Cavil's gf edition
/brit/
best he cud do
couldve done better, could he
She cute. He cute
This place needs more schizos
neoliberal bull logging in
Mad that remoaners think people with terminal illnesses shouldnt have a vote
shes a gamer, she dresses up in cosplay
cannot wait for ai to replace all the jobs, really looking forward to all the unrest and instability its going to cause
she looks nice
Look how much bigger and more robust he is than her. He could kick her ass in a fight. I'm not saying that he wants to, but he could easily.
the corporations are going to provide use with a monthly allowence so we can consume their content
lookin like a child wit dat coat
came up with a novel engaging gimmick and none of you were interested
you deserve the ai/cuck/nonce spam honestly
unrest and instability its going to cause
It wont theyll bring out some white paper and netflix show on why euthanasia is good and the cattle will queue up to have one
um i liked your gimmick it was a cool interactive 'mick :D
Getting chunky
the corporations are going to provide use with a monthly allowence so we can consume their content
want to play rugby with this little fucker
no theyre not
He would fucking batter you
I prefer the redhead in the back
Can't wait for the under class to be rendered obsolete by robotics and AI
The giga-rorkes tried to warn Scott Adams, who is rorke-lite. He didn't listen.
A bheil cat agad?
Fibre optic cable. Alotta money in this shit.
got the zweback on
rate the bet lads
except white collar middle class jobs are going to be automated
its tradies and manual labourers who are safe
I like browsing supermarket websites to see what interesting food they offer. For example, varying flavours of chicken nuggets, pizzas and chips. It lush.
3 pm !
Er no lmao
er yes you dumb motherfucker
got any more boring facts about your stupid life to share?
she's not even 35, you pedo
No, sorry
The only purpose the underclass could possible serve will be as a source of pure human humiliation
My life isn't boring it's based
cold aura ngl
I'm based.
FUCK OFF
MEIN HERZ BRENNT
Yeah?
yes she is
but post different girls, you're boring now
I miss Spaino
I am spaino
it's actually quite sad when you realise he isn't a bot
Super hot
Although Cavill is shit. Imagine playing Superman, the usa's version of an unattainable role model for worker kids.
Still at toil, when will this end?
Might have the wank to this bitch.
dtfic seeing the unsubtle nonceposts and desperately trying to fit in!
why does this paedo insist on coming here all the time
why this nigga 'aving a gigamelty?
It's just a superhero mate, chill out
simply don't know who you're all on about
/^Canada$/;boards:int
/^Brazil$/;boards:int
/^Belgium$/;boards:int
/^Egypt$/;boards:int
Rorke:
casually nudges a stone with his foot
Leftypol:
AND THUS BEGINS THE JOURNEY OF THE STONE, A TALE OF GRIT AND DETERMINATION
The bug chilling next to where the stone lands:
WHAT THE HELL? WHAT TYE HELL? WHAT THE HELLY? WHAT THE HELLYONCE?
The wind, suddenly deciding it has a personal vendetta:
yeets the pebble and bug further onto oncoming traffic
Rorke:
...This is escalating.
Leftypol:
It’s in fate’s hands now, my guy.
Some random observer:
Rorke, you on O2 or something mate?
True story.
scermaging
the star of the post is the giffgaff line and you just had to change it for no reason at all
Alright Till Lindemann
The phrase “diversity is our strength” functions not as an empirical claim to be tested, but as a moral axiom to be affirmed.
I am so fucking tired all the time. It never goes away. I want to sleep 24/7. My life is so miserable and grim. I will never be happy.
imagine if you could rape the enemy trainer's pokemon when you win a battle
I am so fucking tired all the time. It never goes away. I want to sleep 24/7. My life is so miserable and grim. I will never be happy.
LOL
Sick to bastarding death of not having a girlfriend
bastarding death? it's getting serious
you should be locked up
how much is 3.5g of weed I’ve never done this before
how much as in price?
£30
My dealer has a €50 minimum.
Fucking bullshit. Just want one smoke.
Drugs are for mongs ngl
Try having a bum wank?
I’ll poop in your face, you big disgrace, rubbing my poop all over your face
Yeah because the guy never said the price just the strain stuff so I don’t want to ask him because then he’ll just say like £70
Does anyone want oyakodon
do any of you lads know how to turn things back to the way they were before?
211146742
*takes estrogen*
alri guise drugs are for mongs ngl
Alcohol is a drug. You drink alcohol. Ergo you are a mong.
Kek a millionaire but cant pay a tailor 50€
Alcohols not a drug its a drink
day for it
I will let her move into my house along with her mum. Not in London though, wouldn't live there for love nor money.
Kek
Get serious help.
Oestrogen is a natural hormone in women.
Alcohol isn't a drug you fat onion
So is Benylin
you aren't a woman
Yes I am. You aren't a decent, respectable human being. You're a transphobic fat asparagus head
Will you go out with me? Like boyfriend girlfriend?
you are literally a fat bloke who pretends to be a woman and works at aldi
get le mental health halp
weed doesn't feel the same anymore
you'll never kill yourself, you're too much of a pathetic narcissist. you'll just cry about it and threaten it again and again to get attention and sympathy from your poor family and people around you
but they'll catch on eventually and you won't be able to cry wolf anymore. hopefully then you'll just have some giant narcissist drama spack attack and accidentally die from some scheme for attention
Does the thrill of sniping toddlers wear off after a while too?
We support Israel here mate, fuck off you YANK
Shut the fuck up virgin
Alright mohammed, committed any taqiyya today?
Ah it’s the time of the season
mental that I used to be able to do 20 push ups and now I can barely do 4
you're actually a virgin though
Yeah fuck off YANK!
We need the age of consent to be up around 16 to prevent young girls from getting pumped and dumped.
There is no easy way to distinguish between love and some guy taking advantage.
Anal penetration with other faggots doesnt count as sex
I was sexually assaulted as a child and I have shagger energy so I don't really fit the criteria
Sniff
Doctor tells me to take my Pyrostigmine Bromide, but I tell him to do one aha x
(Gives me a tummy ache :( )
didn't know there's so many pakis on //brit/
Grammatical mistake..
That's how easy it is to get a woman's number.
purely aromantic and asexual, purely inexperienced 30 year old dateless kissless handholdless virgin, me.
if i put a pornhub video on, i feel absolutely nothing whatsoever.
i have decided that i am part of the asexuality identity within the LGBT world.
haven't taken my antipsychotics in three days
Shut the fuck up Misri.
she want a vex knotting, not the swc timmy
?
I prefer the method of threatening them with my pitbull and forcing them to give me their number
There is no easy way to distinguish between love and some guy taking advantage.
Why can men tell when obvious morons are full of shit but women cant?
Based as fuck lad, get the mind shackles torn off
Issued..
are you feeling psychotic?
What could possibly go wrong
Get owened here.
Don't know what that is
I feel Free and Unchained, I hear, see, and feel with Perfect Clarity
had an Episode a few years ago but I will not let it happen this Time
what were they thinking, sending this lad for an interview at a fashion warehouse when he didn't have a degree in textiles, fashion or warehouse operations
bloody ridiculous sanction so it is
thoughts on gamer girls?
ROOOOOOORKE RORKE RORKE
RORKE RORKE RORKE RORKE ROOOOOOOOORKE RORKE
nice afternoon pickup de lads x
@grok sir, is this true?
prefer the real ones
Why can men tell when obvious morons are full of shit but women cant?
There would be intelligent adult men taking advantage of young teen girls if it was legal.
gamer girls rule the world!
Is she actually trans? She mogs the girl to the left.
i was so disappointed when i learnt it's an actual girl
been watching the anime adaptation of Anne of Green Gables
lol looks like the computer reflecting the only light on rorke in his smelly bedroom (in this instance, im rorke)
I WANT TO BE A WOMAN
been alone so long i'm scared of it being any other way
another day completed in my evil incel bedroom
lmao does he seriously marry her?
Love these little cunts
Old thread only has 264 posts in it wtf?
henry cavil is the answer you get from 9 out of 10 women when you ask who the hottest man in the uk is
and that nibba went with a fat homely girl
thought the canon was that he was a creepy gamer ugly chud now?
I FEEL TILL
TILL THE END
Just got around to watching the Jordan Peterson thing where he "debates" 20 atheists.
Holy fucking cringe, the guy is a retard. Absolute textbook example of a rightoid grifter, he should neck himself
this bitch is like 50 years old what a beauty
can i go to bed yet
most girls look good at 10 but the real deal is when you're 50 and still look fuckable
thats a man
i'm gay then
sorry i meant to hit 20 on the key board
Get it here.
Timid introverted Anglo Saxon woman
you looking for a big gay ugly caveman boyfriend mate?
kate winslet is nearly 50 and still looks good
reading jews absolutely seething at the irish on reddit because ireland are calling out the jewish genocide in gaza. some of the shite they come off with has me proper laughing. one lad said that ireland only had men fighting the nazis in wwii "after Germany invaded Ireland in 1941" lmao
yeah because he's not an idiot. she's attractive enough and probably intelligent and loving, ie wife material not a dumb slut
most girls look good at 10
That princible.
*enters the thread*
haha alri
The phone princible.
The Jew fears the Fenian
Their usual white privilege and Nazi arguments doesn’t work on them anyway if they knew anything about Irish history
mental that a mere million pounds would be life changing money for most people
could probably retire on a lump sum of like 250k just by getting into real estate.
I could retire on 200k
So we're all in agreement that this leaf 'paedo' is Spaino's latest transparent attempt at getting users of this general to filter the CA flag after DTFIC mindbroke him, yes?
reckon he posted that cp the other day
dunno mate filtered canada months ago
New Foreigners (work permits) in Poland in 2015
Indians: 1,425
Nepalis: 596
Bangladeshis: 319
New Foreigners (work permits) in Poland in 2023
Indians: 45,998
Nepalis: 35,287
Bangladeshis: 27,896
mental
from the based and redpilled rightoid government btw
he's been doing it for at least a year at this point. very sad individual
his tripcode is banned because he posted cp on Anon Babble
Lots of black men in Poland now
can tell my fat female housemate is in because she's so LOUD coming down the stairs lol
just read that a tranny claimed to ‘not fit the criteria’ of being a virgin due to being sexually molested as a child
baffling
bizarre lie he posted on his trip in the new year
get her shagged lad
The whole based eastern europe thing was always a laugh.
get her shagged
literally happening everywhere mate
aging populations
I'd rather watch my nan get full nelson'd
might go to the friday freak off
why are murders so fucking dumb? if that was me driving that car i would have killed at least 80 people but he swerved right into the empty space
getting sick of this wind now
astral projecting a wank
CREAM
GET ON TOP
with his looks he could have a 8/10 who was still wife material
pedoleaf is indian right
6.5/10 > 8/10
you wouldn't get it
makes good points
patriot
cares deeply about the future of our people
why is he hated again?
Well..
yeah cus i'm not an incel
How does one find a drug dealer it’s not like they stand on the street with a sign
because his points are only good to morons like you. this is coming from someone on his side.
he didn't want to rape a biological woman
just closed the window just now
not saying he’s a genius but he is clearly on the right path
why do you think i’m a moron?
blog on
Classify and passify cheetos
Just got the healing animation.
yer da votes lib dem
mihai fi dead
oh you mean why some hate him? well have a think, it's politics, of course people hate their political opponents. but i hate him because he's a pseud.
melty
how is he a pseud
heating is going on, it's nearly june for christ sake
I'm out of the loop but I think a lot of them are on Instagram now.
all trip codes are reset now anyway after the hack anyone could pretend to be him by putting reddit spaces, capital b's, and :/ emoticons in their posts
Your shoulders.
why do I have forehead wrinkles at 25
what about him makes him a pseud?
Mid.
got most of mine above my left eyebrow
nonceleaf started on outer/int/ then moved to /brip/ for some reason so i don't think so
remember this
GET OUT THE FUCKING SUN
i watched a few vids and he was referencing philosophy books and getting everything completely wrong. i don't really care enough to look into some random youtuber.
I watched the Matrix last scene more tham once.
Ok thanks I’ll have a look
my right eyebrow for me, what's it all about
I spend almost NO time in the sun
Because you keep furrowing your brow rorke
What the hellyonce
do you drink or smoke then?
also he completely misinterpreted some very well known economic theories which in general tells me he doesn't know what he's talking about
could sow a crop of corn in my brow furrows they're so deep
I have retained a youthful appearance other than the nocturnal doom circles around my eyes and the hairline retreating like an Italian soldier
I think I do whilst looking at screens
smoke yea drink no
Just search for Instagram that are all about weed and stuff. I think anything affiliated with Dank Of England will be teaming with sellers.
Emma, love her, want to sniff her farts, but her acting has always been a bit iffy, this Arabella girl is sadly going to blow her out of the water. Here’s her audition:
Rapper Stormzy THRASHES British colonial history
well
stop doing that init
and cutback on sugar
and stay hydrated
it's a very simple formula to evade the wrinks
The man being questioned over the horror at Liverpool Football Club's victory parade is a former Royal Marine commando who was dropping a friend off as a favour when he ploughed into fans, it emerged today.
A close friend told the Mail that the 53-year-old 'panicked' when his car was surrounded by supporters, who opened his car door and 'grabbed his throat.'
'He was trying to get out of the parade and he has panicked,' the friend said.
'I believe he was doing someone a favour and dropping his wife's friend and her daughter off for an appointment.
'He has had the window smashed, people were trying to get into the car, he has had his throat grabbed and he has panicked.'
fuck violent scousers
I'll be drinking tonight
Off work tomorrow you see
Working Sunday you see
So today is technically my Friday you see
roaring out me rectum
Knew it was justified, horrible place, horrible people
might, just might, go grab myself a bit to eat
chips peas gravy
chips peas gravy
chips peas gravy
expect we shall be hearing about his ADHD and autism any day now. PTSD from the incident too now
poor fella's got mennal elf
typical scousers playing the victims
zazed
he has had his throat grabbed
lmfaooo what a fucking dindu
wheres the meat
?
sir throat grabber
starmer banned it
This will be their new Hillsborough won’t stop banging on about it
sir action condemner
Dank Of England
Yeah, ignore that apparently they're scammers now :/
get his throat fucked
Finnish?
79 was not enough
If I was as attractive as him I'd run around naked with my willard out porking women left right and centre
rorke 3 days ago: it were a brown terrorist that done it
rorke now: they deserved it
Get nicked for saying that
how does one deal with arse sweat? walked maybe 5 miles today and my underwear is so damp that it feels like I've pissed myself
?
youre uhh only as attractive as you believe you are or whatever get your willy out
As long as he's happy and healthy, that's all that matters
lose weight
New Pajeeta working at the convenience store is fit.
I've seen quite a few stickers attached to lampposts and signposts with the dealer's logo and a QR code. From what I've heard they're all legit and quite professional.
think I have to quit my job and just grow 20 weed plants
??
do the needful
so it's just a complete coincidence that his gigamelty began immediately after the other incident eh
I live in a small town in wales so don’t see these unfortunately
mad how poofs want to shove their willards where poo comes out
Austrian final answer!
fanny pads
what other incident
I'm excited for the new harry potter series. Don't mess this up you guys.
nothing gay about that
How will u make money
nothing to do with me
He killed me during it :(
poofs be like "yeah that hairy arsehole looks good, let me shove my knob up it"
you'd do well to temper your excitement lad
when was the last time something you were excited for actually delivered and wasn't complete slop?
hope you get raped to death
selling the bad things to tourists
Nordic.
you cant do that
Yo that’s illegal
Only yanks care about Harry Potter
Darklitte.
he can rorke
oh sorry forgot we were living in the woke ages
Wish comes true after coma of 10 years.
new
Nordic..
It's pure satire but none of you get it because you're all autistic.
Only the Belgian gets it and I think one or two other people.
nah the nonce has been doing this for several weeks now although not to the extent of the last few days
i don't know why it's so hard to believe that there are multiple mentally ill paedophiles on Anon Babble
Avengers Infinity War
i will believe whatever i want
Spaino Derangement Syndrome