edisyong /brit/
/asean/
Love you guys
too early chud
binibros...
DONT FUCKING USE THE EARLYFAG OP CHUDS
Guess what? I went into town wearing my new denim jacket, but instead of buying bread I ended up getting some coffee and a chocolate waffle. I must say some people were looking at me differently especially at the place where I always buy the chocolate waffle. When the worker handed me the waffle one of her friends asked "did he pay for the waffle?" and the one who handed it to me said "yes' then all three of them started giggling. Weird. Maybe the right clothes really do make you look good after all
I wanna drop a trvthnvke but you seem happy so I'll keep it to myself
What? IT'S OVER
Why'd you bump then?
that's probably for his own good
drop it
I should buy another denim jacket
I think the thought you were a preman Grib Jaya, so they're surprised that you even paid
its el niño chud
of course people will laugh at you for layering clothes with this weather
Nigga like policing that mnokey would help this thread get pruned. Indogs are tired on making one because the same mnokey would throw a fit and hijack the thread.
IT'S OVER.
You can still wear it at a highend mall mnokey
What are the chances someone would buy a used jacket? Let's say it's a denim jacket that was only worn once?
the wind was huge this afternoon even doe there's no rain and the sky is clear as fuck
just bee urself
dont copy styles and chase trends
wear what makes you confident ariff
Pretty sure PAGASA already declared the start of rainy season here
a denim jacket wont protect you from rain thoughever
your main character syndrome goes hard it's kinda sad
Would you let him do it?
money is money chud
it must be a good bird i assume.
english ngga
ngga mengerti?
Can i work in a call center without the calls part at 22 years old with a thick filipino accent, no college degree and no job experience?
bitch nggak
what makes indog gays so desperate?
pongpong pakantot ta english website where people of different nationalities communicate na eachother mabilagan napilang abisa common language ako pangin manok
I was planning to fap to the waffle seller because she was wearing tight yoga pants today but now I don't even feel like it anymore because I think she was making fun of me. Hell I don’t think I’ll be buying waffles there again for a while. IT'S OVER
just give em 1 star on google maps
Manuk
You are a fucking genius.
hr won't even look at your application you bum
Middle eastern place closed for the night it seems.
Had to settle for dominoes… just fuck my life.
qontol
dont review bomb chud
bought another fake earrings
I had sexo two times today, and holy shit I think my wife had several orgasms. Like I could feel that pussy tighten. Shit was amazing, I learned to control my Qi though so I can cum on command. Prostitutes do help bros.
why not just get pierced thoughbeit?
Would you mind sharing? You know
it's haram kuffar
Help what?
You have a wife and I don't and we are basically friend and you know...
Help what, be more fucking specific.
Yeah nvm
cant relate
pagi pogi pierogi
sunday funday
He thinks you should try the cuck fetish to spice up your marriage a little
This nigga fucks
Nah, that gay.
My cock is massive just so you know.
How do young firsties feel that their going to be the first generations where living up to 120 is going to be common?
what the helly?
Is denim jacket really that OP?
But Antonio said fat people looks better when layered.
How often do you see someone wearing a denim jacket in your state? I must say it would definitely make you stand out
Idk I rarely go outside other than work but if I had to guess it is probably quite rare. I do recall it being quite common when I was in uni.
Bros… kimmy making us look competent.
Being a pinoy man is so cucked. You are not considered a "man". Suicide is the only cure for being short and stupid
denim jacket
how warm is your sea country dough?
is this your outfit
Welp if that's the case, you should be a pioneer and off yourself for them to follow mnokey
Whites and East Asians have the Midas touch while everything Pinoy men touch turns into shit. Life of a average pinoy man must be so brutal. Imagine having no contributions to the planet. I wish i could change my flag on here, so bad..
make a thread or smthn tbqvh
enter the thread
It's pretty rare here.
Like 32c?
Please delete this.
Keep yapping mnokey. Don't forget, you're here forever.
Alri
are you saying that ariff is FAT?
we dont use that word here chud
aha alri lads ping pong bing bong, wheres the bints with willies at? aha
I mean he is Malaysian
don't understand if this is /brit/ or not
then again don't understand if britain is even still british or not
fat girls <3
If I wear full denim set, I look like Orange Cassidy
this is /asean/ saars
We've been raided. IT'S OVER
Blame the tnagalog mnokey who goes apeshit if he gets threadcucked.
you now remember ayen voice demo for commercial
Is this a pinoy jeet? How is that possible? I thought flipland was a spanish colony so no dalits came over.
some leaf just linked this genny on /brit/ while they were waiting for bago
I mean look at the OP.
impressive
vocaroo or didnt happen
Karaoke night anyone?
why does she have brown eyes?
they already got their OP thoughever
im not into scat thoughbeit
Good night everyone
thaikot bought denim jacket
Why is my jaws getting numb after shaving? Did I hit a nerve or something?
Probably. Were you using a disposable or a safety razor?
Disposable, but I haven't change this one for a month I think. Being poor is hard
Get yourself a safety razor. It’s easier to clean and cheaper in the long run too. That disposable razor probably has some nasty germs on it and you might’ve given yourself an infection
the skycrapers in jakarta are shite
just buy an electric razor from shopee chud
he's exFAT
disposable razor
wut, you're supposed to throw it after one use?
Tata kotanya aja semrawut bro
sea trait
reduce reuse recycle chud
Any recommendations? Dahl is out of my budget and the rest seem like diy dc motor with a blade.
Wahl*
You guys are retarded I use a safety razor they are far superior. Just make sure it a nice metal one and not the gay 3d printed shit.
sorry ariff too long didnt read but good for you tho
reversi.dietchan.org
let's play this game chuds
nice virus
If we're being scientific pinoy men are the losers of evolution. Even indonesians laugh at them lol
dont click that it stole my nudes
you guys are retarded
If I were smart I'd posted on X and IG, not here.
And I would have had a cushy job and be millionaire and flex on social media.
Is rx6600 still god in the year of 2025?
no but my gt 610 is
*good
nice try dataminer
Sorry, here you go
youtube.com
vgh sovl
There are NO POOR FIRSTIES. A firstie who says they are poor is lying. An average homeless firstie has more money than an average Pinoy, so the idea of a firstie being poor is already moot.
What gaems are SEA bros playing right now?
TRVKE NVTH
I swear to god i’ve seen this blue snake in the countryside, but they say it only exists in indonesia. You guys have seen em too right?
I only have £3000 in my bank until Friday, I am poor.
stop datamining us chud
you can easily double that with a week of work, no?
No I only make £2000 a month. So about £1600 after tax
I'd rather be a homeless firstie than a bpo worker
I'm replaying sekiro and I feel sad because I'm back to square one despite all the effort I put in to improve myself. At least 3 years ago desuarchive.org
Why don’t you tell them about your pension chud.
I have $2k in the bank but all my other shit spread out in investments.
You ain't poor, fuck off.
even poor FIRSTIES have investments brvtal
My pension is like £500 a month and I don't get to touch any of it until I retire when I'm like 68.
I work a minimum wage job and can barely afford to live though
At least you don't have to pay extra for the ac bills
what prevents you to invest?
Average summer AC monthly cost: £25-£100
Average winter UK monthly heating cost: £400-£500
Yeah, instead I just freeze to death
I thought this band is indonesian. youtube.com
What the fuck
Being poor in the third world means you're retarded though..
Love doesn't exist
Ask any woman If She would be with man who is romantic, kind, good personality wise but doesn't have a job .
Yeah
For me it's
youtube.com
Girl from thumbnail looks like Nicole
She just wants the right man for her, bro.
9 days until the vnl kicks off
Even 10 years ago faded haircuts were already becoming popular. Didn't notice this. youtu.be
Whenever I listen to Chief Keef I'm reminded to thug it out and have hope. Truly a symbol of the times.
It's hard to believe sometimes the person serving my food is low paid college educated service worker while the person they try to give good service to in exchange for peanut wages is a highschool dropout. Maybe my life ain't so bad after all.
Maybe the solution to the college degree problem is a Mao Zedong or Pol Pot genocide where anyone with a college degree is forced to be fed to dogs or something.
quick!
tell me something about your country that foreigners don't know
go to sleep neetfag
stop watching porn chud
Two of our states have a christian majority.
We are the dalits of SEA
10 years ago was 2015, not 2005
they're not states. thats like saying ireland and scotland are states of England
What
give sabah back chud
You can take Sabah if you build Jollibee next to my house.
It's fucking 1am
Slop
cant play rhythm game anymore because my new lcd is shit, fuck kw
how do malaysians see filipinos?
With my fucking eyes of course
nah jk u can have it
if Indons are mexicans then you are cuba
Cubalah fahami diri ini
english ngga
I can see myself still posting here 10 years from now. Really grim
just bee urself
in 10 years Bill Gates better release those sun reflecting particles into the atmosphere to cool down the earth (mimics the volcanic ash clouds or some shit)
Cuban men have big dicks and popular among snow bunnies at least
ngga mau deh.
if Indons are mexicans then you are cuba
Interesting. Have you ever avoided a filipino in real life?
Qrd
By the way, Malaysia is seen as a US-lite here in case you're wondering.
Listening to this gay ass song youtube.com
long story short, heatwave is getting unbearable and most countries think this is the most realistic way to cool down the earth fast. Bill Gates pumped billions into this project o algo
yes because we're obese and the flag
You're slim, Ariff
food arrived
that sounds like the plot of snowpiercer. (shit movie tho)
monkey gore on the log
OP is canadian
fucking hell, i hate indians
Bill Gates should neuter filipino men instead so less tin slums that reflect heat, less co2
What haffen /asean/
Mother nature has a way to deal with co2. phytoplankton in the oceans contribute to 50% of the world's oxygen but half of that is consumed by ocean life
because we're obese
Malaysian men have the same status as Korean dudes here. Some teen pinay out there is most likely rubbing her fat clit to you right now.
Lets stop having sex.
test
patingin ng bolbol insan
you're kidding. When I see my countrymen I have a strong urge to smack their face in
^tsmt^
tangina yung pinsan kong babae ang daming bolbol wahahaha
kung di kita pinsan tinira na kita!!!
what the helly?
go to sleep wagies
You eatin all that alone?
one now other tomorrow
honest answers only /asean/
I am 28, stable job, good salary, educated, not very fat, yet I am a KHHV. Why?
Why didn't you buy the other one tomorrow?
you're probably ugly
had to order x amount for a 10€ discount
is it just over for me
it never began if you had to ask
anyway to be serious
if you make money why not just buy your way thru
you're too old nigga
i used to have a lot of virtual pussies
even i saved the records for fap material
but it's harder now
so, too late
loving sex with a special person will feel better and more fulfilling than paying for sex THOUGH
you're too old nigga
Indonesian college girl wearing a hijab sitting on my face while her best friend from school is servicing my disco stick with her succulent lips down below
so you want to date a 40 yos fat norwegian?
while eating pizza
While a third indonesian girl wearing a hijab is feeding pizza to me
persetan dengan cinta,
perasaan gw abis di orang lama
simps anyway
no more brother wars
one asean
one love
Should I subscribe to chatgpt bros?
it works fine for free thoughbeit?
Is there any feature of slopgpt worth the sub?
I want more chat attempts
Misaki is not real bro
She's real in Finland. Finnish neets do not suffer. Truly the happiest country in the world.
I want more continuous/deep chat (dunno what you call it) attempts. Though I still have no idea how many plus gets compared to free.
From what I know Pro gets unlimited access but it's so expensive ($200 a month).
why do you need so called "deep" answers from AI?
i ask them questions about certain stuffs that's rarely talked about and they answered normally based on common sense. but there's still certain topic that's not on their data or their scrapers can't get. so you need to ask human for it. but human sucks. and i stuck with my questions.
I pray for the sweet release of death
Because I have a lot of questions about the topics?
hujan gan
why do you rarely post now? you used to spam here