Warhammer edition
/brit/
Jim'll fix this thread mate
Hello, smelly?
When the colonizer came into Kemet, he raped and looted.
I just want a BRITISH himbo who says "Chewsday" constantly
and I want Matt Berry to say futanari but we don't always get what we want now do we?
Speak for yourself money talks
Lying in bed feeling a bit sad. My life has been anything but ideal. And at times I feel so stagnant.
You should put on a film and sending huggeys and kisseys xx
shut up fucking poof
Got to a high frequency sleep resonance then started hearing the dirty electricity travelling through my houses wires
witchcraft messing with your mind/?
poor people are stuck being poor because of flat fees
Supping a monster energy juice and playing footy manager
how do I make a beef stew
what makes the water turn into thick yummy stew soup stuff
what veggies should I put in it
gamer girls rule the world
Get the aids into Gaza NOW bloody jews
any manly man in
no
Thoughts?
You know what I like, /brit/?
rock n' roll?
onion celery carrot to start with
then potatoes and possibly mushrooms if you want
herbs: parsley thyme a bay leaf or two and possibly a pinch of sage if you want
salt and pepper
a glug of red wine ale or stout can be nice
use stock or broth not water
you can brown the meat in hot fat/oil at the beginning but you don't have to
to thicken make a slurry from a spoonful or two of flour put into a sealable container with water or stock or broth (cold) and then shake the container until it's completely mixed (stirring works too but shaking is easier) then pour this into your stew and bring to a boil while stirring you will see it thicken
if it's not thick enough for you do it again until you achieve the consistency you desire
Still awake team. Mind is racing. All kinds of negative thoughts. Need to switch off. And do some more Haiku.
My thoughts are racing
Regrets flowing like rivers
Sleep is a release.
I Like Rock n' Roll
also you want to bring it to a boil at the beginning and then reduce the heat all the way down to a very low simmer and let it cook like that
only bring it up to a boil again when you want to thicken it by adding a slurry (the flour and liquid mixture)
this will ensure that the meat is nice and tender not tough and chewy
Beef stew? Not for me.
I can hear the birds singing.
I should be asleep.
you can also add tomato paste or puree or sauce to it but that is for some a controversial addition
but if it sounds nice to you then give it a try
bored lads, making ai slop
garlic is also an option to go in with the onion but some may find the flavor too strong
make some with these themes plz
wot?
Remember when Prince William said in an interview he posts on Anon Babble
thats future king willy to you mate
I hate this.
No he didn't be quiet
He said he posts on "anonymous football forums"
morning freakazoids non virgin coming through average thread iq and cock size and number of women shagged has just skyrocketed
Need to have sex with Emma Watson.
you never will, she said he hate people who like poo
I am taking a shit.
FACTS
shotgun bullets are bad for yo health
*cocks shotty gauge*
hello lads. up early although i didn't really sleep very well
loving this retro choon unironically
It's me 190! just kidding I'd never buy a pizza mwahahaha
mad how there was almost definitely poo in the queen's knickers at the moment of her death
Picturing one of those tall hat guards puking into his hand oh oh haha
Wait till they know the truth.
You don't get a you sorry hahahaa
back from a 3 dayer
some of you are NEEKS reporting posts
Request
wat did u post
made an ermm what the fork new
wasn't me, i'm no grass
lol bringing it upon yourself
what's the point of accumulating paid leave if toilberg can just deny it when i request it
Gay Porn (slowed & reverbed)
i wish i could sleep at will
'
Situation's get fucked up I know
some zoomers tower over me (i'm 6'2) and others are absolute manlets, there doesn't seem to be any middleground
*Bass boosted*
just filtered a flag
Just do Tren. It's legal in Australia isn't it?
Darwin called it Speciation!
Need to huff her Farts.
You're like Saville but Canadian
fuck off you nonce freak
is it spamming/flooding? low quality? what can this be identified as?
Faggotry
I see his point tbf but he is being annoying
Janny come quick. Your services are needed in this thread.
watching E.T. the extra-terrestrial (1982)
mad how drew barrymore was once a tinny little girl and then she grew up and became fit and then hit the wall and is now a grim old lady
an entire life lived right before my eyes
any heroin heads in?
o7 to leafgod
Are you daft?!
this is what happens when people don't have decent mothers
sad
the passage of time?
no you become a retard
Look at the American black community and then come back to me
hate watching left handed people write, it's all wonky and wrong, we should start oppressing their sort again
arsewank failed, we'll get em next time
bent freak
girl i follow on instagram hasnt got a single bastard picture of her from the back or showing any skin whatsoever fucking sick of it show us something you slag
nowt gay about it
might mod new vegas and give it a go
Stuffing things up your bum for sexual gratification is not only gay, it's bottom gay. Shagging a male sex arse would be theoretically less gay because it would be top gay.
saw a thing the other day about how bella ramsey looks like kevin james, the evidence was pretty compelling
Thoughts?
alright theoretically less gaylad
Well lad? Pull your pants down then. Let's see the product.
did ya know that paraguay is the only national flag with two different sides
is it true that it's uncommon for europeans to not to a weekly grocery shop and instead just go to the shops every day for whatever they're going to eat that day?
I like big pink lips
Ireland belongs to the Irish
youtu.be
ah yes, yank hours *rolls eyes*
no, that's rather strange
i go the asda on a tuesday and a friday
No I didn't even know that was possible
why are you asking here, brits are only one type of european and rather different from the rest
brits know all about the continentals and their deviant behaviour
Pokemon Go was created by an “intelligence agency” to get access to places where the google cars cannot go and also get users’ personal information which is not even legal and they laugh at the fact that players do all the “spying” work for them for free.
do people still play that? i never tried it, i'm assuming the only thing that was "fun" about it was the novelty
If the FBI sent someone to my house to suck my cock for free I would gladly give them my geodata
yea they usually have a smaller shop they can walk to in 5 mins so it’s easy for them
people became addicted to it because it was their first experience being outside and so they associated it with being outdoors and associated the game with their desire to be outdoors basically they have been tricked into thinking they can't go outside without playing the game it is sort of like a cult
thinking about heckin puppers
en.wikipedia.org
hilarious stuff
the first few weeks of pokemon go were nice everyone was outside and chatting with strangers
I like coyotes. I would hug one.
I do understand, Pokemon Go is a cool game, but some people are being too serious and sometimes extremly mean.
that's just called normal life
you don't need a game to do that
stfu rorke
okay y'all convinced me to delete pokemon go now
mad how much this place has changed my life for the better
doing the poo of a lifetime right now lads, no exaggeration, my ringpiece will be in tatters by the time it's over
australia is so disappointing, could have been great
IF YOU LIKE TO GRANGLE I TELL YOU I'M YOUR MAN,
YOU WIN SOME, LOSE SOME,
IT'S ALL THE SAME TO ME!
i stopped playing pokemon go when my username got changed against my will, i had a 4-letter username with no numbers on it and they changed it to add a "3" on the end for seemingly no reason, fucking arseholes
australia was, perhaps still is, blank slate: the continent
in again
away we go
Australia more like AustFAILIA gay ass country New Zealand is better
easy to forget how gta 3 and vice city had almost no swearing in them (the worst word you'd likely hear is "prick")
but then san andreas came out and it was all like fuck fuck nigga motherfucka nigga nigga
hangover wank on the cards
i got my username "holocaust" changed against my will on mario kart ios
people only say that when they don't know anything about new zealand
~_~
new zealand seems like it should be owned by australia and it should be the where an australian goes to retire in the life cycle of an australian
Having exactly one of three diamonds glow with a 1/3 chance has only a 44.4…% chance of happening - less than half of the time
P(X=1) = binomial(3,1) * 1/3 * (1 - 1/3)2 = 3 * 1/3 * 4/9 = 4/9 = 0.444…
Probability is weird
we could retire there if he wanted, and many do, we have complete freedom of movement, hence why 10% of all kiwis live here
what if the earth is like a cell or an atom in a giant organism
my vape's gone all harsh and tastes like shit even though it's only at 50%, fucking dud
chud and his dud
seems like people vape just so they have something to do
well yes, obviously
plus that first big puff in the morning before getting out of bed is heavenly
the way some of you talk about it, it's like a ritual, you go down to the vape shop and get a vape, feel like you've accomplished something
so at these hours we get a brit doing maffs and a bunch of non brit flags
what if horton hears a who
do british children read dr. seuss
yes
hooray!
horton hears a poo
dr. seuss was actually a dickhead in real life but his books are good
I never like this song or the video until I saw a live performance of it on david letterman or something on youtube a few years ago and the song seemed completely different to me and I was sort of entranced by it
Makes sense to me, not weird at all :/
next stop 358 km away
what'd he do? did he hate jews like walt disney?
i'm guessing he hates him because he was a democrat or something
imagine my shock (this is for the last of us season 2)
he was a chickenhead
might do some canoodling
he abandoned his wife while she was chronically ill and dying he left her to go shack up with one of their friends and neighbors living with her in her house down the street he stopped talking to or showing any affection to his wife and most of their friends stopped visiting her or talking to her because they still were friends with him and felt awkward about it (I guess?) so she was just alone and sick and dying and abandoned
evil
The shit of the humanity, my mom told me in England that Spanish people are demons. Rice??
now that the dust has settled, who was in the right?
Horsing around.
Buy it.
Buy what?
the filthy vagina discharge.
everything is true
everything anybody has ever thought
What?
maybe she was a bitch
Your son isn't a man.
hmm probably the director because the station probably was airing car commercials during that coverage of tribeca that was or whatever it was
Put it back.
Video unavailable
:(
what is it?
Did bro wank enough around my picture to pull his forbidden moves?
maybe you're a bitch
youtube.com
We're gonna live forever brahs.
What?
listen she was most likely a cunt and if not only he left her but also their mutual friends left her as well, being terminally ill doesn't make you a saint
Ray Kroc, guy who is credited with creating McDonalds, actually stole it from two brothers (actually called McDonalds) and divorced his wife after she supported him throughout the whole thing but right before he started making money.
no it was most likely a case of "well she's of no use to me anymore so she might as well be dead so it's ok if I leave" which is sadly statistically very common among married men
This is izabel.
I kind of get into warhammer but litterally every single person without exception who is into it looks fucked and i dont want to associate
sort of like your mother eh
what a shame
Next time I go to maccie d's I shall be telling the story of Ray Kroc to staff
We go insane.
what are you having a go at me for? dickhead
I am wanking.
how come no one ever released a record that was shaped like a circular saw blade back when vinyls were the big thing? would've been perfect for a heavy metal band
why oh why did i wake up at 6
Jawless.
reckon boning that arse would feel good
The dire wolf.
see
this is what happens when your mother is a cunt
very sad
right well that's a girl wanking her cock
Hold on guys I had something
*enters brit*
I had you in Starcraft II
ah yes, the yank feebly attempting "banter" in a desperate attempt to fit in but instead coming off like a middle schooler
I only have one peirbi webm saved but this one made me think for a minute of having a second one
being born in america is the jackpot
bit gay why did he post that
I will be gay.
Going to buy some nice bread when the shop opens
Gooner.
get a life
it would be a honour and a priviledge to teach the great director mr. david lynch how to use MS Paint.
noice
Southern ties.
A woman fatally injured by a careless driver begged her husband "please don't let me die" while lying injured in the wreckage of a crash, a court has heard.
Christine Jones, 68, was a minute away from her home in Thornton Hough, Wirral when the vehicle she was a passenger in was struck by a Peugeot 3008 car driven by 62-year-old Ian Ashworth.
She had been visiting her mother in hospital before the collision at 21:05 BST on 14 August 2023.
Ashworth, of New Heyes in Neston, was given a 12-month prison sentence, suspended for 18 months, after admitting causing death and serious injury by careless driving at Liverpool Crown Court.
Her mother's partner Bryn Jones, 81, who had been driving Ms Jones home from the hospital, was also severely injured in the collision
Mrs Jones' husband of 50 years, Alan Jones, rushed to the scene on Thornton Common Road after his wife managed to her phone out of her bag and call him despite her injuries, the court heard.
In a statement read at Ashworth's sentencing hearing, Mr Jones said: "I kissed her, promising her she would be ok. She said she was in so much pain.
"She said, 'please don't let me die'. I remained with her kissing her face and holding hands."
Mrs Jones, a great-grandmother, died in hospital from her injuries three days later.
Her husband told the court they had met on a school bus when she was 13 and had been saving money for their 50th wedding anniversary celebrations, due two months after the crash.
But he said the money had to be used for her funeral instead.
"I visit her grave everyday as I don't want her to be alone", he said.
"She was so afraid that evening and even managed to get her phone out of her bag to call me, desperate to see me.
"How she managed to do that with those injuries she sustained I'll never know."
no banter I'm being 100% serious
you are the way you are because your mother didn't socialize you adequately
barbeque and chilli
actually managed to make one of my teachers genuinely hate me when i was in year 4, she was always nice to other students but would give me little more than glares of derision
imagine being like 50 years old and having an active hatred of a 9 year old
The bladder principle..
well you are the way you are because your mother drank during pregnancy
I don't like it when people turn their socks inside out when taking them off
Nasty bruh..
used to love tesco's sundried tomato and herb bread
fuckers don't do it anymore
me neither, the lass does that every day and throws them on the floor, then i have to turn them the right way before putting them in the laundry basket
she didn't but I know quite a few people whose mothers smoked during pregnancy and they seem to have underdeveloped frontal lobes causing them to have immense difficulty interacting with others
maybe you can relate
used to love tesco's sundried tomato and herb bread
fuckers don't do it anymore
Follow her..
Paddy Pimblett, would have guessed a thousand professions before getting the right one
awful isn't it? does she squeeze the toothpaste tube from the middle or the top as well?
I've eaten poo
Trenton.
professional scouser
of course, the tomato paste too.
worst thing, she puts the fucking spoon she uses to stir her coffee on the kitchen counter which i have to wipe EVERY MORNING
new conspiracy theory just dropped
Is it possible you are an otherworldly being trying to communicate with me specifically through code?
emma watson's?
he's a socialist as well lmao
I want it the other way.
black trousers today
so if they get wet in the rain it won't be as obvious as grey trousers
might start wearing a toga
should see the shit i am coughing up this morning its so fucking over for me
one of the lads at toil tattled on me for something i didn't think was a big deal (and still don't) and got reprimanded for
might offer to drive him to the servo at some point (because we go there for lunch sometimes) and then drive off without him
?
stop smoking
Blame it on the Jews.
I wish.
like a work thing you did wrong or like you were being a twat and he didn't like it
when roman reigns return
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he showed me a picture of his girlfriend and i said she was cute and he reported me to toilberg and they're acting like i'm a sex pest now
was just trying to be nice
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dont think stuff like this actually happens in real life outside of made up stories on the internet by made up people
none of you are even real
YESSSSSSSS
HERE WE FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SHELL GO PERKS!
CIROC VODKA!
JAMES CLEVERLY!!!!
TIMMIES!!!!
KATY!!!!
THE CRONEM!!!!!!
S-CURVED BATONS!!!!!
THE GHERKIN!!!!!
IT IS TIME!!!! IT IS THE TIME OF DAY!!!! FINALLY IT IS HERE!!!!
THREE CHEERS FOR 190!
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I need Emma Watson to poo on me.
i couldn't believe it myself but apparently he took it the wrong way, he's a two-faced cunt
So sad..
Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women
At that point you may as well say you'd shag her then.
For God himself..
Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid
Brolly up today
pretty much, but in this scenario i know i didn't do anything wrong, even toilberg thought it was bullshit but he had to follow HR procedures
The psychic damage to every young to middle aged man in the world by YouTube's new ad system has been extraordinary. The mass seething. The road rage.
katy spotted with the cronem
you've got to have some balls to hike in america
woman cant handle it when you tell them you are unwell so they start pretending to me unwell also
don't get why people don't use an adblocker, takes 2 seconds to install
spend 5 more minutes and you can clear up any site by blocking elements
i don't even see recommended videos or shorts