What happens here

what happens here

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Most of Australia looks awful from the space, like a fried beef or some shit

there's an actual city called townsville

you wake up in Alice Springs

Perth is the best city in Australia

The city of Townsville!

never been

lots of sexy women

I lived in perth for 5 years. The nature and animals are really cool, pristine untouched beaches, really cool trees and a lot of diversity from forest to desert. The people I had to work with in my tradie jobs were pieces of shit.

streetview looks like a slightly cleaner version of India

Nothing

That's the same way it is everywhere where nature is beautiful. It gets crowded with people who shouldn't be there and people are always shit

There's two federal electorates there that have about 100,000 people each and both are larger than any country in Europe (Russia not included).

The only thing that actually happens though is digging rocks to sell to chinks and some cows eating grass.

Kek

green circle is civilisation just isolated from the other side of australia, must feel very isolating in general living there

rest is literally just very sparsely populated abo towns, the coastline up north is full of hellish creatures and hotter than india

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Go on please

It's also completely, totally full

Haha you are so funny and cute. Show me your feet.

Hahaha you are cute and funny. Show me your feet!?!!!

it's empty, they need more immigration

how does australia deal with huge distances between population centers without polarizing its even worse than canada

seriously though, how can one call itself a nation when 90% of its territory is a wasteland not suited for most humans?

what happens in Yulara?

Worked as a crop farmer for a few years in Western Australia, the place was paradise. Pristine beaches, no one around to bother you, very easy to escape for a few days, people were actually nice and friendly, made some good australians friends I still talk to today. I miss it and I hope to return one day

Sheep stations bigger than most euro countries and the longest wood constructed jetty in the southern hemisphere

I saw the weirdest jelly fish when walking that thing. I really liked fremantle, that place fucks (a lot of anti social dark people though)

Ha, we have a sign like that out in BC too.

That 90% territory is rich in resources that generates wealth for everyone living in the comfy 10%

fremantle has a really cool and unique vibe but it has a LOT of crackheads

You cannot suffer in western australia, believe me

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That arable zone is larger than France, Germany and Italy combined.

go into the water

get stung by a jellyfish

get stabbed by a stingray

get eaten by a shark

die

A small price to pay for freedom

it is polarized, every state is extremely centralized around the capital and still hold the majority of sovereignty
during covid the only proper outbreaks happened in Sydney and Melbourne because of third worlder concentration so Queensland and Western Australia shut their state borders and didn't have to do any lockdowns. but the prime minister was seething the whole time but couldn't force the states to reopen the borders

The soil quality is shit but it's actually not as dry as the wider internet makes it out to be

Don't know

The soil quality is shit but it's actually not as dry as the wider internet makes it out to be

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Scooby snout

People dig gold nuggets there.
Proper way to get rich quick and get the fuck out.