British government edition
/brit/
First for Nell
FUCK I picked the wrong thread
They got cycling mikey
x.com
smelly talent free
Rorke whipping out his Google Pixel 8a and drying up every single vagina in a 10 mile radius
wish i had twitter hope it was a painful death
here's your snape bro
just seent a website for a magazine that called itself "the original social media"
cringe, how desperate can you get?
try a pixel 6 leftypol im more working class than 100 of you
Me (23) and my missus (21)
nick frost wouldn't be too bad as snape if he lost weight
just bought an Honor 400 myself
that's three people
Arabella Stanton cast as Hermione Granger
She’s not Emma. She’s just not Emma. I don’t see myself (once she comes of age of course) posting about sniffing her farts. Only Emma can do that.
my phone was unbranded from aliexpress
A what?
phone
aint nun harry cud do x
So... erm... why are they remaking Harry Potter? The movies aren't *that* old and they're still pretty beloved. What's the twist?
the black one is snape
guys the clocks go back on my birthday this year. one whole extra hour of my special day!! :)
why did they have to pick a sub-mid jeet
fucking get the oil just stop'd right this second
her pretty face would be nice being coated in the cream from a purple headed bbc
don't understand this harry potter remake thing, why remake something that was already fairly good the first time, isn't severely technologically obsolete, and finished its original run pretty recently?
money
Sound all nice and middle class in my own head
gave a presentation that was recored
play it back
the working class pleb comes out
ghastly stuff
I'm around tarquin and poppy every day and thought I blended in seamlessly
I'm not but a monkey. An ineloquent poor monkey.
For me its the Xiaomi Poco X7 Pro
and I just don't understand this Tracey Emin art
joanne has a few tricky lawsuits coming down the pipeline
How feasible is moving to Aus as a Brit? I plan on working as a data centre technician. My future wife is in Perth waiting for me
asteriskmong *loves* his fucking asterisks
I'm around tarquin and poppy every day and thought I blended in seamlessly
That's retarded
if that's the case then they should've ignored harry potter's story and come up with something new set in that universe, maybe something set during the first wizarding war perhaps?
It is a TV series, and as such will be able to cover far more of the books. Many parts were left out of the films.
It's going to be pro-trans to save the franchise from Rowling's toxic image
well thats my arse raped then
should get some tranny actors in then
They tried that with Fantastic Beasts, but it was shit. Going back to the winning formula now
get the poos barmed
they didn't have voldy in that period, i wouldn't mind seeing you-know-who at the height of his power
stroking my unclit
I don't care what my kids do I don't force them to do cello or any of that stuff I'm very hands off with most stuff but I'm fanatical about screen time. Ipads, chromebooks, all of it. They are terrible for learning. The schools the ones that's given them this stuff. They are completely unputdownable. My one regret is not taking it off them immediately.
This a good approach to parenting or nah?
rorke referring to his skinny white ass as a 'phatty'
every parent i know says they're not going to give their kids ipads, but then they realise how easy it is to shut them up for a bit with one
Awful approach, force your kids to get some good hobbies for fuck sake
Wonder if they can smell my diareeha bum on the rain
They should have based it around Harry's dad and how much of a cunt he was until he got that sweet Lily pussy
alri chris chan
Excellent physiognomy
ktimming like a mad cunt
are those fantastic beast films any good
you still watching that big suze podcast lad?
she say anything about pakistanis yet?
fraid not
It's ridiculous innit
Not even 15 years since the films ended
what?
they're appalling
haven't had a proper shite in weeks, might have to chug a bottle of that cough syrup i tried abusing a few months back and it gave me mad diarrhoea
ktim
BOSH!
whats the first harry potter its alri to wank over emma in?
no
ktimmo the 3rd
are zoomers okay?
Jews were literally having a melty because Mrs. Rachael had a 3 year old amputee from Gaza on her show to sing a song with her.
Jews are literally satanic tbqh
should have seen that car coming a mile away
stupid man
smoking a cigarillo
don't know
What. A. G.
send that freak flying
Harry Potter book rankings
Goblet of Fire >>>> Half Blood Prince > Prisoner of Azkaban > Deathly Hallows > Philosopher's Stone > Order of the Phoenix > Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter film rankings
Prisoner of Azkaban >>>> Half Blood Prince > Goblet of Fire (it's high kino) > Deathly Hallows > Order of the Phoenix > Philosopher's Stone > Chamber of Secrets
Refute it. Pro tip you can't.
Anyone remember Mikey?
PikeyingMikey
no social stimulus
not forcing them to pick up any hobbies or skills
literally instructions on how to raise the most boring depressed cunt to ever exist.
t. mum raised me like this and I'm comfortable the most boring cunt I know
counter: hermione's fittest in chamber of secrets
live in a bills included flat
get to shower twice a day for as long as I want
absolutely beat the system, me
this is going in my compilation of eyebrow raising posts
yeah but did it fit
pikechael
Um lad...
No one is skipping showers due to cost
Ok.
is egypt a bot
What?
Busty Japanese office ladies
no. he's just a bored, lonely, and mentally ill mega-incel
eGyPT
my job? get paid to go into the loos and huff poo smells
OoTP book is underrated.
dont have any particular reason to dislike homosexuals but i still find them utterly repugnant
But she's just saying no screens not no social stuff
she hates it and says unless it's coding, computer animation or excel spreadsheets nothing else should use screens. Now she's saying Edtech is worthless and school are wasting hundreds of millions on it.
Free (you)s
It's spaino as was the Canadian poster earlier
JLo's getting old
diaryea smells and looks like the curry i had earlier
must have gone straight in and straight out
dont know what disgusting muck those buggers put in it
are there a lot of wogs where you live?
Yes
seeing thousands of shortform videos of cats is terrible for the brain as well
Alright what's really going on
Are the kids really much dumber now?
any hungry bottom in?
dont mind benders
hate flamboyant mincers
pride month soon
:/
would still sling one up her tbf
her tits look nice here
Big Suze has reached her endgame. She wants no kid to own internet connected devices until after they've finished their GCSEs.
Your tummy gets hungry, not your bottom. Do you eat with your bum?
eating my dinner x
they're calling it mouse pedophilia. strange world we live in
Only penises.
It's pure satire
TECHNOLOGY!
She's conceded it will never happen.
kids aren't bored anymore. They are passive vessels for all sorts of content, nonstop. They have constant provided for entertainment. They don't need to develop imaginations. It's all so unhealthy.
they cast an indian kid as hermione granger
it's levi-oooh, saar - not levio, saar
Why did you get your trip banned spaki?
you stole that joke
It's a slog
I didn't
Bizarre accusation
he posted cp on Anon Babble
Fresh Pumba
queens of /brit/
They've now said the techbros in Silicon Valley ban all screens in their houses for their kids.
I’m a Queen too x
Ah, coming up on 8pm
Let's see what footy we are blessed with today
fuck all
oh my DAYS
Everyting gwarn be iree
There are decades of kino matches available online
purchased new pillows
19:45
Jamaica v Trinidad & Tobago
Unity Cup
only 3 months to go until it's back
Impulse purchase or did you sleep on it?
Haha
download grindr
all the good looking/muscular lads are behind a premium account paywall
what’s the point? if i’m going to experiment sexually i want to do it with some handsome sexy cunt with silky hair not some fat pudgy incel looking freakoid
are sabrina is BBC ONLY
mmhmm
yardie goons going at it
thought this about shagging a fem trap and downloaded it but it's mainly middle aged men wanting their hairy arse shagged while wearing their wifes knickers
no i had been meaning to for a while but only bought them today
had to block that yookay aesthetics twitter account
it riles me up too much
28 and still live at home
mumberg and dadberg have gone away for the week
mumberg called me today and told me she never realised how fucking boring her is
if anything I'm doing them a favour by refusing to move out
Transgenderism is an evil paedophilic death cult, the sooner it's eradicated and it's advocates punished for the harm they have done to vulnerable children the better.
:(
kek true
full of fat and ugly hairy blokes
when i had gay thoughts it was about muscular men my age (early 20s) with smooth toned skin and handsome faces not these runts
face the truth lad
ignorance may be bliss but blissfulness is for women and children
ogun dey wan kill yo papa onijere
Just seen some pajeeta eating curry with her hands on the tube
white people love shit like home improvement lol
An Englishman’s home is his palace, as they say
bros stroking out loool
Took ketamine in a council flat in the early hours of Sunday morning and communed with the Aryan oversoul
if you don't like pickles you should try one of these bad boys, i could scran them all day
off to go play piano! tinkle-tinkle little star, how I wonder what you are!
*runs out of thread with my trousers around my ankles and an incredibly pooey bum*
Why do you talk like a wog when you're a middle class white boy?
Sven GORAN Ericsson
refusing or incapable?
gonna watch kai cenat's vod from yesterday brb
FUCK THE RING PULL FELL INTO THE COKE CAN NOW I CAN'T PUT IN MY MOUTH AND CHEW ON IT FUCKING FUCKKKKKK
me @ all the mongs in my office
posilutely drowning in clunge lately
where can you buy clothes from, that when you want to re-buy the thing, it's still in stock
must have like 30 asos stock alerts set up for shit clearly never coming back in
good one you spacker
why would you want to. suck the juice not metal you retard
fucking state of this shite
what happened to all our good looking young men
the west truly has fallen
i’ve given up on being bi im just going back to strictly fanny
think I might unironically lack a soul lads
dont think about or appreciate many things just mill about the house opening doors and flicking lights on and off and that
I've got two pairs of shoes and an old pair in a closet and I got all of them and put them on the coffee table to see if I could and once I did it nothing happened
dont know why I expected something spectaular but I really thought testing my agency like that might open something up inside me but I still feel as though I'm just cutting about waiting to die
*slaps knees*
well I'd best be hitting the ol' dusty trail
jacamo
does it really matter
you wont be able to get hard with a woman now that you've experienced prostate stimulation and licked a man's arse hole
yeah you sound like a schizoid autistic freak and our gene pool could use less cunts like you, especially in a trying time for the british race such as now
chewing on these is the best part of the drink and the only reason I buy the cans
i haven’t tho
haven’t even kissed a man (kissed a young handsome spanish guys biceps in a club in barcelona when we were both drunk and joking around but that’s probably the gayest thing i’ve done)
i’ve shagged women and never been involved with men
The whites have become black.
yo incels
just mill about the house opening doors and flicking lights on and off and that
congrats you've entered the parents whose adult children have moved out but don't have any grandchildren phase of life
autistic metal shagging freak
alri dee dee
english people will rib glaswegians for talking in their natural, unique dialect that harkens back centuries on this island and echoes a very important time in british history (early modern period, industrialisation and victorian era), yet will then ape the way london wogs and rappers speak. why is this? why is native linguistic variety shunned for babylonian judeo-bantu screeching?
bro is mentally 8 years old
wtf. how is it that Anon Babble can be the most hyper conservative rorkian traditionalists but also degenerate libertine homos
might just start slamming vodka shots until I pass out
please be mindful the cronem are about to play
about to take lasagnaberg out from oventoil
That's really gay
need a mccubbin gf
Sorry to break it to you but this is a demographic thing. Thirdies wash in the evening and the white man washes in the morning. So again this poll like many is just white people counting
Rate the fit
Do you even know who David Starkey is?
what does unc mean?
you'll notice I'm not wearing any trousers
Paki zoomer speak
Just ignore it
the white man washes in the morning.
Wrong.
2016 was 15 years ago
seasidecore
literally just the latest iteration of "boomer"
MPs already saying online anonymity should be banned in response to the Liverpool attack
How the fuck are they in anyway connected
uncle, used to refer to an older african american male regardless of relation by members of the nigga community
once again adopted by negrified rootless zoomers
unc unc unc unc unc
alright unc
got brutally raped by sword saint isshin then immediately went to ashina reservoir to get raped again
ive shaved my hair since lockdown
they want 20 quid now to cut your hair?
tempted to live with the shitty cut i manage behind the ears
No they arent
why do so many of you know the ins and outs of grindr?
They’re desperate to censor the internet so they can get away with more of their bullshit
drive drive drive drive
pooey old town
right im fuucking screaming at this
tried to charge me £30 last time I went gave him £20
best fulminated mercury farming locations
rotten strawbs on the shelves in m&s
whats the world coming to...
what next? a million "legal" immigrants coming into this country every year, imagine that!
fucking mental innit
but im seeing the times change and every cunt has a skin fade and im thinking about getting with it, becoming hip, you know
mental how I only ever have one type of cheese and it's merely the 24th best
I am such a GHASTLY pleb
*rapes your arse at 1000000000 miles an hour*
This dosser wears a hi vis to make it appear as though he’s been working
11 beans for me big chief
I will not live in the pod
I will not get the vax
I will not eat the bugs
I will not accept the draft
I'm an Aryan aristocrat and I deserve to have slaves (including jews)
for me it's roquefort
Wait in line.
m&s is in a total shitstate right now
they are unironically looking for paper records and talking on landlines they can barely even email people
people like to tell me otherwise but i was born in 2003 and gained consciousness in the summer of 2006 so have fully watched the utter civilisational collapse of this nation unfold with 100% awareness since the 2008 crash
just because most of my generation are mongs doesn’t mean some of us aren’t. i still remember the days of windows xp and blockbuster and flip phones with the keypads where you had to press 9 free times to get hashtag or star. i remember woolies.
how did he not get the police
camembert has no business in being in the top 10
this is a disgrace, a cheese disgrace
Don't like how static Europe's borders have been over the past decades
We need new countries, new wars, new empires, some new energy
Nah mate it will be soulless yankification until judgement day
Oh alright mate
The almost German feeling. Pubic is nice.
quite font of comté but mine always goes off in the fridge and when i eat it it makes my brain go funny
innocent people have to die to fuffill my map painting autism
An Indian IT company is conducting an internal investigation to determine whether it was the gateway for the cyber-attack on Marks & Spencer, BBC News understands.
Tata Consultancy Services (TCS) has provided services to M&S for more than a decade.
Groin.
27
it doesnt hit as hard for you since you never saw the 90s. you dont know how far we've actually fallen. i saw local governments doing things only sheiks would dream of now
Because it's a barber. The guys who owns these shops don't care what the barbers are paid so long as they pay the chair rent.
Yeah they do actually
scotland will leave the united kingdom and it's inevitable ireland will be unified one day. the only border changes will be more cucking for the anglo bvll
We need deportation of all non whites from Europe.
Then Russia needs to be subjugated for Germanic lebensraum.
It looks Russian enough.
only thing that will be subjugated is your arse by my cock
mental how im so used to filtering brit on the 'log that I have genuine trouble finding it now
An Indian IT firm? M&S IS SAVED
how can you tell which ones a renter and which one is a chairlordberg
these indian contractors are notoriously shitty
so many businesses in the uk outsource their cyber security to these firms and i've seen how much of a shabby job they do
mine charges 23 quid because they know that most people wont have change and will give them 25
i dont mind though because theyre white english
We are good.
they will kindly do the needful sir
iget like 3 haircuts a year. and only about 15 quid. next time it'll be 1
The renters actually cut hair
i remember when i was at my grans house in the mid to late 2000s and we didn’t have smartphones or tablets you see so if i wanted to play games i literally had to play games on the telly. from the menu.
i ended up buying like 20 games and ran up like 300 quid on my dads credit card lmao
I had this feeling since I was a kid.
The attack on one of the biggest names on the UK high street forced M&S to resort to pen and paper to move billions of pounds of fresh food, drinks and clothing after it switched off its automated stock systems.
That led to bare food shelves and frustrated customers.
A month on, M&S' large online clothing service remains offline, and the attack has wiped more than a billion pounds off its stock market value.
pen and paper lol
the council does my haircuts
havent got a haircut since november 2023
Biscuits are my kryptonite
nah theres def some chairbergs who do treatments
next post from you
why am i a virgin at 28 lads?
phenibut is mine
My balls look European.
CANT FUCKING STAND THIS ANY MORE, I NEED TO START DRESSING SMARTER AND IT'S STILL OFFLINE. GET THE NATURAL MATERIALS ON.
Nothing wrong with that. Can't be hacked.
pen and paper lol
mental how useful these two are
shagged more birds than you i assure you
wind's howling
that was only a few months ago
LIV
ERP
OOL
marksandspencer.com
works on my machine
that phenibut was good enough for jehovah
Just go to the shop you colossal runt.
on the prowl at closing time i assume?
Not Southern.
Mental how Turkey produces so many barbers. Why is that?
corr would love to get run over here
You can't order anything just add it to wishlists lmao
It was the cyclist's right of way, the car should have stopped and let the cyclist pass
hairy people
youre in awe of my luscious locks
nun timmy cud do x
doesnt matter
if youre a cyclist and you see a car hurtling towards you, you dont carry on cycling
its common sense
Anon Babble has completely obliterated by empathy receptors . people all day were asking if i saw what happened in liverpool and ithe pause i take is way too long because i forgot how normals react to such things.
I don't feel the energy.
nell tiger free
more like
fell niger tree
youre fucking hard mate
my fish and chips are calling me a daft racist again
not saying that. my reaction is just thats funny or i dont care. im nowhere near liverpool why the fuck would it be anything else
Make me erect.
Firstly of course it matters. Secondly I assume the cyclist just didn't see the car until it was too late. The cyclist would have assumed that drivers would give way to the cyclist already on the roundabout, as should happen.
Most of them are Syrian or Kurdish. I don’t know why they like to advertise as ‘Turkish barbers’ when Kurds constantly seethe over Turks
no offence but why is there no new
Send porn.
there's one right after this post lad
New
Any Nordicist man in?
the new, where is it?
weird because turks own all the italian restaurants too. maybe the italians own all the french bakers and the french make all the tapas
how's he done that then?
I didn't like it but it was alright.
I did it again.
Boer filth scene order now. Furious Hispanic nonexistent order now..
No, thanks.