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/brit/
gay porn
pedophilia is the final frontier
I've arsed up my life
what happened to the bleep general on the music board
It's pure satire but none of you get it because you're all autistic.
Can't achieve a full erection.
tobby
yeah, still reckon the uk invading china might be a good thing
get me in as a grunt in the royal marines
slotting gook cunts, shagging some gook cooze
Think it'll get deleted, lad
matty zazueta tore it down
ermm what the fork
Make sure to rub one out to Mia Khalifa tonight, peace be upon her
How did the irish starve surrounded by fish and water
Europeans WILL be worshiping my cock.
Im too lazy to get off the couch and get down to the liquor store to get the cans lads, im in a bit of a pickle here
charisma build benefits: I spilled some beer on some girl last night and she just giggled about it
thats what pills are for mate
welsh lives matter
4 sainsburys taste the difference belgian chocolate chip cookies down the hatch
they weren't allowed to fish
thinking of selling my xbox to cex as im skint and rarely use it but i will probably still regret it :/
just make your own
is it true guys in their 20s and 30s take viagra now
why
fluttershy and rainbow dash are the best ponies c:
your loss. ever since I started fapping to Mia Khalifa I've been obsessed with Arab women.
aren't those like 400 calories each
why is there permanently someone spamming those ai pics in every fucking thread
it's heathermongo
you new?
that's heathermong who does it all day everyday because according to him
It's pure satire but none of you get it because you're all autistic.
in Ireland, once they had the potato their attitude was "this is good scran, no point trying harder" and they never made any more developments in farming
pron has destroyed our brains
there's always a second chance, la
Me Din Dins
Finest bossman pizza with the lads
idk, he has yet to reveal his goals/ ambitions
hdd for cp
i wathc porn once in awhile and still have proper erections and energy
I may have made some poor decisions
what Anon Babblecasualuk thread was this from then mate
Vessel from Eastbourne detained in Channel by French naval ship days after Starmer ‘surrenders’ UK fishing rights
tony blair would never
mmmmhmmmmmm
literally nothing good ever happens in my life
Sorry Anon it's down the bulimia rabbit hole for you
Fingers to the back of the throat, remember to brush your teeth after
It's pure satire
this is your life lol x
It's pure satire but none of you get it because you're all autistic.
at least they're honest about it
It's pure satire
you're all autistic.
mental how satisfying simply drinking water is
Fanny
Have spent 1000+ in the past few weeks
only sparkling water for me
imagine being deployed to the uk-sino war with the entirety of the /brit/ squad
like to think i'm the squad commander
i'd get you cunt back home, yeaah
lad, it does get better
your life is determined at 25
it never gets better
Public urination: Illegal
Pissing your pants in public: Legal
You can go to Tesco and piss yourself down the milk aisle and people will think you’ve had an accident and pity you and even come and clean up your mess. But do the exact same thing after unzipping first and you’re a criminal and a sex offender.
Don’t know who comes up with these laws but they clearly haven’t thought them through properly.
heard that
the person you are at 25 is largely the person you are throughout your life
jesus christ it was half 10 and i blinked and now its nearly half 11
any creature of a man in just about releasing slime from his shell to slide along in?
...yh
wrong, as always
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It's pure satire but none of you get it because you're all autistic.
need putting in a cage
I for one like the black king ai image lad
deepthroating the vape and taking in a fat load of blue razz lemonade
i.4cdn.org
lord have mercy
you are a bottom barrel manual laborer today and you'll be like that in 20 years
you will not reproduce, you will not own anything, you're a failure and of low genetics
blue razz is the worst flavour
get a watermelon down ya
cocks hungry for some chocolate tonight
how many children do you have, bud?
watermelon?
nahhhh bro nahhhhhhh
give me that cherry cola ting ya
even the way you insult things is french
lt's pure satire but none of you get it because you're all autistic.
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have one actually
children who are deprived of attention and never socialized by their mother are often starving for some feeling of connection but the only way they are able to feel that is by deliberately annoying others
WOOOOW
WELL DONE JANNY!!!!!
YOU FINALLY DID YOUR JOB YOU USELESS FAT CUNT
I'm tired of seeing attractive people when I go outside my house
he only posts to hype man his own posts
mad shit yo
feel sorry for it
@rorke is this true?
mental how much i love black women
Ancient Greeks and Romans looked like this before Levantine invasions.
Nordics are the pinnacle of human evolution.
this is the ultimate cope of the man who will live and die in poverty, virtuecoping and a fabricated moral highground. you're a half arab midget sunburnt slave
im going to do something vile and say that grok told me to do it
yes, pic related
Get that down ya
None of that woke SHITE
britons are the pinnacle of human evolution.
don't you fucking forget that.
mushy pea more like mushy gobshite
angry boy you are
shant be clicking that reddit link
mindbroken runt
go listen to asmr while playing AAAslop
Rorke will denounce this then have a wank to futanari hentai
You're telling me the brits managed to watch every fishing spot in ireland ?
holding mallardmong in my arms after he takes a chinky snipers bullet
watching as his life drifts out of him
mallardmong, i'd put a fucking bullet in that sniper for you, mate
Don't mention Irish people, you'll summon him
we were the greatest naval power the world has ever seen pierre
Sad to See a Anglo-Judaic Kowtow before Magog
i've wasted my life on a lost cause
Just ate a green booger
LOVE Asian women
You're telling me the irish have so much national pride despite being BTFO'd during their whole history
Get your testosterone levels checked.
Doctor will probably prescribe clomiphene for a couple of months if your testosterone levels are low and if they are abysmal he will probably recommend you take Human chorionic gonadotropin for a while.
Check with either urologist or endrocrinologist.
Sir Rorke
chappell <3
you say it like it's a punishment *plays rdr2 while listening to Semide Asmr*
I AM THE LOG LIFTER
you can't' touch me, little man
looks skinnier here
irish "Pride" is Serving Gog and Magog in their Unholy war of Extermination
mad how fucking fit she is
im so fucc,cking drunk lads
our Lola
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i'm a few in, might get another
I've had time to think things over.
I'm only drinking hard liquor desu
Listening to Killswitch ENGAGE. Getting my groove on. DO NOT stand in my fucking way.
go out zoomer
this ugly cunt is on the voddy
you got shit taste, go out yourself
i told my mum to get rid of all the mirrors in the house for this exact reason
you reminisce on the dubstep era as good
yeah fucking killswitch
used to listen to that 2008-2010
it was shit at the at that time, but yeah, good to listen to them, end of heartache an that
I'm not that young
It's pastis for tonite
nah their main hit was my curse yeah i remember
used to listen to these, dragonforce, i think avenged sevenfold (a girl i liked listened to them)
Team
After a late shift we all have an alcoholic drink and chat shit outside for a bit
Someone mentions they haven't had sex for 6 months
Everyone acts like this is a long amount of time
I just laughed along with them as I pass as a shagger. But I thought it was a meme how normalised shagging is to normies. It's surreal to encounter it in person.
Sarah promised she'd do anything for a bag of chips and a can of pop
shut the fuck up
Just called for the return of the sausages
British men cant have italian gfs
Italian women are for italian men
Simple as
Chucky
stupid bent bastard
Right that's it
I'm off the muck
No more BBC porn, no more cuck porn
Just feet porn and fresh air
Did you tell them about how you lost your virginity?
I pass as a shagger.
A clue gained, well done lad
I should be the King of Britain because I am white, tall, smart, and I have a deep and commanding voice and sharp cheekbones.
feeling blackpilled and furious
is this some secret code for a gay orgy party? because it sounds like it
Why do they do the Great British Bake Off in a tent anyway
You don't get Masterchef in a tent
The lovely cans have been acquired
know someone who is buying "labubus" because they saw it on tiktok
normies are dumb farm animals
im feeling drunk actually tbhqwy matey
Victoria Calvert went to buy a Labubu in the Stratford store but left after witnessing a fight
what's O NKA
The best that combination will get you in 2025 is a buck-toothed, flat-bodied chink gf
carlsberg
grim
it's the european bud light
fucking hell
don't know what a labubu is
don't know who victoria whaterface is
swings and roundabouts
Might cop a monster energy juice
hormonal disorder?
I don't want some dumb gf. Females are gross.
soooo fucking peng omg
at monster at midnight is a great idea
Timmy's princess (she got ran through by hundreds of blacks for 15 years straight)
based
carlsberg elephant lager is 7.5% so not really
My fat evil sister's fat evil bf applied to join the army but failed the medical exam (he is fat and evil)
PENG
I've conquered all the chippies
what a fuckin lad
you applied to be a woman and you failed
get your bum out x
mental how arabs are even more vulgar and materialistic than niggers
Currently thawing lamb to marinate and supporting the New Zealand lamb industry
Wrong because I actually got a GRC :)
i mean is shitty beer
scranning Braised Beef Noodle Soup红烧牛肉面
a king looking over his kingdom
asdg
nigga heil hitler
worthless scrap of paper that signifies nothing
yeah, a Greatly Resented Cock
Georgia and Picnic met for their date
this AI shit is really pissing me off
wait, so you're actually trans?
inbetweeners completely passed me over at 16
but i watched it at like 25 and yeah im will, complete with a fittie like charlotte who i was not mature enough to realise was into me
mental how poorly moderated Anon Babble is
there's no such thing as being 'trans' mate it's made up bollocks
i just shited my pantaloons :3
emma didn't have the money she owed jazz the weedman
you brits are schizo freaks
no you haven't
grow up
I guess she's going to have to pay another way
your mums a dickhead blud
i did :')
it's 2007
i'm playing portal 1 and watching family guy on bbc three
life is good
scritch scritch scritch scritch
bbc
fuck sake need a wank now
no peters
Snack
I've had four weed chocolates I'm all fuzzy
i will post the peters should i feel the need to
like I'm sorry but you're lying to yourself if you've ever had teen pussy and tell yourself there's no difference between that and pussy over the 20yo age range
not only is it in lower quality it comes with more baggage no self respecting man would ever want to deal with
but what the fuck do you have in common with a 13-14-15 year old, like what would you even talk about??????
we'll talk about whatever I want to teach her and tell her to do with her life
simple as
you incels wouldn't understand this because you're still being told what to do by your mums
Lol I had this exact drink after work tonight. It's well nice mate enjoy
blud in the crib eatin straight crab sticks
wish you'd drunk some bleach instead
oh my DAYS
couldnt think of a worse thing to eat whilst high
The largest mixed-race group in the UK is Irish-Jamaican mix
don't reply to me you fucking freak
all those fat acceptance people got straight on the ozempic
I'll reply to you if I want you paedophilic motherfucker
you gay?
Reaching out to some of my old friends. I'll see if any of them will talk to me
posting a peter
it is allowed
and i should be allowed to post a peter
the read
Mental how fat people have been eradicated thanks to the wonders of modern medicine
would do this but I don't want to face the pain of their rejection
This is not allowed.
Heil Hitler
Free Palestine
mad how Zeus comes from the Indo-European sky god Deus Pater
IT IS *ALLOWED*
I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO POST THE PETER
I can post this btw
Wait til you hear about Jupiter
when katy dm sayin she in the uber to traphouse
most rain we've had in months
You are not allowed.
fake toby
it's possible that mousey was murdered by someone from /brit/ while the site was down, still unconfirmed
hard rainfall ha ha ha ha ha ha
load of made up bollocks though isn't it mate yeah
When Katy get to the traphouse
jewpost
we are now (post-hack) allowed to post peters
good. grass is dying.
ur mums a jew you gay nigger jew cunt
Now, see that gerbil? Grab that tube. Shove it up my butt. Let that little rascal nibble on my asshole
This general is an absolute raisinhole
there will be peters
even if tobes is too busy with runescape
there simply will be peters
Hitler would have stood with Israel, the last true white ethnostate.
i dont like "peter" avatar
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