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gay porn

pedophilia is the final frontier

I've arsed up my life

what happened to the bleep general on the music board

It's pure satire but none of you get it because you're all autistic.

Can't achieve a full erection.

tobby

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yeah, still reckon the uk invading china might be a good thing
get me in as a grunt in the royal marines
slotting gook cunts, shagging some gook cooze

Think it'll get deleted, lad

matty zazueta tore it down

ermm what the fork

Make sure to rub one out to Mia Khalifa tonight, peace be upon her

How did the irish starve surrounded by fish and water

Europeans WILL be worshiping my cock.

Im too lazy to get off the couch and get down to the liquor store to get the cans lads, im in a bit of a pickle here

charisma build benefits: I spilled some beer on some girl last night and she just giggled about it
thats what pills are for mate

welsh lives matter

4 sainsburys taste the difference belgian chocolate chip cookies down the hatch

they weren't allowed to fish

thinking of selling my xbox to cex as im skint and rarely use it but i will probably still regret it :/

just make your own

is it true guys in their 20s and 30s take viagra now
why

fluttershy and rainbow dash are the best ponies c:

your loss. ever since I started fapping to Mia Khalifa I've been obsessed with Arab women.

aren't those like 400 calories each

why is there permanently someone spamming those ai pics in every fucking thread

it's heathermongo

you new?

that's heathermong who does it all day everyday because according to him

It's pure satire but none of you get it because you're all autistic.

in Ireland, once they had the potato their attitude was "this is good scran, no point trying harder" and they never made any more developments in farming

pron has destroyed our brains

there's always a second chance, la

Me Din Dins

Finest bossman pizza with the lads

idk, he has yet to reveal his goals/ ambitions

hdd for cp

i wathc porn once in awhile and still have proper erections and energy

I may have made some poor decisions

what Anon Babblecasualuk thread was this from then mate

Vessel from Eastbourne detained in Channel by French naval ship days after Starmer ‘surrenders’ UK fishing rights

tony blair would never

mmmmhmmmmmm

literally nothing good ever happens in my life

Sorry Anon it's down the bulimia rabbit hole for you
Fingers to the back of the throat, remember to brush your teeth after

It's pure satire

this is your life lol x

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at least they're honest about it

It's pure satire

you're all autistic.

mental how satisfying simply drinking water is

Have spent 1000+ in the past few weeks

only sparkling water for me

imagine being deployed to the uk-sino war with the entirety of the /brit/ squad
like to think i'm the squad commander
i'd get you cunt back home, yeaah

lad, it does get better

your life is determined at 25
it never gets better

Public urination: Illegal

Pissing your pants in public: Legal

You can go to Tesco and piss yourself down the milk aisle and people will think you’ve had an accident and pity you and even come and clean up your mess. But do the exact same thing after unzipping first and you’re a criminal and a sex offender.
Don’t know who comes up with these laws but they clearly haven’t thought them through properly.

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heard that
the person you are at 25 is largely the person you are throughout your life

jesus christ it was half 10 and i blinked and now its nearly half 11

any creature of a man in just about releasing slime from his shell to slide along in?

...yh

wrong, as always

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It's pure satire but none of you get it because you're all autistic.

need putting in a cage

I for one like the black king ai image lad

deepthroating the vape and taking in a fat load of blue razz lemonade

you are a bottom barrel manual laborer today and you'll be like that in 20 years
you will not reproduce, you will not own anything, you're a failure and of low genetics

blue razz is the worst flavour
get a watermelon down ya

cocks hungry for some chocolate tonight

how many children do you have, bud?

watermelon?
nahhhh bro nahhhhhhh
give me that cherry cola ting ya

even the way you insult things is french

lt's pure satire but none of you get it because you're all autistic.

have one actually

children who are deprived of attention and never socialized by their mother are often starving for some feeling of connection but the only way they are able to feel that is by deliberately annoying others

WOOOOW
WELL DONE JANNY!!!!!
YOU FINALLY DID YOUR JOB YOU USELESS FAT CUNT

I'm tired of seeing attractive people when I go outside my house

he only posts to hype man his own posts
mad shit yo

feel sorry for it

@rorke is this true?

mental how much i love black women

Ancient Greeks and Romans looked like this before Levantine invasions.

Nordics are the pinnacle of human evolution.

this is the ultimate cope of the man who will live and die in poverty, virtuecoping and a fabricated moral highground. you're a half arab midget sunburnt slave

im going to do something vile and say that grok told me to do it

yes, pic related

Get that down ya
None of that woke SHITE

britons are the pinnacle of human evolution.
don't you fucking forget that.

mushy pea more like mushy gobshite

angry boy you are

shant be clicking that reddit link

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mindbroken runt
go listen to asmr while playing AAAslop

Rorke will denounce this then have a wank to futanari hentai

You're telling me the brits managed to watch every fishing spot in ireland ?

holding mallardmong in my arms after he takes a chinky snipers bullet
watching as his life drifts out of him
mallardmong, i'd put a fucking bullet in that sniper for you, mate

Don't mention Irish people, you'll summon him

we were the greatest naval power the world has ever seen pierre

Sad to See a Anglo-Judaic Kowtow before Magog

i've wasted my life on a lost cause

Just ate a green booger

LOVE Asian women

You're telling me the irish have so much national pride despite being BTFO'd during their whole history

Get your testosterone levels checked.
Doctor will probably prescribe clomiphene for a couple of months if your testosterone levels are low and if they are abysmal he will probably recommend you take Human chorionic gonadotropin for a while.
Check with either urologist or endrocrinologist.

Sir Rorke

chappell <3

you say it like it's a punishment *plays rdr2 while listening to Semide Asmr*
I AM THE LOG LIFTER
you can't' touch me, little man

looks skinnier here

irish "Pride" is Serving Gog and Magog in their Unholy war of Extermination

mad how fucking fit she is

im so fucc,cking drunk lads

our Lola

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yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i'm a few in, might get another

I've had time to think things over.

I'm only drinking hard liquor desu

Listening to Killswitch ENGAGE. Getting my groove on. DO NOT stand in my fucking way.

go out zoomer

this ugly cunt is on the voddy

you got shit taste, go out yourself

i told my mum to get rid of all the mirrors in the house for this exact reason

you reminisce on the dubstep era as good

yeah fucking killswitch
used to listen to that 2008-2010
it was shit at the at that time, but yeah, good to listen to them, end of heartache an that

I'm not that young
It's pastis for tonite

nah their main hit was my curse yeah i remember
used to listen to these, dragonforce, i think avenged sevenfold (a girl i liked listened to them)

Team

After a late shift we all have an alcoholic drink and chat shit outside for a bit

Someone mentions they haven't had sex for 6 months

Everyone acts like this is a long amount of time

I just laughed along with them as I pass as a shagger. But I thought it was a meme how normalised shagging is to normies. It's surreal to encounter it in person.

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Sarah promised she'd do anything for a bag of chips and a can of pop

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shut the fuck up

Just called for the return of the sausages

British men cant have italian gfs
Italian women are for italian men
Simple as

Chucky

stupid bent bastard

Right that's it
I'm off the muck
No more BBC porn, no more cuck porn
Just feet porn and fresh air

Did you tell them about how you lost your virginity?

I pass as a shagger.

A clue gained, well done lad

I should be the King of Britain because I am white, tall, smart, and I have a deep and commanding voice and sharp cheekbones.

feeling blackpilled and furious

is this some secret code for a gay orgy party? because it sounds like it

Why do they do the Great British Bake Off in a tent anyway
You don't get Masterchef in a tent

The lovely cans have been acquired

know someone who is buying "labubus" because they saw it on tiktok

normies are dumb farm animals

im feeling drunk actually tbhqwy matey

Victoria Calvert went to buy a Labubu in the Stratford store but left after witnessing a fight

The best that combination will get you in 2025 is a buck-toothed, flat-bodied chink gf

carlsberg

grim
it's the european bud light

fucking hell

don't know what a labubu is
don't know who victoria whaterface is
swings and roundabouts

Might cop a monster energy juice

hormonal disorder?

I don't want some dumb gf. Females are gross.

soooo fucking peng omg

at monster at midnight is a great idea

Timmy's princess (she got ran through by hundreds of blacks for 15 years straight)

carlsberg elephant lager is 7.5% so not really

My fat evil sister's fat evil bf applied to join the army but failed the medical exam (he is fat and evil)

PENG

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I've conquered all the chippies

what a fuckin lad

you applied to be a woman and you failed

get your bum out x

mental how arabs are even more vulgar and materialistic than niggers

Currently thawing lamb to marinate and supporting the New Zealand lamb industry

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Wrong because I actually got a GRC :)

i mean is shitty beer

scranning Braised Beef Noodle Soup红烧牛肉面

a king looking over his kingdom

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asdg

nigga heil hitler

worthless scrap of paper that signifies nothing

yeah, a Greatly Resented Cock

Georgia and Picnic met for their date

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this AI shit is really pissing me off

wait, so you're actually trans?

inbetweeners completely passed me over at 16
but i watched it at like 25 and yeah im will, complete with a fittie like charlotte who i was not mature enough to realise was into me

mental how poorly moderated Anon Babble is

there's no such thing as being 'trans' mate it's made up bollocks

i just shited my pantaloons :3

emma didn't have the money she owed jazz the weedman

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you brits are schizo freaks

no you haven't
grow up

I guess she's going to have to pay another way

your mums a dickhead blud

i did :')

it's 2007
i'm playing portal 1 and watching family guy on bbc three
life is good

scritch scritch scritch scritch

bbc

fuck sake need a wank now

no peters

Snack

I've had four weed chocolates I'm all fuzzy

i will post the peters should i feel the need to

like I'm sorry but you're lying to yourself if you've ever had teen pussy and tell yourself there's no difference between that and pussy over the 20yo age range
not only is it in lower quality it comes with more baggage no self respecting man would ever want to deal with

but what the fuck do you have in common with a 13-14-15 year old, like what would you even talk about??????

we'll talk about whatever I want to teach her and tell her to do with her life
simple as
you incels wouldn't understand this because you're still being told what to do by your mums

Lol I had this exact drink after work tonight. It's well nice mate enjoy

blud in the crib eatin straight crab sticks

wish you'd drunk some bleach instead

oh my DAYS

couldnt think of a worse thing to eat whilst high

The largest mixed-race group in the UK is Irish-Jamaican mix

don't reply to me you fucking freak

all those fat acceptance people got straight on the ozempic

I'll reply to you if I want you paedophilic motherfucker

you gay?

Reaching out to some of my old friends. I'll see if any of them will talk to me

Mental how fat people have been eradicated thanks to the wonders of modern medicine

would do this but I don't want to face the pain of their rejection

This is not allowed.

Heil Hitler
Free Palestine

mad how Zeus comes from the Indo-European sky god Deus Pater

IT IS *ALLOWED*
I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO POST THE PETER

I can post this btw

Wait til you hear about Jupiter

when katy dm sayin she in the uber to traphouse

most rain we've had in months

You are not allowed.

fake toby
it's possible that mousey was murdered by someone from /brit/ while the site was down, still unconfirmed

hard rainfall ha ha ha ha ha ha

load of made up bollocks though isn't it mate yeah

When Katy get to the traphouse

jewpost

good. grass is dying.

ur mums a jew you gay nigger jew cunt

Now, see that gerbil? Grab that tube. Shove it up my butt. Let that little rascal nibble on my asshole

This general is an absolute raisinhole

there will be peters
even if tobes is too busy with runescape
there simply will be peters

Hitler would have stood with Israel, the last true white ethnostate.

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i dont like "peter" avatar

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