Calm Lasombra Edition
/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico
I support the genocide in the Congo
Most Lasombra are Italian. Theres a few of them I Spain like Moncada, but overall theyre from Italy
Canada is San Francisco expenses on Mississippi wages
wont be particularly upset if i dont get a hookup tonight but id like to do some fuck
wont say no go a good goon instead tho
This is the average price for a fast food meal in Canada.
No politics, Dionisio.
Fellas I’m going bald. Evens I’m a cool handsome bald guy like Jason Statham, Odds I am become egg.
rip anon it's ogre
Tutsi cockroach
Worldwide genocide
Judy Moncada?
I feel bad for balding white people. Just about any black dude can go bald and look at best cool at least normal. A lotta white guys just CANNOT pull off baldness.
Like, alot
And so my sad life as Humpty Dumpty begins…
Yeah that seems true. I have a big cranium so I don’t think it will be ideal lol.
No Ambrosio Luis Moncada
Two hamburgers from A&W costs 23 leafbux
I’m not bald, but I’ve got an alright head shape for it if/when the time comes. I tried shaving my head during the covid era when the barbers were closed, and it wasn’t so bad.
A Filet O'Fish is like $8 now. Thank you, Prime Minister!
I don’t care if I go bald. Ive been ugly my whole life so i dont have any looks to lose
Same. Bring it.
i do care, just because i'm ugly it doesn't mean i can't get uglier
The Canadian dollar is quite a bit weaker than the USD, so it’s not US$16, but our GDP per capita is also quite a bit weaker, almost proportionally, so in terms of purchasing power, it’s kind of like if it were US$16 for an impoverished shithole like Canada
do femgroids really?
uglymaxxing
I love seeing non-americans seethe at connections. Yes I am pathetic
two bumble likes in a single day
is this what it's like to be a chad
what a rush
my head is spinning
XIAO will be delivering my food tonight :(
American game. American company
knock knock
would, not proudly though
hu is there
why does that make you sad
All the yellow fever posters don’t understand that this is what all the Chinese females in Canada look like
i could maybe understand the seethe if it weren't The New York Times.
as is, just git gud lel.
Your mommas head be knock knockin on my headboard each night
she looks busted and beat
Open up the door its real
With the nonstop pop pop from stainless steel
she's like 50 bro, calm down
I just know she's not gonna read the delivery instructions.
Foreigners seem to think that things created in America belong to the whole world
Might just be the glasses but she looks like a chudette. Chigyuette
She’s probably a drug addict or something if she’s doing food delivery gig economy shit. In Canada, that’s normally reserved for temporary foreign worker slaves, who generally do not come from China.
Remember this guy? I gave him his first bad review :)
He doesn't look too bad for an Indian guy
There are no Chinese drug addicts
she's just hustling making cash any way she can, lets not judge
he'd look better 14000km away
aside from le quirky racism, why?
what did he do wrong
Disabled girls are kind of cute
Lmfao this nigga’s real name is Dikshit
He was confused by my crystal clear directions. Anyone who doesn't follow the directions gets a thumbs down.
yup no hookup tonight
thats ok
goon time
So true
This guy never played GTA Chinatown wars
dicksita
Cam whore.
me
holy shit uncharted 3 has the longest loading screens ever
whats your directions big bro
Just do it erm.
They love opium THOUGH
You want that episode huh?
penis
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Which do you prefer most:
1.) Coca Cola or Pepsi?
2.) Seven Up! or Sprite?
3.) Doritos or Cheetos?
4.) Pringles or Lays?
5.) Israel or Palestine?
6.) Women or Men?
it's been many days since i last masturbated, it might be time to do the needful
Gay moment 100% Scottish.
These are verbatim the directions I use for every single delivery order, whether it be Uber Jeets or the weed man.
vpn off brian
You shut up.
Would like some hot chocolate but I don't want to wake up needing to piss in the night
Coke Sprite Doritos Lays Palestine Women
Are you that sensitive to caffeine?
Fucking machine.
Coke
Sprite
Doritos
Pringles
Palestine
Women
so he was late?
I make my hot chocolate with hot white monster
You swallowed a candy.
My life is more important than you think.
coke
sprite
depends on the flavor
lays
dont care
women
Headphones all wobbly. Not a fan
Favorite Era of Scooby-Doo?
Rat moment?
*pisses on u*
i want to make the switch over to wireless earbuds
why am i so selfish
I haven't eaten goyslop in years
Both are bad but Israel gets my tax monies so it's worse
Women are shit
Give me the mug.
Zombie Island / Witches Ghost
Pepsi
7up
Cheetos
Palestine
Women
I'D NEVER TREAT YOU THIS SHITTY
YOU MADE ME HATE THIS CITY
the 90s era was kino with the zombie island and cyberspace movies i also like a
pup named scooby doo and the halloween episodes from the 80s youtube.com
I am Latin American
the blood of German National Socialists flows through my veins
the blood of Conquistadors flows through veins
the blood of Italian Fascists flows through my veins
the blood of Aztec warriors flows through my veins
When Nietzsche was discussing Ubermensch overman master moralists he was talking about my blood
No Eek.
Thanks.
Ghoul school was great. Watched it quite a few times
Why does Janny never ban the Egyptian bot that spams the thread every day?
People become object.
Imagine him shoving your face onto his junk and forcing you to inhale
What rule is he breaking
85% Scottish - 15% English, sorry.
Being a bot
Nah he’s just quirky
Spamming flooding low quality
automated spambot, low quality, spamming/flooding, off topic, being egyptian
Which one of you took a shit in my toilet
wtf is Chet Hanks doing
getting extremely hard to cum to real porn
I blame Anon Babble
prefer not to say
cleaning my registry award
whatever the fuck he wants
cLEAN MY FECES
nostrils burning from solvent and i'm starting to make type-o's now. time to go upstairs and get away from the chemicals i think.
this summer is ours for the taking. no matter the cost
na
na
na
na
na
women
AND I PROMISE YOU CAN BORROW MY MICHIGAN STATE SWEATSHIRT
BEFORE I LEFT FOR THE SUMMER
PIN ME DOWN THE BOTTOM OF YOUR SWIMMING POOL
Oh sorry. Were you saving that for later?
saturday
in the park
i think it was the 4th of july
*horn section*
im the opposite. i goon to hentai regularly but when im not feeling it I have to boot up 3d to get off
Seems like someone that desperately wants people to respect him as intelligent and deep
they banned one of those e-celebs you obsess over on twitch
Based
Hey sweets, I missed you
Was at a sushi buffet and the little Chinese girl in the booth ahead kept playing peek a boo with me over the seat, I love children bros (in a non creepy way)
Hipsters are basically modern day pioneers. They’re the only white people who move into brown neighborhoods and turn them into white neighborhoods
that one emo song about 9/11 where its all just spoken word
merchant ships did it i think
hipsters today determine whatever will be trending 5-10 years from now in all forms of culture.
gentrification is a good thing btw.
i am steve
type-o's
YEAH YOU WANNA GO OUT CAUSE ITS RAINING AND BLOWING BUT YOU CANT GO OUT CAUSE YOUR ROOTS ARE SHOWING
chicken jockey
CHICKEN JOCKEY
holy crap
Fire coming out of the monkeys head by Gorillaz?
Steve’s lava chicken
I wish I were like the icelandic or trump, clean shaven and that i couldn't grow a beard. girls hate beards and if you can't grow a beard it means you're germanic how about you guys thank you
Flint and steel
youtube.com
woke hollywood was really cookin with this opening song.
girls hate beards
love this cope
my mom hates facial hair
She’s a pedo
take your meds
I work at an indian (feather) casino and sometimes wonder what it would be like to work in an indian (dot) casino
Having a pedo mom would be pretty creepy
I thought there’d be a lot more sex
decide to buy a joint for the first time in months
driving to weed store
halfway there decided I don't need to smoke
I am becoming boring.
Lucitaaaaaaaaaa
My wife
Please come to me
just vape instead
girlberg said she might not be home tomorrow might stay with her friends in texas another day since she's off work monday but i'm not, so kind of annoyed because if she wants to do something monday evening i got to try to swap a shift
Most are actually spanish.
Italy was hotly contested. In Iberia they ruled supreme
Nah I quit vaping nicotine months ago and am nicotine free since then. Also I don't want to weed vape because that's a lot of vape time.
shes playing with you
So beautiful
Kiss her for me
Sliiiide to the left
Sliiiide to the right
Take it back now y'all
One hop this time
Cha cha real smooth
Weed is gay
possible but i dont think so she's just having a good time with people she hasnt probably seen in a year ish, i think the last time she went to see these friends was for someone else's graduation last year
pov you love winter
never learned how to cha cha real smooth
turn it out
Why are brahmins delivering food?
Going to watch Throne of Blood for the first time. I am excited.
Honestly I would just tell you to fuck off
You wouldn’t get it
Minimum wage in Canada is approximately 5x the pay rate of a lawyer in India. They all want to come here to be slaves, regardless of caste
Retard post
that is winter. i don't like it. some leafs claim to like it. almost all of those leafs do not have to work outside in it. you ask guys who do and you're going to get very few who sincerely say yes being outside making not enough money in -25 high wind hell is enjoyable. It's all well and good when you take your car out of a heated underground parking to your office's heated underground parking and never have to feel it.
No I just want to watch more Kurosawa movies because I have only seen Ran and it was good.
Damn. Can I deliver food in your country too?
I'll not miss the directions
my plant named seymour is dying this nigga has been ride or die since october im gonna miss him
i am not worried about it
not only do i just simply believe she isnt fuckign around, we are not serious enough yet that it would TECHNICALLY be cheating, we are not anything with a label really atm, so it would only be like cheating adjacent
shrug, she wont do it and i decided not to either
thats just how im goin thru w it
F
Just as one season brings death, a new shall bring life
get a brain cactus. goofy guys will survive if you tip them over and leave them under your bed for a month with no care (but dont do that)
I watched that with my wife and she was very upset with me because the ending was tragic. She doesn't like movies that have a "bad" ending. Knowing this, I made her watch Nightcrawler with me. I was cackling towards the end and she never lets me forget about it
Zoomers lmao
I generally like Brazilians, but I strongly oppose any immigration from anywhere.
drinking milk
NHH
This is definately fake but still funny
pour one out for seymour, a real one
Your wife should stick to watching Ghibli.
Fresh out the titty, ain't that right t. Hanks?
What makes you say that?
ummm no. it's from costco
I figured they wanted to compliment me on my Coexist sticker
Fake as fuck
I CANNOT BREED
THE WAVES ARE CRASHING INTO ME
What kind of plant
I'm just joshing ya kid *slaps your back*
hey now. that hurt
udderly insane that I can’t buy human breast milk
You guys ever get a sharp pain in your chest randomly? I like to think of it as God's way of reminding you that you're mortal.
You can though
C'mon it's obvious. It became obvious the moment he wrote "...to compliment me on my coexist sticker"
fernwood
Yes
Ukrainian women
Wawa wiwa
If you’re looking for a rebound plant, I’ve found that Zamioculcas and Norfolk Island Pine plants are pretty low maintenance. I’ve had both of those for years, and they’re now huge
that's called gettin old
or Brian the fag’s voodoo…
I want to get a job in sales
you must be at least 18 years old to post on this website.
watchin destiny
im 27
THE LEADS ARE WEAK
You’re weak
YOU SEE THIS WATCH??
Imagine if you could actually drink milk from your girl's titties
If I met a Anon irl, I'd assume they're a major piece of racist and sexist shit and just start wailing on his ass.
I want to get a blowjob in sales
You just have to get her pregnant
Y ah it's fake but fucking hilarious
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
a major piece of racist and sexist shit
Yep, that sounds about right
i like the norfolk pine the most
you'd probably be right, this place is a cesspool of racism, sexism, transphobia, and just general hate. it's frankly really gross and scary to think about.
I got something to say
If I were Putin’s father, I’d sit him down and tell him…
damn i used to love south park
Made sloppy joe for dinner today. It was so fucking good
sloppy joes delicious but they tend to send me into a food coma
Those ears are absurd
For me? Czech
Another cold and rainy memorial day weekend. God I love New York
Sales is where people with no real skills go. If you're a total loser that can't do anything, you work in sales
business idea: free creampies
Both of them are very drought-tolerant, so you really need to be more concerned about overwatering them than under-. Just make sure to keep upgrading their pots as they get bigger. Clay pots with drainage and a saucer underneath help avoid overwatering, or forcing them to sit in boggy soil for extended periods, which can rot the roots
I disagree with this take. A total loser couldn't sell anyone anything
Big ups to the anon that named this bush from my childhood that I never knew the name of
You guys ever eat buckwheat? Shit is so good.
yeah we already know you like yung bucks
That makes no sense. Sales guys are the ones making more money than anyone else at the company
no this happened to my buddy tim
Not true really, depends on the company. Sales guys at my work make less than even I do
If I met a Anon irl, I'd assume they're a major piece of racist and sexist shit and just start wailing on his ass.
what do you do?
Poop
Gaysex
Timothy is not a very jewish name. I think you may be fibbing
If you mean the whole grain, I just tried it for the first time this past week at a restaurant one of the Ukrainian refugees set up
What if big foot isn't an alien but has spaceship technology? What if big foot is the missing link in evolution and the big foots made spaceships and the ones that stayed behind became humans and they come around just to check on us every now and then?
You guys ever eat buttwheat? Shit is so good
I've had buckwheat pancakes, bretty good
Millwright
Buttfeed shut hell up
Fraiser episode idea: fraiser gets raped by a visiting new England Italian American and has to go to his brother for therapy
Someone is playing electric guitar extremely loud
I'm a little corn boy
You guys ever smoke buttweed? Shit is so good
would you have accepted benjamin? jerry? larry?
Fraiser mentioned obligatory
it's me
You eat penis
the mummy just couldn't be remade nowadays, it's impossible to capture the 90s 2000s soul in a remake
The mummy was remade like 6 years ago. It did suck ass tho, so maybe you have a point
jerry
I'd take it
I am Spinny
why do you pretend to suffer in America??
Why do girls always put their phone in their back pockets?
niles says the experience awakened his latent homosexual tendencies
frasier says that's bullshit
dad tells him to drink more
they both agree that's not gonna work
it works
Some of you have brown skin
girl front pockets are only aesthetic
Women's pants don't have function pockets
ok? that's not an insult.
why does spinny look like boxxy mixed with clussy
I spotted the Spinny post. Did you?
that was me
why my ice detention officer caked up like a brick wall
Haven't showered in 2 days
odds: drink
evens: don't bother
I'm gay
I never got employee of the month
She looks like a fighting game character
I did once. Got a gift card for subway for like 10 dollars. Was kind of embarrassing in retrospect
too much sugar for perro
33 euros for this steak with no marbling in my country
My sister lives in switzerland and says it's much more exoensive there than even paris was
Looks marbled to me
le pepsi puppy isn't concerned with such trivialities
isn't that pretty normal for europe? beef is only as cheap as it is here because the government subsidizes it.
Spinster, queen of cum
My cum that is
She works out every last drop of that elixir
there's not enough aerithrule34
just wanted to show how much i suffer
one day i'll be american
I'm going grocery shopping tomorrow
Marbling is intramuscular. That’s one of the worst steaks I’ve ever seen. I don’t think they even sell a grade that low here; probably just winds up as ground beef or something
ok which donger r u
me i'm #15
don't forget to get some fruits and veggies
like pizza and cherry cola
Poooooooo
She has decent running form for being a girl and the way she's dressed
lol
It's clearly not the first time it has happened to her
I don't like buying fruit because I feel pressured to eat it all within 3 days before it gets moldy
I'm a little apricot
nigga that shit is gristle
Just figure out which fruits last longer, dingus
just buy a little bit, dummy
you're a little foxy girl
you can buy many kinds of fruit frozen, if you're willing to turn them into smoothies. even then, most fruit will last a few weeks. i'm finishing up oranges that are about a month old from costco and are still good.
in my experience, berries and bananas are the ones that go rotten the quickest.
*Eats you ravenously*
Don't buy food from china. Just don't do it. It's not worth
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