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i like trader joes for their fresh produce. their eggs were also the cheapest in the area for a few months.
Would be a fun haircut to rock at a concert or something, but then what about when you have to go to work?
how about traitor jews and they sell uhhh
American secrets
they sell uhhh
"they sell everything" was right there.
Milk in the same fridge as the pork
lol
jean-baptiste
emanuel
zorg
anyways, it's late, and i'm going to go play wordle in bed. good night /muc/, sweet dreams.
Asked a really big fat girl for her number once and she told me no
can't think of one thing this guy did wrong desu
good night sweaty
Gn ily
I haven't paid to eggs in years. My redneck neighbors just give me eggs for free. Duck eggs too
Gotta get rich
sorry you had to talk to a fat girl
well, i'm glad you've got your memory back. because you're gonna need it. where are the stones?
I mean he sold out to an ontologically evil entity to make money. Money that would immediately be worthless the moment his deal was concluded. For this reason alone it can be said that zoeg clearly didn't know what he was dealing with and was merely acting as a shrewd businessman
I had chickens and more eggs than I knew what to do with, but then one of my neighbors nigger dogs broke into my yard and killed them all. I have new ones, but none of them are laying yet
Now I'm pissed off. Your neighbors were apologetic I hope
a trans woman of color is speaking
his shrewdness is arguable. mr. shadow wasn't being gentle with him. he bled hershey's syrup just being on the phone with him. i'm sure zorg would have preferred to go back to every-day corporate evil over galactic evil.
Lol sus rap song names
youtu.be
I want the zone to disappear
Good.
Pre ordered the Space Wolves army set. This time not to buy but to scalp/flip
My tiktok algo is currently vril agartha edits and black women thirst traps
based i like
Why do all the actors of Hollywood have all at least one of their children who is transexual?
grim
i wonder how a woman would feel about your feed
their juden overlords demand sacrifice to moloch in exchange for fame and wealth. they must give one of their offspring to be possessed and consumed by the juden patron
for me its digbar
youtube.com
are you part of The Raped?
I don't know, but I hope the self hating Nubian queen finds me soon
i'm trying to remember... you bought a pegasus trooper, or something like that, that i liked. it wasn't that long ago, the whisky's eating at my brains.
Tomorrow my package will arrive and I will have completed my DragonBall manga collection (not including Toyopaco's fanfic)
ummmm what
Probably the Bretonnian Lord on Royal Pegasus
not just southern rap, but where my memphis rap niggas at
*Hugs* who is your favorite character
Me leaving your mom's house
Alright you don't need to hug me but I like Hercule
just got back from being raped
that might be him. well, it must be. how many miniature enthusiasts could there be in /cum/? i like seeing these guys. i had some from daggerfall way back, but i lost them in a move.
had taco bell chicken nuggets not worth begging momberg for
you heard me
hope your ass isn't too sore
wish i was chilling with those japanese girls with the tall boys on the stands in the sumo tourney
i wish it were so thrilling. it's a very dull, prolonged suicide.
youtu.be
Indians are an ai generated race
The shitard incident XD
need to unexist
I got him.
Mansa Musa was the richest man in history
Yeah..
im hungry bros the cake in the outside refrigerator is calling my name
Cool.
that being said
Hate it when motherfuckers say this
Mind you
That being said I hate when motherfuckers hate when I say this
what streams are we watching tonight
yummm what kind of cake
ALBEIT
Grounded.
that being said, i want to cum on your bum bum
low on groceries
Spaghetti and eggs it is :)
Noble mothafucka???!!!
I would love to be him. Tipping some backwater I pass through a billions dollars and destroying their economy is so funny to me
goodnight
gn
Based.
this cheesecake from publix
South American.
more like pubics
Drunk piss.
that being said there's nothing wrong with it
hey baby i hear the cake-'a calling, tossed wheat and eggs mixed in
The Norman Invasion?
its called pubelicks
Let's repeat.
that's kind of juicy
had a bad dream
is this true...
its moist and creamy
Proper cunt.
what was it about
vaccines
Rin tin tin
Watch it.
destiny got arrested and started streaming from jail
Sir.
Noble. XD. Burn him alive.
sounds like a good dream
Introduce new concept. XD. I1.
Reading Lovecraft.
It got putain somewhere.
the top division games are boutta start
Sometimes I guess.
oh my god this egyptian is so annoying janny do your fucking job
You too.
there is no downside to filter egpyt you know
Yeah.
why don't you just settle with a 5/10 average japanese girl instead of just pinning for 10/10 stacies
no we like the egyptian
come back and hand out in /deutsch/
except he makes threads reach the reply limit sooner
it's either true or not
Good one.
don't really care naymsayin homie
Elden Rinbis getting a movie adaptation
we are not homies bitch
This scene of a movie I loved it but I don't remember the name.
great scene, wonderful movie
and don't forget it, faggot
got they ass
Beat it. Nope.
Not necessarily. There can and are traditions they may have solved a problem centuries or millenia ago but are no longer required (kosher/halal, circumcision) but also traditions that serve as a solution to extent problems like vaccines as the leaf pointed out (if you want to call those traditions)
wondermall
Spent all day today with my sister, brother in law, and nieces today. Truly a good day
i spent all day in bed and all night playing shadow of chernobyl
West.
Might be cool, depending on who does it. Elden ring has a more fleshed out story with explicit details and a coherent plot compared to dark souls, which was more emmergent and felt tacked on as the franchise grew in popularity and entries
Ok.
I cant imagine an elden ring boss fight being properly translated into a movie
hate when bitches put their shit on private, let me stalk you bitch
Kanye’s Cousins is kind of a banger
youtu.be
Lower.
Batman vs. bane
the only good video game movie is the minecraft movie
i like the way he says head
2 swords.
Nothing's wrong with msg
me and who
I don’t buy all the shit about how it’s toxic, or people can be allergic or whatever. There is one issue though. It’s tricking your body with cues that normally indicate high protein, so if you use/consume MSG on low protein foods, it’ll fuck up your macro instincts such that you eat less protein. Loosely speaking, it’s kind of like how artificial sugars still fuck with your body and disturb insulin etc despite not actually containing sugars.
All that said, I eat loads of natural high MSG foods like mushrooms, tomatoes, etc. It’s just the concentrated artificial stuff that makes me a little wary. If you lower your protein macro ratio too much, that’s a good pathway to get fat.
I love stalking people. I've stalked a girl I worked with 5 years ago since she got fired. It's not even anything sexual, I just like knowing what she's up to
irl?
Me casting shadows on the walls of /cum/
i use to stalk a russian girl i found out where she lives based on 1 photo and where she vacationed based on 1 photo also it was fun
I've never deliberately went to where she currently was if that's what you mean. I've seem her in Walmart and others stores, but I never say anything
Midnight coffeetime anyone else?
umm midnight is whisky time not coffee time
gn
anyone else?
I avoid coffee after about noon
It’s the five year anniversary of George Floyd’s overdose
congrats on five years clean
Doing sum reading. Thinking I'll go outside for a couple of bowls in a few.
man time flies tho, but glad we're out of that year.
why couldnt he just lift his knee
wow time flies i remember that time so well
cause st floyd was overdosing on fentanyl
breathtaking
orange man needs to get off his ass and pardon Chauvin already tho
nah LOL
I thought it was hilarious how the world was in the midst of a deadly pandemic and yet that didn't stop jigaboos from going full chimp out mode.
Trump needs to get off his ass and pardon Daniel Larson
he cant pardon state crime though
He was saying he couldn’t breathe (due to the overdose) well before a knee was ever part of the scenario
if i was chauvin they would better never release me because i'd be going sicko mode as soon as i got my hands on a gun
Trump needs to get off his ass and pardon diddy
Free my nigga Luigi.
You don't think cutting off blood to someone's brain is gonna kill them?
i mean nothing stops them from chimpin
So true!
It’s still symbolically significant
Both Orange Man, Epstein and Diddy are all in the same Eyes Wide Shut cult.
at least he'd deserve to be in prison at that point
By putting a knee on someone’s back, as trained, while they’re resisting arrest for committing a felony?
he should have put his ego aside and lifted that knee and he would have been free
He put his knee on Floyd's fucking jugular.
like it even matters, nigga was dead from the massive amount of fentanyl he took
getting dogpiled by Schizojeet and Redditleaf at the same time
LOL
they are VERY upset about a felonious negro...very concerning behavior for upstanding huwhite men such as themselves.
its chauvins fault he'll die in prison
I can hardly believe it’s been five years. I know perception of time speeds up as you grow older, but this feels too fast. The boredom of the lockdown years probably didn’t help. Few new memories = accelerated perception of time
better than slowly dying from a drug overdose :^)
The coroner belived it to be a cardiopulmonary arrest and not cerebral hypoxia due to a vascular choke
lol
more like waluigi when he turns purple after he gets the death penalty
orange man stands with flyod
lmao
I think for me, even thought it was lockdown, I was "living my best life" so I remember that time quite vividly. I also remember thinking man this pandemic and it seems like it is lasting forever, but I know one day it will end and look back and think to myself, wow we have finally gotten over that and wow that was so long ago. It's a weird feeling
Every day i wake up thinking the lockdown is still going on
I will never forgive Biden for what he did to us
orange man was the president though
orange man also made the vaxx
no he didn't
biden was the president of iceland
very concerning behavior for upstanding huwhite men such as themselves.
Makes you think
operation warp speed
should have imported more hakarl
Orange Man is a Satan worshipping pedo.
can other countries even hope to compete with japan?
youtube.com
i love fucking white women
goo goo for gaga still
it TRULY makes you ponder
My experience of it was very negative. I was in the middle of a degree when covid hit, so that had to go on pause. First, because they shut the university down, and then because they implemented a vaccine passport, meaning I was banned. I never revealed by vax status to them, but I just had to wait and hope it wasn’t a new permanent fixture. On top of that, employers were all demanding proof of vaccination for new hires, so I couldn’t even get a job. And I couldn’t leave the country. The vax pass stuff only fully let up around 2023, so I basically spent 2020-2023 in solitary confinement in my apartment, banned from participating in society in any way. Also rendered a social pariah among all but my most incorrigible chud friends. I still don’t feel like I’ve fully recovered from the psychological damage, like part of me got snuffed out. Given that we’re now five years on, maybe it’s never coming back.
who asked
Canadanonce is ensuring DOTR happens quickly tonight!
thinking of wearing pink so i seem more approachable to girls
This isn’t 2008. They’ll just think you’re a closet troon or something.
whats dotr
I asked about anon
I am sorry to hear about all that my friend. I know I really lucked out (mostly) during lockdown but many other people went down an entirely different path than me and I really do sympathizes with people with plights like yours I am sorry anon I wish nothing but the best for you!
Depends on the rest of your outfit. Granted won't work for him cause he's brown and that's a terrible color for brownoids but if you've got the proper southern preppy look or the golfer look then you can wear pink.
otherwise, nah
dottir?
I live in a based state and so they didn't shut anything down, no lockdowns, they outlawed vax mandates the first year when everyone in the libshit media was pretending "oh we'd NEVER require a vaxxine *wink wink* you can trust us xDD"
barely even noticed covid
wow that's so awesome! you must be really cool for living there!
I sure am. Glad you had fun during lockdown though!
okay wyoming
I really do sympathizes with people with plights like yours I am sorry anon I wish nothing but the best for you!
Thanks, anon.
I also remember thinking man this pandemic and it seems like it is lasting forever, but I know one day it will end and look back and think to myself, wow we have finally gotten over that and wow that was so long ago.
I relied upon a similar thought process to try and get through it. One of my favourite lines from all of literature is a passage from the Aeneid, which goes “Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit,” or "Perhaps the time may come when these difficulties will be sweet to remember."
I have yet to get to a point where I can reminisce fondly on the covid years, but maybe I’m just still processing it; it’s been true of basically every other hardship I’ve been through. I guess on a very basic level, if nothing else, one can take pride in having made it through to the other side without breaking.
incorrect
After a decade of ruling the web, Google’s grip is cracking.
Global search share fell to 89.71% in March - its first real stumble since 2015.
Turns out people are done scrolling through SEO sludge and ads pretending to be answers.
google got so shit it would be surprising if it didn't fell, problem is no other search engine is all that good either
With you anon. Covid affected everyone everywhere in one way or another and I am praying for you! Good quote too
second guess, south dakota?
DuckDuckGo is pretty usable as an alternative for most tasks, aside from searches related to business locations and operating hours
Notably, DDG is not nearly as bad as Google for banned search terms that just give you links to some ADL page
Farting
no u
With you anon. Covid affected everyone everywhere in one way or another and I am praying for you! Good quote too
I appreciate it. It’s kind of funny; I didn’t expect that broaching this topic would result in this much venting. I must have more bottled up on this subject than I was consciously aware; let loose a bit thanks to the retrospective.
Anon Babble can be 50/50, but me personally I gotcha back anon! I often vent about this and that here so when others want to vent I want to be there and listen to them because I appreciate when others listen to me so I want to listen to them as well
just hit the eastside of the lbc on a mission trying to find mister warren g
I was in the middle of a degree when covid hit, so that had to go on pause.
I feel you my last two years of college were all lockdowns. It definitely fucked my life majorly. I still feel a deep sense of anger and resentment when ever i think about it...
Tonight was my last night of work at this job. i've been working for almost a year. didn't tell anyone it was my last day just left quietly. I assume my boss probably told them
Idk why i'm like this
grand sumo tourney ended, almost took home the 15 0 win but lost on the very last game