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Mcmansion Edition

Perfect Hannah.

Comfy
Sexy

Jennifer Connelly killed in rollover crash

Fuuuuck

mid

Time for a snack.

Press F for Canadian hockey.

salsa?

Tranny jannies? Hate them.

turn on the tv

Why are there so many Canadian pedophiles?

Icelandic anon waiting room ...

God shut up you're so annoying

fk cope

I am the danger

Chlorpromazine helps.

Wish Hannah was my gf.

How do I stop being retarded and unhappy?

goon your brain cells away

How do I buy a dildo and hide the shipment from my parents

i'll be out of your hair in just a little bit, i promise.

I want to hear Germanon footfag's opinion on what happened to her feet.

silly tranny they'll know you bought a dildo

How

You don't.

I tried that, it gave me carpal tunnel

Do YOU have an adequate intake of water, anon? Best and easiest thing you can do for yourself.

water tastes bad

stop being retarded

im afraid its not possible

because you're a tranny

Water tastes great.

gut tag brüdi, Wie geht's es dir?

I want to leave this hell

what did happen to her feet?

Schlecht, bin tief betrübt über den Stand der westlichen Zivilisation. Geht es dir auch manchmal so?

Going on a dopamine fast. Need to reel in my life of hedonism and comfort a bit

That's what you think

I was fiddling with my foreskin and then started chewing my nails I think I accidentally swallowed some smeg

Dann finde eine Weiße Frau und habe Fünfzehn Kinder

Wishing you the best

be dirt poor, no money, no income, no assets

FAFSA puts me at the higher end of poor because I'm poor in dead industrial town Massachusetts instead of dead industrial town Appalachia

These niggers have homes and I live in a roach apartment but because they don't live 20 minutes away from wealthy people it counts for more.

Incels could probably bag a fat gross bitch with tattoos, but they think they're above it
Beggars can't be choosers

Bin kleinschwänziger Incel. Mich will keine Frau haben - noch nicht mal braunhäutige :-(

vermin

I live there

Gonna complete Shadow of Chernobyl tonight I've been playing on master difficulty btw

Lustig

STOP speaking Nazi
Leave now you disgusting filthy foreigners before I blast you with shotgun

refresh

no (you)s

what's the deal?

thought you were doing that last night

My cousin from Puerto Rico is a TV director/producer in Danmark. Idk what he's doing there but they pay him well.

Which one are you

Free Palestine, nigga!

Why are there ants in my bathroom

I was tying up loose ends before I start

nothing

You go swimming in there?

Na, du kannst deinen Schwanz länger machen!!! MÄDCHEN MÖGEN LANGE SCHWÄNZE!!!GANZ GENAU!!!

Gay and interracial porn is in high demand in Scandinavia.

big toe isn't the biggest

Super strange feet.

Ugly toes

Whichever Republican wins the nomination for president next should choose RFK as their VP
Because it would win over a good number of Dems, and it would give rfk a huge boost to being the face of the part since they have a leadership vacuum. The problem is, even though it would help that presidential candidate, it may not help the Republican party because it would possibly make the Dems more formidable

dems hate rfk jr now though so that won't work

He directs commercials. I have never seen them, nor do I want to, I don't speak cheese danish.

RFK is a nut job hated by both Democrats and Republicans, what are you smoking?

Not their base
People love him for what he says about our food, you just think people hate him because that's the media narrative. I remember thinking trump didn't have a chance in 2016 because the news made me think he was hated

Anyway even if you're right, he'll win people over if he performs well as health secretary

why don't you fucking change your name to arnold schwarz schwanz neger?

feet are really unimportant

this is true

No it's verboten also you can only catch and release fish

any fish?

ha! like she's wearing socks all the time. cute. well if that's all, i don't know what mr. square-stache will say about 'em.

verboten

forbidden????

Are you the neet Brazilian or the guy who love German women?

I'm at a point where sometimes I wouldn't mind living in a McMansion suburb, like I'd have a wife, some kids, and we'd just kinda live a boring life of comfort

Know what I mean?

Though I'd kinda like it if my wife called me a good boy sometimes during sex

it's verboten

Why tho?

Brotherberg bought me bose headphones which are real nice but I can not hear shit with them on which is spooky

During a debate titled "One Christian vs. Twenty Atheists," Jordan Peterson was pressed to identify himself as a Christian but awkwardly refused.

Athiest wins debate by asking other side if he's really Christian

I'm the brazilian that studies in the US and sometimes posts Lum and loves germanic Frau

I eat a lot of seafood, and my favorite is salmon but it's so expensive. Then I had a realization. In actuality, salmon is absolutely free. I just need to up my game

ugh the neet is better

Something about a strong undercurrent or whatnot

Oh ok for some reason I thought you were American studying in Brazil for some reason
*Hugs* hope you're having a nice day

Twinkmaxxing and artmaxxing in order to get an alt girl gf. Watching french movies and shit. It'll work, you'll see.

Ok thats understandable then.

Stop making fun of the American anons! It's just disrespectful.

I'm at a point where sometimes I wouldn't mind living in a McMansion suburb, like I'd have a wife, some kids, and we'd just kinda live a boring life of comfort

but you'd have to stop being gay for that to happen?

Reminder to freeze it beforehand

With this information, what state do you move to?

This is my favorite French kino. It's very artsy, but it works and makes it cooler

it's free after the initial investment in fishing gear, plus the time spent to catch it, clean it, prepare it, and then your fishing license/registration cost (if they have that in your area)

are they defective, or you might have hearing loss? mine got messed up from ear infections as a kid, and i had a friend who used to laugh at me and joke i only enjoyed concerts through the vibrations haha

but you'd have to stop being gay for that to happen?

I'm not gay though I like women

why are there so many negroes in that pic if it's french

I'm not making fun of them I'm making fun of

I want to live in West Virginia and get a fent addicted hillbilly gf.

my cat doesn't say meow he says brown. he says it like BRRROOOOOOWWWWWWN!!! even my cat is accusing me of being brown.

Looks neat, i'll check it out.

Humans are an ant colony
Different races are different kinds of ants

why was this a style the boomers liked...

In the majority white areas there's no lucrative jobs, nothing to do if you're in your 20s or 30s, and those communities don't want you if you weren't born there.

tfw no Alabama gf

You answered your own question
I wouldn't recommend this movie if you're a chud
<3

thank you, i hope you're also having a nice day

In the majority white areas there's no lucrative jobs

well you mean there's no lucrative jobs for outsiders, but yes

makes me think of charlie murphy on chapelle's show, "what was crazy was, the dude who looked the most like a bitch was the one getting all the women!"

Is $150 too much to spend on a coffee maker? It does hot and cold brews.

No. Are you buying the Ninja

Did you ever have sex with a trans hooker in your country? I heard that there are many trans women in Brazil.

I think she's cute

You don't need coffee in you're life

c'est la vie

Will you actually use it?
Can your afford it?

yeah that is a cute monke

buddy, there are no tech, finance, or science jobs in Iowa Falls unless you want to work as the library IT guy or a doctor.

joie de vivre

I watched that one. The music was cool but most of the movie is just watching them dance, and then freak out and kill each other
Was just ok

Sorry I don't speak Italian

Well I've never been to Iowa falls but my town has all of those jobs and it's very white.

Do not be deceived, God is not mocked [He will not allow Himself to be ridiculed, nor treated with contempt nor allow His precepts to be scornfully set aside]; for whatever a man sows, this and this only is what he will reap.

Yes.
This is factually incorrect.
I drink coffee 5-6 days a week, and I have $140k in savings right now.

I could go for a good debate rn ngl

You could sleep with 140 hookers instead

sure, let's debate. are you a failure in life because of your own ineptitude, or from unfortunate circumstances beyond your control?

Amen

Hookers are gross and dangerous, none of them would solve my coffee dilemma either.

Should we be allowed to scream NIGGER HEIL HITLER wherever and whenever? What do you think about it? Thank you

I'd say mostly the latter. My family neglected to teach me many essential life skills. I'd say the reason I continue to be a failure is my fault at least, but I don't know how much it's my fault that places of meaningful gainful employment all refuse to hire me, while I know for myself that I'm a honest worker who does my best.

Do you think Jesus wanted to start a new religion or did he just want to reform Judaism?

I agree, but another anon was trying to say she's perfect. Perfect means no flaws at all.
I don't have a problem with weird feet, because I don't believe people are perfect.

I don't think he wanted anything since he didn't exist

That's why I loved it lol

No, I think screaming should break noise laws. I hate loud noises
Reform Judaism. Although I know many Christians consider themselves to be the real Jews, as in, God's chose people/elect or whatever
He's definitely a cuck

Montana, North Dakota, South Dakota.

Is Destiny objectively a cuck, or has he simply embraced the role that white Western men are forced into by white girls nowadays? Thank you

There is more evidence that Christ existed than Hitler or Napoleon

The consensus among historians is that he did exist

I answered already now shut cho bitch ahh up

This is what Christcucks believe.

There is more evidence that Jesus Christ existed than that Julius Caesar existed

That's why i don't believe in julius caesar

IMO she's perfect.

Why do you think this? Most mainstream historians think that Jesus was a real person.
Even Tacitus and Flavius Josephus mentioned him.

I DONT KNOW WHY I DONT KNOW WHY I DONT KNOW WHY

Yes.

I have it and it's very nice, but the carafe is easily breakable and it's frustrating

We have Caesar's writings, Cicero's writings, and the coins that were minted during Caesar's life.

Who invaded spain in the 5th century

There is a community of people with a rotten animal meat fetish

Spain didn't exist in the 5th century, but I think the Arabs (Moors?) occupied it then

Germanic tribes.

the daedra

Are you buying the Ninja

I have that one but I never use it for cold brews maybe I should try that one day but in the US you can get it for like $100 a lot of times

Of all the arguments against Christianity in antiquity, none of them were ever "their founder didn't exist"

"Cap"
-Cicero

I would be daedra if I were in Elder Scrolls

LMAO

Picked up the first few volumes of Dandadan, what am I in for?

Twerk for Gaza, post butts below

why is this faggot spamming dicks

I keep getting absolutely raped by the crucible knight in the Evergaol in Elden Ring

Yo Iceland, this is some good seethe you started. Keep it up

Downloading and posting pictures of naked men for the epic style troll

At least spam white or Latino cock monkey tard

Was that the Brazilian incel or some guy with VPN?

Is it this one? I'd read a review about the carafe on this one and someone said it's hard to clean.

It's 2025 and educated Western people with internet access still believe in Jesus, gods and magical shit

VPN
None of the Brazilians were chimping out on iceland

This guy is legitimately insane and probably a real jeet who would be living in some boonies rubbing shit on himself if Canada wasn't suicidal

You could be born as a housecat

I worked to the point where I have everything I want, but now I work soany hours I never have time to enjoy any of it

Cats are shit. At least doggoids can go outside and have fun

This guy walks your streets Canada. Probably groping your sisters and moms

And they can fuck your gf when you're away on business too, right?

No it's this one, mine has/had a wider top and was easy to clean but my dish brush broke the carafe the first time and the second I barely set it on my granite countertop and it cracked. I see new ninjas with a metal carafe and that seems way better

Seek help

native African tribal woman

twenty year old autistic girl

white haired milf

Rate my taste

these bitches are ugly

respectable

native African tribal woman

High tier and underrated

twenty year old autistic girl

Depends on the girl
white haired milf
Gross.

Hmmm thanks for the input, I'll keep doing some research and see what else is out there first. I'm replacing an older, cheaper one and don't wanna buy another one for a long time.

earning 50k a year at poop & butt sneed and feed is not "lucrative". no one exits a T20 and moves to farmville.

Cats can do that without supervision

Yes exactly. Make sure to stay in tacoland thx

Rate my taste

mardi gras flashing

French woman pillow humping

Yuri hentai

True

earning 200k a year while living in a segregated neighborhood > earning 50k a year while living in farmville. sorry, buddy.

what do you do to earn 200k?

aw hell no

Momberg buys the shittiest quality steak then gets mad when you don't eat it

exactly, champ! make sure to stay in the barrio and make that money, you literally can't make a dime in white areas, they're known to be poor

I always eat what my momberg has cooked for me.

This.

Jason is an insolent brat, if his fatherberg hadn't walked out on the family Jason would be catching daily beatings for his shitbird antics.

Nope. I only have one mom and no sisters.

you want to take the credit of wealthy white neighborhoods while simultaneously decrying them for being in multiculti states. no one is rich is cowpooville except for the megafarm owners who actually live in aspen.

Kys schizojeet

That isn't Jason, it's the short guy I think

fagberg you're poor anyways, why are you even talking about this shit? stay in the hood, lil guy

made Jason mad award

i live in shitholeville, maine. you lost, kid.

this Iceland guy is a psycho

oh you're that faggot. are you not white? why do you seethe so much about white people not wanting to live around brown pipos anyways lmao

No one cares schizojeet. You will NEVER be a human

You can live a comfy life as a witch doctor or some shit if you go back to your home nation

The vast majority of /cum/posters like dogs sorry you're a minority and also in the minority.

I don't come here every day, it's kinda random. But literally every single time I'm here, day or night, schizojeet is here spamming the same retarded shit. Pretty sure he's an uberjeets delivery worker, it would explain his chronic posting and unlimited free time.

I live in a wealthy area. I just saw a white Lamborghini countach today. And a bunch of people riding horses.

oh you're that faggot.

no idea what you're talking about, you sound schizo.
i literally do not care about where people choose to live. i will not stand retards telling me that this is a good place to live for anyone who isn't an enjoyer of toiling at an amazon fulfillment center.

i literally do not care about where people choose to live

that's why you've been sperging out at me for 15minutes? lol yeah ok bud

Probably just a leech on the leaf services, getting free handouts.

no, i'm arguing about whether or not this a good place to live. people can choose to live in a mud hut and i do not care, that doesn't make it good.

and your argument is just "nuh uh it's not true that you can make good money in a white area you have to live around browns to make money I'm so smert xd"

jeets never just leech though, they always have hustles and swindles going on. I'm sure he is collecting welfare and whatever other bennies he can get, as well as doing shit like insurance fraud, but a lot of them also work illegally as labourers or doing Uber shit.

i was at a work function last year and we called an Uber to take us home from the game place as we were all fucked up, some jeet showed up and it wasn't the guy on the app at all. we asked him to verify who he was and he literally pressed the close-door button his minivan and drove off lmao. they just make a profile and use some dude's face, then have like a dozen jeets rotate as the driver for that profile on the app.

"good" is relative to where you live. in herointown, maine, "good" is 50k a year, which in my eyes is shit. how hard is that to understand? dumbass

I live in a wealthy area. I just saw a white Lamborghini countach today.

I do too. some guy pulled up next to me in a bugatti last year, so I raced him for fun, of course he smoked me but cool car

skill issue, you'd be poor in the shitty as well

The vast majority of /cum/posters like dogs sorry you're a minority and also in the minority.

labor economics eludes your mind because you're very dumb

Poop flabby

You're the retard who, for some insane reason, is absolutely certain the max amount of money you can make in a white area is 50k.

Oilers!

Every day i thank God for making my enemies retarded

I wish schizojeet killed xerself

Madison wi is very white, like icelandic from iceland white, and you can make six figures if you work for big companies like exact sciences or epic you can definitely live in a white area and make six figures

your enemies are dogs?

i think schizojeet might be a zoophile

See what i mean?

don't like this freak posting dogs tortured and their eyes gouged? You must love fucking dogs then

Again, means nothing from the leaf who also posts cats being tortured and abused.

None of you are white.

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Delete this

faggot

It is my birthday

based Italy

party time

I only ever took out $14,000 in student loans and I paid that shit off right after graduating

Happy birthday me man

Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear anon happy birthday to you!!! Yay!!!

high af and locked in on leveling in wow

leveling what you scrub ass noob

Leveling the mage that will mop the floor with your trash ass character

high af and locked in on leveling in wow

Spinster is so mean and toxic

How so

"spinny" is jason aka samantha

garrote > blink > shs KS > IB > vanish garrote and clos your nova > ur ded KID

GYATTTTTTTTTTT

She bullies manlets constantly
Which would be fine only in a sexual context

I keep sticking my fingers in my ass and smelling my pheromones. brian is a bad influence on me

I think she's cute af
fugg you fags

jason and redditleaf are the worst posters in /cum/

how do you know it's not in a sexual context

How do you know that's her

this but goshpedo, fagberg, and schizoleaf

Dont know who any of them are but wish half of every thread wouldnt be bitching about them

Who's fagberg

but fk is the most pathetic

it doesn't make any fucking sense

same, but i know about one of them

really?

I like FK

Took a bathy wathy

redditleaf is bitching like a leftist fag over boogeymen he's imagining and scours the archives to make hit piece screenshots there wasn't even dog gore in that link anymore and no proof there was any to begin with

Yes really dickhead

All bad leaf posters are schizojeet

Nice im on that /shitshowershave/ action myself

uhh why does korea need a holohoax museum?

why

Make the new before schizojeet makes it where's Brazilbro?

Everyone must feel bad for Jews

ummmm because 600,000,000 jews died between 1941 and 1942?????????????????????????????

oy vey

we just won't use it if he makes it, add insult to injury.

leveling a lock for MoP classic

terrone is one of the most obnoxious

Take Canada out of the subject and replace woth Brazil and Iceland too lol

damn we're onto MOP classic? when does that drop?

i went to the gym
i ate
i meal prepped
i played some magic
what the fuck else am i supposed to do with my day i have like 6 more hours
i dont want to just get high and watch the simpsons like some kinda bum but its too early to go on a sunset walk too
i wish girlberg was around i would rather bed rot with her than alone

terrone is a faggot for sure, I hate Brian the most because he literally spams faggot porn which is more disgusting than any of terrones hideous selfies or Jason's retarded weeb shit