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/cum/ Canada USA Mexico
quieres?
rate these expressions for asking where is the bathroom in someone's house in the USA
-where is your restroom
-where is the toilet room
-where's your shitting room
-where's the commode at
-tell me where your bathroom is
-i have to shit
-where's the bathroom
-where do I shit
Imagine the smell
I say "where is your bathroom"
If somebody ever offered me a Miller lite I would slap them in the face. What a disrespectful notion.
no
wheres yer crapper
wheres the shitter
I say none of that and just poo or pee on the floor
I am imminently due for a bowel movement, please direct me to the nearest biological waste facility
No, man, I already took the SAT. I don’t need to go through that again.
no one takes a bath in their bathroom
American bath tubs are far too small
How can I join the Mafia as a nerdy awkward white boy?
Where can I apply to the mafia ?
In Canada, or at least in my experience in my area/circles, washroom is almost exclusively used for public washrooms; if you’re in someone’s house, and you’re trying to be ‘polite,’ you’d probably say bathroom. Alternatives include shitter or privy.
I'll bite
"Excuse me, may I ask where the restroom is?"
no one takes a bath in their bathroom, American bath tubs are far too small
the mafia doesn't exist anymore
You’re right, fuck me. Restrooms are generally for restaurants, washrooms for public toilets, and bathrooms for someone’s house. Thanks for clarifying—I fucked up.
i look like that
At least the Hurricanes ended their ECF defeat streak
I always used to get "bed" and "bedroom" mixed up.
it's true tho, unless you're a tiny woman
t. 457 lb human blimp
new glarus's spotted cow
Brazilians be like
Ayyyy yooo where the monkey soup at?! *Shoots a random pedestrian*
Ok the cartel then
"Shithouse" here colloquially means outhouse (it's from like the 17th century too, so proper folk), but people extended it to all toilets, so could say you need to "go on the shithouse". Quality expression.
The FAG cartel
very accurate, actually
What's wrong with coors light?
Men shouldn’t bathe anyway. Your balls are external for a reason. Bathing in warm water fucks them up. Taking a hot bath actually makes you infertile for a while, and screws up your testosterone production. If it has to be hot, it should be a shower, and preferably cool to cold. I suppose you could take an ice bath, but that doesn’t sound very pleasant.
Source: your ass
goonsisters
it's time
prime denise richards
Do you guys bathe EVERY DAY????????
Shithouse is also used in English, but it still only refers to outhouses, which have become rare. It persists in modern language due to the idiom “[that guy is] built like a brick shithouse,” which means he’s big and strong.
Cool, must have been an important word to preserve, if it's from the same source.
I don’t use AI slop for my own learning, but it’s quite useful to shut up these SOURCE?!tards with zero effort
Trump pardoned Chrisley because Chrisley is like his brother from another mother.
Chrisley will probably run for governor of Georgia and win.
I wish I was a virgin again, I regret all the people that I've had sex with
Balls are self-cleaning
Warm water and soap washes away the natural balls oil and lubricant
just demolished a turkey n cheese sammich like a hungry shithouse
Approach a spic and say the following
Ay ese yo me gusta los drogas y la Virgen María ay caramba!
Savannah played Trump, dressing like a total bimbo and wearing MAGA hats, but she's actually a 1000% liberal if you ever watched the show or followed her before recent times.
My buddy wants to go to the rec centre sometime soon so we can use the sauna, steam room and the hot tub. I'm thinking it's a great idea.
I like ball musk :P
My balls are my temple
por que???????
They are my temple of doom
Is it a based sauna (fully nude)
They must go back sorry
my buddy wants to start gooning together but i'm not sure i'm ready to take that next step with him
For me? They’re my temple of coom
but not the pajeets huh
There's no going back, you're ruined for life
Slut
Bros
I like talking to girlberg a lot
i just want to love and have sex with one girl in my life and i'm not even into christianity
Listening to some absolute kino right now.
Here you go
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Keep this to yourself please
I wasn’t aware of this “overbuilt” implication of the expression, since I grew up in a post-outhouse era. I think I used one once at some cabin when I was a kid.
Where are her clothes?
Probably on the floor.
You sound cringe
Y
I wanted to share the smile my heart is feeling with some of the bros who were there for my at my down worst :(
Have The /cum/mers turned on me?
I look like this
And I went down to my old neighborhood
The faces have all changed, there's no one there left to talk to
And the pool hall I loved as a kid
Is now a 7-Eleven
And I went downtown to look for a job
I had no training, no experience to speak of
And I looked at the holes in my jeans
And I turned and headed back
Life goes by so fast
You only want to do what you think is right
Close your eyes and then it's past
Story of my liiiiiife
Story of my liiiife, la la la la
Story of my liiiiife
he thinks you're rubbing it in
Csnt call her dumb bitch in evrry single message gotta make her feel spoilrd once in a while
The back and forth is what drives them nuts
Do any somewhat serious female musicians do shows nude? Business idea…
The only performer I can think of doing that is GG Allin LOL
Would have guessed it referred to an outhouse sturdy enough to withstand vigorous shitting, so I would probably have gotten the same intuition. I've been to quite a lot of outhouses, though brick seems a bit overkill.
Saaaar....
Int anon I miss you! This song is dedicated to you
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this one goes out to all the /cum/mies out there, wherever you are, whoever you are
Zyns gave me a mouth ulcer this shit is ass
Int suckas ain't ready for this. Honkies btfo
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drinking milk
me when my parents ask me about why I don't have a girlfriend
Feel like someone in here's got loose lips
so son...whats this I hear about you having no bitches?
Why do Italians look the way they do? No offense
It's all the cock sorry
It's all the Ottoman admixture.
ploooooopooopopoppopopop
this is the summer of the asian gf
That would make this scene a whole lot different
Yuck
I've always dreamed of owning a motorcycle and riding with my gf sitting behind me
Ireland belongs to the Irish.
Schweppes absolutely MOGS canada dry
It’s that time of the day again. Kino time.
Drink water nigga
Hell yeah
Based kinographer
I've always dreamed of having a gf
90% of what I drink is water but if I'm having a sandwich or some soup, it's gotta me Schwepes.
Seems like Alphabet is having on and off issues. Both Google search and YouTube keep going down for me, but other sites are working
Ok guys Anon Babble
Buy a 1 liter bottle of barefoot Moscato
Drink the whole bottle
Cry about why anyone won't date me
Me? Yeah, I'm eating home made jalapeno and cheese sourdough bread along with some homemade pizza
Whitey need not apply
Why do you guys allow this kek
Are you a girl?
LOL
Opposing it is an illegal thought crime and they’ll throw you in prison if you voice your opinion
i might be gay
Man(male)
u wan som dik?
anti white apartheid
wew
cute pp? yeah
Canada NEEDS to be liberated.
Rob Zombie be like
Hnfhkdf hxkcx dkcs HOLOCAUST blrinncdy gjmcykn THUNDER KISS 1965
Are his movies good?
You know what I've actually never seen them but I totally should
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there are still actual canadians in this thread thankfully!!!
So true
WHEN WE PRETEND THAT WE'RE DEADDDDD
You must be so strong by now
The beach in GTA SA <3
Women need to start dressing like this again
Y'all youngins don't know bout this shit right chher
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I saw an anachronous scene girl with raccoon hair on the street earlier today. Similar to pic related but dark red instead of blue
Drinking milk.
Haha she raccoon
I was thinking about starting a punk bank where I play the bass wearing a pup mask and we just never acknowledge it
Might need to join the Mormon church if I wanna find a wife.
Nah bro that's some furry shit
Wear a monster mask or something
I’m liking this a lot so far. I liked Ugetsu more than Throne of Blood. So far this is more interesting than Throne of Blood, I know it’s Macbeth so it’s a pleb opinion but it’s the truth for me. This feels like a Western.
a dog whistle for WHITE SUPREMACY
alright. i gooned like you wanted me to. now what
They won't give you blowjobs
what if they do though
Bros, is it possible to learn 2 years program in 4 days ?
Cut your penis off
Not him but blowjobs are kind of overrated anyway. They’re alright for a bit of variety, but nothing is even close to as good as pussy.
this feels like a western
A Fistfull Of Dollars is basically a Yojimbo remake.
It's funny though kek
yes that is yojimbo it feels like a westerner because a fistful of dollars copied the entire script
I haven’t seen a fistful of dollars
Yo yo niggas
It's shit, For A Few Dollars More and The Good The Bad and The Ugly are way better
Canadian blacks be like
I better not catch you selling maple syrup or poutine on my block
you should watch onibaba it is pretty disturbing
goon again
The ending of that movie is nightmare inducing
DUUUUUUDE WEED MAN LMAO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
BROOOO THIS CALLS FOR A SMOKE BREAK MAN HELL YEEAH
just watching the game, smoking a bud. And you?
just chillin', killin'
Gay furry goon porn is based
My Mormon friend didn't know what a boner was until he was 14
My bad badass sorry I'm stepping on your territory
Ripping some really gnarly farts right now.
i had a japan phase where i just wanted to fuck japanese girls but now i like white girls again i don't know why, anyway thank you
what if i am evil?
I’m kind of a pleb when it comes to movies. I haven’t seen many classics. Lawrence of Arabia and In Bruges are my two favourite movies.
Is it degenerate? I don’t want to watch degen stuff but I am open to horror if it’s kino and not just violence for its own sake.
I just like pretty women of all races (except black)
Then it is the duty of the good to stop you
degenerate
No not at all its just a Japanese ghost story
stop you
what does that entail?
Is this an int approved movie scene?
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i am ontologically good
Why is every women in this show completely insufferable
Skyler's face looks like a foot
*Hugs*
the show in question? real life
Canadian niggas are selling fent and randomly violently killing people just like everywhere else they go in the world
This but the sopranos
I live in a mostly haitian neighborhood. That's not true at all
Because women are naturally insufferable
Ok I will watch it tomorrow
pain
lol
Women are dainty and whimsical
It's a slow burn, be warned.
Very cool movie though, and intelligent.
Crime stats would say otherwise. HIV stats would say otherwise. And so on. They’re the same here as everywhere else.
You guys give California so much shit but there are barely any blahpipo here
uhhhhh u wot m8
There’s another group that makes up the difference
Slow burn is a reddit coded phrase
Anon Babble is a reddit coded website
youtube.com
we all listening to this on the /cum/ discord smoking atm
What is the curent state of frenchophobie in usa ? Im planning à trip but idk if i will face frenchophobie from américains
goodnight
why would there be francophobes? France are our frens
French phobia
This doesn't exist
The french hate americans much more than americans hate the french according to opinion polls
You are lucky that the americans are uniquelly tolerant abd generous
That type of thing is mostly a european phenomenon, americans dont even think about people from other countries
you will get more hate for not tipping than for being french
who else drinking this 1942 and playing CSGO
wtf is a 1942
No that the younger generation doesnt drink like boomers did can we remove that alcohol sale curfew? let me buy alcohol whenever the HELL I want already.
It's like society just collectively says FUCK YOU to night shift people
wtf is a 1942
broke ass nigga, sorry shall we drink some crown royal? LOL
He’s drinking a wine bottled in 1942, you philistine
This general has collectively forgotten how to write with proper grammar.
gonna cry about it, unc?
Your bussy is crying
The tears are brown since it's poop juice
This general has collectively forgotten how to write with proper grammar.
I normally drink titos or cuervo
This soyjak kind of reminds me of Junior Soprano's court sketch
Skittles will no longer have that destinct titanium dioxide taste that we all know and love thanks to RFK
Junejak
what kind of likeness is that?
go ahead and do yourself a favor and get a bottle of this stuff from your local sams club
The next holocaust is not going to be against any race of ethnicity, it will be against all of humanity as we are replaced from every occupation and trade, the whole time those unaffected will say nothing until it is there time.
It is already happening and its only going to accelerate. You better hope you live in a country that actually cares about the people when it finally comes to you
there
there? where?
Bots
Why do you pretend you can't type in english? Cringe as fuck
I'm not a bot.
I can post my penis to prove it
There's going to be a great decline. COVID was a litmus test that basically asked: "is this enough to destabilize society?" The answer was, "yes, but not enough."
it will be against all of humanity
Women and minorities hardest hit
government won't lift a finger to push back on this until the feathers march on Ottawa claiming the government is illegitimate. Even then I doubt they would deploy the jackboots. Instead they'd twiddle thumbs and placate the feathers like they were small children. Proceed to give them additional power and money just so they shush up and go back to reserve to chug the elder's moonshine. By the way, the tribes closing the parks? They have ZERO land claim on this. They say it's all word of mouth. They're only getting away with it because BC's government are critical race theory cucks who want nothing more than to bow and kiss brown feet.
227 million people live in Nigeria
WTF
They received increasing funding from USAID based on their population. There is a good chance those numbers are inflated
niggas up at 1am discussing the next holocaust
I love Canadian leftists so much. Shit like this makes it so easy to confidently parents to emigrate with me to the old country ( I won’t have to pay rent )
Colonel Sanders
i'm neurodivergent
Shit like this makes it so easy to confidently parents to emigrate with me to the old country ( I won’t have to pay rent )
Wtf does this sentence even mean.
KFC is nasty stuff
niggas be like
"this fried chicken too spicy"
I love fried chicken
KFC is an insult to fried chicken
He's probably a french speaker
I have been battling against my sisters for my parents for the past two years. My sisters wish to stay in Canada. I wish to return to Poland. In the last months I have finally claimed victory with my parents telling my sisters they are moving to Poland to retire. It was shit like this among others that I bombarded my parents with for years to turn their hearts against Canada/living here.
Masons messing with your mind, that's unironically Trotsky
No I took a sleeping pill and am drinking a beer while watching Yojimbo so I’m a bit distracted and woozy
just had TWO oreos and TWO glasses of milk
not him but swap "confidently" with "convince my"
probably autocorrect
Just took a gigantic diarrhea shit that sounded like spilling a bucket of offal into a pool.
slava ukraini
No Tariffs, no Epstein files, no 9/11 truth, no $2 trillion DOGE saving. Illegal deportation is lower than Biden era. Didn't end Russia-Ukraine war on day 1. MIGA chuds just can't catch a break.
I hope you succeed in your dream of becoming president of Poland and waging war on Canada.
No israeli ever called me uninvited guest
you're jewish
Thank you
I don’t give a fuck about Jews or Muslims but I care more about the rats in my house than rats halfway across the world fighting other rats.
what is up with america and cuckolding culture? it's not like it's a recent thing you even have old movies of guys bringing their girlfriend over to a friend's house and having him film them having sex why is it? thank you
The Jews created Hollywood
still thinking about that anon who was tirelessly defending cheetoh man as anti-zionist
Based, fuck libtards and fuck palestinians
You can take the pollack out of poland but you can't take the poland out of the pollack
Based canadian bus driver focused on his job
paranoid as the inquisitor, as anxious as the man in his jail.
Is placer here rn?
Jack Daniels coke cherry.
That's instant firing if whoever filmed that reported it. Distracted driving penalty here is rough. $800 fine, 2 demerits and they can pull your license for the day so you're paying tow and impound fee on top.
Be honest the Canadian police won't fine him because he's Indian
Are you talking about the penalties for regular drivers, or commercial? I’m not an expert, but I’ve heard that truckers get hit with way more draconian punishments than a regular guy in a car, and the same would make sense for bus drivers, if not even more severe penalties than truckers
They do. Everyone here is sick of the jeets including the cops (many of whom are also jeets).
thoughts on muscular women?
I prefer muscular men! Like a purist!
unfortunately Maria got a bit old
That is regular civilian rate. I just double checked, I was wrong on the amount. It's $300 fine and 3 demerit points. They can tack on an extra bonus to that if they wish, upgrading the charge from "distracted" driving to "careless" driving.
Hot but I don't like bodybuilders. Athletes have way better proportions and muscle size/definition.
Another day of waking up at ungodly hours with nightmares
Unfortunately, it's how you get strong sons
Yojimbo was great. My favourite one so far
Yomama
cum is just a shadow of it's former self at this point
Si
I am hated by 50% of the population because I don’t look like Jordan Barrett and my face is elongated and flat
The two best copies for being bitchless with normies is fag-cope or religio-cope,
though these days the former is more respectable than the latter
Better for the family to believe anything other than you being terminally bitchless because of failure
Almost got into a car crash yesterday
I tried to do a u turn while cars were incoming
The turn wasn't wide enough so I had to stop to reverse to avoid hitting the curb
Which caused the car behind to slam on its breaks to avoid hitting me
Then the car followed me and a woman got out and bitched at me for like a minute how I nearly caused a crash
What a stupid bitch lol
Were you at an intersection when you did the u-turn?
I nearly crashed into a poorly parked car last week
bitched at me for a minute
She can't bitch at you without your consent
America is an anti white dictatorship
why do we hate indians again
Personal experience
i suffer with uk migrants
Based New Brunswick
those filipinos up north are gonna get cold
Where are the French immigrants in Quebec and British in New Foundland? I am hoping they remain White.
A portion of those Filipinos are Native American in descent I think around 2% ot them are, so they are merely back-migrating to the AmeriKKKas!
Throw the Tea into the Sea!
Death to the British Empire!
not using that
buying a car in 2025:
12.74% interest for 84 months
$102,671.13 financed
$1,863 payment
Have you ever farted so loudly the bed shook?
Shid edition :DDDD
All anti Russian propaganda is the work of global jewery who carries a several hundred year old grudge against the Russian race for alleged crimes committed against them when they lived in tsarist russia. Keep this in mind when looking at news outlets coverage of russia....
Israelis view you as a farm animal to extract resources from and nothing more