Industrial Heritage edition
/brit/
rorke in his effeminate young man era
fucksake just made the best new in /brit/ history but I was too slow
Reuben is a normal name for Englishmen and has been since the 1600s, when Hebrew names experienced a surge in popularity after the intelligent amongst the peasantry and nobility rejected popery and embraced Protestantism.
Michael, Samuel, Daniel, etc are all perfectly good names too.
Rorke when a brown person is convicted of paedophilia:
THIS IS WHAT'S WRONG WITH OUR COUNTRY, GET THEM ALL OUT NOW
Rorke when a white person is convicted of paedophilia:
*silence*
Might actually be dying this year, it's been a pleasure lads.
That is an impossibility, as this very thread is the best in /brit/story and thus more worthy of attention
Simply untrue
How's it evening x
got nothing on this masterpiece oh well, can't win em all
getting the daily dooes of the golden one :0
pint gf
Love seagulls, cheeky fuckers. Better than pigeons.
booba gf
Mingling is a funny word
Women. Women women women. Can't stop thinking about women.
>fake tan
fake nails
dyed hair
ugly
grim runt
test
erm
women drinking any type of alcohol other than wine is vile
Saw some proper filthy looking wood pigeons in the middle of Windsor, they were sitting in the middle of the road eating food that had fallen out of a bin
Must have been from Slough
nearly shat myself thinking i'd forgotten a tin of tomatoes but i found some at the back of the cupboard so that's good
It's true though. Rorke only rants when a criminal is brown. If a criminal is white then Rorke doesn't rant.
the Etruscans were Semitic
in bed. wanking.
It was mine.
wrong
pink gin was invented for women thoughbeit
When the medjeet says something so brown you hit him with the Nordic stare.
Cause Whites have a right to be here. We know that they're meant to go to prison and we know they're not going to get preferential treatment. This isn't the own you think it is. Browns are meant to be on their best behaviour, but aren't. Whites are meant to be here so we deal with them like we should.
have hyper-optimised my life so i can stare at the screen for as much time as possible
fresh air isn't free anymore
hmm
peng pint gf
any man got a prossard before? did you regret it?
mad how people with blue eyes and blonde hair are descended from chariot-riding Nordic warriors from the Caspian steppe 5000 years ago
was about to then fluked my way into a year long relationship with a slag so no cant answer your question
they dont call it freesh air
Gaza death toll rises
At least 38 Palestinians have been killed and 204 injured in Israeli attacks across Gaza in the latest 24-hour reporting period, according to the enclave’s Health Ministry.
The statement published on Telegram said the numbers do not include victims received by hospitals in northern Gaza “due to the difficulty of accessing them”.
The total death toll from Israel’s war on Gaza has risen to 53,939 people killed and 122,797 injured since October 7, 2023, it said.
At least 3,785 people have been killed and 10,756 injured in the enclave since March 18 when Israel broke a two-month ceasefire, the ministry said.
Collectively shut the fuck up you disgusting, retarded, repugnant, repulsive, hideous, heinous, atrocious, grotesque britbong subhumans
did the relationship start with a shag?
anyone here with mental health
why does bradleymong find dead children funny?
FUCKING IDIOT
this only applies to anglos
I agree they should stfu
used to have mental health not anymore
tg mdrrrr
done him
I have mental health sometimes
no that took about a month and it ended briefly after i found out she'd shagged all my friends
wtf did you just say to me you punk ass pussy ass bitch ass nigga
Just don't want to work. Not a dosser just unmotivated
who's getting in?
celtic lost lmao
look on adultwork from time to time but never actually go through with it
ptdrrrrr ok frr
anglokikes need to pipe down
Yeah that's it mothafucka!!!
the age of consent is 14 in germany lads
ayo u better be packing or u aint leaving alive bitch ass mf
yeah, just don’t go for the cheapest ones
Nice.
forest will beat chelsea, newcastle will draw, villa will also draw. cba to crunch the numbers but that's what will happen.
*surreptitiously checks flights to Germany*
ktim
tempted to dip my toes in but is it pushing the limits of sensibility?
should be 13
Can ChatGPT help with mental health, lads?
Feels like a dream.
when i stopped taking biotin my balding reversed
Aberdeen 1-1 Celtic - Aberdeen win on Penalties
dude, the soccer!
nigel knows nothing else
Yes, ChatGPT can help with mental health in a supportive, non-clinical way.
yes mate. it'll give you the same advice as you'll get here. get a grip and stop being such a wetwipe
The Ben-Gurion Canal project is an ambitious proposal by Israel to construct a massive canal connecting the Red Sea to the Mediterranean Sea. This 160-mile (257 km) canal would traverse the Negev Desert and the southern end of the Gulf of Aqaba, bypassing the Suez Canal and challenging Egypt's long-standing monopoly on the crucial shipping route between Europe and Asia.
Would be pretty beneficial for us if there was an alternate trade route. If Gaza wasn't directly in the way reckon we'd support Israel doing this
they got niggas listening to ABBA
going in shower
um
UM
UMM!!
off to gymtoil
seething mick suddenly doesn't care about the footy
Hello schlomo
bros do I drink my second (beri strong) beer now and only drink a flask of rum tonight or do I save them both for tonight for extra effect?
went to dad's the other week to watch the FA cup final but fell asleep during it
not really into football
mick
try again
A woman who has lost two children to Israeli attacks is worried she will not be able to bury them if their bodies are not recovered soon.
In footage posted on Instagram and verified by Al Jazeera’s Sanad fact-checking unit, Naama Shahwan says her children were killed near the European Gaza Hospital in Khan Younis on Saturday after they went out to search for bread.
“Bring me my children. I want to bury them. They are innocent kids,” Shahwan said, expressing fears that their bodies will be found by stray dogs. “They died and I am patient, but I want to bury my children. For God’s sake, bring me my children.”
Ooh I'm rough lads
if they can build this then they can build the inland australian canals I keep going on about
BUILD THE CANALS
pasta bake
roasted sweet potatoes
sauteed green beans and spinach
chocolate brownies with cream for pud
seething mick suddenly identifies as welsh
you’re obviously fishing for bradleys
manlet detected
Im heartbroken
In the car lads :3
Saltaire is based
You'd be arsebroken if I got my hands on you
um
Dangerous.
hi :3
Do you not understand that 100% of crimes commited by immigrants wouldn't have happened if there werent any immigrants?
hello hahahahaha do you mind if I ummmmm fuck your throat real bad? :sssss
Nothing more satisfying than peeling dead skin off me hands corr
wtf
uh hiiii
shut upppp (do you have a fancy villa out in the french countryside?) x
c'mon hahaha it's what totally straight platonic best friends do hahahaha!
uuuh...o-of course!!!
Over 7 million people live here.
Sand. Just fucking sand. Not a dot of green to be seen.
Even Egypt has a big splodge of green above Cairo where everybody lives.
But Libya? Just fucking sand. 7 million people in this fucking sand pit.
Don't know how that's even possible.
I am down.
so hard to have gay hookup if you have standards
is that not a green dot on the top right?
No doubt we pay for it through foreign aid
It's a fucking disgrace
Brown biomass.
lt's pure satire but none of you get it because you're all autistic.
What's the easiest way to acquire Italian gf?
So exhausting having mental health
I remember being so carefree when I was a kid and I can’t even pinpoint the moment in changed
ya know at some point ya gotta realize that sometimes you gotta lower your standards and that as long as he passes enough, it's worth swallowing your pride...and make him swallow too
jew biomass
It was stable.
That's not an Italian, that's a Arab-Levantine mestizo.
Real Italians have blue eyes and ruddy-skin.
I'm not gay obviously but there's something VERY romantic about the idea of a french boy and english boy being intimate together
Middle school
Sven GORAN Ericsson
Be hairy and romantic
Just doesn't make any sense. The numbers don't add up.
Haven't been truly happy in about 15 years
I'm not sure that's true, because white criminals would probably commit those crimes instead
Think of drug dealing for example. At the moment, drug dealing is done by people of various ethnicities. But if you remove all immigrants, then you'll just have white people taking those opportunities to deal drugs instead. So removing all brown people wouldn't necessarily reduce crime.
What we should do is eliminate opportunities for crime (opportunities which are open to any ethnicity), through better policing.
all italians are italian
that's a Arab-Levantine mestizo
oh...are you open to the idea, Nigel?
What are you struggling to understand lil bro?
Ti
you will never be white
Ah yes, brown people are really muscling whitey out of the child rape market
ughhh you're making my toes curl..
j-just shut up..
ties
I don't post that much really.
great now I’ve got that full-feeling in my balls and my cock is getting hard
started wanking to pictures of knobs
am i too far gone
This rivalry CANNOT result in an English victory...
First to cum loses, my fellow exquisite celto-germanic abomination <3
Can't find it.
yh
7 million people is still very, very few for a country 8 times larger than the UK
Why do we all have to wear those ridiculous ties...
even if i came first and lost would you still hold me and kiss my hair be honest
I'm white with blue eyes and blonde hair.
I am Nordic.
water is the most important resource in the world
In a few weeks I'm about to reach 10 years
Blah.
Although agriculture is the second-largest sector in the economy, Libya depends on imports in most foods. Climatic conditions and poor soils limit farm output, and domestic food production meets about 25% of demand. Domestic conditions limit output, while income and population growth have increased food consumption.
How does a country with a population over 7 million that's entirely fucking desert have agriculture as its second largest sector? How are they growing these watermelons?
prefer handles, me
Lesbians kissing
Libya depends on imports in most foods
Starve the brown biomass. Now.
I enjoy getting a rise out of people
Cool.
I'd cuddle you, pat your head and kiss your hair like you belong to me...because you do
Wrong. It's love.
Deserts have oasis's which exist because of the water table, and the water from them can be quite plentiful
I'm white with blue eyes and blonde hair.
I am Nordic.
Take an Aryan fist.
ahhhh!! get out my head get out my head get out my he-
Yeah? Watermelon farms in an oasis hundreds of miles away from civilisation?
Do you hear yourself lad?
Have you seen how big Libya is mate? 1% being arable land is still massive
You’re a complete idiot
I may get out of your head...
...but would I ever truly get out of your heart?
why are you looking for answers to questions on libya's agricultural infrastructure from a bunch of smelly neets?
Wanting holiday now
Trying to sort out my karmatic energy. Have spent so long laughing at fat kids that the balance is all out of whack
idk.. no > ~ <
Handshake.
Wakey Wines on TikTok is fucking hilarious
handshake.
That is it.
Stfu.
I used to think 13 was pedoshit but after some time on TikTok I realized a lot of girls are undeniably very womanly at that age. Probably I never realized because I assumed all the grown looking 13 yos I saw on the street were 16 or older.
Yeah, it's 22874.02 km2, slightly smaller than Belize that has a population of 397,483 as per the last census. Or about 5.4% the population of Libya. I've done the maths mate.
Answer the question.
This is the only place I can come to for non-biased answers
Let's drink all the wine this country has to offer...
Then let's lay down in the hay of a random farmer and have a night of pure joy and chaos, love
erm um
hope they sodomize you with a bayonet[2] before you are shot several times.[3]
wtf was this real?
spooky
The rabbit hole goes deeper than I could ever have possibly imagined...
To be honest you wouldn't know she's 13 if she didn't tell you.
some critics [who?] have described such statements as inflammatory [4][irrelevant citation]
um um um um um um um uummmmm`
Diego would join me in mourning Alan Yentob
trick is not to ask for ID
The watermelons aren't even real. Fake artificial watermelons all grown in China...
Mental how good modern food is
Carrots are meant to be purple an' all
reading about fog oases now
en.wikipedia.org
I'm starting to think "watermelons" are a euphemism.
might blow up a hospital
20 something polish prostitute that lives in my apartment block has moved out lads
Don't go too far down a country's rabbithole. I am 7 years in to an autistic obsession with Venezuela with no end in sight whatsoever
Did you get her a farewell present
rorke turning around, hitting the detonator a couple of times, and then quickening his pace as he runs off in a nurse's costume
It was there.
You should visit
Hah.
A lot of people cope in her comments can't believe she's 13 and they're a nonce now
Time to have a wank.
What shall I wank to?
*faint rumbling in the distance*
it's sunday
*rumbling gets closer*
mumberg has already been called
*a chugging sound can now be heard*
10 matches are going to be on at once
*chugachugachugachugachuga*
it's a bank holiday tomorrow
CHUGACHUGACHUGACHUGACHUGA
DING DING DING DING DING
CHOO CHOOOOOOOOOO
ALL ABOOOOOOOOOARD
THE STEAMING TRAIN TO STEAMINGTOIL
if dubs interracial shemale scat
Bait thread on Anon Babble is absolutely rolling in replies
It happened again though.
Just got back from the gym. The cute readhead who looks like the adult version of the girl I had a crush on in Primary School was there again. One day, when I'm leaner, I'll ask for her number.
DTFIC try not to be a paedophile challenge failed
hopefully someday
Lost my virginity to a prostitute. It's good if you want sex, but if you want the soft intimacy that comes with sex it'll actually make you feel worse.
5969
it was real
all of it
no way, a bait thread on Anon Babble?
dont tell me people bait in the replies too???
possibly the only board with a lower average IQ than Anon Babble
couldn't get it up to shag her
just wanked off a 5000 year old black man
Sir Yakub Wanker
had sex with a right fittie last night so i did i grabbed her muff with my hand and fingerblasted her and then fucked her ass at the same time and with my other hand i grabbed her tits they were nice and hard like bags of sand then she came so hard steam started coming out of her and it set off the fire alarm and the sprinklers went off and we were just lying there soaked
?
Mental how like half of blacks genuinely believe that there are like 300 year old fellas in Africa lmao
do you think it would be in bad taste to wear dickies to a wedding
fuck is you talmbout
Yes
It was beautiful.
going to be the best dressed man in cranston when these arrive
Well you obviously have bad taste of you wear dickies anyway its not 2003 anymore
why
Take me back to 2003
The right to this country is not based on ethnicity. Do you think nature is going to care if brown people did wipe out white people from the UK? Nature wouldn't care.
There are white people who sexually abuse children. Just look at Ian Watkins from Lostprophets as an example.
And yes like I said, if opportunities for crime exist, then someone will probably take those opportunities. If only white people are in the UK then white people will take those opportunities. If there are some brown people in this country, then some of the opportunities will be taken by brown people.
So the solution is better law enforcement to reduce opportunities for crime.
dickies are back in mate
you elderly cunt
I was 10 years old in 2003
It was civilized.
did this lad ever get in trouble?
You know me, Brit.
my issue with spee is that the posters there arent even funny theyre just stupid Anon Babble posters sometimes show a bit of wit
Noticed that spaino is really struggling to write good bait these days
XD
I'm not Spainfreak and it's not bait
same!
wanna be friends?
Got mine in a cupboard at my parents house. Dont think im a 30W anymore tho
Why are you taking long then?
got the monaco F1 on
will watch the first lap when they inevitably all crash then will go to bed
What is it with Polish girls and being whores
Heavenly?
Summer 2006 lads
Banging weather
World cup
Economy booming
Technology arriving but not dominating life
Great year
I was 13 and I think about that summer a lot. We had a fantastic family holiday in Mallorca that summer.
Never liked blink 182
2010/2011 probably best summer for me
from london to berlin and every game that england win
The is to a
youtube.com
now thats a tune
The new as it were
Oh. But..
Cheers?