curt smith edition
/brit/
Sex arse ads on a blue board?
mines a banner for a pixel art game of some sort
Hallelujah!
Are those sex arses still stuck in Calais?
i bought a 3 year pass to support the chans
bongs i am in dire need of help
youtu.be
Does anybody know where i can get the lyrics to this? Or at least can get a better read on the first verses than i?
i work here, in a old ditch(?)
i'm diggin(?), now the fire calls my body
???
??? with pain(?)
i'm here(?) and i've seen some things
but names me ???
??? of my able soul
example given
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such a shit name for such a good band
utter mong you are
There are your 2 choices of hairstyle
Today I ate:
1 peanut butter sandwich
clif builder bar
taco flavored chips
a steak and cheese sandwich
a 1/2 lb burger with a side of fries
2 slices of pizza
1 jumbo honey bun
A cinnamon roll
Hopes of motherhood crushed after IVF embryos destroyed in Israel's Gaza offensive
not really
what would you have named them
And L Tyrosine
sir sex arse
they're both quite good but I'm going with the left one
or maybe I'll go full nick beggs
Forgot your Bradley did you?
I gave on logging food because they sometimes don't have item I eat in their database and I suck at estimating how much odd serving sizes are
left is almost like a male chelsea cut
like he had a chelsea and braided the back
they were a ska band to begin with as well
strange
i've totally arsed up my life
mad the way black american men had anal sex every day for 200 years resulting in them in modern day having looser anuses than other races
Same I just am writhing in agony due to my sloth. I am a sinner. And a slave.
I have never had sex.
but... but that's insane!
Gluttony. Only thing that really works is skipping breakfast. Breakfast kickstarts the calorie lust and you just keep feeding and feeding and feeding.
americans can NOT suffer they simply can NOT suffer
The angle of the dangle is proportional to the motion of the ocean.
Woke up at 4am and couldn't get back to sleep.
sex with cuban women dressed in cyberpunk style
she's really pretty
GOOD morning VIETNAM
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bit sad innit
you know what I have to say to that
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Test
mic one mic one isn't this a lot of fun
kek
it's a good song
I might like this one even better
youtube.com
they're both very good
he's trying so hard to sound like bowie kek
I need to taste a sample of Emma Watson’s girl poo.
what do you think of the harry potter casting lad?
do you say the same thing about richard butler? david sylvian? peter murphy?
silly cunt
Black emoji.
I doubt I’ll be posting about her farts and poos when she comes of age. I’m loyal to Emma.
this sex arse advertisement is not sfw
has emma watson ever wont a cute maid uniform?
who sipping a delicious coffee rn
Great concussion.
Rorkes da getting banned on Facebook for antisemitism
Accuire my prespective you fall a Jew.
pepsi
Me. I’m at 3rd shift toil.
There is something you need to know.
Kakakh.
Rorke freezing his gatorade so he can blend it up later and have an ice cold gatorade mojito with no alcohol
this but monster slushies
just woke up but I shall be getting on the brown stuff VERY soon
russell grant sex arse
Dick's working. You are not a professor.
i dont know anything about warhammer except space marine 2, what is a good audiobook for someone new to the franchise? i only listen to audiobooks so dont tell me to read a physical book or ill beat you up
Your eyes are a lie..
Off shortly
This is too dumb. I am.strong.
real eyes realize real lies
Later later alligator of awesomeness
Think mark think..
think it's a big board game lad not a book
hes too long
sending him back
just failed my iq test
How so? XD
Get Russian..
worm cat or something
Looks like sabrina carpenter if she were covered in roadside biker bar tattoos that cost $12 like iDubbbz's girlfriend.
I will straight up square up on you if you ever post this again
You don't smell bad.. XD
Sex music.
longcat is going to singe his little whiskers
@81
don’t ever reply to me again
for ant people
ant music for sex people
get on your knees and hear the insect prayer
inhaling toast
Currently sleeping
It's Bulgarian stopp
You seem to me..? Sorry, Y
I wish Spotify would just copy Apple's UI, I used AM for a bit and it 'feels' better due to simple things like to select something you long press anywhere on a song/artist/album to show you the options rather than having to press the three dots on the right and you can drag the music cursor by pressing anywhere on the music bar and dragging left or right. Basically AM understands people's thumb is usually in the middle lower half of the screen. AM's playlists are pure dogshit and it's userbase must be tiny because there aren't the millions of user made playlists to pick up the slack like spotify.
Cats? Love ‘em. Dogs? Stupid annoying needy runts
What would you do if you were Fares??
that is a furry snake
I don't know.
why are mick jagger's lips so big
It's cuz he like sucking cock
God she has so much more than I thought she did.
Seems to follow the release schedule of a DJ where she just constantly puts out EPs and singles and organizes them into an album eventually
browsing Anon Babble
been a charli fan since 2012 me
soundcloud.com
they are both good friends
have they decided whether 0.999...=1 or not yet
Non-Whites are a protected class in Britain under our jewish liberal democracy, which is fundamentally an inversion of the natural order where the blonde Aryan rules the dark biomass.
usually just have coffee for breakfast these days
they've decided yes, but not agreed or understood
I'm the same most of the time but you just can't beat a slice of toast once in a while
Runt
mick jagger is a demon
should not be trusted
Very English. Nonsense..
Yes.
The British elite have always been utter degenerates.
They've always had a fetish for Dasyu and Bantus, rather than adopting the Nordicist-Hitlerian approach of depopulating non-Whites.
They waged war against our Germanic brothers in WW1 while lauding "Indian gentlemen", then let themselves be taken over by Jews to wage war again in 1939, and then finally lost the empire to the USA.
They are a washed up class of cowards who have given up on the nation and life.
"These men are not made of the same stuff as the Francis Drakes and the other magnificent adventurers who created the empire. These, after all, are the tired sons of a long line of rich men, and they will lose their empire"
- Benito Mussolini, 1939
yeah?
You wouldn't get it.
Yes.
la brék
You just gave me an idea.
that's phallus
that image?
it's of phallus
LIV
ERP
OOL
Jk rorkeling on a mad one again
this is the world destruction,
your arse ain't nothing,
the poo you make out of your bum is a disgrace,
the shits gets shitter,
the poo is getting poorer,
that is woeful out your bum, that isn't cool
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eating three threes sweet spiced gherkins right out of the jar, they're fucking delicious
you spam gimmicks all day ever day you sad incel cunt
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yeah nice one mate
Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women
i spend 10 minutes here a day since may last year posting near-universally well-received gimmicks
and also i'm not gyaldemfreak with his LIV ERP OOL shite
Too many Jews in 2025..
have to leave the flat for the first time since friday in 15 mins
Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.
Spitting..
Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid
watching the onion videos from circa 2008-2013
This chestnut.
youtube.com
one of my favourites
I will take a piss.
You know who liked black willies? Jeffrey Dahmer. He kept some in his freezer.
aye that's a good'un, big fan of this one myself
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imagining what it would be like to be a woman and have a bloke spunk all over me
I am gay.
fizzy raspberry lime blood orange lavender lemonade
new daisy taylor track just dropped and it's a banger
elf bell barb
or
babbler fell
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err no how about you fuck off?
thats a tranny
To use the free spreadsheets you HAVE to watch 30 second ads periodically. Believe you can't do anything else on the machine besides MAYBE ctl alt del
Any frilly knickers and a buttplug on their way to toil man in?
kek
Red flag.
very nice pictures dear i love you
my first gf used to batter me a lot, proper hard punches too
kekaroo
why
she thought it was playful i think, i told her to knock it off many times but she didn't
CORRR YJK!!!!!
Not complete.
off to toil now x
Non-Whites are so ugly
I am a Sensitive Young Man and I shouldn't have to look at their apelike physiognomy.
Short dick man.
Huh?
dog owners are mentally ill and child-like in nature
rorke still using internet explorer somehow
Wonder how they're gonna pay for this one
With you..
Jewry? Not a fan, lads. Not a fan.
Couple of skips
Containing refuse no doubt
that's like when female bonobos hit and kick the males so they will have sex with them
it is a beautiful dog tbf and a beautiful skinny girl with nice tits
out of their own pockets surely!
went to NA last night, bloke there told me there's another one being held a half hour drive away tonight and he'd like to see me there, not sure if i can be arsed, especially since i'm off my tits on heroin at the minute
Did you do it?
lil timmy will x
same smell as my bellend
Oftwat hahaha
Just an idea..
David Blaine, good spell caster. High mana.
I think you will make me a nice macaroni salad, yes?
I am not Zerg..
sounds nice, and also extremely fattening
Cut the hands of the filthy thief ughhe.
My balls? Busted
My leg? Pulled
The other one? Same
A laugh? Had, but not by me
but didn't the government just give them £3bn
make sure to subscribe and click the bell
Fosters, good call
Click it.
only if you eat it to excess
you wouldn't do that, would you?
Ay shoutout the state of arizona I got head from a girl from there once and it does the pavlov's conditioning thing on my brain literally every time someone mentions it
was reading about aleister crowley earlier reckon he was probably the most powerful wizard of the modern era
My blood is boiling..
A fucking Norwegian movie..
He got his start in alchemy, too.
just watched that ad to see what the fuck you're on about
can't suspend my disbelief that it would be daytime in australia and britain at the same time
Shut the nigger bloody hell
You know these girls is sideyein me because they want to know my backstory of why I'm so mad all the time
Just listen..
You know these girls is slanteyein
The Dutch Empire..
You don’t like a nice cold fosters cobber?
Shout 'nigger' at the top of your lungs
Do it now
But then I lose?
I imagine Emma Watson’s farts smell heavenly.
you trying to get me nicked mate
Don't give up :)
Hematnik.. XD.
Vietnam won most handsome man competition
i like anything that i can get drunk off of
Fosters is unironically fine if it's a hot day or something like that and you get it on draught. Most common beers are good for that kind of pint, tbf.
A poo penis, a poonis
Where is it??
The Aussie battle cry..
Ok champ calm down
Why u getting involved for
Can this be done?
/brit/ is an australophobia-free zone
Get rid of the fucking cum less
So madly in love with my Australian egf that it is affecting my work. My boss emailed me asking why Ive been so off as of late, and I dont have the words to explain. Cant muster the energy to engage in boring small talk, when I could be talking to her. Oh dear, oh gosh, I need a diazepam.
my trim is just so fucking tragic it’s unreal
I wanted to get involved.
lad's while he isn't here to hear us talking about him I really think we need to do something about this canadian nonce that keeps showing up he's making me feel uncomfortable when he posts
Poo on the aussies
I dreamed about this..
what's the situation
ktim
I just let it grow out now, the whole experience at a barbers/hairdressers is unpleasant and you have to pay 30 quid for it these days. Never again
Combine..
what makes life worth living? the only thing i can think of is tits
The dog is shaking..
Wanna go for a shower but my mum is hanging about right outside my bedroom door so I can’t
Get out of the movie?
sir player character
kick the door down and storm the corridor lad, she'll never knew what hit her
for months
for years
tits were once a source of fun and games at home
so cute youtube.com
Inferior fucker..
get her shagged
missing white woman syndrome
i only wank to porn where the performers are married to each other
I am trying to goon..
Both good options
This is a crime in 2025..
she's seen your willer more times than any other woman so not sure why you'd get shy about it now
cranking a jester out of a little box
bit heroined up at the minute lids
Alright champ!
did not like the jack in the box as a child
did not like the way he threw himself at me
I used to break the mechanism
This is the truth..
wanking to a Czech woman with enormous breasts
so adorable
coconut just fell on my head, killing me instantly
With VPN?
I'm glad
Fuck this shithole?
The who likes dp
um
*loots your corpse for $900, a Potion of Healing and two durries*
I love english people
bashing my bollocks with a coconut
bit pooey out
raping my arse with a coconut
Okay.
why do men get on one knee while proposing to a woman?
because they wanna be face to face with the
Yeah we’re gonna fucking make it
I will be rich
I will
Just fuck you bro..
The metro station..
need a 10th century abbasid wife
No, eating your own semen isn't inherently "gay." Sexual orientation is about who you're attracted to, not what you do with your own body.
People might do things out of curiosity, kink, or for other personal reasons. It doesn’t define or change your sexual orientation unless it involves attraction to others of the same gender. In short: no, it's not gay—it's just a personal choice.
Passify this Frenchman..
me too same
How old is you
Old enough.
i think charles should go mad, been a good while since there's been a mad king
My teeth are bleeding
Sir Wanker..
Yad
Butched dick..