pussy willow edition
/brit/
poo smells
mumberg still refers to cats as "pussies" and it makes me sad to know that such an innocent thing has been debased to such an extent
don't give them that power
pussy is a lovely word
rorke's been done
egg and chips?? What's that
mmm lovely egg and chips
Finally! The King has recognized the traditional rights of the Algonquin peoples to their land and acknowledges the guilt of the whites in presuming to steal it.
fried eggs and french fried potatoes
egg......with chips
it is rather delicious
you use the yolk like a condiment
ah yes because immigration and tourism are the same thing
oeufs au plat avec pommes frites
might book a one way ticket to Austria and disappear completely
I don't like it when an egg is overfried like that and the albumen goes all rubbery and plasticy
not very nice
best thing to do is put the egg into the pan at medium heat then turn the heat down to simmer and cover the pan so it steams
i missold a strimmer
/Brit/ if you could pick a crime to commit yourself for it to never happen again what would you pick?
best thing would be if all americans were rounded up and killed
littering
if you could pick a crime to commit yourself for it to never happen again
what
you can prevent a crime from ever happening ever again, but in order to do so you must first commit the crime yourself
for example, you must murder someone if you want murdering to vanish completely
ce que j'ai vu ne peut pas être invisible
Rorke suddenly doesn't care about Lucy Connolly
fraud, racketeering, embezzlement, tax evasion
I would have sex with a retarded woman as my crime so absolute retard children like yourself can never happen again
don't think so
PHWOAR
what a cutie cutie pie!
so you lads supporting real betis or chelsea tonight
What's this about Lord Miles having a schizophrenic breakdown
Why Austria?
probably noncing some teens
Can someone explain to me why Italy and France is full of African scammers and thieves at every single tourist spot but Germany and Denmark don't despite both being in.eurppe?
chugging the pepsi
clearly a superior social system that better assimilates and integrates its immigrant population
dont even want a gf that i can have sex with i just wanna wank along side her
I can speak a bit of German
Germans and Danish are incredibly stingey. It's hard enough for their local supermarkets to get money out of them.
What are you implying?
Mental that this lil nigga won an emmy and an oscar 12 months apart
crazy lil nigga
protestant countries have more gibs
HUMILIATING
mad how wacko-jacko abducted him for a little while
rorke: ahmed, you're not integrating into british culture you disgusting animal
meanwhile, british culture:
who the hell visits germany and denmark
booking a flight
no in-flight luggage: £20
with in-flight luggage: £200
Refuse to believe that my backpack should cost that much. Literally cheaper just to buy my clothes and toiletries there.
France was the biggest shit hole I've ever stepped foot in, I once gagged walking through Paris as it smelt so much like piss
good for you man you ought to stay in newcastle then
I would love to visit germany and denmark
I would like to spend a long time exploring
Last time I was in France they had some parade going on in Paris and some french police woman let an African guy in the parade put her over his knee and pretend to spank her
I wish i was joking but France is a joke
I love Florence but after heavy rainfall the place stinks like mouldy old shite because of the ancient sewer system.
ella hollywood wank looms
that pov scence phwoarrrrr
if you know you know
I would like to spend a long time exploring
likewise, but gotta have big, big bags of money and/or abysmally low standards of hygiene and comfort to do that though
I've never been to paris but I have been to other places in france
but only briefly
but it was still nice though
I went to Britany once in ~2005 on a school-exchange type deal and I remember thinking to myself that there were a lot more black people than I was use to. Otherwise it was quite a nice place, and their school dinners were a lot nicer than ours.
yeah
when I am a billionaire I am going to spend the rest of my life travelling to different places
you can come with me if you like
It can be done cheaply but like you said you have to literally stay in dorm room hostels like an actual bum surrounded by either young people who will look at you as a loser for staying their above the age of 23 or middle aged creepy Indians and literal homeless people
have been to new york & greater new york area (long island), boston, maine, los angeles area
i liked it . LA less than others but they had the best parties
food standards seem to be very good in france
apparently people refuse to accept anything less
Oiiii
Was the city nice mateeee?
dont understand how people become coke addicts, it feels great for the 15 minutes it peaks but you feel like utter dung the next day
currently listening about spooky stone heads from hexham
DARLING HOLD MY HAND
nothing beats a Jet2 Holiday!
thats why you keep taking it
and taking it
and taking it
until you're an addict
which parts of los angeles did you go to? there is so much variation here from one area to the next
but you feel like utter dung the next day
this is why you do it all the time from wake up to sleep so there's no comedown
mental that women are allowed to see a naked woman literally whenever they want
how's that fair when we can't
phwoar
need an arse bouncing on my knob pronto
can hear my flatmate having sex. might nip out for a cigarette or two to escape this suicidefuel
fuck that actually makes me feel nauseous
Heroin and crack most be absolutely amazing for junkies willing to become gormless zombies with zero future or prospects and exiles to live the rest of your life being a hated miserable.street creature to get the buzz of taking heroin or crack
the frequent re-dosing is even more effective at rewarding the behavior
i stayed in echo park and partied in the surrounding areas. went a couple of times into the hills into big mansions. keep in mind this was more than 10 years ago
why don't you join for a nice threesome
How many more years,decades or centuries do we have left before society and the government finally decide enough is enough with filthy junkies and either round them up and execute them or force them into work camps on some island somewhere?
live the rest of your life being a hated miserable.street creature to get the buzz of taking heroin or crack
corr spaff
gumline receded FAR up my canine, and the scary news is... gum tissue is gone forever
runt galore on /brit/ tonight
nope
lol grim been there, glad i have my own gaff now
they can just take part of your palate and glue it where it's receded works like a charm
really nothing hits like a multiple day stim&coke binge staying up for 3/4 days at once
can't do that much anymore though
that was sir keir starmer's idea with the chagos deal x
echo park
ah yes
that is an area which was originally fancy and pricey, then became run down, then starving artists and the like started moving in, so it became trendy with trust fund hipsters and is now expensive and desirable (to some) again
Had no clue that gum tissue doesn't grow back. you know, there's an awful lot of really useful information that the dentist has been coy as fuck about. Didn't tell me not to brush my teeth after eating until after I needed a filling, didn't tell me that flossing was essential until I was in my 20s.
i always thought it was a beaner area originally
so what mate thats just the process of gentrification. trust the plan
A melody always finds me,
where-ever the thought reminds me.
French doors
SCRHFIING
IN TURKEY?
youtu.be
albumen
Take it easy Pointdexter
Pointdexter
genuinely don't think I could imagine anything worse than sharing a bedroom with a bunch of random strangers
eurppe
I can't afford to go back to community college without debt
I have to wait til January to try and become a apprentice mason or plumber
If I don't get it this year I will kms
nearby neighborhoods were largely mexican but echo park was an area where movie stars and the well to do lived
then it became a mexican neighborhood for some decades
Clint Eastward
Client Eastward
you can get a gum graft it's a thing
where do you live in LA now cody bro
my mate moved from LA to orange county in the suburbian comfyness
christ thats shite
there's a strange etiquitte when flatsharing i found, any reasonable persob wouldn't make any noise late at night obviously, except when fucking the rulebook goes out the window for some reason
you wouldnt blast music or talk loudly but people think its ok to moan the house down at 2am
grim
air friar
etiquitte
persob
why did you reply with my post back at me
oops I replied to the wrong post
boring ahh night today gang
really? nothing?
I made a mistake!
the clint eastward meme is over two years old now
I am temporarily in the high desert I do not want to be here
I love orange county very much my heart is there and the bordering areas of los angeles
jojn gleese
sounds like the sticks
i'm never leaving north paris I think it's my whole life. no other place is comfy like this one
What about being raped by a man with aids?
Or dying from one of those really painful cancers?
Or getting aids?
lol
it's okay I forgive you
pondering a jaybaesun wank
my entire fucking ear is blocked
um
Serbs have always been leaders in technology and innovation.
haha guys remember that spelling mistake from two years ago?
ghostbuster (1884)
has cami got his arse or cock out yet before i have a wank
i think the only people who keep complaining about ai slop are the idiots who keep getting tricked by it
Guys how do you spell 27
twen seh ahh (I speak ebonics)
hath cami got thine arse out?
still incredulous that leafland let in 5 million indians and rejected me, a whitoid with a masters in mechanical engineering
what exactly is the agenda?
what makes raj, who can barely read, more attractive than me?
the mind boggles
I remind myself noel gallagher's career didnt take of until he was 28
reckon il order a switch poo
plenty of time
for the new mario fart
vast majority of them are "international students"
we let them in because they pay far more tuition than canadians do (never mind that most of their "schools" are fake)
mad how noel is hated by most of the Oasis fanbase despite being the most normal and relatable one in the group
it's so grimdark this strain of people in their late 20s and 30s who go to sex clubs to have orgies
old boomers who do it because they're bored i understand but for others it's highly pathetic
mental that foreign students come to the uk to study, take out massive loans then fuck of home without repaying them
Man Utd are going to play a post-season friendly today in Malaysia
is there anything more sovlless than a post-season friendly
First two words
the most normal and relatable one in the group
hmmm
tranny wank inbound
rorke being certain he could smell burning but nothing being amiss after further investigation
I’ve had enough. It’s time to activate
watching the office lads
dawn's arse my face
why are you referring to yourself in the third person lad
Wish they would make a Nintendo console that dropped the handheld functionality in exchange for better performance
he pays tuition
rorke unknowingly ending up in a healslut ERP with leftypol
never liked that slutty bitch on the right
Where is Emmett Patrick Garcin??
i'm known all around these parts
she never liked you either
he's delivering pasta for a living now
and what if it were a cube shape?
pissrael
where's the funny "can you believe this" face directed at the camera??
often wonder if the world is just shite or if its cause im not a kid anymore
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:)
He’s been dead for like five years or something
Move on
he lives in my basement
did the burgers buy the maple syrup tree huggers yet
the only real office
remembering when the world was a good place
how come we went to space like 50 years ago but everytime musk launches a rocket it breaks apart before it reaches space?
sheesh rorke w the creps
the 101 dalmatians live action remake was the only one that was worth making in live action because puppies are based
oh right. you can see why reading that confused me a bit. well in that case i'd inform some powerful people of the offer i've been given, offer them huge rewards, and concoct a plan with them to commit treason and replace the king and parliament with myself. if we pulled it off i could never be replaced because treason would be impossible and then i'd betray all the richfags i schemed with and start a based age of true sovl and pure kino. they couldn't take any action to oust me because treason is impossible.
that bird in the back is wearing the chris chan shirt
dont think i could handle talking to an asian person with a strong australian accent without laughing or bringing it up
how come youre 30 and still sexless
the FUCK is this
Deadliest Wars of 2025 (deaths in 2025 only)
1. Russia-Ukraine: 35k
2. Sudan & South Sudan: 10k
3. Maghreb Islamists (Mali/Burkina Faso/Niger/Chad): 9k
4. Gaza: 8.7k
5. Myanmar: 5.5k
really wish Putin would stop
Basically Vladimir Putin
females have had an aversion to me since I was a child, I've accepted it long ago
Watching Hamish Macbeth
How’s this lizard looking freak get these two baddies
you can still go to a disney store, we can't though :'(
she wants a man with a lucky stat tatoo
Vladimir, STOP!
how come swarthy Scottish people look evil and malignant
Uruguay
bizarre
whoa
go back to the ural mountains bitch
the world is still good but not as fun as the 15 to 28 era
partys over it feels like
how come Scotland has palm trees
Our ancient egyptian ancestry.
really weird how ingrained the russaphobia is here
propaganda really done a number on you lot
sad
I admire Putin more than any western leader
my wife's boyfriend is russian
it's a little reminiscent of side two of david sylvian's gone to earth
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Alan Watts said that we are simply the universe observing itself, and when we no longer see the magic in life we lose our purpose and so we die so that something can take our place and have a new experience. Well I've lost the magic and I'm ready to be replaced universe!
Don't care about Russia but they are sort of rivals so I want to see them do badly
like the russian propaganda where they constantly say they're going to invade/nuke/etc. britain?
yeah it was actually decent
it was made before everything started to go really wrong
nope they're gone now
I would really like if they could be friendly but history has proven they are an evil race of orcish retards.
women owe me for not raping them
i hate women
theyre all just vile gross creatures
so glad im a cute twink and dont have to put up with all their bullshit
hetero men always look fucking miserable
What’s he know
sideshow bob ahh feet
russians truly are beasts
any ideas what to get the twink bf for his 45th on Saturday?
Dunno he palled about with some monks for a while in tibet or something
WATCH THIS. WATCH ME GO
youtu.be
put a big bow on your cock and yell surprise
how did such a SHITE show become a worldwide phenomenon?
children are fucking IDIOTS
ah yes tibet
where is it now?
damn bro
times be rough
thought that was dan hentschel in the thumbnail
would drink all of this
I’M GETTING STRONGER AND STRONGER BY THE SECOND
evil adults have taken over and purposely force this shit on children to turn them into idiots
Ed, edd, n eddy was way better
cam not believe a 5/10 roastie cam charge 300quid an hour just to let you put your pecker inside
himalayas aint it?
can not believe the world is such an evil place that people use sex for entertainment and ego gratification
Any University of Exeter man in?
do you all know your pub landlord on a first name basis?
Is it weird to go on a date with your half-brother's half-sister
shit uni
my uni better
Yeah it is weird you’re welcome
erptoil with my ai futanari mother looms
can wait to see odysseus cast as a black african gay man
i know he likes doughnuts!
Favourite nut?
I like peanuts the most
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wagging my finger to this number
knurled nut
easy to grip innit
I'm allergic to nuts.
despise the cross barrel nut
Flanged
he's a master
how does he come up with these you generators?
simply awe inspiring
I just wanna say that fuck shoulda never won an oscar for that role the parts where the character is young are fine but when he's old the actor was absolutely shit at playing an elderly and infirm person
he moved far too quickly and suddenly and it was totally incongruous with the makeup supposed to be making him look old
I see actors doing a better job with the physicality of old age all the time
martin short did a better job of it in the movie clifford
basically what I want to say is fuck f murray abraham and fuck the academy
the voice is shit too
doesn't sound like an elderly person at all
fuck this shit it pisses me off every time
get his ass cody
beatles mania haahhahaha
if they made it 'live action' now they would just use cgi rather than the hassle of handling real dogs
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parliament is the lion, dear boy! *enters the smoke never to be seen again*
I like it
the words we use are strong
they make reality
but now the music's on
oh baby dance with me
how will ai affect the future lads? bit scary innit?
Girl on the right leaning on the stage is extremely cute.
she's in ecstasy
why does the penis feel so sensitive after orgasm?
heavy rain
love it, nothing better than gaming and listening to the rain outside with shitposting
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The negro is unphased
Doesn't appear to have the same hangups about 'disrespection women'. Views relationships as an exchange and gets offered a raw deal so he says 'no'. Something about christian puritanism and its influence in all of the colonies. Perhaps autism
SHAUN! SHAUUUUUUUUN! SHAUUUUUUN!
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Simple good-natured post.
it will be fine
not talking about the game talking about the literal heavy rain outside ahaha
(im playing doom dark ages)
Having a poo
in my bumhole, my hairy bumhole, the poofter spaffs toniiiight
Might play ck3 but not sure who to play as
reddit literally defending the driver in liverpool kek, oh my days senpai
Haven't used that site in years, it's just bots and bugmen
it's 2008 and I'm updating my facebook status
firealarm went on at 4.30am just because i made Piccolinis in the oven like wtf? neighbors hate me now
but as a welfare nig i dont care and go to bed when wagies left to work
Black and white, highly detailed illustration rendered in the style of a 1990s Japanese psychological horror manga. The scene takes place in a stark, tiled room with a gridded black background, evoking a laboratory, simulation chamber, or abstract mental space. Dominating the composition is an enormous disembodied head suspended in the center—hyperrealistic, feminine, and emotionless—constructed from mechanical panels, spiraling grids, and floating surfaces that break apart and reconfigure in midair. Each facial segment is layered with intricate linework and precise hatching, maintaining organic detail while exposing underlying mechanical complexity.
From the central eye, a cylindrical corridor of images, documents, and fragments of visual memory extends outward in perfect radial symmetry. These visual fragments—sketches, anatomical diagrams, abstract illustrations, and recurring eyes—are arranged along nested rings and rotating bands, giving the appearance of an infinite internal archive or recursive visual processing system. The far end of this cylindrical tunnel resolves into a massive, unnatural ear-like structure, suggesting auditory surveillance or feedback looping into visual perception.
In the foreground, a schoolgirl sits alone on a raised platform, legs crossed, dressed in a simple uniform—short-sleeved shirt, skirt, sneakers. Her posture is slouched, head tilted down, one hand covering part of her face in a gesture of mental fatigue, sensory overload, or self-alienation. She is not interacting with the massive head but is visibly overwhelmed by its presence, as if trapped inside it or witnessing a representation of her fractured cognition.
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ai art is art
fat man fights of seagull stealing chips in rain
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ai art is art
yes very well then
Oi, bruv, "moo", innit.
mossy toad abode
i'm the ghost with the most babe