/brit/

Go ask ai or something nigga

buy whatever businesses buy in bulk
someone at big corporation did research and spent like 5 million on best value laptops
i think dell latitudes are usually first choice

Why is mousenonce using an Egyptian VPN now then?

so what do people do between 18 and 21

worried about a possible zombie apocalypse

yes you can kane

Used thinkpad, then install linux

Only a jobless mong could have this much faith in corporate procurement processes

securing his virginity that way

lmao Robert jenrick is at a tube station filming himself trying to stop all the black kids from jumping the barriers

LOL

When Anon Babble went down I went to TikTok. I quickly realized I'm attracted to teen girls. I tried to repress but I realized it was pointless. Now I'm open about it.

drink

i got my thinkpad and latitude through work and they are 10 times better than the gamer shit like asus and msi

Watch tiktok

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Corr.

unc crashing out :skull:

smonk weed

lads don't post for the next 20 mins, shall be spaffing to that post (you know the one)

What?

Who wants to see scat porn? Only weirdos

If you think your mental health is so resilient then go and watch some scat porn videos. You obviously think you won't be affected by it at all.

Sooooo fucking peng.

you're replying to someone with a scat fetish

when ny toilberg got rid of thinkpads in favour of dells they gave the old thinkpads to charity instead of letting us buy old stock
bastards

i posted on brit 16 hours a day from my evil incel smelly childhood bedroom
still doing the same now at 26

Sorry Canada but looks like I may be filtering you soon

She lives too much. Geez.

morning dtfic

Rorke's great granda

you american? if not, don't remember asking

is there any point in reporting the paedo or does it not accomplish anything

shame we got Muslims instead of something cool like Buddhists

Omds

just ate 2 custard creams

bet they gave them to boat people

Mmm, mmm. Looks good.

shame we got non whites instead of the plague

dtfic is a janny, he rarely gets banned and when he does (to keep up appearances) he’s back instantly within minutes

I love burning weed.

its not dtfic lol this canadian paedo has been posting for ages

Maaaate....

accidentally said defecated instead of depricated during an all-hands teams call

dtfic

What does it mean? Been using /brit/ for like 2 years and I still don't know. Same for ktim.

You can bounce back from latter

It's translated to be ruined.

He’s just a mobileposter, he gets banned a lot and just refreshes his IP. Same as mousenonce, heathermong, ziedbelg, etc. Still don’t understand why people haven’t grasped this in 2025.

Tiktok dances are a miracle of the universe! Those slutty little thights, mmm mmm

Not convinced buddhists are all that nice really
Always see videos of Chinks and Thais standing around in the street gornlessly watching people get run over or get hacked to death with machetes

they should range ban

Good.

Teen girls are ideal for marriage.

This is why feminists want to raise a.oc to 21 and beyond. They realize that prime teen girls OUTCOMPETE roastoids beyond measure. Teen girls are more beautiful, kinder and adopt your personality. They are the perfect wives. This is why the age gap psyop has been propagated in the zoomer social media spheres.

Teen girls literally want to cater themselves to every aspect of your personality it's insane. While a 25 year old roastoid demands you be a millionaire a cute 13 year old girl tries her BEST so that all her mannerisms are pleasing to you. It's fucking absurd and insane the chasm interacting between these age groups.

Teen girls are much more sympathetic toward flaws than roastoids. In fact they will turn flaws into points of reverence. This is what makes teen girls so great and ideal for marriage-building, and why the age-gap meme is being pushed hard on zoomers. If teen girls don't like something, roastoids hate it 10x more.

Uppity.

can't he get more material though

Good stuff

Enough is enough.

I preferred when the leaf just posted his boring dollhouse shit than these nonceposts

Teen girls have all been brainwashed by Tiktok

my j crew shorts just sagged

i'm wearing j crew shorts btw

are you incapable of finding more than one girl you boring bastard?

How old you reckon she is anyway? Looks peng but I hope she's not over 20 or even 18. Seen her a lot on Anon Babble

Why don't you ban him?

Mousey ^.^ xx

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Sorry mate, I'm on borrowed time. I've got to post as much as I can while I can.

What?

POV: you enter a Midwest town of 600 people

Literally just filter Belgium, Egypt, Canada, and Germany, then you don't have to see any of those dogshit posts ever again

another free ton coming my way off nationwide. love it

Mousey. you're him

Mental how you can't tell the difference based purely on their physiques.

Fine.

A lot of small chested women are unfairly maligned now due to the anti-pedo hysteria. I feel bad for them! Small chested women are hecking valid!

macromicrocephalygang

shouldn't have had pasta earlier
so sleepy now and it's not even 12

so called master race LOL

what kind?

ramen

IDmong paying for a Canadian VPN

Mmm so fucking peng. So fucking peng.

cronem waking up and chiefing clickum outside

painfully obvious isn't it
he did this shit on the sharty too

wow

thanks for bringing the paedophiles back from sharty /brit/ breh

wish i had a gimmick

go stare outside your window now until one comes to you

wish i had a gimmick

Sharty instantly banned me. They are very puritan about "pedophilia". Funny thing I tripped up their system and did manage to post an image there without janny approval.

You can have one of mine
I haven't posted my fat hairy belly in a while

My gimmick? High quality, thoughtful posts that everyone ignores.

youtube.com/watch?v=RsahnxvTcsQ

Where is it? Brother.

Pic related, I somehow bypassed their janny image approval lmfao. Based. Fucking retards.

We don't care, freak.

Whats you lads plan for thielbot takeover and AI apocalypse then

yer mam

Flip.

my neighbours are so rich they pay someone to come round and clean their cars

Phone thefts have nearly doubled in a year - 29% of UK adults have had one swiped.

This is a place of healing. Let's hear some stories

just shag the AIs

no point caring about things out of our control

I will just carry on as normal until the circumstances dictate otherwise

Not eastern.

schoolgirl legs ain’t no gimmick

and den i told katy, it wont hurt

Try to survive I guess

Weaksaucevl

Normal.

Let the Playoffs Begin!

Why are Shartoids so anti pedo puritan anyway? They legit get upset at 19yo male - 17 yo female relationships. They are so fucking mentally ill. It's normal and natural.

You ever seen boomers have someone come round to clean their wheelie bins?

I've seen it. Guy in a van comes round and powerwashes their fucking bins.

neoliberal bull logging in

Imbecile.

youtube.com/watch?v=ItBbngybK3U

not gonna defend you pedo but i will say this
normies when you find a girl who is one planck unit away from being 18 attractive:

noooo pedo! she's a child!!!

normies the moment the girl turns 18:
*subs to her only fans*

i had a 16 year old gf when i was at uni and it was totally legal

Nordic.

got a willy stuck in my bum

ummy

A /brit/poster posted not long ago how he was shunned for dating a 17 year old when he was 20 something. Norms are shifting. Unless pedochads like me start pushing back against it', the overton window will keep shifting.

'beefer for my birthday in a few weeks

25 euro for a voddy coke

Think I'll just stick to drugs lads

Whats the moost british thing you can think of?

Beans and toast for me.

you're not a 'chad' you're a freakshow

Need to leave america

Beef eater gin?

Sir Anthony Charles Lynton Blair

anyone want a bottle of coke?

rorke you're drinking beef eater gin on your birthday and tearing up the family i'm not kidding

Nah..

shes typing POOOOOOO

fizzy raspberry grapefruit blood orange lavender lemonade

No thanks #maga

mate you're the most deranged out of all posters on Anon Babble

got addicted to vtubers

Nordic. /

There are so many decent places to go in Europe that have cheap alcohol. Going to obvious tourist traps is just silly

Belgiumong ordering children's clothes from vinted and then immediately binning them in a rage when they've clearly been washed

Sir Michael Ebenezer Kwadjo Omari Owuo Jr.

Seriously not a fan of catbergs dont like em simple as

tunnel worm

OBE MBE GC The Right Honourable Lord Saint Marcus Rashford

Me but with dogs.

I actually hate the owners more but that spills over to the animal

Europe is a pedophile continent

they've all come here from the 'jak is what it is

one of you stepped in dog shit and trekked it in hahaha

bag bell herb
or
by berg hall

Sir Timothy Donald Cook

'sheed

Nordic.

:)

Might move to Bulgaria

mental how fit they are

Sir Eric Leroy Adams
Sir James Spencer Cleverly

Southern.

haha the little freaks man!

that is who is responsible for all poo posting on /brit/

Waste of time.

bring back stamp pens

When do you draw the line??

How old you reckon she is? Yt rec'd her to me. Her bazongas are YUGE but her face looks ~14 yo. Do I bail or keep watching?

meanwhile the cronem be stampin dey pens in 3 pm tings

Looks quite peng though.

nonce
might need her name to make an assessment on her age

Like whom?

Doesn't he know?

mong mong mong

- me monging out

phwoar corr PHWOAR CORR PHWOAR!!! CORRR!!! SPAFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!

Kinda have a feeling I can.

Instagram showing Indians AGAIN

They've ruined the fucking internet, I want to see big fat goth tits and skateboarding videos, not some fucking JEET on a moped.

Firewall when?

Sign language is a handy skill to learn

timmy when he see sum cross eyed pangpang

mental thing about indians is that even though they are the bottom of society the girls STILL won't fuck you even if you're white and rich

Chicken.

you are a virulent sinophobe (based)

Really not a fan of how they've taken over porn sites, deary me some real shit on there these days

She calls herself the Carrot Queen.

Mm, mmm

what do you nibbas actually eat for breakfast?

What?

shut it spaedo

Racism has been ended

got hoes in different area codes

if you wanna see some real shit google "lindsexx" some real young bitch twerking before it was popular

19 degrees but i'm still cold in my shorts

Why???

room smells of sweaty teenage boys

embarassing

she has some fucking hot videos i spaffed to like 600 times back in 2008

Tight. Certainly, that looks tight.

What?

*patiently waits for Led By Donkeys to focus on our actual leaders*

I like it, Musk thinks that everybody should bow down to him, what a silly cunt

Turned out this bloke was just an actor

rorke fuming

Corrr

How old are they in that video?

?

just turned 18 of course

yeah yeah but dem cocoa butter jars be craccin open in 3 hours

Any of you shaggers navigated giving a girl a fake name? How did you get out of it?

Sun.

Truly embarrassing
They're so afraid of attacking the Labour party that they'll hop on yank politics first

i get the feeling all those mexicans in LA lie all the time to get that white pussy

she never believed your name was chad thundercock in the first place mate

No but I suppose you could say that's your middle name and you've always used that more often than your first name because you don't like your first name

What?

Take that, Swasticar!

What?

wish my boyfriend would just tell me the truth about how he thinks i'm ugly and short instead of just lying through his teeth all the time

you talkbig sense pal

Lol! Of course mate! There's technically not anything wrong even if they're not. As long as it's SFW, it's 100% above board, no matter how they may all screech.

What?

Does my head in when lefty FREAKS act like the blokes in WW2 were liberal like them because they killed literal nazis, as of any of them actually gave a shit about their political beliefs.

Try coming home with a black boyfriend in the 40s, your family would fucking bury you both alive in the garden out of shame and never utter your name again.

Might as well be worried about asteroids hitting the earth or the replacement of the white race

i would pay £1000 for the video of lindsexx grinding on a guy's cock. had it saved for about 15 years and then lost it.

battyman

Watch out.

I've been wondering why doesn't Tinder let us date 16 year olds? It's not illegal. Why the arbitrary 18 year old limit?

Try coming home with a black boyfriend in the 40s, your family would fucking bury you both alive in the garden out of shame and never utter your name again.

timmy's power trip fantasy LOL

housemate has been passive aggressive over me stealing a bit of cheese during the night so I'm being weird about it and currently hate him

From music to gay.

aoc laws are retarded
should be based on age difference
the problem is 50 year olds fucking 18 year olds not 17 year olds fucking 15 year olds

He'd fucking batter you and that's why you're complaining to us like the coward you are.

Apparently every allied soldier in WW2 had to sign a contract stating that they were fighting for their great grandchildren to live in a pozzed woke hypergay wog-filled clownworld

on motherless having a wank

You are not being yourself.

bodied that runt

don't really like cheese

I HATE the Belgium poster

I want him to actually fucking die, such an unfunny little runt. At least the Aussie posters get me to chuckle sometimes with their shitposts.

Belgium NONCE needs a paving slab dropped on his skull while he sleeps.

There's nothing wrong with 50 year old man and a 18 year old woman.

Although a 50 year old man should already be established, married, and have a family. So why would he pursue a woman that age?

it's a made up scenario. But even if he did, there's nothing technically wrong with it.

he's a 5'5 bi lad with long hair
don't know why he has to be a little prick over it when I'm always sound with him when it's the other way

cheers for bringimg them over from the sharty when Anon Babble got hacked then pal

I am the most racist man alive.

seriously going to never come here again soon. the thread has gone to the dogs, for good this time. and by dogs i do mean nonces and schizos.

i'm talking legally, the laws have this arbitrary cutoff age. when it comes to young people the guy's age should be taken into account. a 15 year old and 16 year old is way different to a 15 year old and a 40 year old.

Can't say that these days

Yeah cuz no one wants stinky bins

Split my hand in halves..

stop stealing cheese. it's that simple.

just give that luh cross on your top right corner a cheeky click

So?

40 years should be allowed to date 15 year olds. It's allowed in Germany and Austria.

Fair fair.

you're a riot

Last 4 videos were about the US and then Palestine
Before then basically all of it is about Farage and the Tories

interesting, so you do this spam to try and stop people posting on /brit/
glowie confirmed

It's never the other way is it

Schmuck glasses.

any wank at bed bath and beyond man in

just because it's legal doesn't mean it happens bro

I buy the binbags, dishwasher pods and toilet roll for him and his fucking gf that practically lives here but god forbid I steal a bit of cheese to stave of starvation
sliding a little note under my door telling me off, actual fucking neek

humped one of the seatees at dfs to supernova once

I steal a bit of cheese to stave of starvation

What do you expect from mongs that look like this

It's not done yet.

used to love a toys r us wank

mum's got the incense sticks out. air purifier going mental.

what toy was most titilating

it's almost exclusively the other way
I'm not being biased I'm always generous with people

On the contrary, just because it's "illegal" (in some locales) doesn't mean it doesn't happen, LOL! Human nature can't be changed by legislation.

The Germans and Austrians realized the based natural biological reality that women are ready at 14. And therefore that's their age of consent.

sliding a little note under my door telling me off

howling
you should demolish that little runt and then fuck his gf rotten

SEXO

Heatherchad still blessing the thread with PURE SATIRE on a Canadian VPN is it?

Alright I can take a hint I won't post anymore since it bothers you so much that you've started to post illegal content just to get the entire country filtered

You can go back to chatting with your mates now x

None of those things justify stealing

meh?

corr... let me shag her

anyone remember /brit/ at around christmas time?
we had a great laugh, one of my most cherished memories
you were lucky if you were there

can none of them handle an actual pint?

You being generous doesn't entitle you to steal other people's stuff
If being generous is a burden for you, simply stop being generous

Really?

ziedy was posting on christmas day lol was so sad

How much are you willing to bet it was the entire block of cheese and this lad's lying to us.

Fit!

1, 2, 3, 4

no homo

so he's a thief and a liar let's stone him

No no that would be too faragey

Want to bet? Call my number.

nibba stealing cheese and he comes to us for approval

it was THIS much

illegal content

Where, cunt?

x)

Just link it. Link one fucing illlegal post I've made. I havent' I'm 100% above board.

he's a cheese thief and a liar and a gossip let's get the lad good and proper and banish him from /brit/

That's quite a lot

Are you Syrian?

below the line not above
SHUT UPPPPPPPP

wasn't just a little amount of cheese then was it?

did you try the bin first? you said you were starving. aww i'm only joking, you can have some of my cheese if you want... off my dick, thief!

apparently people get ravenous after drinking but i've never even been hungry no matter how much i drink

absolute state of both of you

everyone make sure the cheese thief doesn't escape the thread please

He means above the line

I almost chocked today.

I've been partial to a drink and I never get hungry after a hangover either.

You've established multiple times that you are a little runt

i get ravenous hungover, literally cannot stop eating the day after and have to make sure i get plenty of food in or else its torture

Is that right mate? Well, that's my friend here so I'm gonna go talk to him, nice talking to you.

Thanks.

Fuck off!

tbfh

Musk has influence over the UK though. People here buy Teslas, and X is used by Brits, including MPs and the Prime Minister

They look pretty normal