my mum and dad edition
/brit/
sausages chips peas and gravy for lunch
it fucking lush
gonna do some chicken strips in a wrap but that's literally all that's going into the wrap. povvo me.
?
two shell had a few decent tunes then went all tranny hyperpop
The wave video..
did i stutter?
blud really samefagged his own joke because no one replied to it
that looks like it was taken in the late 90s/early 2000s and they look at least in their 40s there so your parents are in their 60s or 70s now?
You are alright.
still in my dressing gown
Sven GORAN Ericsson
uh oh melty
I can't get out of it..
I have a grey pubic hair
curious
All these egirls following me on twitter call me a thot leader
stressed out your willy
The incal princible..
yh...
the british are such a subservient race of bootlickers
makes me sick
why is bro doxing his parents
innie pussy hella young
I guess I got tired..
Mum looks peng
shut up
greek girlfriend getting on my nerves again
Thinking about the time the Italians made a superior Mini
truth hurts
his dad looks like he's got a huge cock tbf
got a small penis me
Does she want to live like common people?
tfw no greekette or turkette gf
i'll take her
Thanks for the pic..
They're not his parents, they're two actors lmao
Call her a pousti malaka
you musnt be british then cuz you didnt do what you were told
what is the british race exactly
ummm
whats the big idea
English. I will beat you up.
how hairy is she
youre not part of the aristocracy or of higher class standing than me so thats why i didnt
Right.
It's the birth of a mentally ill spammer (singular) from Anon Babble
British boy, eight, suffers severe brain injury after falling from third floor balcony in Ibiza
you got caught out mohammad mate
always on about knobs aren't you
Rooked.
always on knobs me!
Would shag your mom gladly, please let her know.
welsh people have the highest amount of ancient brittonic dna
Sir Hymen Snapper
eating mouldy malt loaf
knoblad loves his knobs
Too many sins..
i'd eat a knob at night
welsh people have ancient phoenician admixture from bronze age trojan refugees
Too many sins
can someone explain what's funny about reposting the same spelling mistake thousands of times?
17 fukin years for stealing a gold toilet
But rapists get 4-5 years
Nonces with cp get community service
What a fucking joke country this is
Looks tired ngl
reposting the same spelling mistake thousands of times
Got some toil snacks in that someone brought back from China
Safe to eat do we reckon?
The shaken..
why would u make a gold toilet
get really bored when not smoking weed
Bro ist alright
tried not being a pathetic loser?
for pooing in i imagine
Dick
Mickey
right well thats lunch sorted isnt it
just smoke it all day there's literally no downside or risk it's a plant god put it on the earth for you to enjoy
Someone’s going to tell you what sentencing guidelines mean and it’s going to blow your mind you little chav scumbag
parched
The mogged
ktim, always feel better with the loud
With you?
we're going somewhere else
Threads dead mate
No one is going anywhere
new hoody lads
Push the ship..
last week of a shitty call centre job I hate
some Scottish boomer calls wanting to make a complaint
being really horrible to me
"I'm going to personally get this fixed for you, it will unfortunately take a few days though, can I call you back when I'm done?"
"that's fucking ridiculous, will I be compensated?"
"I can't say but that can be discussed once the issue is fixed"
"fine, just get it sorted"
slams the phone down on me
Lmao don't even remember your name pal, see ya.
Conor..
still have no idea what the online safety act is. is it just more puritanical video nasties shite?
mate of mine overheard the fella on the phone talking shit about him when the fella thought he was far enough away from the phone so my mate read out his address that was on the system and said "see you soon." and hung up lol