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wake the fuck up edition

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Schwuchtelausgabe

awake but finna fuck off back to bed again

go to uni chuddy, while us big boys go to work

I wish I could go to uni again whilst cucks (me rn) go to work

BLESNA, ODNOVO GOLEMATA, BLAGORODNA I DAREJLIVA MAYKA B1LGARIQ GO PUSTI SONCETO I TOA JA OGREA smol maqedonia OD ZAD GABARITNITE B1LGARSKI PLANINI

Literally can't handle greek politics anymore. Shot rots you

did you try leaving Greece

goes to bulgaria

Literally never slept, pray for my sleep schedule, had a night long gooning session

today on siberia news

drunk 17 yo retard stabs 3 teens to death during birthday party in unnamed shithole irkutsk region, opens gas valve, blows up the house and himself

beautiful

Siberian sovl, could have killed h people instead.

nah, classes are almost over and i got perfect attendance so far like the good boy that i am so it doesnt change anything
no you dont shut the fuck up, at least youre cucking for money while im doing it for free

Why don't we just kill these criminals?

Yeap and worst part is that I am one of these cucks who can't live without friends and family and will move back to Greece eventually

It will be worth it as soon you will be bossing around bosnians in a tradie job

we've sent you there to teach Bulgarians how to join the white man's money grabbing club, chud, stop yapping and do your job

average siberian iq is 90 and you can divide by 2 for zoomoids

why don't we just 86 the government?

lmaooooo bro

God you're such a whiny bitch lmao,, meanwhile i am forced to live in this cucked gypsy shithole filled with the lowest form of subservient nigger cattle that will open their mouths whenever the EU needs to taje a shit and be grateful for the opportunity.
Greece would be burning if the EU tried to pull the same shit there

Will try my best sir

that will open their mouths whenever the EU needs to taje a shit and be grateful for the opportunity.

Guess what

haha, retard
you people cause your own suffering

fresh baked habbening of Turkish mobster shooting at Greek glowniggers in a gas station

Our gracious Lord Mitsoturkakis has dispatched mr. Gerapetritis to bow to them with hopes of taming their wild tϋrkish spirit, thank him NOW balk, do it or they'll take our islands sooner than they planned to

watched as several barking dogs surrounded a car causing the driver to stop in the middle of the road and blow his horn. I wish I had a car to run these mfs over with. Too bad I'm a subwayhuman

You do it for degrees the most valuable paper on earth

Retarded indeed, but then again what's good in having money if you can't enjoy it with the ones you love?

Greeks rioted for things a million times less aggravating than this
ROMAnians are the perfect nigger cattle slave subhumans.
Imagine them cancelling elections in greece on made up evidence banning the winner and telling you it's to protect hecking "democracy" and "european values".
Then the retarded nigger gypsy cattle go and voot in the new "elections" where the gypsy chud wins the first round by a wide margin then miraculously gets less votes in the second round while the autistic EU slave that studied in france and lived there for several years gets 3 x the votes he got in the first round and the subhuman gypsy cattle kep take it bending over

what's good in having money

having money

I don't understand the meaning of your post. Is this some kind of nigger slang?

did the eyp agents intercept the turkish mafia's biznis tips and prevent them from making a profit

I would need roughly 20 million bullets and a minigun for that

Greeks literally go on strike for a day and that's it

Our president literally made himself leader of the States intelligence office

Was illegally spying on high ranking military officers and members of the opposition

The train tragedy shitshow

6days working week

List goes on and on. Mitsocuckis still in power. Greeks are stupid.

Then what ? Imagine being in Sweden wagecucking and not being able to enjoy orthodox Easter.

literally take the plane back to greece for 3 days and then go back
there, I solved your problem

gypsies shot a dhmosioypallilos, it's like my heckin' american spy thrillers

Let me guess : Liosia moment ?

Then return back and be depressed. I would only stay in an other country for love.

Do you love bumgaria?

lmao

Recognizing that I sound retarded, and probably am

I sadly only love greece. Bulgaria is nice though, great people here

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Turkish mafia literally comes and does whatever they please them and the authorities are too busy spying on political opponents instead of catching them

Sources indicate that a covert EYP operation was underway at the time, involving surveillance of Turkish nationals suspected of links to organized crime.

So it was about foiling biznis tips after all

Greece needs men like me. People who love the country more than themselves.

innocent tax evaders keep getting harrassed

RIP Rich Piana, it took a while but he did indeed got 86'd

turks' biznis tips get chopped off with a yataghan at birth

They weren't Romanians bro, they were TURKS like this guy here

you f*gs think it's normal for men to use "female" perfume? I want to reek of lilac but there's no men perfume like that

making yourself smell good

submissive and feminine trait
real men dominate everyone around them with their natural body odor and no one will risk getting heemed so they just have to sit there and take it

smells are gendered

Are you the bulgar that got that that roastie with the porsche driving cuck boyfriend wet with your sheer masculine body odor and testosterone?

they are in normaltard soyciety, especially slavoid one

Just get a Paco rabanne invictus. Does miracles

caring about soyciety when you're unemployed and don't have to bother going to the office

This is why you need western values too bro.

that bottle looks like it makes up 90% of the price which is 10000rub btw NIGGA

The EYP dhmosioypallilos knows all the deep state secrets, like who makes the best freddo espresso in omonoia and the best souvlatzidiko in patisia

It's funny because they were the ones pretending to be in an amerislop spy movie but were too obvious and got shot at by the tax evading paranoiamaxxers

No you're a man you should use perfume for men thats why it's labeled. My current perfume is the alchimist garden by gucci but I don't really like it but it's okay my favorite is oud starts ceylon by xerjoff but it's too expensive for me right now.

My family suffered much more than yours so we stay Greek. We were terrorized by the turkish evil for a millennium.

Typical bulgarian approach

Shit is good though

Kek, lying fatso

hahahahaha

Επειδή το λορ το έχω θολό
Αυτός είναι ο κελις;

Einai o Ikibey, i xontri tourkala maimou

The fruity perfumes you're thinking of are for summer bro. I don't like them very much though, so I only have one. Maybe you've heard of One Million, it's one of them. Something for a casual warm evening around friends.

bro is close to understand the concept of a joke

kek

The only jokes about you are your insane poverty and closeted homosexuality

Θενκ γιου
Ένα ακόμα, ο Ιρλανδός είναι ένας αριστερός λίγο λοκος;

greek quints

check the image
check the file name
check the thread theme

Ο ιρλανδος ειναι αυτος που το /brit/ του εδινε συμβουλες πώς να μετακομισει αγγλια. Ναι ειναι leftyrot

Please talk english and use normal letters I can't understand.

σιωπή, βάρβαρε

Greek supremacy

Can speak Albanian if it's easier for you

impressive
very nice

French or english or a little bit of german I don't understand any uber driver language.

You don't need to understand shit, you don't even belong here.
Kill your family and then yourself already

imagine chopping that off with pruning shears

You mean to tell me that you are a purebred Swiss ?

Thank you mexican brother

Look the uber driver is still mate because he got ignored by his 24yo bf.
I'm swiss-french.

What did he say? I only understood izvinjavam

is it true that balkmuns put important documents in a plastic bag above the fridge, instead of carefully curating them in binders?

i put them in your mom

you would get stabbed if you touched her the wrong way

It physically hurts seing these

bodied that freak

Nobody actually wants to touch your aunt bro.

can't understand a single word they say

Ironic, when the homosexual pederast who posts boy cartoons calls you a freak.

That's what I'm saying the whole time.

excellent

checked

medicated individuals agreeing with each other

I'm noooooticing
in other news my bank is still begging me to get a credit card

very nice too

Credit card

Better do heroin in Omonoia tha get one

it's like 30€ a year for the most expensive gold card doe

I mean if you are financially responsible they are not that bad. But you speak greek so you can't be

I am the most financially responsible person in this entire website

Vlachs are basically jews, he'll be fine

Many people with mental problems like you aren't aware of their mental illness.

libelous post, vlachs are their own race

libelous post, exported

You profit from a pyramid scheme.

he gives free biznis tips
soon 2 more balkmuns may invest in vwce and profit from it

Now he's saying taking medicine is bad.

Hehm this is too fucking much.
His only affliction is that he's a vlach and likely a sociopath but that's thats secondary

I hope you understand how pyramid schemes work and why he does it.

tfw no gf

i'm sure he can't wait to get rid of his 25k eur worth of bags and shills his global shitcoin to the multibillionaires of /balk/ so he can drop his bags on us

It literally is. none of that shit has any positive effect on you whatsoever and the shrink prescribed it to you because she likely gets a cut for every prescription

He has diabetes.

He's not a pensioner

checked

insane that there's people out there who need to go to a woman pill dispenser because they can't summon the willpower to just deal with it like picrel

You don't know anything it helps me to calm down or not to get aggressive.

He shills for the pyramid schemes of other men. Think of him as a peasant who tricks slaves for his own profit.

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I have once again rejuvenated /balk/

boonche prefers gas trucks
he can't buy stock because he probably can't even make an account

Instead of taking action and making money he uses magical thinking to wish for bad upon his enemies. How very musulmanic and externally locustful.

This swiss faggot might be legitimately retarded, i know Sashko and Boon are mentally ill but even so, Boon has a sense of humor and some basic general knowledge in terms of history and politics.
The Swiss subhumans posts read like a mix of Sashkos paranoid schizophrenia and Boons self-importance but at the same time he feels like an NPC, as if this motherfuckers never had a single unique thought in his entire life. He can't be above 80 IQ

sleyvs have no money
he's a modern-day scribe larping as a merchant appealing to craftsmen

What type of mental illness is diabetes?

Boys what should I eat for breakfast, I am starving and don't want to eat junk

what's your height/weight, breh?

half a kilo of tendies

I'm only autistic you gypsy uber driver how can I be retarded if I'm in university studying the hardest course it's not my problem you don't understand my humor or my posts because you are a uber driver that has no time for education and gets ignored by 24yo boys.

bro, you do know autistics are literally called retards
you're mentally deficient

muh university

Paid by his parents in a tutorial mode country

I've been washing my hair with my mom's shampoo for years because I'm too lazy to buy my own

nigga filmin with "hidden cam" glasses

hardest course

What is that sir

With yogurt, not a bad idea

im betting on engineer

he's a pill dispenser

1.88m / 75kg.
Show me you have no idea what you're talking about.
You wouldn't survive one day in Switzerland.
Medicine.

troyancho rampin up the proxy self-arguin lately
his sistr is probably a teacher too busy with high school graduate festivities to make sure he takes his shizo meds

30€ yearly commission for the credit card

yikes, they want to bleed me dry
IBKR gives cheaper loans

Medicine is not even that hard ffs, have met endless amounts of retards who finished med school

gets offended everytime you tell him to fuck off

repeats the same "uber driver" phrase he has coded into his npc brain

Y-you just don't understand my sophisticated and cultured sense of humor , i wasn't butthurt at all that you insulted my whore sister(whom he supposedly hates)

I pay 60 EUR yearly for my plebbit card

deranged
this shit has a 2.5% monthly interest, I get 3.25% yearly with the broker

shampoo smell doesn't stay though

Fuck you criminal uber driver.
Did you finish your medicibe studies?
I can see you are stupid and can't understand things and I rather defend my stupid sabotaging sister than letting a gypsy uber driver talk bad about her.

figures, see both stab and boon are 1.65-1.67. so they both have this megalomania in their posts like to be viewed like world leaders in their universes.

You on the other hand or normal sized so you don't have that. You are however pretty thin, so probably luck a sense of being able to impose yourself to others. possibly skinny fat.

I think I just made a breakthrough in modern medicine not even Freud would have dreamed of.

Carry on.

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It does. Have you never smelled women's hair?

Not exactly a med student, currently studying though. Ain't saying shit is easy but there are courses like physics

bro they have like trillion substances in their hair ranging from perfume and conditioner to african sperm

good day friends

hear int is normie central innit

I'm lean and fit.
Physics is constant. The human body isn't.

have dream that I get diagnosed with liver cancer

lost 2 kilos in a week without changing drinking habits

the suffering will soon end

IBKR finally added proper TOTP 2FA, registered it on Aegis
now at least it work get nuked if my phone is lost

No physics isnt a constant

Aleksandrovska can't handle more drunks

It is.

sufferbey should make a comeback to heem all you e-asylum shizos with his spicy roasts

wasn't that the couch guy who got cucked by a long distance e-thot

Anon Babble is such a cesspit
you'd think people who care for their body would be any smarter than other board users but it's the same dumbasses spamming incelbait
unusable

most fit posters are fatties larping
99% of 4cuck boards are retarded, dont bother

meanwhile sashko eats sugar slop, does some pushups and situps, walks 10km in circles in his living room while vlogging and is in better shape than 99% of Anons

Tranny threads on Anon Babble are straighter than Anon Babble

straggot central vs faggot central

I can feel that a lot of people here are fat.

it isn't even fatties just stupid people with stupid opinions

rick needs to mount a horizontal bar on janev residence wall so stefan can unleash his retard strength on it

I dont take a lot of sugar

that's why you see flaming homosexuals like kelly and krasnoraped frequenting this board lol

you carbmaxx which breaks down into sugars in your body bro

at 75kg? whats your bench like 70kg?

so what is it?
whats your arguments here?

edging is hard work
time to relax by doing work work

Probably I don't remember.

I'm sorry chief, that's first day at the gym numbers, you can probably see your ripcage upfront.

but worry not, I'm running a program for all posters in here to strenthen them. ask stab. he was weak and small , and now ...well he's still weak and small but he does some pushups.

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Interesting way of spitefully internalizing and overexaggerating his child killer persona to get the normies to see what the gubbarment wanted him to do. I was used as a tool so now I'm gonna larp as the gov's strongest child killer to raise awareness bout their subhumanity.

No I'm lean and muscular.

well you know were to find me if you change your mind, champ.
ask stab, i never give up on my clients.
when he first came to me he was a weak jawed scrawny looking kid, now he's... well a weak jawed scrawny old man but he's doing some pushups.

Slowly losing my shit, have to survive 32 days here before I leave for greece.
Gym is the only place that helps me not think
I just want to go to my village and drink wine and tsipouro

i lift like 4-5 times a week and it's kinda working what should i do for my belly fat greekgod?

you need to do aerobics
sprints 10 meter, 10 times, around 10-12 minutes
jump boxes or jump obstacle, 8x5
anything that makes you explosive burns all the flab around your stomach etc.

Why you on reddit nigga ?

his hobby is reading r/europe and getting upset at the bots there

I can't visit r/greekbaddies and r/BulgarianGirls and not take a look at r/europe too!

i kneel

Crazy if Swissanon really is a sexhaver.

NT pill deboonked. Just be good looking.

that's not how fat loss works doe, it's not localized from exercise

powerless cuckold tries to convert another powerless cuckold's drivel into ragebait
ntzust work smarter, scam western fags, boomers and libtards and then cruise on the price hikes with a fraction of the money you scammed out of them and pay for the legalized scams like taxation, rent, etc. with illegal money checkm8

gyno and cirrhosis belly can be reduced by stop being a woman living in artificially created stress

nice nap, now i have a cool headache
hed probably try to hang himself off it by using a rope thats way too long or by using his shoelaces as rope or something else straight out of looney tunes like his usual suicide attempts

are they having a gay off?

it's /cbt/ culture
they're baiting you to post yourself so they can jerk off

his attempts only appear funny to you because you can't see the other dimensions where thoughts materialize instantly
except you don't have a physical body there, and the laws of transdimensional interloping won't allow instathoughts from that dimension to affect our physical universe

Never read any of his posts btw

And it looks like I'm not missing anything

they're baiting you to post yourself so they can jerk off

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can't post an anglefrauded lightmaxxed pic because I don't have any lights outside the main room

No need to look for excuses because nobody wants to see your deformed hairy uber driver body that you want to force on children.

OBSESSED

I like it

go to japan
do jav
???
profit

bro i bet every chair in the family dining room has footprints on it cos the retard keeps jumping off them

this is what turko-russian friendship looks like

You're literally drawing pictures of me and call me obsessed but you are obsessed.

OBSESSED +2

yall niggas gay

5 more pushup reps today
either monster is better than red bull or rest days are magic

The hair smell is at least partially because of the shampoo. Perfume is stronger and smells different

You know they're gay because they have rejected hairy goddesses

shaved mustache

coward

3x Alfa strong
Ready

more hair than slavic and western "men"

grim

I draw pictures of you but you are obsessed.

You have to have sex with woman that are hairy like man otherwise you are gay.

This place needs therapy.

is that why you're here schizo

Men who make their own rules don't need therapy. They need the power to enforce them on others so random nerds on the Internet can't disrespect them.

hmmm, might go to work after the meeting today
then on the way back I can buy some yogurt

you mean drugs? no thanks.

DOBRE E, SE SMEHUVAH

Go there

Where do I buy Serbian domain if I'm a Rustacean

transition into a proper language

Drugs are always good but some here need to take meds.
I would lick it yes.

albaboonia opened EU chapters
it's joever

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mali i zi is montenegro in albooni

bizarre

have you ever got so many (you)s?

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how else would niggermountain be called

dad brought turkish gyros

+2 BMI
+1 chest pain

No such thing

I'm going on a date with a Filipina this weekend.

find a chink instead

The only chinks here are men.

they're trying to hide their sisters from you

jrops in a few hours