Sporcle countries of the world edish
You have 15 minutes. Under 100 and you are a yank.
sporcle.com
/brit/
Crazy to think the best time to live was when you were a preteen.
Mental that. Can't say its coincidence.
got a mark on my face from picking it too much so i havent been outside for a week
Seems I've picked up some sort of virus, lads. Feel bloody 'orrible, I do. On bank holiday weekend as well. Gutted.
aaaaaaa I keep thinking about her but we can’t be together
hi
phone news push notification
CAPITAL UNDER ATTACK - AT LEAST 12 DEAD AND ...
wtf
Kyiv, Ukraine
Ffs just say that in the fucking headline
When I was 10-13 I was thinking about my future and how when I turned 18 my "real life" would start, not realizing that I was living my best years that instant..
Foxo!
I used to think 13 was pedoshit but after some time on TikTok I realized a lot of girls are undeniably very womanly at that age. Probably I never realized because I assumed all the grown looking 13 yos I saw on the street were 16 or older.
that’s a lift
*pats your head*
Foxo!!!!!!!
ok bro
got 32 but then i gave up cos i was bored (was only doing american countries)
was at the beach the other day and... actually I'll keep that story to myself
Foxo?
Wahoo!
Got around 70 before it started getting hard. Accidentally closed the tab. Sorry I didnt know some tiny ass nation in the middle of the pacific ocean or some landlocked country in africa. I got all the important ones.
i know we act like peaky blinders is deano slop but its actually a good show
got virgin island on
for me, 10-13 is putting two very different stages together into one band. i was happy at 10. miserable by 13. i guess everyone's different, considering for you that was all the same period for u
grim
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
168
Error.
spring rolls for me my lad
They were very different stages for me as well but they were both wonderful times nonetheless.
You coming to the US lad
Trump’s letting all white people return to our homeland (America)
people in my life get mad at me for not being sentimental but really its because i have memory issues
blem, zoot, spliff, joint, doink, reefer, blunt... you may use any of these words or more if you are a druggie MONG
C'mon.
i'm blacker than the back of forest whitaker's neck
Forgot Kenya exists. Fuming.
blem, zoot, spliff, joint, doink, reefer, blunt
first series with sam neil is kino but its all downhill from there
:)
How is knowing where Vanuatu going to improve my life?
what if someone asks you to name a country that starts with v and has 4 vowels?
vox
Did fine I reckon
Oh no, I dont get 20 quid and some clout chasing youtuber doesnt put me on a video?
My life is in shambles.
venice
Vatican City.
Vanuatu
You gonna eat all dem chips bossmam
three vowels thougbeit
got on the bus with my day saver
smoked the reefer in the corner
sucking a pine nut
You wouldn't know she's 13 if she didn't tell you.
Skipped breakfast. Tube of pringles for lunch. Microwave shepherds pie for tea.
That'll do for me
valencia
Good on you for figuring out that computer
What pringles flavors?
Um, based
Mexican chilli & lime
virginia
ermm what the fork
143
Thailand the most relevant country I didn't get probs
Not countries
got done by vanuatu
How do you name 143 countries and Thailand isn't one of them? You hate spicy food and ladyboys or something?
What does this mean
why would someone hate ladyboys? they are alri
genuine question, fuck they gon' do?
end of football begins today
summer of nowt to do at the weekends looms
maybe get a life outside being a smelly incel?
Millions of Britons cry out for a team of daft yanks led by Donald Trump to save our freedom of speech
In the 2023-2024 school year, PEN America recorded over 10,000 book bans in US public schools, impacting 4,231 unique titles. This was nearly a tripling of the number of bans compared to the previous year, where 3,362 bans were recorded.
no i don't think i will
Wild you’re all like eton graduates with country estates and shit
got the football on
noooooooo the kids NEED to read about gay men getting their backs blown out
making a stew
those books were all WOKE so its okay
But they're banning classics like Huckleberry Finn too, not fair
poo chips
locking people up for voicing opinions is the same as banning porn from schools
mad how kino 2011-2015 was
watch films
PEN 15: The Pen Island Division
who comes up with these yank committee names
you think 10k+ gay porn books got banned?
You want some stew with all of those bay leaves
hate people who write the year with only the last 2 digits
god i was so smashed last night posting on /brit/
cringing all the posts i made
reckon i would've gone on that had i not lost it in 2014
its ok x
Yes that’s exactly what I think
thankfully only got around 200 (You)'s and people will have assumed they were different people posting cringe
Looking for Alaska, by John Green, 97 bans
The Perks of Being a Wallflower, by Stephen Chbosky, 85 bans
The Kite Runner, by Khaled Hosseini, 73 bans
The Handmaid’s Tale, by Margaret Atwood, 67 bans
lol okay mate
thinking about all the cringey posts made by some drunken bellend yesterday night
All gay and cringe banning them is based and redpilled
Plato would’ve agreed
lmao i read all of those and i'm struggling to think what enraged yanks so much that they banned
was it the sex scene?
just had some road rage
nooo please i feel very bad i hope i didn't annoy anyone
also wanked to some real nasty stuff that i feel ashamed about
Cold.
Remembering the time my dad borrowed a copy of 'Ghostbusters' on video from someone he worked with for me and my brother (probably 5 and 8 at the time) and he'd recorded over it with some sort of french TV show about sex with two people getting on with it on a sofa in the studio and my dad walked in and shouted WHAT THE F---LIP
get it scrapped angela hun x
and get it doubled for brown folk for all the trouble they've suffered, it's only fair
Cut my own hair and it looks fucking horrendous and now I just found out I have to go out for a meal on Tuesday greaaaat
101...
I get to stay north of the 49th another day.
get it shaved
Can’t got a big skull it looks retarded shaved
You wake up in Portland, Oregon, United Stands
Yes
Raid the savings of the white PAYEpigs while we're at it too
Tax all savings 100%
They either have to spend it in the brown economy or it is taken from them and given to brown families
White motherfuckers hahah stupid white bastards we're taking over
Post sex.
Just remembered that yanks get arrested for crossing the road. Been giggling to myself for the last 5 minutes picturing it
who started this utter lie bruh
I poisoned the world's methi supply.
You're welcome, honkeys.
?
mad how 99% of the population are happy, successful, ordinary people who make lots of money, have lots of sex, and don't have any major difficulties in life.
if you face any trouble you're in a tiny minority.
No we don't
Probably has to do with a jaywalking ticket.
Does the three strikes rule apply to little shit like that?
illegally crosses a street
Howling
The NATO nazis are out in force today lads...
Get fixated on women really easy like my mind has a need to constantly have one woman I’m obsessed with
I've never seen this enforced in my life
heh heh foxo
at least it's not...
youtube.com
youtube.com
BICYCLE RIGHTS!
In the streets?
You guys got it rough down there. I hope things get better for you.
They probably banned all the books where people wrote about it happening mate. Hope they don't shut off your internet for me telling you this x
mfw an american is arrested for crossing the road at a non-designated crossing
United Stands
Foxos have immunity to such laws
united we stand, divided we fall
Not funny mate. Some of them are serving life sentences in alcatraz for not waiting for the green man
GAMER PRIDE
world wide
I got 148/195 how bad am i
are you somalian
Would be able to get them all if it didn't insist on the full name. The Caribbean is a fucking nightmare for that.
omds
You will have a national digital ID card.
Solid B+
BLM flag, tranny flag, gay pride flag, ukriane flag = okay
Palestine flag = hate crime and its off to jail
Florida man Letroy Brown-Jackson serving life without the possibility of parole in USP Florence ADMAX supermax prison for crossing the road before the man turned green
Are you telling me if I did 5 minutes of searching I won't find a story of an American getting shot by a power tripping OFFICAH OF DA LAW for j-walking and disrespecting the officahs AUTHORATAH?
Britain
Scotland
Daft...daft yanks
californian circlejerk
to Mass Effect!
Spent about 10mins trying to figure out how to spell Herzegovina
yeah it's often a real wake-up call when I'm outside and virtually everyone is clearly on the standard life path with friends, socialising, romance, jobs, studying, careers, house, family etc
that's not to say they don't have troubles or problems at times but it's more like they're all trains on the same track, speeding up and slowing down occasionally, whereas my train carriage hasn't just taken a different path so much as it has completely derailed at a comically early stage in life
12 year olds are ahead of me developmentally in terms of socialisation. In that sense. The older I get the more I get the sense that my life was fucked from a much earlier time than I would have believed if you told me. Like when I was 16 or whatever I still had hope for myself but in reality it was already over by then and had been for years at that point. Still, might as well crack on with my meaningless, lonely life. Nothing else for it.
Knife loicence general
Chest is hurting
Might die
Gaza stripped
I’d bet you can find a story about an officer shooting a child for eating candy. This country sucks
it wouldn't be like this with foxo in charge
They're just thinning the herd.
Fat kids make for easy targets.
Here, have a green man, so you can cross the street.
bought a graphics card and it says "republic of gamers" on it. thinking of returning it because my pc case is clear glass and i don't want this cringe to be on display.
Just move to a decent area, literally every square inch of the UK is a shithole or unhabitable, most of America is a shithole but there's still plenty of great places left like Idaho or New England or pretty much the rural part of any state
geography has done our country so theres nowhere to hide
You realise theres a difference in being able to have freedom of speech and having degenerate shit taught to children dont you?
screaming
fat girls
problem with trannies is that the ones that pass won't let me fuck they aah
at this point i can't get sex from a woman so a man dressed as a woman will do but the hot ones are all taken
okay think i might put yanks back on the filter list
In this exploration of UK recycling we’ve learned that the UK is responsible for a massive 27.7 million tonnes of household waste each year. Of concern is the fact that, although 80% of this waste is recyclable, only 45% is actually being recycled. It's shocking to learn that out of the 14 billion plastic bottles consumed in the UK annually, only 59% are recycled. Facts such as these highlight an urgent necessity for the UK's recycling strategies to be improved.
Yeah, lets make the cap stick to the bottle. That'll sort it all out.
just move to a decent area
are the best
the reds
YES YES!!!! want to eat her arse!!!!
TO QUEBEC!
Learn French, forget vowels.
fat girls rule the world
what's it like supporting a good team?
22%
grim
Considering whether to go for a virgin walk. There's still time left in the day but it's very rainy today.
good to get some fresh air thoughbeitever
anyone here done 4mmc (meow meow as they called it)?
took it last weekend and fucked my gf for about 10 hours
fooking HATE batarians
need them all to take turns farting on my face
dangerous and downright stupid
Isnt that plant fertiliser?
I live in Quebec. I'm an Anglo doe (moved here for lower rent). Mostly Africans here now.
stay goated
feels good
I have not heard of this drug
What are they doing there then? Don't they get cold?
Mental how 90% of people under the age of 18 are completely stunted window lickers with no attention span or autistic freaks
feels good
it was marketed as that to get around laws. it's not actually a plant fertiliser
Great, happy for you bud x
Fuckign hate everyone
it's impossible to get in america unless you order. it's the best drug, 100x better than meth or coke. it's like the best of mdma, coke, and meth into one. too good to be true but it is. impossible to find pure shit thewse days
even your mother?
My brother was at uni in the peak plant food days
Said it was mental stuff
it's one girl just getting fatter and fatter
mfw pipo take meme analogue drugs made in some thirdie trashcan and risk getting v& instead of just drinking alcohol
Fookin hate hanar
Big stupid jellyfish they are
never done oral sex i just stick it in
alcohol is shite in comparison
t. alcoholic, actually on the cans right niow
Jellyfish.
oral sex falls under sodomy
kissing a chick after ur dicks been in her mouth is just gross
"straight" anal sex is repulsive
p in v is the only way 2 b
Drugs are great, just don't get hooked or build your lifestyle around them
lads i love women so much it's unreal
they all nice stinky bums and they poo and fart haha
want them all to fart and poo on my face
spend a lot of time with under 18s do you yeah
still
they're a bit preachy but overall inoffensive
Hes the hero we need...
yeah shagging them (16+ of course, completely legal imc)
t. abdul khan
Teenage girls are simply more attractive.
Never had any type of sex but I have to pretend I have because I'm tall, handsome and go to the gym.
Wish I was an ugly little freak so people would just automatically assume I'm the virgin freak I am instead of continuing this exhausting facade everyday.
Not funny
Based
Aryan aristocrat crushing smelly brownjeets like 3500 BC
you are literally me.....
Right then off to the forest for zoot
BREAKING NEWS:
ALAN YENTOB IS DEAD
family of six
4 adults 2 children
Hmm
Indian getting beat up by blacks hahaha
Posted a screen instead of the webem. I don't know her age but I'd reckon under 20 rather than over, therefore a teen
Don't have a sexy little brown bum though do I?
Any fellow Aryan, Nordic, Hyperborean, vitalist, blue eyed, soft haired, thoughtful, hyperracist, National Socialist, Evropean, Pagan, Thulean, Sensitive Young Men in?
Been to Peru and never saw a single blonde person except at matcha peashoot
Wallet principle.
why didn't he just drive off
retard
my bum is pinkish
Actual Africans or Haitians? It was a lot of Haitians last time I was in Montreal.
I might move to one of those smaller towns with more churches than people. Getting ribbed for my Ontarois seems like a small price to pay to live within my means in a place I can leave my doors unlocked.
någon som minns?
um
they got it all blocked off
Should probably go see a doctor about that mate. Or shaman or whatever it is you've got over there
i would have just driven right through them given insurance would have taken my side
Yeah to be honest. The genetic studies say that Peru has the least European admixture. But you have these weird cases of blonde whites. Probably recent immigrants.
Idfk dey black I don't really know the difference between Haitian/African or whatever. I'm in Montreal.
Conducted.
Haitians speak French
oh no another jewish trickster dead
So do Conoglese. I speak a bit of French given I lived here for some years. But always with the Anglo accent so I can't really assimilate, just stick with other Angloids.
If you went down I go down.
Love a sunny and windy day like this.
Britain is generating so much wind and solar power we're using almost no gas and exporting power to France
wife home in half hour gotta sober up and pretend im sober
she got a nice arse?
no need to do both
Didn't get bradlyed when I posted the article of the indian family getting killed but i did get multiple bradleys yesterday when I was posting pictures of children maimed and killed by israel
Very noteworthy and illuminating
went to the gym and have eaten very healthily today
shall be pissing it up the wall shortly with a pizza, massive bag of doritos, and an incredible amount of alcohol
foxo
Haitians speak French
Barely
XD.
All I ate today is a protein pudding, 4 slices of bacon and some raspberries.
TGSD
should be illegal how peng butter is
Foxberg in the garden
I know, I know, it's serious
No worse than anyone else in Montreal
Don't they get cold?
Not much really. I helped a black lad shovel his car outta the snow this year. It was all for naught though he was back within an hour, probably his work cancelled the day due to the snowfall. Happened to me some years ago so I expected it.
Northern Irish police uniform looks cool wish our police wore big hats like that more often
vietnam
raspberries
In May?
corr he's peng. she'd get it too
I will lose my eyes soon.
Have you ever heard of that train in Japan where if you miss the last stop at night and you keep going it takes you to the secret train station where you can never leave
Neat
Here's a lizard on my driveway
They look very sweaty thin athlesiure material
Also the reason there's more blacks here is cause of French colonialism. The French imparted their language on some black folx. The Quebec government hates immigration except if its FRENCH immigration. If you speak French come on in. That's part of the reason Quebec doesn't have many Indians compared to Ontario, but instead many more black people. Although make no mistake, there's certainly been an uptick in the number of Indians here as well.
Don't worry Gypsybot; they'll grow back.
Corr scran
Are you mad?
No, but they do call me Alhazred the Mad. I think they're just jealous.
Browse.
my electric bill doesn't go down though does it?
Albert Foxworth
Not right.
People who have dogs in their homes are fundamentally unclean.
i did not do so great
about 15 there that i would have gotten under better conditions
so much better than that margarine shite
cope on
It does if you have solar panels and a battery
Why am I right about everything?
is that what it sounds like
People who have dogs in their homes are fundamentally unclean.
Bernard Foxington
Explain de cock then.
it cola night
i said it cola night
and an MPPT. The controller's probably the most important part.
This is equal.
what's the best boxing venue?
it's the afternoon you prat
can't name israel or palestine
blud doesn't own a tv :skull:
When was it?
wanting shagged
wanting fed
wanting boozed up
pronto stylie
Went to college her some years ago. What think you?
Six year olds dude...
what's the best third-party PS3 controller? can't seem to get a new DualShock 3 anywhere
Getting my jockstrap all sweaty ready for the bf later
Why am I retarded?
ever shag her up the arse?
Kings Cross Station
shagged 6 women in my life (36 years old) and i wank to the memories of them almost daily
peng
pretty
obviously a chunker despite the cropping but yeah, would
i want to anna de ville
never shagged her though
Not enough linguistic training. It's ok, Gypsybot, you'll learn some interesting shit hanging out in lil /brit/ain.
go on then, post the new then
She asked me for my snapchat not sure if it would've led to anything
big gapes
bruh
What?
my wife's boyfriend
new
9/10 lucky bastard hope you ate her ass
Sudanid.
Post the real new
Just seen a Lynx advert with a black geezer sneaking into an asian girls bedroom.
I genuinely think a bunch of loud confident americans just hanging around and laughing and taking the piss at our MPs and herr starmer for doing abysmal totalitarian and cowardly self-hating minority worshipping dogshit might make a small difference
I think it's death.
any football watching man in?
would but that is not my place
Ok rorke, this is gonna change everything
Where?