Americans and Canadians live in places like this and claim they suffer

Euros always find the stupidest thing to complain about especially g*rmans. It's a house, it's yours, you live in it, decorate it how you want it.

Can I build a fence? Plant some trees? Oh, wait, the HOA said these are haram. Land of the free, dog bless.

Everyone outside of the US thinks you cunts are weird for having yards like this. Build a fence and grow a tree, Manuel.

yes it is unless you're talking about niggas 50+

Even Detroit's darkest, niggest ghettos look nicer than 99% of Brazilian neighborhoods

living on your own land with your own walls and space is zero privacy

living where everyone can hear each other fight and fuck through the walls is privacy

Do EuroPeons live in an alternate universe where the laws of physics are reversed?

My shitty apartment walls are literally better at isolating sound than cardboard American houses. I have lived in both. Cope and invent bricks for once.

It's true. We complain about insignificant shit. My current most stressful thing is the alternator died on my second car and I'm annoyed they're trying to charge me $100 to have it towed 2 miles.

Australia is just America if they drove on the left, always funny seeing Australians get annoyed by America

"I had a rough childhood, man. My dad used to take my 3DS after 9 PM. I basically grew up in the streets, hanging around with the homeless and crackhead veterans. But after I graduated high school I turned my life around at 18."

fuck off cunt

Poor people don't live like that here. They're struggling rentoids. I have seen some technically low income Mexicans and Indians live like that but they can only afford a big house because like 9 of them live in it and they split the bills.

the fact that we aren't all doing this is absurd

Nice English, keep it up!

It only works if it's a genuinely big house. I rented a room McMansion with 3 freinds after highschool and it was pretty cool because we basically each got a section of a large home. Tried a 3 room town house with 5 friends though and it was hellish.

Not sure why Australians hate America, lol “nice English” maybe you should learn how to pronounce R

POV you are a first time homebuyer in the United States, Canada, Australia, or New Zealand

god fucking damn it i hate the new world so fucking much

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cells of chuds need to be acquiring property

I dunno, I prefer owning something made of actual materials.

I suffer because near my neighborhood there are mansions and really nice houses near lakes and such and I'm stuck on this generic middle class house.

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Only upper middle class can afford those homes

My house has bricks, it even has le exposed brick in part of it. Your country has Ruhezeit laws that prevent you from doing normal private things so you don’t wake up other feraljaks.

Can I build a fence? Plant some trees?

yeah

americans that think a large house in a green suburb with less average comuting time than in europe is dystopian should unironically be sent to bengladesh

shut up dont tell people how good we have it or they'll want to move here fuck

too late i already want to move

I mean you can always install a torture chamber/sex dungeon in a house of that size

To be fair there's less privacy in Europe

Unironically, I'd rather live in an apartment in a commieblock rather than in an American suburb like that.

implying we can afford houses

What if I want to have sex in my porch?

You'd be arrested, unless you're a fag, then the cops won't touch you for fear of being labelled homophobic.