i just looked at it and it's way too horny for my liking
ermm
average british man according to 'gpt
But I am dead.
chatting up a nerdy girl on bumble
I was unable to post here on my birthday and subsequentally spent the entire day alone because I posted 1 (one) ermm what the fork at 5am when the thread was dead
bit eurocentric
1/2
Looks like a nice bloke
um
child p
Went to the club and picked up a 8/10, my age. We had sex and it was great, I performed very well but I am a 5/10 on a good day.
i gave her a fake name
i was smooth all the way through but really sperged out in the "bed talk" segment
She's got my number and adress. She seemed like a good girl, and was very in to me but way out of my league in sober daylight. I'll try to set something up for Saturday when i wake up
insects are so interesting
if i could go back and study something, it would probably be entomology
?
Awesome
insects are so interesting
absolute state of yellow fever freaks
Used to eat those beetles that roll up as a kid
why do you need to go back in time to study? you can study right now.
He should be brown
Modern british men are brown/black
Officially 20x lush so get in
Might be my ticket.
is your thread down?
I look like this
Drinking water shortage in decade without new reservoirs, minister says
Extra demand from new houses, data centres and other sectors could further squeeze supplies, but no major reservoirs have been completed in England since 1992
Fucking state of this shithole
alright then
might kill myself just to spite everyone
get me off this craphole island
Modern day Hector
Looks a right laugh that
Morning team. Going to make myself a cup of tea I reckon.
I wish I had my power. XD arsh
things are often chopped and cooked before they’re served and ate
:-]
Let's flood another valley village in Wales to satisfy the Deanocomplex
poo wank
Gm
you don't give your slaves luxuries, otherwise they start getting ideas. you will be reduced to a cog in a machine and you'll spend your whole life working for not enough money until you finally croak, while the billionaires live it up.
You can't kill me..
ah yes, that old Roman saying, water and circuses
Verdammit scheisse
Saw a tranny waiting to cross today i stopped and let her
Hilarious that they made one of these reservoirs into a housing estate kek
Get out of my skin, Briton? XD
R _ _ _ the disabled
Officially 20x lush
Scots
Did the man deport the darkies?
Might pull the willard.
Asian?
Latina?
Maybe a white.
Decisions decisions...
Slavery.
did my first filter lads
He imported millions more
I want the one I can't have
youtu.be
I wish I had my power you agony butler leftoz fuckery muttfunk..
First two words
good lad. now add all these too
boards:int;/^United States$/
boards:int;/^South Africa$/
boards:int;/^Netherlands$/
boards:sp;/^Netherlands$/
boards:int;/^Russian Federation$/
boards:int;/^Belgium$/
boards:int;/^Spain$/
boards:int;/^Australia$/
boards:int;/^Brazil$/
boards:int;/^Canada$/
boards:int;/^Egypt$/
boards:int;/^Hungary$/
good lad
belgium next
the arab is talking again
R _ _ _
Rank?
1. Paraplegics
2. Midgets
3. Dumb
9001. Blind
9002. Deaf
Can't think of any others
Use it to fight the whore.
Don’t do that
Officially 50x lush
that only works if people would care
cronem hoppin in the shower real quick before picking katy up
Paul the Quantity Surveyor from Harlow
Stopped vaping and my appetite is through the roof. Could eat a lads arse
and i'm off to the pub so getttttt in
nah you just a battyman
Mad that teachers are these institutionalised freaks that go from school to uni to school again while focus entirely on their narrow curriculum and nothing around it
i.postimg.cc
Thread is closed, you went so far.
What happened to the open the fucking pubs poster ?
Your whole existence is centred on speaking about black mens private parts
they opened the pubs mate
i dont
Battle of the Teutoburg Forest
Open
The fucking
Mosques
VARUS
GIVE ME BACK ME LEIGONS
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*watches brit from a distance*
I know it! It's the N word
I might have German ancestors who butchered your Roman Ancestors in this battle, you hear me?
Scranning a poo
need to trim off my beard
might do myself a haircut and all
Competitive.
(incorrect)
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oi i put that in the toilet for later
is egypt actually a bot? very impressive if not
post the fucking dubs
You gotta show me something.
The Gemara relates that one of the Sages sat before Rabbi Shmuel bar Naḥmani and he sat and said: Job never existed and was never created; there was never such a person as Job. Rather, his story was a parable. Rabbi Shmuel bar Naḥmani said to him: In rebuttal to you, the verse states: “There was a man in the Land of Utz whose name was Job” (Job 1:1), which indicates that such a man did indeed exist.
atheists btfo
Rorke, it's over.
Binley Mega Chippy
On Story-mode.
might defrost some sausages
What?
trying to play a little game for you and you cunts refuse to engage
you deserve nothing
my willard is 18cm, alas im too big for oriental fanois
Well give us a hint
Do muslims in UK get mad at you if you drink alcohol in front of them?
Who wanked?
make a fucking guess then
take some sausages out of the freezer to eat them later with beans
ah yes better the bubble keeps inflating forever so ernest and mildred add another 50 grand to the value of their third home
they dont usual walk into pubs to get mad
Sam goes for Oliver Twist and Robinson Crusoe
Where's the guy?
I did
get the biomass boiled
Morning govna.
no most uk muslims are larpers and drink and do drugs and stuff
Say if you went to a restaurant with one and you ordered some wine or a beer with your meal, would they get offended?
I did this earlier very much peng
Like Always?
no but its not like they go to pubs or on the football or places people drink. the only time they see people drinking is customers to their kebab shop and with the rise of delivery apps they dont even see most of them anymore.
If they're intergrated enough to go to a meal with non muslims no
gave her a fake name
got my number and adress
what the fuck are you doing, proper schizo moves
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Yeah, you can fool me.
Or dont import 10million browns when from 1920 to 2000 uk population increased steadily at about 1 million every 10years.
And even if you do build new houses why do they have to be ugly american mcmansions or paper thin new builds built so close to each other with no town planning or fore thought?
They avoid pubs purely because they're scared of being seen walking into or out of one. It could wreck their social credit if all the aunties start gossiping.
Nothing to worry about.
They really should get rid of the prohibition on alcohol, its just silly and more people would become Muslim if they did. Everyone loves alcohol and getting drunk every now and then.
Every thought had meaning..
Data analysis project with desuarchive
Interesting
Working on a novel sex system for a 3D porn game
Degenerate
Also want to make a camera system and server setup to track planes satellites etc but thay might be outside my ability level and price range
Sounds cool
and the anti pork thing, and te cutting cock thing, and the believing the moon was sliced in half and put back together thing.
Still mad that america had prohibition. Genuinely dont know how thay ever got passed and how big brewers didnt do everything they could to stop it
done it. sausages are out of the freezer, ill be eating them in 6 hours
In the hands of god!
:O
People made moonshine. In fact in Appalachia people still make moonshine. I think it might be illegal but the police usually don't bother them unless they are selling it.
experienced in planning consulting, but in archaeology and heritage paying 43k ish
applications for jobs paying more in the £55-60k range get instantly sharted out back at me despite having exactly the key bullet points they want, just in my specific discipline
6'3 17 stone, deadlift 300kg and train almost every day
How do you actually break into higher paid jobs lads? It's not even like 55k is mad money but it feels like I'll have to scrap tooth and claw even for that
41歳のヤリマン
What are you afraid of?
this is my reaction when i see something funny and it makes me laugh
I know that it was widely flouted. In my opinion it forever changed peoples attitudes to law and order in usa
How the fuck would I know? I deliver shopping for asda for minimum wage.
About South African flag, I have thought that some people may suck too many dicks..
know a few skinny people who literally forget to eat, can't even comprehend it.
best bradley imo
neoliberal bull logging in
They left me to rice.
job hop.
Groups like the Methodist church, quakers, and anti temperance movement lobbied the government
at this point i completely understand if you want to filter canadians
Fuck Anglo-Celtic.
first guess: n word (someone pls engage w/ me)
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New Zealand is a virgin freak country
Damp little island at the edge of the planet, irrelevant, weird accent, no cultural prestige like their shagged sunnier chad neighbour Australia. Leaps as Maori embarrassingly. Must be where all our specky freaks migrated to.
gf got a bit sweaty
I am looking at a dirty screen.
Still bizarre and ironic that they made crime and drunkeness much more common than it had been before. Not to mention people dying and going blind from drinking fake liquor
Must be where all our specky freaks migrated to.
Why did they leave you behind?
To be fair I have been in the same company for 6 years now, 3 promotions in so just moved up instead of leaving. I am interviewing for other companies now though
How do I get one of these £30k+ per annum 4 day weeks WFH jobs?
done me tbf
Why do I look like how I think?
gf doesn't even look that fat when she doesn't wear retarded clothes which are three sizes too big
internal promotions do not pay the way job hopping does. if you want more money, leave your company and go to a new one. it's backwards as fuck, but it's how it works now.
Me? Minimum wage runt
is this heathermong or the canadian obsessed with kleinfelters or whatever
?
Looked Russian.
Looking forward to the new, its going to be great
Breaks.
why does this paedo insist on coming here
New
Justdo. Ti.
What?
Everyday.