Daniel Dennett edition
/brit/
you know. i don't get it... he stole some cheese. what's the big deal? i've stolen cigarettes, money, and drinks. i say the world is yours my lad and always remember to clean your foreskin
need to pour lava on my housemate
where can i buy lava
Fat old twat
Went to drive around some areas where I am looking for rental properties. Out in the villages and smaller towns of Cheshire and Staffordshire. Can't wait to get out of the shithole of Manchester.
LUV these kind of emo bitches would munch on those pussies all day
you can "steal" cheese they dont do anything
and "tobacco"
I just stole a little cheese from my roommate to stave of starvation
lovely cheese
quick, hang the thief. and stone them!
mate…
you are indian
this nonce freak has been spamming for like 16 hours now
ALSO
was my birthday a couple days ago and he forgot and didn't get me anything, me? got him 6 cans of his favourite monster that you have to order in since they don't sell them
CHEEESE CHEESE CHEESE ARRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
homo...
You probably stole them from someone's porch
10/10 says she'll bounce on it if you hack her 3ds for her, wyd?
youtube.com
YOU NEVER GOT ME DOWN CHEESE THIEF
I can only get off to cheating/cuckold porn. Wives and girlfriends cheating on their bloke, find it more hot when its done behind the mans back rather than him being there cheering it on. Feel I've exhausted almost all the good material though on all the sites, Erome is very good for this sort of stuff.
got him 6 cans of his favourite monster
you morons 12 years old? grow up mate
get this diddy blud out of here
black culture is literally just complaining about whites and asians
Erome
lots of cracking bbc stuff on there
Glad I am not you
Just say you fanum tax'd it and he'll be cool with it bro... Trust
report her for piracy and computer misuse
at least you're not into prone bone. i have watched literally every video in existence at least 10 times.
grim. i was into beastiality for a while and i cant look at my cat without wanting to shag it. im just glad i've recovered
Make no mistake - she knows what she's doing.
it's almost like you didn't interact with girls in school when you were this age
you are being oppressed by a literal demon
watching blacked jav
good on you mate x
Morning govna.
dont have any fetishes me I just search boobs on Google images and immediately blast cum all over my computer screen
literal demon but it's actually just some jew with an internet server
screaming
Goodbye forever, /Brit/
It was fun while it lasted...
impossibly based. this is the ultimate chad.
when are you going to kill yourself?
I'm off the muck
No more cuck bbc porn
From now on I will wank and cum to feet ONLY
well for what its worth I think cuckold porn is much more acceptable than beastiality. I've never had a girlfriend so my fetish can never materialize, I wouldn't want to shag a cheating bird but would find it hot to be cheated on, so I do fear if I ever get a girlfriend I'd push her to cheating on me
I'm on sertraline, probs that. Might quit using it though.
I'm on sertraline, probs that. Might quit using it though.
retard. stop using that shit now. it's proven to be useless.
Ask yourself why your brain is wanking to that
Few good tunes, none in the last 20 years
those two bitches look amazing in bed would 50k to have them both at the same time
They clearly know eachother
Also they're both 3/10
FOY
cute cad
mousenonce on a mad one
They refused to leave me alone without me going on max-dose sertraline for my OCD, It did help with my OCD, but now maybe i've been on it long enough and haven't had bad intrusrive thoughts that i'd be "cured" even when off it
yanks call it zoloft
Might have just gotten a tomboy gf.
Am I still allowed to post here?
There's hope for all of us, lads!
sex with chaewon
just drop it faggot. it does fuck all. pretend to take it for your pip claim or whatever
there's no hope for me fuck you for lying you normie twat
I'll have to taper off, I'm on 200mg. Will have to go to 150mg for a couple of weeks then 100
take half pill, then quarter, no need to change prescription. i did this years ago.
it's incredibly windy but warm outside
eerie combo
Am I lying or am I a normie?
dont quit your medication because some mong from Anon Babble said so
Are you Canslad or a different Irishman?
For me, its perimenopausal mums with the sex drive of a satanic rapist
There's two hopes, Bob Hope and no hope
yeah I have a pill cutter, I take two 100mgs a day so its pretty easy to just take one and a half then one, going to try it. Wish me luck lads x
Why is that on your wall?
I'm kind of sick of being chemically castrated, I feel having very little sexual desire and the inability to get it up and when I manage to cumming feels like nothing is quite grim.
I'm an Englishman living in Ireland (The tomboy is a Gael however. A tomboi, so I'm told.)
nevermind i'm tired SORRY it's a painting and it's a good one
What I did was accidentally put them in a draw as I was cleaning and then forgot to take them a few times and realised one every couple of days and then one every 3 days was doing the trick. It's been over a year since I last touched them now.
need you deported pronto
tomboy or mentally deranged ftm desperate to cut her tits off?
this new harry potter series is going to be the most epic liberal fail of all time and its going to be delicious
if youre wanking to cuck porn maybe it’s for the best
me and the boys
i.4cdn.org
She is very skinny without tits. A tomboi mostly in appearance, she's actually really quite tradgirl, very into knitting, sewing, and Jane Austen novels.
Britain is crying out for the reintroduction of brown bears and wolves
not seeing any egypt posts
not seeing any good posts
victims of rorke foundation
I am a leftyrorke
quit vapes for all eternity a minute ago
woke up with a horrible feeling of depression and guilt
I woke up with a big boaner then looked at my phone for an hour
chicken jockey vs pickle rick
chicken rorkey
this is the post.
cornish pastiche
Need Emma Watson to sit on my face and release a rippling fart that's absolutely pungent.
do you actually though
Give it a rest IDmong
My bwc is flopping around begging to be wanked tempting me like some sort of demonic entity
We gonna do something about you nigga
the 5 inch bwc
Why must my gut form poos broader than my ringpiece?
/brit/ hella horny today
Fuck you on about?
you need to kill yourself
if I was gay and therefore had a gay boyfriend I'm not sure if I'd want him to be bigger or smaller than me in the bwc department
well theres a limit to how large the bwc can get
i find small bwcs to be more manageable especially when having sex 2 or 3 times a day but sometimes big bwcs are a nice treat
I need to blow my entire faggot chungus life up to smithereens
Definitely. It would be an intimate albeit smelly moment shared between us.
if I had gay boyfriend we'd have picnics and I'd put flowers in his hair when he's not paying attention <3
Let a hung white thug rape on it
Should I get a Jap, European or Latina /brit/?
corr that sounds good
#BWCRapeGangs
if i had a gay boyfriend id feed him loads of oestrogen so hed get even gayer
but alas i am straight
Uᵐ
try a clue
#RAPERORKE
gay people don't exist
"rorkeeee~~~"
*mikey and diego disintegrate in a loving embrace*
Life’s good
the cronem
leave it on reddit yeah
how are the uk police so comically bad when it comes to robbed phones? they've all got literal trackers on them. you can just go to where the tracker says they are and get it back.
bros on one of them dial up phones from the 50s
I'm being forced to choose between Olympics and OnlyFans
too busy arresting people for anti immigration tweets
Just listen to them..
fucked it
how are the uk police so comically bad
could have just ended it here
*emerges from a bush holding a martini glass*
did someone say beveragino?
thats against their human rights
the caked up cronies
OnlyFans
Got a persistent itchy spot on the sole of my right foot
they don't have the time to help every retard that lets their phone get snatched
Going to have a long relaxing shower in 20 minutes because the electricity price will be negative. God bless the sun and the wind.
fucking hell i cant believe i slept till 1pm
Going to ask my lecturer on a date tomorrow. I love her
greggs sorting me out x
early sign of AIDS that
Liverpool fan's baby 'flung 15ft in pram' and partner run over during parade
didn’t know Eugenia Cooney was with us
Too right that's valuable time that's better spent sending 15 coppers to some boomers house for his facebook post or if someone gets reported displaying the English flag in public
thanks mr skelton
VO2maxtoil soon
Daniel Eveson, 36, had been with Sheree Aldridge and their five-month-old baby, Teddy, at Liverpool FC's victory parade on Monday.
"The best day of my life turned into worst", said Daniel, a lifelong fan of 'The Reds'.
State of footymongs
Best day of your life because a bunch of wogs in red shirts won a competition
you reckon in like 50 years they'll be playing like gwen stefani and nelly songs in the nursing homes
never seen sisters look more similar than this
;]
Lovely legs
Get the 15 minute warm-up done
Get the 5 rounds of 3 minutes at 90% max HR done
Get the 10 minute cooldown done
Get the blood flowing
Get the muscles pumping
Get the clues gained
In British nursing homes they still play Vera lynn
Hmm?
antipodean criticising heavy-handed nanny state policing
hi princess ;P
who ARE they helping?
Looks like a McDonald's apple pie
its in the future yeah and its like cavemen and cavewomen and everyones really colourful and diverse and there are big robotic dinosaurs everywhere
Call me when people are getting arrested for displaying the Australian flag then we'll talk
both look like pepe the frog
My shits are too wide to squeeze through
Nigel Farage says it is 'utterly ludicrous' to allow abortion up to 24 weeks
Glad we're finally having political discussion on this that doesn't immediately end with it being shut down and the pro-abortion lost saying the issue is settled.
I am jealous of yank food
I want to go back in time and have sex with a victorian woman
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sick of these posh white middle class london cunts on youtube who get millions of views for trying pizza from a low rated restaurant or something
Craig Anthony Dwyer raped the then-19-year-old woman in 1993 but was only identified as the perpetrator last year by police using Investigative Genetic Genealogy techniques which matched his DNA to samples from the crime scene.
Honestly how are you meant to get away with a little rape now and then these days. Fucking woke police ruining every little outlet a man might have.
It was only 40 years ago you could rape whoever you wanted as long as you wore gloves and weren't caught in the act.
60 years ago you didn't even have CCTV to worry about.
Now what options do you have.
OK well first present some evidence from a reputable source of that actually happening
wish I lived in the states so I could buy a gun and shoot myself with it
Alright Roobs
Yeah wouldn't want to fuck one in this day and age
don't even know what eg is
The rich
right well enough of this freak pit I'm off to play skyrim
what should I do in it?
dog runs round like a game of assassins creed
egypt
ent 24 weeks like 6 months or summat?
does seem mental to be fair
Strip female bandits and drag them around
mmm yes can't get enough ultra processed bleached HFCS slop!
American posts are alright for the moment
Egypt, so it would filter the Egyptian bot
short for egample
:has can take a comma-separated list of selectors
parsley and celery
Y'all wash your chicken?
ah OK that makes sense
Oh right it's a "non-crime hate incident" which are kept in records that are accessible by the likes of private employers, much less dystopian
@grok rape this nigga
More of a French food enjoyer myself
Get a Barr's cream soda down you
babies can be born at 21 weeks and survive. it's very rare, but they're actual babies at that point, not just 'clumps of cells'. 24 week abortions are mental.
fwwooom! there go the goalposts!
whats mad though how all the big youtubers are pretty much all white men
complete free market, everyone has equal chance of making it
and still white men rise to the top
only ever seen council estate runts drink that shit
That's English actually
corr fuckin loved these when I were a bairn
granny would buy me one every friday
i'm afraid the aussie's been sent flying by this post
often regarded as the greatest cuisine in the world
best they can come up with is a ham sandwich
very reddity and studenty in here today
you like raclette ?
A quid for the tally van and come back with change
dyou lads still have lemonade men where you're from? you know the fellas who come round houses with lemonade in their trucks and sell door to door? it's been really sad to see the profession die out.
ROOOOORKE!!!!
init
PLEASE can we get back to the 35 year old bald and bitter posts
based gran
never heard of that
according to jews, everything is a hate symbol
LOL!!! xD
um um UM cute bonny
just got called a 40 year old over mic playing a game
must have an old man's voice me
that profession is alive and well mate it's called deliveroo
wonder if it's just an NI thing. they'd give you a crate that had all the flavours: clear, yellow, red, brown, sometimes even blue.
Behead every umposter with an enchanted claymore
Get on it.
one time I was in france and accidentally purchased a cheese which smelled like a smelly unwashed penis
I could not bring myself to eat it
the other cheeses were good though
didnt have that in East Lancs
if your birth year starts with 19xx then you are 40
was approached by some teens the other day and they led off with "excuse me sir" and that's when i realised i was old.
It's French
Obviously there are other French foods but since it's lunchtime at the moment I was thinking a jambon beurre would be nice right now
I've not had that. Another thing I've not had, but which I want to try, is cassoulet. Just a casserole of meat and beans, it looks good.
The old Roquefort Cock Pong
do you not have corner shops in norn' irln'
Sounds lush
might become a catholic priest
Rolls into /brit/
Leftypol fighting for the 100 week abortion
based British traditions
Stew with beans
Amazing
man fall down
funny
ah yes british culture
ok so next time instead of answering the question "which food is better" i shall answer "which food would runts on the internet choose" and i'll get 100% right
um, what are they wearing?
got called 30-40 the other day. was momentarily shocked and hurt then i remembered i am in that age group, im 33.
It makes it pretty clear, lad.
yeah we do, we've got loads of them tbf, but the lemonade man's been a thing as long as i can remember. i was always confused when people in england talked about "paki shops" and "bossman" and all that, cuz corner shops here are named after the people that own them so it's things like "Eddie's" or "Ta's" or "Fra's" or something like that. But it seems in England corner shops are all owned by pakis and have been for decades.
Black Sabbath is really shit I just don't understand why soys go mental for this music
shit band
absurd that boomers fell hook line and sinker for this being the greatest thing on earth
Its peak comedy
Watch this.
WATCH ME GO
brits are so fucking cringe
yes
um
did the man fall through the bar
did the man do the silly walk
did the man say garlic bread
did the man order 4 naans
did the man have an accent causing one to mishear fork handles
did the man attempt to impress an attractive fellow student with a socially inept yoda impression
ah yes. british "comedy"
man fall down funny
my point is, people really love slop
has anyone ever caught the cheese before it got to the bottom?
all funny thougheverbeit
he says in the dedicated british culture thread which he has devoted years of his life to
What is an imaginary number
Makes no sense
still screaming at all of these
yh...
ah yes australian comedy, which is...um..
I make my own versions of cassoulet when I'm home and it's very good a very tasty and satisfying meal
just looks dangerous. wouldn't catch me doing that.
Are there any Australian comedians?
lmao done us
DAD'S GOOGLE HISTORY!
did the man have an accent causing one to mishear fork handles
dont know that one but the rest are funny
coping mechanism for mathematicians because they can't express the root of a negative number in any other way
Summer Heights High mogs.
Big Lez (early) mogs.
Simple as.
just any c in c number whose real part is zero init
British humour on reddit seems to be all about Walkers crisps, biscuits, and something about the neighbours. Dire stuff.
yahoo serious
just looks dangerous. wouldn't catch me doing that
big lez
drug humour funny
that ginger piano man
aunty donna is funny sometimes
well the bald ginger is anyway
I want to sit on his lap
they're just as real as natural numbers
Brit posts are the height of comedy
Jim Jeffries is pretty funny
Did you say four candles?
It looks good, it's got various meats in it
Nice.
good manager back in the day
dame edna
Banned from guyana tho
Know it all canadian is here
SOMEONE GET HIM SOMEONE HE STOLE CHEESE
pleeease man please fucking get HIM MAN HE STOLE SOME CHEESE
- this post was a Bart Simpson production
6/10 for me
Mad cropping on the pictures. I tried the practice version and one was just a bit of the carton and no food visible
fork handles. apparently its on the television.
But its still just a casserole which is in english cuisine. Ive made it many times
Yes :)
toby
phenotype
Not all casseroles are the same
Aye, he was