29 years old edition
got too old for this shit
/med/ + frens
goof morning
/med/ders are elves
based?
Good morning, sisters.
Forgot I was supposed to be bake.
Giwtwm so much.
I wonder how much genetics has to do with developing problems by the time you turn 30. Is it really just because people eat trash and are too lazy? Nah, there MUST be at least a bit of genetics there.
braless slut (this is actually a good thing)
Forgot I was supposed to be bake.
You say this, but we all know you are trying to cope, and internally seething, at the portuguese baking
Nah, I like this edish.
Limoncello process commenced.
Hello, medlings! One coffee and let's get the ball rolling!
Hot
Happy birthday bud! You'll see, 29 yo is the top of your physical prowess.
The French hope principle..
Cryptic...
I wish Brune was here so I could tell him about my progress in climbing.
I wonder if gooning could just release some hormones in my brain that would help in seeing what I'm doing wrong at the cagie. Hm. Struggling a bit more than usual rn.
Well, now that he's not here, you can just progress your story further and also be able to tell him by the time he comes back that not only did you improve your climbing skills, but also improved your bf skills as you have a gf.
He's just waiting for the right moment to reappear, and when that moment will take place all depends on how we shape our future, gman.
Wait, is it your birthday today? Happy birthday if it is.
Struggling a bit more than usual rn.
I get ya, same for me at the office this week. I'd say take a real break, coffee, terrace, sun on your face kinda deal. It often helps me reset my brain.
progress your story further
I guess so friend, you are right. We keep doing it for all the frens, even if they're not here.
improved your bf skills as you have a gf.
I'm not there yet sadly but hopefully...
It would be good to make him proud once he came back, for sure.
He's just waiting for the right moment to reappear
He waits for us all to become confirmed fakecels I think. Once that happens, he'll stroll in with a bunch of SEA gfs to reward us.
BEGONE WICKED MACHINE BEGONE
it's not my birthday it's a funny meme about growing old goddamn it's POV YOUR birthday not POV MY birthday numbnuts
stop trying to read so much into memes
And lemonade.
happy birthday anon!!
I'm gonna kill you!
Tanti auguri di buon compleanno!
I hope you get to celebrate with your family and you get plenty of presents! Maybe even some cool new adult diapers or a stair lift, that shit is expensive.
it's not my birthday
In my defence, I thought that was the case until I read gman's post where he wished you a happy bday. After that I was not so sure anymore.
Oh and btw happy birthday. You should eat something tasty tonight, like a bacalhau or idk.
Perché è un bravo ragazzo
Perché è un bravo ragazzo
Perché è un bravo ragazzo
E nessuno lo può negar!
I'm gonna shit out some lil fella and then off to the shower.
youtube.com
slopkino, can hardly tell it apart from real e-celebs
Feliz cumpleaños muchacho
Cumpleanhos*
Why are all nafri posters schizos?
Cumpleaninhos*
Kek pretty good
The other side of the med is a bit too spicy, sun too strong and it fucks with their heads.
That woman on the right... Something is wrong with her...
found the source and that's actually the most masculine bosmer in existence
I just used Google Translate because my knowledge of foreign languages is extremely limited
stumbled on my childhood bestie's fb profile
blud is two years younger than me and looks like a washed up 27 while I still look 19
haven't seen him in 10 years and I used to be the ugly fat one of the duo
how the turntables have returned
happens iyc?
well now you know how to properly write it in Castilian Spanish, make sure to always write it like that going forward
No, I've always looked like shit
looks like a washed up 27
He looks like me?
Damn, poor guy.
It's about genetics but mainly way of life.
If he's too stressed and indulges in substances, it's only natural.
A guy younger than me looks like an old man now because he's divorced with kids.
Or maybe we are both afflicted by vampirism.
Sometimes I wake up and feel this intense thirst that can't be quenched by water or beer.
This feeling of a dry throat is accompanied by dreams of me chasing people and drinking their blood.
It happens once a year for a couple of weeks and then it goes away.
Got mired by a lot of gals both on the streets and in the store (achieved my goal as I did find some cheap brotein yoghurt in the store). It is my call to start the cut and lose even more weight. It's time to ambushmaxx. I'll just dump bb bench and do db bench and db incline bench to grow them milkers.
I got called a "genetic disgrace" this Monday.
That has to be one of the most repulsive drawn things that I have had the displeasure to see.
Fucking hell, man. Sorry that happened. Please tell me it was not a relative but just some random asshole.
Perhaps it's the chinese waste they put in our water that makes me be the way I am.
I will almost certainly forget
that's alright, it's a meme language and you really should be learning Portuguese anyway
it's a meme language
yeah he partied with booze basically every weekend
not being a normie has saved me in the end
what the hell is this lil bro
It was a friend.
what the hell is this lil bro
It's the giwtwm physique
not being a normie has saved me in the end
Nah, it's the vietkong genes.
Ragebaiting nigger
Eye cleanse.
Doesn't matter if it's a man or a woman.
If someone smokes, drinks and parties regularly, it's only a matter of time before they start degrading prematurely.
Add to that every day stress and bad eating habits combined with bad genes and you see how the memed wall is actually real.
And while being real it was not inevitable, rather it was brought closer by hedonism.
An austere life is better for the body, and for the mind too but it's just my opinion.
The tag you're looking for is "ambush"
Having lived an austere life, I disagree.
You're idolizing it. I don't drink or smoke or party, but I also don't work out or go outside. Being austere in itself is nothing, and doing nothing has its consequences too. Who will die sooner, the man who runs too much or the man who never runs? Could argue for either but neither is good.
Realistically if I ever bother to improve my knowledge of foreign languages it would probably be French or German. But I am lazy so I will just rely on Google Translate for my foreign language needs for the moment.
giwtwm physique
mf looks like he fell in the pot of trt and hrt soup as a kid
vietkong genes
I will unironically do a DNA test once I get some money so I can finally put an end this slander
I think it's mainly no smoking, no alcohol bc I have no friends and being somewhere on the acoustic spectrum so I don't get out much in the sun and also being obsessed with hats and sunscreen when I do get out
By austere life I didn't mean becoming complacent.
But let's say mediterranean diet combined with moderate exercise.
Greeks used to live longer without being obese thank's to those two principles.
When the country became wealthier, the people became fatter.
Can't be a coincidence.
ill skip on that one
mf looks like he fell in the pot of trt and hrt soup as a kid
And that's a good thing actually.
also being obsessed with hats
Jewish ass nigga
DNA test
You do you chef, I don't think I'd pay the international kike to keep a sample of my DNA for further research in his underground gooncave.
it's only a matter of time before they start degrading prematurely.
Definitely. However, the french nigga is genetically more likely to look youthful than his friend so that also matters a lot in this case.
it is a price I'm willing to pay
although not the 150€ right now tho
I must secure my acces to the post-jupiterian brezhoneg ethnostate
But let's say mediterranean diet combined with moderate exercise.
That's a really good combo. These last months, partying has been a net negative on my body so I will scale back and head toward that more ascetic lifestyle.
You're eating better but still starving for those sweet (You)s, I see kek.
Good for you, hopefully getting mired will give you the confidence to approach and breed a qt soon.
The less I eat and the less I'm hungry.
I eat less than a 55kg girl.
Hello, is this the chud general?
hese last months, partying has been a net negative on my body so I will scale back and head toward that more ascetic lifestyle.
You said you would cut down on drinking a few times already.
I hope this one is fr.
Highly unlike unless you weight less than 50 kg.
No, this is an antifascist general.
no, this is the Vepsian general
I just devoured a packed of rice cakes. I don't recall it going down.
Now check this out
I won't eat the pancrustacea.
consider this:
shrimp fren
I hope this one is fr.
It is already for real friend! Last parties I did, I either get only one drink for the night or just stay on soft drinks.
Soda ain't much better than alcohol so I'm still trying to find a healthy alternative.
Highly unlike unless you weight less than 50 kg
I extrapolate of course. But I'm surprised because I didn't eat a lot yesterday, still expanded a shitload of energy and today I'm filled with a half plate of sushi.
I expected to be famished and destroy a lot more food.
A moment of lapse, and boom.
Cool as fuck
Goofy lil' guy!
Do you eat fruits as snacks to sate off hunger? Could be worth it.
Yes, I do.
you can still rule over them as god-emperor of their micro ecosystem nonethethough
try drinking an ungodly amount of tea
works for me
I'm getting close to getting abs for summer
Soda ain't much better than alcohol so I'm still trying to find a healthy alternative.
Soda is much, much better than alcohol.
Alcohol has as many calories as carbohydrates, so 1 gram of alcohol has 4 kcal, same as 1 gram of carbohydrates, so if you drink the same amount of soda as of alcohol, you are likely getting as many calories but also fucking up your brain and liver in the process too.
But for soda you can drink sugar free sodas, who are way healthier and basically the same as water from a diet point of view unless you can't handle the sweetener used, which isn't the case for most people but some people are intolerant to some calorie free sweeteners.
I try it with water, but I generally don't end up drinking much.
I eat less than a 55kg girl.
Grim, do you function on sun energy or something.
Sometimes I have this fantasy that somehow chlorophyll has merged with my blood so when I'm under the sun I get the benefits of sunlight like the robots from Pluto.
You are among like minded individuals.
Sometimes work environments promote drinking as a bonding experience between team members and someone might not want to reject the offer to avoid harming their job prospects.
Or at least this is what I saw in some kdramas.
neighbour is hammering the wall like crazy with some reforms in the kitchen
it's so loud I can't even listen to youtube videos with earbuds on
siesta is cancelled today
I fucking swear living in apartments is a humilliation ritual, Americans don't know how good they have it in their suburbanite McMansions
try drinking an ungodly amount of tea
I assume you don't put any sweeteners whether it's sugar or milk or anything like that into the tea?
I hate americans, they managed to ruin their own cunt (the former peak of human civilization).
Forever stuck with the fat.
Hahaha, better than the real ones :D
I love machines <3
Damn, /med/ is turning into a retirement home. Make sure to eat your fig paste so you have a good bowel movement, and remember to throw a couple of escudos in your grand-grandson's birthday card.
He has stopped for now, I just know I will be laying about to get a good nap drifting between being awake and asleep and they will start hammering again.
I know your pain. Whenever anyone does any kind of home improvements in this building, the noises echo in the pipes and I can hear it as if it's next door, even if it's on another floor or much further down the hallway.
Interesting, I guess it's ok to get some ginger beer instead of some beer then.
Still green for that fishing trip, old pal? My old bones are creaking, good weather for trout.
Oldtown map
Kino, I only had the full continent version.
Btw, wasn't Battle Island built on some lovecraftian stone maze?
horrorslop is the only interesting ai slop imo
the fact everything is uncanny and constantly shifting really emulates a nonsensical nightmare
usually unsweetened or a teaspoon of honey if I'm feeling daring
Still green for that fishing trip, old pal? My old bones are creaking, good weather for trout.
My lumbago's been playing up again, but I'm still nimble enough to sneak out of the home when the nurses are on a shift change.
Btw, wasn't Battle Island built on some lovecraftian stone maze?
Its foundations are "black stone", which is a weird kind of oily black stone that appears in a few places across the known world, but nobody knows what it is or who built the structures. I don't remember if it ever comes up in the TV show, but in the books, it's one of those background mysteries occasionally hinted at, with the implication being that it's linked to an ancient race who used to worship eldritch horrors.
Sadly, all we can do is endlessly chase our tails in speculation, since FAT MAN will never finish his stories.
it's great for memes too
unc I...
Dizzying action
Why is alcohol so bad? Just out of curiosity
Caves. Interesting things.
niaaa.nih.gov
health.gov.au
There are many negative effects to drinking alcohol and it's widely studied.
Obviously if you drink let's say once a year it would probably not impact your life expenctancy any significant amount, but regular drinking will shorten your life.
I mean you feel drunk because your brain is literally getting poisoned from it
I wonder sometimes if I'm the butt of a big cosmic joke.
Being bald and ugly, it feels like my odds are so low that when people encourage me to keep doing dating apps or whatever, it feels like they absolutely don't believe I have an inkling of a shot and just feel bad for me.
Like telling a fat retarded kid that of course he can be a football athlete one day.
So I can keep trying and trying but I'm just like a spider stuck in a sink, trying to get out but doomed to stay there.
nimble enough to sneak out of the home when the nurses are on a shift change.
Glad to hear you didn't lose it yet, you old goat! I'll wait in the pick up outside.
background mysteries occasionally hinted at
I love those so much. Fatman is really good at background storytelling and little conspiracies and hints.
As I recall, it never was mentionned in the show.
since FAT MAN will never finish his stories.
:(
Interesting
I WANT TO SEX UP SOUTH AMERICAN FEMALES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I was just venting didn't mean to give you a (You), but enjoy it baldie
You can keep your (You)s
Being bald and ugly
Only one of those two is true.
Unsolicited advice is free to give so they abuse that.
Not to be rude but she's fat.
youtu.be
That girl from Superbus is so hot
Catalan is an official language in Balearic Islands
I can live there, and raise my kids, without ever being forced to learn that disgusting language, right?
That's nice of you fren but honestly, I have enough empirical evidence that proves it.
It is what it is.
They mean well, it's not really the issue. It's just that they're just as at a loss for words as I am. So they just say a nice platitude.
Attractive people should shut the fuck up once in a while, moving their face muscles less would preserve their skin
My sources tell me that almost every man struggles with dating these days, so it's probably not a personal failing on your part.
Maybe the cosmos (Demiurge) is trying to make up for his earlier spite, and that's why he keeps dropping athletic French tomboy OLs into your lap.
It's gotten to the point where I'm just staring at this webm for 45 minutes trying to work out whether or not it's AI generated or not (my urge to breed has driven me beyond the point of insanity).
No, kids learn the language in school.
I was going to hit the gym today, but it's very hot now (33 °C) and leg day can be skipped because of yesterday's race, so I'll go on Friday instead.
My sources tell me that almost every man struggles with dating these days
This. Not even objectively attractive guys are able to get laid now unless some parameters are fulfilled.
Good day med am back and it's finally the weekend
We are lucky, here the temperature are 10 to 20.
Enjoying the cool weather and not looking toward the summer at all.
33 degrees at the end of May? Grim
so it's probably not a personal failing on your part.
That's a small blessing. At the end of the day, the outcome is the same.
is trying to make up for his earlier spite, and that's why he keeps dropping athletic French tomboy OLs into your lap.
Maybe. It might be a boon or maybe a punishment. Still not sure which.
The fact that the cute tomboy is a portuguese with hairy arms doesn't help.
Are you watching the Conference final tonight?
how much of leaning is mandated?
Feeling terrible, despite good exterior factors.
Swedish.
*SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*
Skipping legs because of cardio?
You should play football on the weekends and that way you would never have to hit legs.
In Baleares parents have to choose which language their kids will receive education in, but some school don't offer Spanish so they only teach in Catalan.
But regardless of the chosen language they have to learn both languages, the chosen language is the one used in other subjects like math or science.
exhales
*SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*
some school don't offer Spanish
Any idea how widespread that is?
I presume Palma, Ibiza & south-western Mallorca will be safe in that regard, while eastern Mallorca, the rest of Ibiza & Minorca may be mostly Catalan?
they have to learn both languages
How much & for how many years?
Eat big to get big.
How true is that statement for you.
I found out that no matter how much I worked out or did cardio, I saw no results.
I was not becoming bigger.
Now that I am eating more, I see results though.
I would but it's not on TV unless you pay and I can't find links online
Woke up from a siesta that should have been longer. Still tired and I have to clean half of the home.
This is the usual weather in July/August.
I know, I'm lazy af.
Very lucky though.
Eat big to get big.
How true is that statement for you.
Very true. When I retook gym two years ago and also started to eat more than I used to, I managed to hit a weight that I never thought it would have been possible for me without even counting calories. Now that I eat a smaller quantity from September till now (even though it's a normal quantity and still hit the gym), I went back to the starting point, like if I hadn't done any progress.
hello niggas
I'm flying back to huezil tomorrow
+10h flight ugh
just go to Anon Babble a few minutes before the match, they always post some link in there
are chuds supposed to hate or love tomboys?
you'll be fine, with enough podcasts any travel is bearable :D
unless you're seated next to a crying baby, then you're fucked
Either integrate or fuck off shitalian
I don't like podcasts, I'd rather read books
issue is that it basically means I'll be more than 10 hours seated since it is difficult for me to get up with those very narrow seats
crying baby
unironically they don't bother me, unlike niggas that can only speak loud/scream
I'll integrate to Spain, not to a meme country
Isn't there a Sardinian town where they speak Catalan ?
I don't associate myself with people who paint their face, have tattoos or drink alcohol.
Now I might be called a chud, but I have been called worse before.
What do you mean by "alcohol"? Define
Chuds hate everything
Rude innit, amo.
never have to hit legs.
Horrible.
I'm a chud and I have an intense, almost unhealthy infatuation with tomboys, therefore it can be assumed that chuds love tomboys. Kot erat demonstrandum.
I hate boomers who eat bananas with a long ridiculous spoon
Any idea how widespread that is?
A minority.
How much & for how many years?
Catalan is mandatory for education until university.
Just like eating pizza with a fork and a knife. Or drinking water with a spoon.
Absolutely based beyond belief.
I'm not a chud and I don't like tomboys, besides she's full of makeup so I don't think she qualifies
Kot erat demonstrandum
In English, doc.
“Tung tung tung tung tung sahur dropped by during lunch break”, said Hungary's Prime Minister Viktor Orbán in a video on his TikTok page. In the video, Tung tung tung sahur is dancing, but there is little message beyond that in the Prime Minister's video
Get me out of this shithole lads.
Post the video
It's Greek for "what I just said was true". You use it at the end of an argument and it prevents anybody from disproving what you've just said. The "nuh-uh times infinity plus one" of the scientific community.
the confidence on this one
kneeling
I can't post it because moot thinks it's a spam. Just search for "viktor_a_tiktokon" to find his page, then it's the 4th and 5th most recent videos.
He lives by nobody's rules but his own
yes, Alghero
Tung tung tung tung sahur beugrott ebédszünetben #orbanviktor #miniszterelnok #follow #fyp #Magyarország #brainrot #tungtungtung #sahur
Wow
A minority.
Aight, thanks for elaborating
Catalan is mandatory for education until university.
Yuck, I've to whip kids to think themselves Spaniards first when I move over.
Yuck, I've to whip kids to think themselves Spaniards first when I move over.
Quanto prendi di 104 al mese boss, sono invidioso