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Sex arse ads on a blue board?

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mines a banner for a pixel art game of some sort

Hallelujah!

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Are those sex arses still stuck in Calais?

i bought a 3 year pass to support the chans

bongs i am in dire need of help
youtu.be/7tdpobWzVzY?si=XB27xgg5JvXpzuPm
Does anybody know where i can get the lyrics to this? Or at least can get a better read on the first verses than i?

i work here, in a old ditch(?)

i'm diggin(?), now the fire calls my body

???

??? with pain(?)

i'm here(?) and i've seen some things

but names me ???

??? of my able soul

such a shit name for such a good band

utter mong you are

Today I ate:
1 peanut butter sandwich
clif builder bar
taco flavored chips
a steak and cheese sandwich
a 1/2 lb burger with a side of fries
2 slices of pizza
1 jumbo honey bun
A cinnamon roll

Hopes of motherhood crushed after IVF embryos destroyed in Israel's Gaza offensive

not really
what would you have named them

And L Tyrosine

sir sex arse

they're both quite good but I'm going with the left one
or maybe I'll go full nick beggs

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Forgot your Bradley did you?

I gave on logging food because they sometimes don't have item I eat in their database and I suck at estimating how much odd serving sizes are

left is almost like a male chelsea cut
like he had a chelsea and braided the back
they were a ska band to begin with as well
strange

i've totally arsed up my life

mad the way black american men had anal sex every day for 200 years resulting in them in modern day having looser anuses than other races

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Same I just am writhing in agony due to my sloth. I am a sinner. And a slave.

I have never had sex.

but... but that's insane!

Gluttony. Only thing that really works is skipping breakfast. Breakfast kickstarts the calorie lust and you just keep feeding and feeding and feeding.

americans can NOT suffer they simply can NOT suffer

The angle of the dangle is proportional to the motion of the ocean.

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Woke up at 4am and couldn't get back to sleep.

sex with cuban women dressed in cyberpunk style

she's really pretty

GOOD morning VIETNAM

Test

mic one mic one isn't this a lot of fun

kek

he's trying so hard to sound like bowie kek

I need to taste a sample of Emma Watson’s girl poo.

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what do you think of the harry potter casting lad?

do you say the same thing about richard butler? david sylvian? peter murphy?
silly cunt

Black emoji.

I doubt I’ll be posting about her farts and poos when she comes of age. I’m loyal to Emma.

this sex arse advertisement is not sfw

has emma watson ever wont a cute maid uniform?

who sipping a delicious coffee rn

Great concussion.

Rorkes da getting banned on Facebook for antisemitism

Accuire my prespective you fall a Jew.

pepsi

Me. I’m at 3rd shift toil.

There is something you need to know.

Kakakh.

Rorke freezing his gatorade so he can blend it up later and have an ice cold gatorade mojito with no alcohol

this but monster slushies

just woke up but I shall be getting on the brown stuff VERY soon

russell grant sex arse

Dick's working. You are not a professor.

i dont know anything about warhammer except space marine 2, what is a good audiobook for someone new to the franchise? i only listen to audiobooks so dont tell me to read a physical book or ill beat you up

Your eyes are a lie..

This is too dumb. I am.strong.

real eyes realize real lies

Later later alligator of awesomeness

Think mark think..

think it's a big board game lad not a book

hes too long
sending him back

just failed my iq test

How so? XD
Get Russian..

worm cat or something

Looks like sabrina carpenter if she were covered in roadside biker bar tattoos that cost $12 like iDubbbz's girlfriend.

I will straight up square up on you if you ever post this again

You don't smell bad.. XD

Sex music.

longcat is going to singe his little whiskers

@81
don’t ever reply to me again

for ant people
ant music for sex people
get on your knees and hear the insect prayer

inhaling toast

Currently sleeping

It's Bulgarian stopp

You seem to me..? Sorry, Y

I wish Spotify would just copy Apple's UI, I used AM for a bit and it 'feels' better due to simple things like to select something you long press anywhere on a song/artist/album to show you the options rather than having to press the three dots on the right and you can drag the music cursor by pressing anywhere on the music bar and dragging left or right. Basically AM understands people's thumb is usually in the middle lower half of the screen. AM's playlists are pure dogshit and it's userbase must be tiny because there aren't the millions of user made playlists to pick up the slack like spotify.

Cats? Love ‘em. Dogs? Stupid annoying needy runts

What would you do if you were Fares??

that is a furry snake

I don't know.

why are mick jagger's lips so big

It's cuz he like sucking cock

God she has so much more than I thought she did.

Seems to follow the release schedule of a DJ where she just constantly puts out EPs and singles and organizes them into an album eventually

browsing Anon Babble

they are both good friends

have they decided whether 0.999...=1 or not yet

Non-Whites are a protected class in Britain under our jewish liberal democracy, which is fundamentally an inversion of the natural order where the blonde Aryan rules the dark biomass.

usually just have coffee for breakfast these days

they've decided yes, but not agreed or understood

I'm the same most of the time but you just can't beat a slice of toast once in a while

Runt

Very English. Nonsense..

Yes.

The British elite have always been utter degenerates.

They've always had a fetish for Dasyu and Bantus, rather than adopting the Nordicist-Hitlerian approach of depopulating non-Whites.

They waged war against our Germanic brothers in WW1 while lauding "Indian gentlemen", then let themselves be taken over by Jews to wage war again in 1939, and then finally lost the empire to the USA.

They are a washed up class of cowards who have given up on the nation and life.

"These men are not made of the same stuff as the Francis Drakes and the other magnificent adventurers who created the empire. These, after all, are the tired sons of a long line of rich men, and they will lose their empire"

- Benito Mussolini, 1939

yeah?

You wouldn't get it.

Yes.

You just gave me an idea.

that's phallus
that image?
it's of phallus

LIV
ERP
OOL

Jk rorkeling on a mad one again

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this is the world destruction,
your arse ain't nothing,
the poo you make out of your bum is a disgrace,
the shits gets shitter,
the poo is getting poorer,
that is woeful out your bum, that isn't cool

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eating three threes sweet spiced gherkins right out of the jar, they're fucking delicious

you spam gimmicks all day ever day you sad incel cunt

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yeah nice one mate

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Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

i spend 10 minutes here a day since may last year posting near-universally well-received gimmicks
and also i'm not gyaldemfreak with his LIV ERP OOL shite

Too many Jews in 2025..

have to leave the flat for the first time since friday in 15 mins

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

Spitting..

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

watching the onion videos from circa 2008-2013

This chestnut.

I will take a piss.

You know who liked black willies? Jeffrey Dahmer. He kept some in his freezer.

imagining what it would be like to be a woman and have a bloke spunk all over me

I am gay.

fizzy raspberry lime blood orange lavender lemonade

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new daisy taylor track just dropped and it's a banger

elf bell barb
or
babbler fell

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err no how about you fuck off?

thats a tranny

To use the free spreadsheets you HAVE to watch 30 second ads periodically. Believe you can't do anything else on the machine besides MAYBE ctl alt del

Any frilly knickers and a buttplug on their way to toil man in?

kek

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Red flag.

very nice pictures dear i love you

my first gf used to batter me a lot, proper hard punches too

kekaroo

why

she thought it was playful i think, i told her to knock it off many times but she didn't

Not complete.

off to toil now x

Non-Whites are so ugly

I am a Sensitive Young Man and I shouldn't have to look at their apelike physiognomy.

Short dick man.

Huh?

dog owners are mentally ill and child-like in nature

rorke still using internet explorer somehow

Wonder how they're gonna pay for this one

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With you..

Jewry? Not a fan, lads. Not a fan.

Couple of skips
Containing refuse no doubt

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that's like when female bonobos hit and kick the males so they will have sex with them

it is a beautiful dog tbf and a beautiful skinny girl with nice tits

out of their own pockets surely!

went to NA last night, bloke there told me there's another one being held a half hour drive away tonight and he'd like to see me there, not sure if i can be arsed, especially since i'm off my tits on heroin at the minute

Did you do it?

lil timmy will x

same smell as my bellend

Oftwat hahaha

Just an idea..

David Blaine, good spell caster. High mana.

I think you will make me a nice macaroni salad, yes?

I am not Zerg..

sounds nice, and also extremely fattening

Cut the hands of the filthy thief ughhe.

My balls? Busted
My leg? Pulled
The other one? Same
A laugh? Had, but not by me

but didn't the government just give them £3bn

make sure to subscribe and click the bell

Fosters, good call

Click it.

only if you eat it to excess
you wouldn't do that, would you?

Ay shoutout the state of arizona I got head from a girl from there once and it does the pavlov's conditioning thing on my brain literally every time someone mentions it

was reading about aleister crowley earlier reckon he was probably the most powerful wizard of the modern era

My blood is boiling..

A fucking Norwegian movie..

He got his start in alchemy, too.

just watched that ad to see what the fuck you're on about
can't suspend my disbelief that it would be daytime in australia and britain at the same time

Shut the nigger bloody hell

You know these girls is sideyein me because they want to know my backstory of why I'm so mad all the time

Just listen..

You know these girls is slanteyein

The Dutch Empire..

You don’t like a nice cold fosters cobber?

Shout 'nigger' at the top of your lungs
Do it now

But then I lose?

I imagine Emma Watson’s farts smell heavenly.

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you trying to get me nicked mate

Don't give up :)

Hematnik.. XD.

Vietnam won most handsome man competition

i like anything that i can get drunk off of

Fosters is unironically fine if it's a hot day or something like that and you get it on draught. Most common beers are good for that kind of pint, tbf.

A poo penis, a poonis

Where is it??

The Aussie battle cry..

Ok champ calm down
Why u getting involved for

Can this be done?

/brit/ is an australophobia-free zone

Get rid of the fucking cum less

So madly in love with my Australian egf that it is affecting my work. My boss emailed me asking why Ive been so off as of late, and I dont have the words to explain. Cant muster the energy to engage in boring small talk, when I could be talking to her. Oh dear, oh gosh, I need a diazepam.

my trim is just so fucking tragic it’s unreal

I wanted to get involved.

lad's while he isn't here to hear us talking about him I really think we need to do something about this canadian nonce that keeps showing up he's making me feel uncomfortable when he posts

Poo on the aussies

I dreamed about this..

what's the situation

ktim
I just let it grow out now, the whole experience at a barbers/hairdressers is unpleasant and you have to pay 30 quid for it these days. Never again

Combine..

what makes life worth living? the only thing i can think of is tits

The dog is shaking..

Wanna go for a shower but my mum is hanging about right outside my bedroom door so I can’t

Get out of the movie?

sir player character

kick the door down and storm the corridor lad, she'll never knew what hit her

for months
for years
tits were once a source of fun and games at home

Inferior fucker..

get her shagged

missing white woman syndrome

i only wank to porn where the performers are married to each other

I am trying to goon..

Both good options

This is a crime in 2025..

she's seen your willer more times than any other woman so not sure why you'd get shy about it now

cranking a jester out of a little box

bit heroined up at the minute lids

Alright champ!

did not like the jack in the box as a child
did not like the way he threw himself at me

I used to break the mechanism

This is the truth..

wanking to a Czech woman with enormous breasts

coconut just fell on my head, killing me instantly

With VPN?

I'm glad

Fuck this shithole?

The who likes dp

um

*loots your corpse for $900, a Potion of Healing and two durries*

I love english people

bashing my bollocks with a coconut

bit pooey out

raping my arse with a coconut

Okay.

why do men get on one knee while proposing to a woman?

because they wanna be face to face with the

Yeah we’re gonna fucking make it
I will be rich
I will

Just fuck you bro..

The metro station..

need a 10th century abbasid wife

No, eating your own semen isn't inherently "gay." Sexual orientation is about who you're attracted to, not what you do with your own body.

People might do things out of curiosity, kink, or for other personal reasons. It doesn’t define or change your sexual orientation unless it involves attraction to others of the same gender. In short: no, it's not gay—it's just a personal choice.

Passify this Frenchman..

me too same

How old is you

Old enough.

i think charles should go mad, been a good while since there's been a mad king

My teeth are bleeding

Sir Wanker..

Yad

Butched dick..