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Have any of you been to Lethbridge before? I used to live in Idaho and I loved it and my Canadian coworkers (I work at Tim Hortons) all say that Lethbridge is beautiful

Business idea: remote controlled Iceland

I’m such a loser and I hate myself. I’m scared of dying but when I go to sleep I hope I never wake up. Fuck everything. Life is bullshit. I’m like an annoying nihilist emo teenager. Pathetic. Can’t even look at myself in the mirror.

Don't press the "eruption" buttons

chill the fuck out and watch this, it'll make you laugh and want to keep living

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1748291588883044.webm

I nearly got stuck in Europe because of your big eruption. It cleared up just before my flight home. I was looking at boat passages back across the Atlantic LOL

Now he just wants YOU to die in your sleep

*trips over my untied shoes comedically and whirls around going "woah woah woah!" until i fall flat on my face, missing the "eruption" button*
Ouch!
*grabs the desk from the floor, hitting the button on accident*
what did i miss?

i know a guy from lethbridge and he says it's a nightmare world

Only way you can really get over that is taking baby steps and giving yourself marginally bigger and bigger challenges until you can rebuild confidence in yourself through incremental success

Best humor women can come up with

youtube.com/watch?v=15joCwPYYk8&pp=0gcJCdgAo7VqN5tD

LOL

Grow up, faggot.

methbirdge?

Such is the way of Pakistani men.

hooters

lol

if girlfriends are real, how come I've never had one?

because you're an unlovable chud

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1748174265177424.webm

How often do you go to the barber

might peculiar

Baby do you like this beat
I made it so you'd sleep with me
It's like 199 degrees
When you're doing it with me
Doing it with me

should I use marinara, alfredo, or pesto on my pasta tonight

never i have been cutting my own hair since the coof scare forced everyone to close up shop

just debated chatgpt on religion

Watching a boring, overly granular, and technical video to put myself to sleep

Oilers!

i do this with video game lore videos

I said certified freak, seven days a week
Wet ass bussy, make that pullout game weak, woo! (Ah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fucking with some wet ass bussy
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass bussy
Give me everything you got for this wet ass bussy
Beat it up, nigga, catch a charge
Extra large, and extra hard
Put this bussy right in yo' face
Swipe your nose like a credit card
Hop on top, I want a ride
I do a kegel while it's inside
Spit in my mouth, look at my eyes
This bussy is wet, come take a dive

took the train today and there was a kween with her daughter waiting by the exit door with a FINE C/D cup rack

tuesday night goon sesh!

Most Japan and Korean flags on here are probably US military instead of real gooks

more like GOONSDAY night amirite?

For me right now it’s a poorly executed linguistics video talking about grammar in a language I don’t speak

Type it up, then don't post it until the new thread.

Watch it. You’re going to invoke the wrath of Tiwas

I routinely withhold good posts to punish /cum/ if I'm seeing a lot of shitposts and just pure garbage going on.

Weight loss is going well. Keeping my km up daily. Will take dogbert for another hike tomorrow, hopefully the trail is dry after the rain yesterday.

Malaria.

thinking about getting a job

Back from the goon sesh

hopefully you don't clobbered with a brick and RAPED by an INDIAN

What's stopping America from producing a Karl Pilkington?

implying that leafs ever make good posts

According to Spotify I've listened to Irreplaceable 4681 times since January 1st

It’s over I’ve been blacklisted

You just need a man, who says seemingly stupid things, that when fully explained they're not stupid but very simple minded and generally wholesome. Then surround that person with semi-intellectuals/semi-comedians, and record the conversations.

at least you werent blacked

from what?

i literally carry this thread 50% of the time.

No I am a man and slightly overweight and taller than the average Indian. When I walk past them on my brisk evening walks they look down when we pass.

Chapo Trap House? Felix is kinda like Pilkington.

gn

based chubbo mogging jeets with his chadley gaze

make a chuffing noise too, get inside their heads.

gosh i love breasts so fucking much

Sure thing johnny somali

so many bwc cope threads on gif

same

Damn I love breasts, I want to see more of them.

C A N A D I A N S

timmy mind broken by bbc

average leaf HUNNI when she gets a whiff of an AmeriGOD

this you?

how many more words are black people going to try to use as a slur before they realize white people don't give a shit about being called "timmy" or "cracker"

Mayo monkey

there are 6 timmy cope threads on Anon Babble vs 3 BBC threads lol

not going to fact check the porn addict poster

lmfao i like that one

it's not that anyone gives a fuck as much as it gets old. Like calling 10% of the population a nigger means nothing to me because I rarely see them, but from their perspective they'd be hearing it most of the time and it's not as funny. At least that's how my asian friend explained getting ching chonged at, maybe niggers aren't smart enough to comprehend it

just shotgunned a glass of milk

i think it's just blackcel cope or israeli shills trying to sew dissent

I will have a gf by the end of the year...

thats a huge nose

STOP BEING ANTISEMITIC THE PRESIDENT OF MEXICO IS JEWISH

Okay, big nose.

My cute Asian coworker is very obviously attracted to me, how do I proceed?

you're fat ass fuck nigga nobody attracted to you

This guy is going to be world famous just because of his nose, sad

tell her "ching chong ding dong xDD" it'll get her horny for u

Kinda difficult to get it to produce an image of a man shooting a shotgun into his mouth even if it's milk

lmfao

lmfaaaaaaaaaaao

I decided I'll be Christian and autistic about Christian stuff because I literally got nothing else going on.

They've already surrendered that battle. That's why even when they're in all black company and do not believe they are being overheard, they still just use 'wypipo'.

have one of those gillete replaceable blade packs

go out on a trip

my dumb ass threw away the razor before coming home

FUCK

oy vey, can you BELIEVE the stones on these anti-semites!!

girls hate beards you are fucking fucked, fucking

i dont care about israel

hahaha bodied that freak

fascinating thread

youtube.com/watch?v=kRwJvOm395E

Saw an Indian the other day, horrible creatures.

one of the common risks of looking in the mirror

bodied that freak

That's part of the questionnaire for getting a visiting visa to Iceland?
If so, GIGA BASED ICELAND.

so iceland, are you in any way associated with nazi germany? have you solicited or procured prostitutes?

my state, which is very small and has like maybe 1million people, has half as many gold medals in the olympics as india does

No to both, although i might sing nigga heil hitler once in a while

Indeed the state of all who are preoccupied is wretched, but the most wretched are those who are toiling not even at their own preoccupations, but must regulate their sleep by another's, and their walk by another's pace, and obey orders in those freest of all things, loving and hating. If such people want to know how short their lives are, let them reflect how small a portion is their own.

dumb peanutposter

Where to move in Alberta as an Idahoan?

just move to CDA instead it's way easier

edumacate yaselves, crackas!

I’m genuinely baffled by Canadians who condemn American influence in the name of “sovereignty,” yet proudly applaud the King of England. How do they square that?

Our Head of State is a foreign monarch. The Governor General serves in his name. Our Prime Minister swears an oath - not to the Constitution, not to the Charter, and not to the People of Canada - but to the King, his heirs, and successors.

That’s not sovereignty. It’s subservience wrapped in ceremony.

If that contradiction doesn’t bother someone, nothing will. And frankly, at this point, it’s not worth trying to convince them otherwise.

Yes, digging in to why India has curiously minuscule representation in international athletics will lead you on an incredible and tragic journey. Often you start by giving them the benefit of the doubt; oh they just don't have a sport culture or economic factors in terms of access or something like that. Then you quickly prove both of those theories are completely false. They love sport. They play it all the time. They SHOULD have strong football teams at minimum given that sport is very popular, accessible, there are fucking bajillion Indians surely a few of them ought be decent by genetic lottery brute force. But nope. The only international comp I consistently see them involved with in an earned, non-participation award affirmative action kind of way, is archery. They have a team of skinny fat little men and chunky blob women who can aim a bow and arrow pretty well.

Aside from that they've got one good spear chucker in track and field. And he lost TO PAKISTAN in the last Olympics.

the only international comp I consistently see them involved with in an earned, non-participation award affirmative action kind of way, is archery

pakipaddle, you dunce

That's not a real sport.

Based monarchy, fuck republicans

If Canada is stolen land then the govt of Canada can’t oppose annexations of it from foreign powers.

I bet y'all bitch niggas don't even Mortal Kombat. Favorite character?

you didn't realize he's setting you free, casting you out of the failing vestiges of the bongoloid empire?

venti is taking husbando applications rn

why not?

I swear I hear this bitch is single, engaged, and married over and over on a loop.

destiny fucked this chud whore

no he didn't

renewing visa to the usa

quite literally the only fighting game anyone I knew growing up played until high school was smash bros

destiny fucks any woman he meets

They are quite possibly the least athletic people on earth

New Thread

he's an incel tho

Only gold diggers would fuck destiny. Women don't respect male cock sleeves. It goes against their whole instinct.

foreign monarch

It's not. It's our monarch. We're not swearing an oath to the monarch of Belgium or something. The English monarch has always been our monarch.

evergreen

we're better off as the 51st state

you are indian

No.

yes

sorry we're only taking alberta

very expensive

t. idahofallsnigger

only indians love the monarch

*random preteen starts pointing at anon in public* HELP HELP THIS GUY IS HERE TO TOUCH ME SOMEBODY HELP ME

I just want to move to a warm place in America that's all. It's freezing and boring in Canada.

jeet spotted.

why were you there to touch pre-teens?

He's pointing at you not me
Don't try to deflect
AYO SOMEBODY CALL THE COPS

*zips up my hoodie to cover my "i touch pre-teens" shirt and runs away*

GOD I wish that was me

Femininity is so cute <3

Sooo...

Canada is demonstrating its autonomy and sovereignty

by inviting a hereditary monarch

from a foreign nation

to preside over our democratic house

cool, cool.

would you reject an attractive white woman whose entire personality was daydrinking at the beach

Femininity is so cute <3

How is it a foreign nation, Canada was founded as a British realm

some god damn FAGGOT is driving his piece of shit puttputt motorbike up and down the block and reving his engine just to come back to the exact same place

I wish I could hit him with my car

No because she would never be able to have my kids, and alcohol will eventually make her fat and annoying

took 20g of fiber gummies

took an alkaloid

chugging ginger ale

That's right bros, it's fartin time

that's not a personality, it's an activity.

Wait that meant to be a yes

wine moms are a trope unto themselves. it's absolutely a personality.

I just saw a bigass coyote on my street, a few houses away from mine.
This is why my idiot neighbors shouldn't let their cat roam around outside, it's just asking to get killed

high-fiber candies/gummies tend to have the opposite effect in my case tee bee aych

wine moms are a trope unto themselves. it's absolutely a personality.

You just don't know what you're doing DESU

i'll just take this as a "no i wouldn't reject her". thanks anon for the valuable feedback. we'll take it into consideration.

just get the spiciest sauce along with a burrito at your local mexican joint. Cleans me out errytime

What about a laxative

destiny has fucked more women than hasan
he is living evidence of the "great personality" meme

goodnight

they take 12 hours to work, iirc. No joke, my friend took one of those on NYE at noon and shit himself right when the ball dropped. Funniest shit youve ever seen

"durr just take a laxative!!"

sick and tired of these retarded casuals talking about shit they are CLUELESS about

why would you rather take a laxative than eat a burrito

fucking fuck

why take a laxative when you can just drink coffee

Jimmy Page was actually inspired by a lot of black blues musicians

/cum/- colonoscopies and laxative discussion

This is serious business, I barely know her and tonight at the work party she approached me and kept touching me and laughing at everything I said and complimenting me and saying she wants to take me to the best Korean restaurants nearby
Fuck I should have asked for her number, I'll see her again though, and the ego boost is massive

why is there no way to induce shidding like you can induce vomiting
well maybe it would work if you stuck your finger but i'm not doing that

Favorite flower native to you?
I like Virginia waterleaf

what did the chinaman say when the jap improperly prepared his blowfish sushi?
"this is rike another showa!!!" *dies*

Not native but they're everywhere in Southern California anyway, bird of paradise flower, just look at it!

My type is women who aren't trannies but kinda look like they might be

So germanic women

Kaitlan Collins

dunno why but a 6/10 face with 10/10 body is way hotter to me than a 10/10 face and body

do you guys prefer white girls with fair skin?

I took the latina pill and never looked back

That's clearly a woman just with a strong jaw. I mean more the Mackenzie Davis types

i'm not fucking pale like her

Starting to come down with a cold and I feel like shit.

you have to like skinny white american girl

having body hair

having a beard

not having that pale fair skin

my hair was red as a kid and i have long straight hair though, i wish i was fucking germanic

meanwhile my dad can't grow a beard, doesn't have body hair, is white as fuck like transparent, and is blonde and green eyed (he kind of looks like daniel craig) fucking fuck!!! i wish i was germanic

i was reading that article about that retarded old fart who got in a big crash driving in the wrong direction on i-89, and the biggest takeaway is that the CGP grey video that explains interstate codes is goated. i could instantly tell you without checking i-89 is a non-major interstate on the east coast that goes north to south. neat!

the second biggest takeaway is that senile elderlies in their 90s should not be driving, and to be fair they do so because they are also a huge voting block and there is no good alternative to driving in this country anyways

I'm handsome

Old people plow into crowds and cause crashes in Europe frequently too, this is a global issue

it's an issue solved by recurring driving tests but literally nobody wants to do that so it will never be taken seriously as legislation

It should be once every 20 years until you turn 60, then once every 10 years

Let's play a game. These are the rules. Whoever posts directly below this has to blow me. Ok go!

I-5 SUCKS

I'm going to throw up

can i watch

Says the dick sucking bitch

You don't want to see that

perfect policy

NO IT- yeah it really does, but i got a soft spot for it

yes i am a cuck i like when people fuck on my bitch

Are these invasive at all? They're very pretty

blessed digits

really want to get into Onimusha before that sequel comes out but I hate tank controls so fucking much

it doesn't matter that much because you can lock on and side step

Not invasive, just a common decorative plant.
I agree, they are very unique looking

Do people even live in like wisconsin or Iowa? Do the people who live there have personalities? I feel like people who live in irrelevant flyover suburbs must live very surreal lives

thinking about buying helldivers

???????????????????

Wisconsin has some major cities, but yeah Iowa doesn't actually exist, only NPCs live there

Fallout 76 is better

Buy darktide

Madison wisconsin is peak comfy and very white, like icelandic white whatever the fuck you are talking about

milwaukeeians are some of the friendliest people I've ever met

do it. I've got it and I have a buddy who's always begging me to play it

Aw the little monkey can't use words? Ooh ooh ah ah
What do people do in a Wisconsin major city

What do people do in a Wisconsin major city

Drink

What do people do in a Wisconsin major city

get drunk

helldivers 2 is a lot of fun, i got it recently and i've been pretty addicted

it's not that fun I'd refund it if I could

America is the default country

Pooooopp

If you isolate humans from birth then they will naturally start talking english in an american accent without ever having heard it before

and they say shit like "got anything non-dairy" and "i think i'll use my credit card" it's super crazy

scandinavian countries like norway, iceland are literally america lite

I am watching Ugetsu as per the rec I got here

This is proof that there is a God and that he is American

i know trust me. no extra evidence needed to believe that iceland is america lite

All good in my eyes then

Do people even live in like wisconsin or Iowa?

Wisconsin here

Do the people who live there have personalities?

I mean yeah. People are people. I love listening to the people who live in small towns around here because the way they talk and act is very unique and yes a bit surreal. Like something out of a movie. They tend towards culturally sheltered and a lot of their opinions just feel like talking point from their news program of choice (city slickers have this problem too but they tend to have more options/time to research so more perspectives). Some are hilarious and endearing and incredibly welcoming. Rural folks in general tend to be very friendly. My coworker is a rural Wisconsin guy and he's very nice and friendly but will talk your ear off about absolutely nothing at all. Very boring but sweet

I feel like people who live in irrelevant flyover suburbs must live very surreal lives

I live in a mid-sized college city so it's a bit different than living in the middle of nowhere. Still I'd say we're probably a bit behind major cities like Boston, NY, LA, etc in terms of culture. I like where I live and it doesn't feel as surreal as you're describing, but it does have a certain stagnant aura at times. We're not a cultural powerhouse for sure, but for some the relative quiet can be nice. It's peaceful

Who?

Fuck I need to start watching classic kinos again
The Red Shoes is next on my list

Post what a average pretty lady from Wisconsin looks like

late night snackberg: onion rings with fry sauce

You've been here?
Thats cool but the obsession around race is weird
My high school was like 50% white btw but I went to the poorer high school

I’m really enjoying it. Thought I wouldn’t like black and white but Throne of Blood had some great visuals I wasn’t expecting. It’s pretty great. I moved my weights into the tv room and now I just lift while watching these movies. It’s great

You've been here?

i live there

Watch Yojimbo next

You live in Brazil!

Thats cool but the obsession around race is weird

how about you try living in brazil and not in the white southern states?

You live in Brazil!

what is summer vacation? i'm not coming back by the way this is the last time i'm staying here i'm also european

I will watch that tomorrow

Why are there so many people in Brazil? Where'd they all come from?

It's high-test kino, perfect for your weight lifting routine
Enjoy

I'm going to miss you when you go back to being unrecognizable. Make sure you drop a "fuck a duck" on us every once in a while so we know you're still watching over us

they wanted to go to america but they got lost in the way

Here's some sorority girls from the big state uni in madison

I'm going to miss you when you go back to being unrecognizable

Right, how will we ever recognize his posts?

Sex

Probably from the Amazon Rainforest. Shit is huge and we still don't know what's in there. The Amazon is over half of the total area of remaining rainforests on Earth.

I score them a 20/30
They're generic white girls for better and worse

Maybe I've seen you around then
What do you do here?
This conclusion is built on a faulty premise of course

I'm going to miss you when you go back to being unrecognizable

*Hugs* your personality just glows

I'm going to miss you when you go back to being unrecognizable. Make sure you drop a "fuck a duck" on us every once in a while so we know you're still watching over us

I'm going to miss you when you go back to being unrecognizable. Make sure you drop a "fuck a duck" on us every once in a while so we know you're still watching over us!!!

Everyone hates white brazilians

Stop spamming

A couple of months ago I bruised my toe while playing tennis, which turned my toe nail completely black. It slowly grew back to its normal color and the black is only at the edges now. But the nail is also coming completely off. I feel it getting more loose everyday. I am not ready for the tender skin beneath to face the world. Its going to hurt for weeks now, and I will have to wince every time I move in bed. Thank you for reading my blog.

What do you do here?

cs and applied math
what do you do? engiNIGGERing?

Grim thread

You need to be way less unhinged if you want to make friends with good people in American, man

Going to the uni?

what do you do? engiNIGGERing?

Nah i don't go to uni. I tried for a while but had no idea what I wanted to do so just decided to take some time off. Now I'm moving to Boston in a bit over a month. Hopefully when I come back in a couple years I'll know. Right now I'm thinking something like wildlife ecology or conservation biology out of passion but the money and job prospects concern me slightly.

If I knew him irl, I'd instantly make him CEO of my business

Well, best of luck! If it helps motivate you, I have a female friend who studied biology at the University of San Diego, and she’s doing pretty well for herself. She struggled in the first few years, but now she’s making $80,000 in biotech!!!

I don't think i realized how much this place was infecting me and my relationships until I lost pretty much all of them. I normalized way too much shit and just thought shock humor was all it took to be funny
I did a lot of stupid shit I regret
Now I try to post on here pretty much the way I would talk to people irl or over text, because even though I know no one really cares if I'm unhinged on here, it's not good to build up those habits and let it affect your mind and actions

One day our sun will die

All my niggas chuddy so i'm fine

Pooooooooooop is funny stufd

i gooned!!!!!!! :D
i goooooooonedd :DDDDDD

Thank you. I don't think i wanna end up in biotech, I'll probably end up doing something less glamorous, but I hope i can still live relatively comfortably.
Good luck in cs and maybe becoming less racist
I was a programmer for like 6 months at my current job before the stress got to me and I decided to quit it. That was just pretty simple python though

Etch-a-Sketch

I’ve always been unhinged. Even as a kid, I remember this blonde girl in my class who brought colorful clay and couldn’t stop showing it off. All the kids in the class were stunned. During recess, I sneaked into the classroom and destroyed the clay. When the teacher asked who did it, I told her point-blank it was me and even said it was because I thought the blonde girl was "a little flashy bitch". I got detention for several days—no fucks given.

Do you guys still believe in elves

Listening to good music again

Plop this bussy

The Beatles?

Aw you probably made that sweet princess cry :(

Why do you say that as if it's something unusual?

Such as
Why do you think you are the way that you are
I think about it all the time with me and so far all I can really figure out is maybe autism, porn at a young age, and being a "gifted" kid

me in 10min fr ong lol

tru that fucking billionaires stealing would have left plenty of money for gothams poorest to not be criminals

Make the next OP a cute blondie please

Yes, she cried her eyes out and was dumbfounded at how someone could be “so mean and cruel"

Brunette actually

Iceland is an adorable country
Can you share any interesting or silly Icelandic folklore?

The guards who raped Joker in the Joker sequel did more to help Gotham than batman ever did

No but great guess
youtu.be/tAe2Q_LhY8g?si=LZpUSDw2STwE_FyE
She's so
HHHHEEEEAAAAAVVVVYYYYYY
SHES SO HEAAAAAVVVYYYYYY

but that's what made the joker so unhinged the heckin rape a roni

Just finished my third beer
Got work tomorrow but not til almost noon
Should I crack open one more?

New? There’s a weird early in the catalog already but let’s not???

Bruce Wayne was very philanthropic

Make the next OP a cute blondie please

I love British women

thank you
maybe all of the above

I don't like her head shape

Goshcuck

Lol he reads an RL Allan Bible at the end, it's a really expensive and prestigious bible brand.

Well, there was this story about 3 trolls who were chasing a human but got stuck in a cave opening because they refused to let one through at a time until the sun rose and they all turned to stone

Based on a true setortttttbbghjk

If I type "little girls playing" into YouTube because I genuinely think it's cute and wholesome, am I going to get swatted or added to a list

That’s not normal

did the human get stuck in the cave too because they were blocking the entrance
or were they just trying to hide from the sun not chasing him into therre

No but asking that question here makes it seem more suspicious!
Just watch some kino movie about children like Eighth Grade or The Florida Project or Matilda

If I type "little girls playing" into YouTube because I genuinely think it's cute and wholesome

The human was that one huge Mexican guy Manuel Uribe, world's heaviest man, remember him!?

This coming from you makes me think it's normal
Ok. I also watch cgdct anime (not a tranny, I'm just at that age where I wish I had babies/toddlers)

can you pedophiles take goshpedo and fuck off to play in the highway, thx

So who’s making the real new

The human escaped

Don't dox your family bro

So who’s making the real new

nicht mir, du bitte

I love happy endings

The Florida Project

Spoilers but this movie made me feel empty inside after I finished it
Only wholesome for like the first half

Why were Mick Jagger's lips so big
Big fat lips

I’m on timeout because apparently posting all night isn’t enough to not have to wait 5 mins for a thread

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