kiss your sister
/asean/
heil hitler
soy homelo chino
i thought you had a new gf now peruANO?
why are you still posting her?
her face after I stopped sending money
not looking for new gf, PhD viet gf is enough.
This is what happens if you let a primate go free and to getting caged up. Enjoy the countless "kiss your sister" thread to the panzee
During PE(swimming) I mastered the art of maintaining my chub for the entirety of the class(2 hours).
After school I would notice my female classmates whispering and giggling when I pass by, the guys wouldn't look me in the eye, my teachers would give me a firm handshake when greeting me outside school. They know it, I know it they all fear my edging powers.
hi friends, how do I get asean gf?
is speaking spanish interesting over there?
why is conclave so popular here
if someone tells you to sing despacito and you can thats considered W rizz. Just keep doing that kind of normie shit while driving and you're good to go
How do you deal with toxic friends who you can't be yourself with?
need me triplets daughter
focus on being rich even haters respect the grind
chuds
Again and Again: I denounce YEHOVAH.
I denounce Yeshua/Jesus.
I denounce Muhammad/Allah.
I denounce Abraham.
Hail Jupiter-Eloah, explicitly & implicitly. Selah.
Amen, so mote it be.
why do keep spamming chuds for no reason?
im bumping chud
tfw too much salt in my coffee
thats not orei
the average pinay look like this
I tried not watching porn for a month and it made me extremely depressed and agitated
Fr
I never gooned to bestiality before I started nofapping
see you guys after 5 years
going to prison
the fuck did you do
see (You) next thread, mnokey
Buzzword useable, mnokey
wake up and go to work
mr lim needs a new bmw
mnokey
you start work at 9am thoughever
stop copying me chuds
Either way, a pajeet hominid is still above from a shitposting primate like (You)
jeets law: you are a pajeet until proven otherwise
211022131
im glad you guys see me as a pajeet im too ashamed to be associated with filipinos and their animalistic reputation
also the mnokey: I rather be a Pajeet in this country rather than being a Tangalog on my own shithole
Sapiens over primates regardless of race, chud.
It's a compliment to be accused of being a jeet. Nobody wants to be pinoy men, the garbage eating cucks of Asia LOL
im glad you guys see me as a pajeet
the absolute state of pajeet cope. Already in the final stage of grief being acceptance kek
the absolute state of pajeet cope. Already in the final stage of grief being acceptance kek
Not really, he's the same guy guzzling out how Jeets are superior than Tangalogs (he is one)
It must be brutal that your sole existence is to get mogged and serve foreigners
if you really think about it, bisayans are pajeet descendants
explains a lot
fucking KEK
how many of you pinoys are virgins because a fat white guy fucked your highschool crushes?
Yet you're acting like one whenever you got indirectly mentioned chud
even worse, serving indians as a dalit. Your entire caste system is being mogged by a lighter shade of indian, but ultimately still a pajeet.
Coffee time
1/2
tengahari!
(cont'd)
2/2
How common is sex with you sister in SEA?
Dalhin mo ako sa iyong palasyo
Maglakad tayo sa hardin ng 'yong kaharian
Wala man akong pag-aari
Pangako kong habang-buhay kitang pagsisilbihan
Oh, aking prinsesa
Prinsesa
Prinsesa
Prinsesa
sisters are for free blowjobs. porn has made them think this way.
I don't have sister so it doesn't happen in my country
seek help pornsick freaks
Rate lunch frens.
How about you do a direct mention first before you cry about pedophilia bad.
Damn. I'm the 1st poster of this bitch on this board long ago. Glad that it's circulating well.
Thaikot in jail
Why niggas be fucking glazing off singapore? I went and everyone looked miserable, food was also way too expensive for slop.
another night where i aimlessly fantasized about moving to singapore for work and travelling across malaysia, hong kong etc hooking up with women and becoming well-liked and known for my sex tapes on social media and eventually start experimenting with cute malay and indo trans girls how far gone am i
He cute
CUTE
brunch tomorrow before work
gn a tutti
Firstie-larping Thirdies needs some country to worship.
tf
what's inside
when will this incestnigger spammer die already?
even worse, serving indians as a dalit. Your entire caste system is being mogged by a lighter shade of indian, but ultimately still a pajeet.
FUCKING FUCK CUNT SHIT NIGGERFUCK
ANOTHER COVID OUTBREAK
indonesians
have 0 european genes
filipinos
larping to have spanish genes jajaja
average indog hapa is unironically whiter than average flip hapa despite flips claiming they have european (spanish jajaja) genes
time for brekkie
Ave Kami Corona-sama.
What's for dinner?
50000 cases in thailand this may
what are you doing thaibros
Is being filipino a curse?
too early chud
Welp, canceling my trip to bangkok, going to vietnam instead then.
Is being filipino a curse?
Being a hindu is.
A "malaun" so to speak
حلال
SEA monkeys torturing monkeys belongs to the same industry as SEA monkeys working remotely for a westerner
chinese tourists?
Nobody sees you as a man.
95% probably yeah
Sex Nicole (after breast enlargement surgery)
who cares? indonesians are subhuman vermin garbage that shouldn't be taken seriously
I thought that was durian
Don't be filipino
Yes, yes, shalom as well, malaun-kun.
we must save the filipino race
There is nobody more cucked than the average pinoy male
fat
image literally saved from r*ddit
lol
If you're white it's the system.
When you're brown they demand accountability
DFC queen
*vomits*
TRVKE
I've never seen a filipina with huge thighs.
i literally just posted one
I mean like the ones on tiktok. That's just a chubby pinay who probably smells like datu puti vinegar lol
Let the Mlei goon what he wants mnokey
like this?
Thaianons, have you ever tried maid cafe at Future Park Rangsit? I didn't see that there is actually place like this and i instantly blushed when see them walked to front of the shop out of blue.
You can suffer in Bangkok
When are we going to have maid cafes in the Philippines
wagies live like this and see no problem with it
Nah that's your room mnokey
It wasn't boy-themed so i ignored them
Lol some wagies here will cope and tell themselves it's better to share a Unitex mattress with 4 other people with pay to use toilet and no cooking for 7000 monthly bedspacer in the slums than be a NEET.
I used to live next door to a house like this for pinoy workers. They even had them living in sheds in the back yard in sub zero winter temperatures
why are filipinos obsessed with animal like living conditions?
Me when a Malgay or Indog are talking
Pinoy landlord needs to profit chud
You don't have maid cafe? In this economy?
yeah, sure nigga you are speaking a mas mahusay na wika kaysa sa iba sa atin
joining my first beyblade tournament this week
That's a man
bumps his own reply as a front of having an opinion
Lmao samefag
^tsmt
youtube.com
Based
Say no to racism
these totok chinks wish they were as old money as cinak benteng chads (who owning lands for generations even before the dutch government took fully indonesia) just because they are manager at banks or executive at multinational companies
honestly im not even mad atp since imitation is flattery after all
thank you for proving i have made a cultural impact in this general
on the next one i suppose
tsmt
still richer than you lmao
imagine being proud of okb peasant, you will never be a landlord chad
Guys read Listen to The Song by Chainsaw Man Author Tatsuki Fujimoto it's really sad
not my problem
Is there anyone more emasculated than the average Pinoy man?
did chenso man get axed?
Not yet. They're at the climax at Book 2.
They even put my nigga Nayuta down
chainsaw MID sucks balls deadass fr fr no cap
Sucks to be a casualmnokey huh
Me
for me it's dandadan
sucking clit is gay and pedophile act tbqh
its like you sucking a shota cock
Nigger thailand has better avenues for p4p. Stop wasting money on overpriced maid cafes.
I’ve never carpet munch, it fucking gay. I only receive, never give.
have sex incel chuds
Camel humps store fat for when food is scarce. If a camel uses the fat, the hump becomes limp and droops.
women's orgasm isn't real
English fluency = intelligence
bushmen of the kalahari
did someone open a sushi restaurant
Posting in Filipino itt = try hard Edgelord tourist from epbidatcom
Fair
Nigga she went from
N-Naruto Kun
to
Oya Oya
what the helly?
how do you make it wet for easy penetration, then? spit on your hand and rub on it?
if you have to ask then it's over for you
The romans say eating pussy is more faggoty than sucking cock because no man should ever put themself in a submissive sexual position for a woman
if she is dry then she is not consenting
Post teeth
tfw no huge tits tomboy gf
I svffer…
with whom
Boring
yo momma HA!
The romans were faggots.
Lapu-lapu went down on girls and pleasure them all.
eating pussy is acceptable as long as you dont do it to a prostitute like peruANO did
Lapu Lapu never did such thing
no way fag I rather suck cock than lick a pussy
we know ariff
says the khhv
licking a pussy is gay
i only eat ass
yall are virgins here until proven otherwise
not me thoughever
I want to suck Filipino Dicks.
I for one them being Latin American + Southeast Asian Hybrids (Filipinos) [Men].
Their sexy and unique combination of Latino with Asian makes me hard for them.
en.m.wikipedia.org
Timestamp says you're samefagging
i having sex tomorrow
When the fuck did having sex with a woman become gay you retards
it is only gay when you touch the coochie
The romans thought fucking a man's asshole wasn't gay because you're the one penetrating. You saying they're right?
let people enjoy things chud
it's real
nobody has ever told me about this WTF? omw to meet the qt.34
Coming from a mnokey who loves to contradict people's posts. What a hypocrite.
tfw im a 29 year old bpo worker with no gf experience and still khhv even anons on /asean/ are having sex
حرام
Love is love chud
average indog hapa is unironically whiter than average flip hapa despite flips claiming they have european (spanish jajaja) genes
there's at least 2 people in this general that's not virgin
he doesn't get invited to the weekly team orgy
the 2 non virgins is a sexpat and a kot poster
I svffer not being in mainland SEA
this guy is half dutch half filipino
حرام كفار
And ironically both are namefags, oh wait it's just one. The rest are pretentious faggots.
this guy is half dutch half indog
Do they offer GFE
i am not a virgin and i have proof
post sex vid
Life as a BPO worker must be soul crushing especially at that age
your ai chat history isn't a proof chud
^tsmt
got him
Nobody believes your cherrypicked WebMs nigga.
TRVKE
i've just been binge-watching House M.D.
this whitest flip hapa looks brown
varg was right
Mangutang
ITS OVER !
Congratulations, you now learned dry and satirical humor from Dr. House M.D.
Is it me or are indogs slowly disappearing?
just found out most filipino hapas look filipino and chinese-jeet with lighter skin
i thought them having spanish genes make them whiter and aryan
elliot rodger can look whiter than filipino hapas
Most filipino hapas look dysgenic. That's why their fathers abandon them here to atleast have an edge among the mudbloods.
Picrel is the most popular male artist in the Philippines and he got ignored by his German sex tourist dad on whatsapp.
Persib juara euy
olivia rodrigo has super dark eyes (filipino father white mother)
cindy kimberly has light brown eyes despite being half spanish (indog father brown spanish mother)
Race mixing is a sin THOVGH
where do you watch it
It's just you and "your own kind" chimping out.
no its not incel freak
love is love chud
We are all one race, human race, so it's not a sin
Wipe the Y filipino gene. Fuck pinoy men. Let their low quality genes die out. White is MIGHT.
filipinos should not racemix though
BAGONG
Tatlong bilyon, ikaw lang nga ang aking gusto
Pasensiya na kung ngayon ako'y 'di para sa 'yo
Tayo ay papunta na sa 'ting bagong yugto
'Yokong mabuhay sa isang mundong walang tayo
Hehehe
Kapag akoy nag-iisa madalas akong nagbabate kadalasan ginagawa ko to bago pa ko tumae iniisip kong parating ang aking only dream girl she is very sexy but her name I wont tell
So bounce bounce bounce hanggat ito ay magalit katagalan ay nangawit kaliwa ang kapalet.
Chorus:
One time…
Kantutan ang ignition kahit anong klaseng posisyon kaya ikaw ay tumihaya, paupo, o padapa ilabas niyo na poke niyo ito nang burat ko lumuhod sa king harapan susuhin niyo titi ko
II
Araw ko na naman naglibog na naman ako sino namang kayang pokpok ang mabibiktima ko dahil ang alaga ko ay di ko na mapigil pa ayoko mang aminin tol ako ay kaung na
Ilang buwan na rin ako sa poke nagjejeta kaya naman panay panay pagjajakol sa kubeta babaeng maika makisig siguradong malalanta sa pagbayo matutuyo ang poke niyang basing basa
Repeat chorus
III
Sa tabi ng kabaret may babaeng lukaret bentsingko isang kabet tagusan hanggang puwet
Titi koy tuwang tuwa poke niyay magang maga sa sobrang sarap parang ayoko na tumigil pa lahat ng posisyon ay gusto niya nang i-try never never never never siyang nagdedeny
Kung minsan masakit pag siyay dry na dry sa laki ng nota ko lagi siyang umaaray.
(Adlib)
Repeat chorus 3x
How can I be a sexpat if i'm fucking cambodian, unless you're talking about finn anon.
Meds.
one race, human race
Pftttt, HAHAHAHA
They don't have much of a choice.
Where do you get her new pics bros
Why the fuck is this chud so obsessed with mutts? Indog mutt this, flip mutt that, they are both brown mutt, literally same shit
Lol you are cucked.
filipinos will say this guy look like filipino hapa in manila
i've got Netflix
You can't suffer in mleixia
This is what Pinoy men look like jej. It's up to you what conclusion you'll jump to
flips larping to have brown spanish genes instead mongolian genes end up having mutt kids look brown filipinos while indogs are proud of being pure end up having whiter mutt kids
did they fugg
his mom hit the jackpot
day 1187 of the 3 day operation
Accidental Renaissance
The next generation of filipino hapas are going to be orphaned singers and models. Don't underestimate us indog
Who let the tnagalog mnokeys run the asylum again?
Mr Lim gave them permission
wtf bros i thing the tranny -ACK memes are too much
i could've saved her
47 year old virgin gets married to his 70 year old neighbor.
muh tranny
Stop using Anon Babble lingo and talking about western problem
You're just a jawir
Man's hagmaxxed
give me your heart and soul
bow down to Mr Lim
for what?
what do you think about filipino drug cartels?
what am I looking at
I thought Duterte got rid of them.
patient has a unnoticeable symptom
house: its fuckmyshitupitis
other doctors: not possible also are you high on drugs again
house: just do what I said
patients get saved
house: im a genius also my leg hurts
every fucking episode
um
The milktea cup next to his ankles made me laugh.
your southeast asian gf package sir
have empathy chuds
Ban or bully filipinos
Realistically, how's SEAmonkeys odds at acquiring black gf?
0
you don't need to add "black" into your question
SEA men are at the bottom when it comes to attraction.
shes already married to mr Lim
what the helly?
you forgot the part where Wilson and House kiss
your trad jap anime illustrator and farmer gf sir
what is she censoring there?
her hometown ofc
y'know how desperate and creepy they are in terms of stalking
seems like its just some grass thoughever
i doubt stalkers incel chuds can trace her from that
never underestimate coomers
then she might as well have censored the whole post thoughbeit
NHH
DONT VICTIM BLAME CHUD
im not victimblaming thoughever
Blue Board tangalog
But anyways
Mie Ayam Bakso for dinner
fried chicken for dinner
sinigang na baboy (حرام) for me
back to work or mr lim will be angry
its already 6pm thoughever
you can work two jobs one for mr lim and one for mrs lim
nah im good
I want to leave the bpo industry
what if Mrs Lim looks like this and the job is to be her personal massager
mrs lim does not look like that
don't make a thread yet
let's hit 300
it's a challenge
Papayas for me. Gotta take care of my skin and watch my weight even if no one wants me.
do you have a peer reviewed source for that claim, sweaty?
rather be a schizophrenic shitposting simian rather than work 9 hours a day ahh indirect reply
youre only saying that so you can get OP thoughever
Make earlier than the autistic tangalog mnokey just to witness him chimp out and hijack the thread.
just make it yourself, then
Stop talking like that.
just trust the soyience chud
i don't want my catalog to be filled with this general threads
ITT: Southeast Asian Mnokeys indirectly replying because it's too spicy for them to mention somebody
new/bago/baru
you failed
Just work miserably 9 hours a day in the Philippines for peanuts theory
Can't out-retard the tangalog
Sad innit
I hate you all
its already 300 thoughever
you made it before 300, chud
whatever
TRVKE
Skill issue indog. Brutal reality that flipmnokeys out-retarded you even on starting a containment thread.
it only has a one minute gap thoughbeit
TIME TO WRAP UP MNOKEYS