/brit/

Daniel Dennett edition

you know. i don't get it... he stole some cheese. what's the big deal? i've stolen cigarettes, money, and drinks. i say the world is yours my lad and always remember to clean your foreskin

need to pour lava on my housemate
where can i buy lava

Fat old twat

Went to drive around some areas where I am looking for rental properties. Out in the villages and smaller towns of Cheshire and Staffordshire. Can't wait to get out of the shithole of Manchester.

LUV these kind of emo bitches would munch on those pussies all day

you can "steal" cheese they dont do anything
and "tobacco"

lovely cheese

quick, hang the thief. and stone them!

mate…

you are indian

this nonce freak has been spamming for like 16 hours now

ALSO

was my birthday a couple days ago and he forgot and didn't get me anything, me? got him 6 cans of his favourite monster that you have to order in since they don't sell them

CHEEESE CHEESE CHEESE ARRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

homo...

You probably stole them from someone's porch

10/10 says she'll bounce on it if you hack her 3ds for her, wyd?

I can only get off to cheating/cuckold porn. Wives and girlfriends cheating on their bloke, find it more hot when its done behind the mans back rather than him being there cheering it on. Feel I've exhausted almost all the good material though on all the sites, Erome is very good for this sort of stuff.

got him 6 cans of his favourite monster

you morons 12 years old? grow up mate

get this diddy blud out of here

black culture is literally just complaining about whites and asians

Erome

lots of cracking bbc stuff on there

Glad I am not you

Just say you fanum tax'd it and he'll be cool with it bro... Trust

report her for piracy and computer misuse

at least you're not into prone bone. i have watched literally every video in existence at least 10 times.

grim. i was into beastiality for a while and i cant look at my cat without wanting to shag it. im just glad i've recovered

Make no mistake - she knows what she's doing.

it's almost like you didn't interact with girls in school when you were this age

you are being oppressed by a literal demon

watching blacked jav

good on you mate x

dont have any fetishes me I just search boobs on Google images and immediately blast cum all over my computer screen

literal demon but it's actually just some jew with an internet server

screaming

Goodbye forever, /Brit/

It was fun while it lasted...

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impossibly based. this is the ultimate chad.

when are you going to kill yourself?

I'm off the muck
No more cuck bbc porn
From now on I will wank and cum to feet ONLY

well for what its worth I think cuckold porn is much more acceptable than beastiality. I've never had a girlfriend so my fetish can never materialize, I wouldn't want to shag a cheating bird but would find it hot to be cheated on, so I do fear if I ever get a girlfriend I'd push her to cheating on me

I'm on sertraline, probs that. Might quit using it though.

I'm on sertraline, probs that. Might quit using it though.

retard. stop using that shit now. it's proven to be useless.

Ask yourself why your brain is wanking to that

Few good tunes, none in the last 20 years

those two bitches look amazing in bed would 50k to have them both at the same time

They clearly know eachother
Also they're both 3/10

FOY

cute cad

mousenonce on a mad one

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They refused to leave me alone without me going on max-dose sertraline for my OCD, It did help with my OCD, but now maybe i've been on it long enough and haven't had bad intrusrive thoughts that i'd be "cured" even when off it

yanks call it zoloft

Might have just gotten a tomboy gf.
Am I still allowed to post here?
There's hope for all of us, lads!

sex with chaewon

just drop it faggot. it does fuck all. pretend to take it for your pip claim or whatever

there's no hope for me fuck you for lying you normie twat

I'll have to taper off, I'm on 200mg. Will have to go to 150mg for a couple of weeks then 100

take half pill, then quarter, no need to change prescription. i did this years ago.

it's incredibly windy but warm outside
eerie combo

Am I lying or am I a normie?

dont quit your medication because some mong from Anon Babble said so

Are you Canslad or a different Irishman?

For me, its perimenopausal mums with the sex drive of a satanic rapist

There's two hopes, Bob Hope and no hope

yeah I have a pill cutter, I take two 100mgs a day so its pretty easy to just take one and a half then one, going to try it. Wish me luck lads x

Why is that on your wall?

I'm kind of sick of being chemically castrated, I feel having very little sexual desire and the inability to get it up and when I manage to cumming feels like nothing is quite grim.

I'm an Englishman living in Ireland (The tomboy is a Gael however. A tomboi, so I'm told.)

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nevermind i'm tired SORRY it's a painting and it's a good one

What I did was accidentally put them in a draw as I was cleaning and then forgot to take them a few times and realised one every couple of days and then one every 3 days was doing the trick. It's been over a year since I last touched them now.

need you deported pronto

tomboy or mentally deranged ftm desperate to cut her tits off?

this new harry potter series is going to be the most epic liberal fail of all time and its going to be delicious

if youre wanking to cuck porn maybe it’s for the best

She is very skinny without tits. A tomboi mostly in appearance, she's actually really quite tradgirl, very into knitting, sewing, and Jane Austen novels.

Britain is crying out for the reintroduction of brown bears and wolves

not seeing any egypt posts

not seeing any good posts

victims of rorke foundation

I am a leftyrorke

quit vapes for all eternity a minute ago

woke up with a horrible feeling of depression and guilt

I woke up with a big boaner then looked at my phone for an hour

chicken jockey vs pickle rick

chicken rorkey

this is the post.

cornish pastiche

do you actually though

Give it a rest IDmong

My bwc is flopping around begging to be wanked tempting me like some sort of demonic entity

We gonna do something about you nigga

the 5 inch bwc

Why must my gut form poos broader than my ringpiece?

/brit/ hella horny today

Fuck you on about?

you need to kill yourself

if I was gay and therefore had a gay boyfriend I'm not sure if I'd want him to be bigger or smaller than me in the bwc department

well theres a limit to how large the bwc can get

i find small bwcs to be more manageable especially when having sex 2 or 3 times a day but sometimes big bwcs are a nice treat

I need to blow my entire faggot chungus life up to smithereens

Definitely. It would be an intimate albeit smelly moment shared between us.

if I had gay boyfriend we'd have picnics and I'd put flowers in his hair when he's not paying attention <3

Let a hung white thug rape on it

Should I get a Jap, European or Latina /brit/?

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corr that sounds good

#BWCRapeGangs

if i had a gay boyfriend id feed him loads of oestrogen so hed get even gayer
but alas i am straight

Uᵐ

try a clue

#RAPERORKE

gay people don't exist

"rorkeeee~~~"

*mikey and diego disintegrate in a loving embrace*

the cronem

leave it on reddit yeah

how are the uk police so comically bad when it comes to robbed phones? they've all got literal trackers on them. you can just go to where the tracker says they are and get it back.

bros on one of them dial up phones from the 50s

I'm being forced to choose between Olympics and OnlyFans

too busy arresting people for anti immigration tweets

Just listen to them..

fucked it

how are the uk police so comically bad

could have just ended it here

*emerges from a bush holding a martini glass*
did someone say beveragino?

thats against their human rights

the caked up cronies

OnlyFans

Got a persistent itchy spot on the sole of my right foot

they don't have the time to help every retard that lets their phone get snatched

Going to have a long relaxing shower in 20 minutes because the electricity price will be negative. God bless the sun and the wind.

fucking hell i cant believe i slept till 1pm

Going to ask my lecturer on a date tomorrow. I love her

greggs sorting me out x

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early sign of AIDS that

Liverpool fan's baby 'flung 15ft in pram' and partner run over during parade

didn’t know Eugenia Cooney was with us

Too right that's valuable time that's better spent sending 15 coppers to some boomers house for his facebook post or if someone gets reported displaying the English flag in public

thanks mr skelton

VO2maxtoil soon

Daniel Eveson, 36, had been with Sheree Aldridge and their five-month-old baby, Teddy, at Liverpool FC's victory parade on Monday.

"The best day of my life turned into worst", said Daniel, a lifelong fan of 'The Reds'.

State of footymongs
Best day of your life because a bunch of wogs in red shirts won a competition

you reckon in like 50 years they'll be playing like gwen stefani and nelly songs in the nursing homes

;]

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Get the 15 minute warm-up done
Get the 5 rounds of 3 minutes at 90% max HR done
Get the 10 minute cooldown done
Get the blood flowing
Get the muscles pumping
Get the clues gained

In British nursing homes they still play Vera lynn

Hmm?

antipodean criticising heavy-handed nanny state policing

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hi princess ;P

who ARE they helping?

Looks like a McDonald's apple pie

its in the future yeah and its like cavemen and cavewomen and everyones really colourful and diverse and there are big robotic dinosaurs everywhere

Call me when people are getting arrested for displaying the Australian flag then we'll talk

My shits are too wide to squeeze through

Nigel Farage says it is 'utterly ludicrous' to allow abortion up to 24 weeks

Glad we're finally having political discussion on this that doesn't immediately end with it being shut down and the pro-abortion lost saying the issue is settled.

I am jealous of yank food

I want to go back in time and have sex with a victorian woman

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sick of these posh white middle class london cunts on youtube who get millions of views for trying pizza from a low rated restaurant or something

Craig Anthony Dwyer raped the then-19-year-old woman in 1993 but was only identified as the perpetrator last year by police using Investigative Genetic Genealogy techniques which matched his DNA to samples from the crime scene.

Honestly how are you meant to get away with a little rape now and then these days. Fucking woke police ruining every little outlet a man might have.
It was only 40 years ago you could rape whoever you wanted as long as you wore gloves and weren't caught in the act.
60 years ago you didn't even have CCTV to worry about.
Now what options do you have.

OK well first present some evidence from a reputable source of that actually happening

wish I lived in the states so I could buy a gun and shoot myself with it

Alright Roobs

Yeah wouldn't want to fuck one in this day and age

don't even know what eg is

The rich

right well enough of this freak pit I'm off to play skyrim

what should I do in it?

dog runs round like a game of assassins creed

egypt

ent 24 weeks like 6 months or summat?
does seem mental to be fair

Strip female bandits and drag them around

mmm yes can't get enough ultra processed bleached HFCS slop!

American posts are alright for the moment

Egypt, so it would filter the Egyptian bot

short for egample

:has can take a comma-separated list of selectors

parsley and celery

Y'all wash your chicken?

ah OK that makes sense

Oh right it's a "non-crime hate incident" which are kept in records that are accessible by the likes of private employers, much less dystopian

@grok rape this nigga

Get a Barr's cream soda down you

babies can be born at 21 weeks and survive. it's very rare, but they're actual babies at that point, not just 'clumps of cells'. 24 week abortions are mental.

fwwooom! there go the goalposts!

whats mad though how all the big youtubers are pretty much all white men
complete free market, everyone has equal chance of making it
and still white men rise to the top

only ever seen council estate runts drink that shit

That's English actually

corr fuckin loved these when I were a bairn
granny would buy me one every friday

i'm afraid the aussie's been sent flying by this post

often regarded as the greatest cuisine in the world

best they can come up with is a ham sandwich

very reddity and studenty in here today

A quid for the tally van and come back with change

dyou lads still have lemonade men where you're from? you know the fellas who come round houses with lemonade in their trucks and sell door to door? it's been really sad to see the profession die out.

ROOOOORKE!!!!

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init
PLEASE can we get back to the 35 year old bald and bitter posts

based gran

never heard of that

LOL!!! xD

um um UM cute bonny

just got called a 40 year old over mic playing a game
must have an old man's voice me

that profession is alive and well mate it's called deliveroo

Behead every umposter with an enchanted claymore

scrandle.com/

Get on it.

one time I was in france and accidentally purchased a cheese which smelled like a smelly unwashed penis
I could not bring myself to eat it
the other cheeses were good though

didnt have that in East Lancs

if your birth year starts with 19xx then you are 40

was approached by some teens the other day and they led off with "excuse me sir" and that's when i realised i was old.

It's French

Obviously there are other French foods but since it's lunchtime at the moment I was thinking a jambon beurre would be nice right now

I've not had that. Another thing I've not had, but which I want to try, is cassoulet. Just a casserole of meat and beans, it looks good.

The old Roquefort Cock Pong

do you not have corner shops in norn' irln'

Sounds lush

might become a catholic priest

Leftypol fighting for the 100 week abortion

based British traditions

Stew with beans

Amazing

man fall down

funny

ah yes british culture

ok so next time instead of answering the question "which food is better" i shall answer "which food would runts on the internet choose" and i'll get 100% right

um, what are they wearing?

got called 30-40 the other day. was momentarily shocked and hurt then i remembered i am in that age group, im 33.

It makes it pretty clear, lad.

yeah we do, we've got loads of them tbf, but the lemonade man's been a thing as long as i can remember. i was always confused when people in england talked about "paki shops" and "bossman" and all that, cuz corner shops here are named after the people that own them so it's things like "Eddie's" or "Ta's" or "Fra's" or something like that. But it seems in England corner shops are all owned by pakis and have been for decades.

Black Sabbath is really shit I just don't understand why soys go mental for this music

shit band
absurd that boomers fell hook line and sinker for this being the greatest thing on earth

Its peak comedy

Watch this.
WATCH ME GO

brits are so fucking cringe

yes

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um

did the man fall through the bar
did the man do the silly walk
did the man say garlic bread
did the man order 4 naans
did the man have an accent causing one to mishear fork handles
did the man attempt to impress an attractive fellow student with a socially inept yoda impression
ah yes. british "comedy"

man fall down funny

my point is, people really love slop

has anyone ever caught the cheese before it got to the bottom?

all funny thougheverbeit

he says in the dedicated british culture thread which he has devoted years of his life to

What is an imaginary number
Makes no sense

still screaming at all of these

yh...

ah yes australian comedy, which is...um..

I make my own versions of cassoulet when I'm home and it's very good a very tasty and satisfying meal

just looks dangerous. wouldn't catch me doing that.

Are there any Australian comedians?

lmao done us

DAD'S GOOGLE HISTORY!

did the man have an accent causing one to mishear fork handles

dont know that one but the rest are funny

coping mechanism for mathematicians because they can't express the root of a negative number in any other way

Summer Heights High mogs.
Big Lez (early) mogs.
Simple as.

just any c in c number whose real part is zero init

British humour on reddit seems to be all about Walkers crisps, biscuits, and something about the neighbours. Dire stuff.

yahoo serious

just looks dangerous. wouldn't catch me doing that

big lez

drug humour funny

that ginger piano man

aunty donna is funny sometimes
well the bald ginger is anyway
I want to sit on his lap

they're just as real as natural numbers

Brit posts are the height of comedy

Jim Jeffries is pretty funny

Did you say four candles?

It looks good, it's got various meats in it

Nice.

good manager back in the day

dame edna

Banned from guyana tho

Know it all canadian is here

SOMEONE GET HIM SOMEONE HE STOLE CHEESE

pleeease man please fucking get HIM MAN HE STOLE SOME CHEESE

- this post was a Bart Simpson production

6/10 for me
Mad cropping on the pictures. I tried the practice version and one was just a bit of the carton and no food visible

fork handles. apparently its on the television.

But its still just a casserole which is in english cuisine. Ive made it many times

Yes :)

toby

Not all casseroles are the same

Aye, he was