aleister crowley at baltoro glacier edition
/brit/
Sir poo pooer
This nigga summoned choronzon in the desert. Brave man
seventy seven
Sir Mason Greenwood
it was fine
They kill people who have this kind of power now.
I am gay
Oh..
someone's hacked my WWE network account which I didn't know i had
just copped these
Can't stop farting
About the same feeling..
Put it in the game..
Me too
Alri Emma
It means you have cancer..
Jesus Christ is Our Lord and Saviour and I am furious that I have to even post in a thread dedicated to this. It's not British culture at all. Can we get a new thread going
Physical capability should be included in job applications
I did 67 pullups in 6 minutes to finish off my back/deadlift day yesterday and my application is graded the same as some 20 stone mess who can't stop putting pies in their face
What??
Ship crash
poosnoggins
That’s like 10 pushups a minute that’s dreadful mate
they may attempt to anyway
at work streaming the footy but my headphones won't work
what do lads
make sure to wash your hands before eating them. they're filthy!
What does footie mean in Australia like actual football or what
So was this guy legit or was he just making stuff up
It’s not fine, when you summon choronzon you need to have a ceremonial dagger on hand to either fend it off or kill yourself before it literally steals your soul
what footy
hm, lets think. was he just a schizo charlatan grifter or do demons and other bizarre nonsense actually exist. i think the former is a bit more likely
its fucking over
When does origin kick off lad
hm, lets think. was he just a schizo charlatan grifter or do demons and other bizarre nonsense actually exist. i think the former is a bit more likely
Just sucked a coffee lads
penn and teller are unique among mages. whilst most magical creatures lose manna when they engage in sex, penn and teller actually derive their shared manna from gay anal intercourse
yes
making stuff up is very legitimate
Funny how religious people know that they don't have good arguments in favour of their "God" so they simply try to insult atheists and non-believers instead
"God" is a myth
their mana does not look shared at all. looks like penn took it all the fat greedy bastard
Absolutely knackered lads. Have been sacrificing sleep in favour of late night wanks for weeks now and my body is starting to crumble because of it.
do demons and other bizarre nonsense actually exist
look at this photo
you poor poor thing
Funny how religious people know that they don't have good arguments in favour of their "God" so they simply try to insult atheists and non-believers instead
"God" is a myth
time for another religious "debate" is it
Can't believe I wore glasses like that til I was out of uni. What was I thinking?
These aren't arguments. Why don't you try proving the existence of God instead. Oh I know why you won't - because you can't.
At least it's not salaryposting
it is fine
everything is fine
Some of you lot are pathetic
I keep getting these thoughts, man.
didn't know amish were allowed video games
These aren't arguments. Why don't you try proving the existence of God instead. Oh I know why you won't - because you can't.
raping my arse with God
Because resize..
fucking gutted i got rid of my hat folder. had hundreds of quality hat pictures and webms
Not an argument, I accept your concession
you seem very worried about it
I will bust you open and be humble..
Consulting my grimoire this morning. I know there's a ritual in here somewhere that will set my day on the right path.
Do you know how it feels to feel lonely?
You’ve been hatted and therefore done.
it is a post which matches the edition well I'm afraid
I'm just curious about how Christians can justify their beliefs. If you're suggesting that God exists then prove it.
A picture of a person wearing a hat is not an argument
I am simply unhattable because my logic is undebateable. Even if you try to hat me it fails because I know you're just seething
my heart is stronger and stronger everyday
youtube.com
Not an argument, I accept your concession
ready for some scran
it is not required to demonstrate to others
gnosis is personal
I am simply unhattable because my logic is undebateable. Even if you try to hat me it fails because I know you're just seething
It took years to be 21 y.o?
211100000
Spent £100 on briefs and jockstraps
How's it morning x
Do you lads get that massive crushing shame after a wank too?
Not an argument
So if I decide that I believe that 2 + 2 = 5 then that must be true, and I don't need to demonstrate it to others, because "gnosis is personal", right?
Depends what kind of wank I've had
XD
Only when I wank off to something grim like fat men
The exotic principle..
The Peckham terminator.
raping my arse with a poo
proper ill lads. this might be the end for me.
I almost forgot it.
I just gave myself a lesson.
do you do that often
Was supposed to start working on my business at the start of this year and I’ve done fuck all so far
...yh
Less often since I got a bf
I Almost Got It.
I Almost Got It..
what kind of business could possibly be worth starting in this hellhole in 2025
So close.
Not an argument
Do Brits snigger at the word “parabolics”.
It is perfect..
Dunno what this means
Don't do that. Don't be gay.
I actually laughed..
err no I think you've misunderstood completely
it is more like you are blind and disbelieving that others have sight while also begging them to give sight to you
The line of it, omg.. The Blond hair the forgotten.. Why why why?
White ppl get mad and jus start saying anything talkin bout “FUCK my fucking ass!” Dude, relax
that first sip of ice cold pepsi max of the morning lads coooooooooorrrrrrrrrr
Does Pepsi Max have extra sugar in it? What makes it 'max'?
maximum sugar
found its much more comfy to sit in my desk chair with a pillow across my lap with laptop on top than it is to sit properly at my desk
only problem is i can't really use my second screen like this, unless I was to cast to my telly
orientals
Diego and Brick continuing their battle for influence over /brit/ it would appear
fucking hard bastard you
not like they can do anything with that as it's all on netflix now
might become non-binary
Correct, it's not an argument
At least when it comes to sight, a blind person could be told that eyes are used for sight, and a blind person can touch a person's eyes, to confirm that eyes do indeed exist.
Which part of the human body gains "gnosis" of God? Comparable to eyes which give us the power of sight?
t. quantum computer
Correct, it's not an argument
I like to lie on the grass and look at all the tiny plants and the tiny little insects
it feels good
This is also not an argument
the entire body
WMIF
NO LATINAS
Wonder what that could mean, could go a few different ways.
ffs spilt me gender fluid
This is also not an argument
ping pong on my ding dong
might go gay for pay
What is the mechanism by which the body receives knowledge of God?
When it comes to sight, scientists have a pretty good idea of the mechanism by which they work. Something to do with photons entering the eyeball, and those photons stimulating rod and cone cells, forming the retina at the back of the eyeball.
So what's the mechanism by which the body receives knowledge of God? Can you prove that such a mechanism exists?
What is the mechanism by which the body receives knowledge of God?
When it comes to sight, scientists have a pretty good idea of the mechanism by which they work. Something to do with photons entering the eyeball, and those photons stimulating rod and cone cells, forming the retina at the back of the eyeball.
So what's the mechanism by which the body receives knowledge of God? Can you prove that such a mechanism exists?
Filtering Eygpt
Need a poo but the landlord will be here in the next 5 minutes.
meeeeeeeeeental how mentally ill you have to be to prefer dogs over these
other way round though in practice innit
you didnt have him filtered up to this point?
It's called "Love" mate, maybe you've heard of it.
PC gaming inflation is disgusting these days, fuck AI for giving these NVIDIA frauds an excuse to rake up their GPU prices
reckon arseberg would not be in a good state three months from now
we don't know for certain but some believe that it is specific neurons being activated and fired in specific ways in the brain
if that is the case though it still does not answer the why
the why must be accepted
mechanisms are not an answer in and of themselves
Am an AMD man myself
I want to eat Emma Watson’s poo.
I thought he was gone. Just opened in an incognito tab and his posts are there, weird.
Mad how GPU tech is all catered towards making fake frames instead of being able to render real ones. Combine that with the massive bloat of engines like UE5 and the future doesn't look very bright.
that is a cute cute cute cute kitty cat
did you see what i done came in with the black benz walked out with the white one
It finally arrived lads
Both volumes of Sir Henry Fords tome
Feast your eyes
Not arguments
Love is an emotion caused by certain hormones flowing through the bloodstream of the brain. How does that reveal God's existence though?
specific neurons being activated
How does God activate those neurons? How do you know it's God activating those neurons and not something else?
if that is the case though it still does not answer the why
the why must be accepted
mechanisms are not an answer in and of themselves
It's nice to know "why", but we don't always know "why". We don't know why the universe exists. Maybe if we do more scientific research then we may one day discover why the universe exists.
One of the biggest downsides of living in a flat is that you can't get a Ring Doorbell or something like that without inviting bother.
I want a CCTV station.
we don't always know "why"
yes exactly
Not gonna tell you am I you could steal it
Love isn't an emotion mate. Anyway, you asked about the mechanism and I gave you. You can't just complain that love is something physical and chemical when you specifically requested a physical scientific mechanism.
:-)
We don't know why the universe exists. Maybe if we do more scientific research then we may one day discover why the universe exists.
How does this not cover God too then? Just because we don't know why the universe exists doesn't mean the reason doesn't exist. It just means we haven't found it yet.
whatever happened to Pewdiepie?
why is eternal
harakiri
rebranded, he's poodiepie
Think my hairline has finally crept back a cm or so. Should I get on the fin and min lads? How early are you meant to hop on it?
Get on anabolic steroids
Mental how Devon must be like 45 years old at this point and he’s still doing this shit every day
Who the fuck is Devon?
For me it’s Cornwall.
should have been using it as a preventative.
I want you to be bald on top so I can kiss the top of your bald head
so I can kiss your exposed scalp
I'm worried about their optimisation but I'm thinking about it
Autism games and DLC spam is the future woohoo
I am moving to devonshire
I have purchased property there
Elderly reddit flags virgin from Devon who lives with his parents and posts here every day
Tbf lad, I'm in my 30s and still have a full head of hair, so I haven't really felt the need to be preventative. Hairdressers are always complaining about my thickness of hair. Might jump on it now though to keep my hair all the way through my 30s and into my 40s.
Good that we agree on something, but anyway, I don't see how we know that God is activating neurons in the brain.
I think you can describe love as an emotion, but in any case, I did ask a question: how does love reveal God's existence?
Yeah, God could exist, and maybe we just haven't proven his existence yet. Maybe. Or God doesn't exist and he's just fictional. I don't think we can know for sure either way. That's why I think it's a bit odd that some people have such a strong belief in God.
I am bald
Reddit flags
Oh yeah I'm not a gimp so I never installed that
I have acquired a parcel of land in devonshire
I arrive on the morrow
What's reddit flags
?
You clearly don't have the intelligence for this conversation mate if you think love is an emotion. I'll leave you to it.
That’s for the best lad. I had it years ago and still notice some of the specimens posting here, the curse of being a super recogniser you see.
*kisses you on your bald exposed scalp*
Lit.
wtf is reddit flags
Nothing but radio silence from internet atheists when Judaism is brought up. Christianity and Islam seem to be their two favorite targets
Very interesting that...
my hairdresser always tells me I should grow out my hair like a surfer, but then I'd just look like a virgin freak with surfer hair
Come on XD.
my dentist checkup is due
Now classify me.
well just do it anyway and then you can always cut it off if you don't like it
I went in with the long shoulder-length wavy hair and told her I wanted like 5 inches off it and she was complaining to me because she thought it looked really nice as it was. Told her not to worry though cuz I'll probably get lazy and not get another haircut for another 6 months and it'll be that length again lol
booked mine yeserday fucking 28th july is the quickest they could do countrys away to the fckn dogs
Idk
I look Exotic..
Delete other faggots
fucking pisstake man I don’t eat sweets or drink sugary drinks I brush my teeth 2 or 3 times a day and they’re still yellowy
yeahhhh i got my beige shorts on yhhhhhh yh yh yhh
how's this for a biological process?
*does a poo*
Do you vape? Smoke? Put anything in your mouth that you shouldn't? Drink tea/coffee/soda regularly?
ktim booze has destroyed mine
Drink more soft drinks. The acidity will dissolve or kill the bad stuff on your teeth and in your mouth, leaving it nice and clean.
Smoke yeah but nothing else
the yellow stuff is the bacteria fighting off what you're smoking
Serious?
smoke cock more like
yh and always remember to wash your taint you little fairy
poo
poo scromiting
i tried to install extra flags script but it did not work
what's he done that for?
any shagging their own arse man in?
What happened since I am a cripple.
traveling to the south today. any tips on how not to get stabbed?
Think I might read a discworld book.
Buckler
Yeah that'll be the smoking at fault then mate. Same reason your fingers stain yellow
around blacks, never relax
how many parry frames will i get with that?
just emptied my recycle bin and got over 40gb of space cleared, no idea i had so much shit in there
Thought they only let us do cardboards and tins desu
This is the thread you want.
fucking hell i've actually got a cold, now i'm going to tell toilberg i'm sick except this time i'll actually be sick
me too, you probably caught it off me lad
a balls
hearing that China are making covid 2
might be time to quit the opioids, but not before i've finished off my stash of course
these incels arguing about love
Hate dogs me.
BORK BORK HAHA EPIC DOGGO!
Kick the fucking thing right into oncoming traffic. I'd fucking LOVE to be stinking of dog all day and covered in hair. That's right dog owners, you think your little lint roller has picked it all up and that squirt of febreeze hides the fact that you look and smell like a scruffy cunt? SOZ HUN BUT NO
Why does every UK Reddit blobman seem to work from home, and gets apprehensive about "returning to the office"?
They're all like Mark Corrigan, who is actually a terrible person
Dog owners looking up the yellow pages for therapists right now
ok weirdo
Jalepenos and eggs lad, you in?
how do people this stupid have a following?
'sheed
brown claws
A bhuachaillí...
beer delivery booked
its coming tomorrow i hope
Omds bluds name is paki
Should former UKIP leader Nigel Farage also be deported? After all, we have him on video saying "Up the ra" and the IRA is a proscribed terrorist organisation.
rorke flummoxed
Farorke on the ropes
Just started wanking
who are these niggas anyway?
is this the wales squad?
You're brown
haven't spaffed in a week because i've been on the opioids
Master Oogway.. XD Titanic..
watching the last of us season 2
why didn't joel shag ellie the instant she turned 18?
Based semen retention lord.
The Irish guy video..
Ireland..
Get the pensioners thoroughly warmed up this Summer
i take no credit, i've spent upwards of 20 minutes wanking hard to the sexiest porn i could find but to no avail, the 'pioids just won't let me cum
I went there..
haven't slept, not one blink
He doesn't like us.
Yeah?
Should probably blink m8
why
Why?
That's a sign, mate.
a blink isnt sleeping
My blood is on the wall..
that i should keep being a junkie because it's leading me to enlightenment?
insomniaberg
I pray god I injure myself good..
awakemong loves his waking moments
looking at the archive i see ziedpaedo has coined the term '-2 katy'
in reference to this post
so he's blatantly expressing his paedophillic desires now
he gets grimmer and grimmer every day
The perfection, Aussie..
Can we not just get him arrested
rorke doing a gay porn dance to the homes under the hammer theme
saeigtasehgaseg
No sex..
we cant even get the mods to deal with him on here lol
he should be given the mousenonce treatment, ie banned on sight like toby used to be in his prime, but that didn't stop toby and the mods eventually gave up so i think he'll be posting here forever unimpeded
thankfully we can just filter him
Did the attention seeker seek attention? Wow fascinating
asked the proto gf if she's lost weight because she looks thinner and now she's in a pissy mood because she thinks i was implying that i thought she was fat before
I can’t filter him
Died from laughter..
They sometimes get him.
you can filter the belgian flag within the confines of /brit/ exclusively
Not on phone
Whatever you do I am gonna shit on you.
hate everyone at toil, they're all either sociopathic two-faced cunts or pseudo-intellectual leftypol types who want to give you a lecture on ethics
this nigga posts on his phone
probably because they secretly loathe every single person they work with
It felt like they are tapping on you aggresivly..
well thats your fault for being a phone posting rodent.
all you have to do is filter the words "Katy" and "quicktap" and you've removed like 80% of his dogshit posts
Yh cuz this nigga got a job unlike you
mmhmm
Where is the guy?
install Firefox browser
install ublock origin
add some custom filters
????? wow that was hard
And cr*nem, shm*at, b*tons, and gh*rkin
been suffering from dysphagia lately (difficulty swallowing), it's really fucking annoying
bizarre post
I use safari
The Belgian move..
your mum has difficulty swallowing my fat hog
lil timmy need his mental health filters xx
It's too sunny for gym..
Why can't we have more cute schizos like egypt and mousey
Do this..
Is the Belgian in this thread? I don't see him because I filtered him ages ago
Out Of Crash..
le suck fuck
Not that I see.
I in Scotland I beat up 5 English kids..
New
Put it in the bed..
youtu.be
On the Johnny walker red
Ay they were spending money idk..
You run in the track..
I dissapointed you..
100% funk do brazil..
You had one Job..