/asean/

No happiness for the lowlives here, just hominid autism.

TRVKE

if you're a filipino middle class, you're literally paying for

poorfag free house

4Ps

AKAP

poorfag medical aid

poorfag education aid

richfag mansion

richfag cars

richfag private army

You aren't different on what you define on them in the first place though no matter how many times you inflate your ego.

If I'm not happy then so should everybody around me including you guys

Crab-in-a-bucket mentality is usually a genetic predisposition of Visayans, yes.

Tnagalogs and worshipping LeMnokey

Double Whammy lmao

chuds

there's millions of girls like this waiting for you, first world male

posting shit in sub-sharan Philippines

lol ape

all filipinos are backstabbers regardless of ethnicity

sad trvke

What will you invest on if you are earning 100k php a month?

real estate

Bitcoin unironically.

filipino housing be like

40 sqm lot area

30 sqm floor area

3 million pesos

Ang hirap bumili ng bitcoin dito sa Japan

gaming pc then pay pokpoks rinse repeat

don't like yhvh
no like jesus
no like allah

like jupiter

amen, it is

lol wtf

Already got Gaming PC, I don't like paying for sex... Too much egoistic for that

Is that really you tho?

You can invest in me ;)

Wherever you are, I hope that you like flash-floods and landslides, kek

Samefag troon

you're not schizo you have dementia

Okay retard

KINANGINA MERS

Should I buy RDR2 or Baldurs gate? Or should I just pirate it? I regret not buying Ghost of Tsushima...

poland

RDR2 is only fun in free roam if you wanna play cowboy innawoods simulator and with the various sidequests. The main story suffers a lot from many instances of 5 mins yapping in-game walking cutscenes and maybe 3 minutes of actual gameplay.

For BG3 my issue is none of the side characters are likable, very grim for a party based game.

Is it like this in your country? I wake up to shitty houses though not sewage.

stop playing children games and do adult things

It is but I live in gated community.

Average loggie household

Why niggas here be playing mobile legends, instead of superior LoL or Dota?

manilafags be like

dota

deadgame
reached divine then quit 9 years ago

IM JUST SHITTING IN MY CAR AND WAITING FOE MICHAEL

why does he ritualpost

i always smile like a rabid dog everytime a middle class pinoy business owner goes bankrupt and has to sell their possessions to repay their debts

For me it's dotA v.6.36

i agree but out of convenience :)

Most can't afford to buy computers due to low pay.

watch tier 1 dota 2 tournament

can't even reach 50k viewers grim

My 20s consists of youporn and nonstop masturbation

Saw another cute girl today…

Fuck me why did I decided to get married.

Basically all the Flip shitposter's household, regardless of the race.

make your wife cuter
you have the money

be a middle aged, paraphimosed man

Get a bounty if you get stitched up

These niggas ain't gonna do it without the cash.

I wish I got paid after getting circumcised.

this manong is enjoying it kek

I would rather get paid to get circumcised than stay as a 31 year old supot

Yet you act one like the latter though

Why do filipinos remain poor?

there is literally nothing wrong with being supot, why are you all celebrating getting mutilated

fact: if you are petless your family is shit tier

TRVKE

Did he have children? Phimosis is extremely painful.

TRVKE

Yeah why should we need to be proud having parmesan sprouting behind our foreskin for the sake of being contrarian anyways?

only bayot are okay having supot penis

If (You) support circumcision, you irrevocably loves jews.

real talk, why is flip copying me

TRVKE

fact: if a pinay doesnt say ocake to you she hates you

ocake

wut

stop fucking spamming trvke you fucking imbeciles

....im so sorry vro

SOY

whut the helly

Only miserable samefag simians follow up his own post with a newly sperged out buzzword believed as a "truth nuke".

what the helly

i dont wash my dick so i need to cut a portion of it pare koy

The Philippines in its whole is worse than the worst of Africa. Can't refute FACTS.

You're just poor lol

See? You never suffered you've never been POOR in the WORST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD.

Pinoy men are cucked

i have enough money to pay for your trip to africa

You literally look like this soyjak THOUGH

At least Dalits have money. Average Pinoy don't have money.

Ah yes, mnokeys' favorite pastime: pussified shitflinging on a containment thread.

You will never be a Rakesh, Joselito T. Angalog

Dalits breed while pinoy men can't compete with sexpats

Millions of pinays escape the Philippines to get away from us small dicked pinoy men to get railed by bwc

What the helly

How to sex a pinay 101:

be rich

be white

be east asian (korean, chinese, indian, japanese)

It's that easy

what if i'm filipino

It's over

Average Pajeet male is allowed to migrate everywhere, the average Pinoy aren't even allowed to leave the country because of their immigration (and they have no money). Which one is worse at the end of the day again?

ITS OVER !

210953619 (You)

be east asian (korean, chinese, indian, japanese)

You said you're suffering? Try being a filipino man

snatch a screenshot from R*ddit

pretend and larp that it's yours

If you are a Filipino male born poor, you might as well kill yourself.

just open a business and invest in crypto if you're a poor pinoy

Thank (You).

youtu.be/oCX-a1r1Gzk

jej

So it's like "okee" in indon?

makes me hard when a pinay chick types that but every time its actually a filipino dude trying to scam money out of me

export-import sector in philippines still have so much potential
a 22 year old NEET could figure it out how to make money out of this

goodluck dealing with customs

employment monkey couldnt even last a week in his animation course

back to pagpag for him

Flooding in phnom penh… fuck my life bros.

I like that I can pay Filipino Male Gigolos for the cheap when I sex them cause your country's poor.

having tea rn

Did you know it was common in thailand to make one boy a ladyboy so he could provide for the family.

I think it was issan region though.

MOOOOO DEEEEENG

*burps*

I love this little retard you wouldn't believe.

this is cute according to VTumorfags

The duality of SEAmonkeys

trump "ghost" netanyahu, trump betrayed israel headlines

spain france and UK put sanctions on israel

trump threatens EU with 50% tariff

fell for it again award

South Africa filing genocide charges against Israel in the ICJ, is also why the orange jew had put on a clown show in the White House, kek

n-no free planes for u mr trump

kek
im all for zimbabwe 2.0 but there are interesting implications

NHH

stop hate speech chud

nothing ever happens chuddie

Good evening, tomorrow morning im going to be ordained as samanera for the benefits of all /asean/ poster. Wish me luck for my whole ordination and monastery live and see you next friday.

Looking forward for those metaphysical debates then

Fuck me my sarong almost see through people gonna see my ass tomorrow fuuuuucckkkkk

How would you post in /asean/

Why do ugly comedians have pretty wives
It's not fair

I literally have JAV-like sex everyday but I want new pussy, the fuck is wrong with me.

Like we’ve done all the normal jav positions…but when I see a new girl my dick just wants.

I only live in the monastery for 4 days, lol. Nothingburger. But i also clean shaven and follow dasasila. I pray so that i might marry a wife as pretty as bgirlcocoa

mfw only qt spotted at the wedding was a bus girl

couldnt chat her up since we were both busy

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

We have monastery?

Weekends being sick are the worst.

when will my sideburns connect with my goatee

Vihara, but it able to host 23 monk. So its pretty good. My precept tomorrow is a sri lankan

My goatee doesn't even connect
How do you do it

impossible. you will only look like a degenerate

i have a sideburn but it is only on the right side

The term "rotten-tail kids" has emerged to describe young graduates who, unable to secure jobs commensurate with their education, find themselves in low-paying positions or reliant on parental support.

I honestly have no idea who's jewing who at this point

I want to have rough sex with melai cantiveros

Why are Bisayans the only Filipinos that can breed white women, meanwhile Tagalogs will gladly sell their sisters virginity just so they can afford the pagpag made from jolibee for once.

what a graduate can do, i can also do

I don't see myself reaching 30.

what a graduate can do, i can also do

except graduating lmao

most hr hiring system won't even accept your application

oh my god
this guy man
really started comparing now to the 1930's and naziism
acting like the fucking sky is falling cause they got a 10% tariff
youtube.com/watch?v=Mx6xo9n-mfw

get well soon anon

Too bad you're a tnagalog.

Not having a college degree in the Philippines is like being a Jew in Germany 1945

Is someone birthday today?

...Is TESDA useless then?

NHH

Tangalogs

uneducated

druggies

born hateful

cucktholics

Bisayans

educated and intelligent

conservative

trad

respectful and pleasant to live with

not cucktholics

And what are you then? A Shitposting Nazi soldier with a Diploma from a Diploma Mill?

TRVKE

Nah he's just being the most honest politician in the world currently.
If you think Trump tarrifs is nothingburger then you're being brainwashed by whatever you're getting your info from. Read a bit of economic books and you'd understand nothing good would come out from Trump's fiasco.

i wasn't listening desu

Don't go ruining your life man, you'd feel how lucky you were when you lost it all.
Talk to your wife, try some kinky shit to spice up your sex life. But don't go into stupid shit with big risk like swinging, so much to lose for so little to gain.

Comrade Trump has made China great again.

Be smart.
Get the hell out of the United States NOW.

Why don't you go there and find out?

...You're useless.

And (You) will die useless to anyone.
And also because of that, you will go straight to fucking Hell.

TRVKE

naziism? really? who exactly is supposed to be the nazi anyway. is he saying trump is acting like a nazi or creating the environment for nazis to arrive in some other country? like what does that even mean
and china's never abided by free trade. china has been doing this and worse for decades but when america finally decides theyre suddenly the evil ones? how exactly is it a good thing for this country for outsourcing outsourcing outsourcing. constantly being told oh we cant produce it in the us cause an already profitable company needs to make even greater profits. when industry goes overseas the edge and knowledge slows starts to go elsewhere too.
i mean either this singapore guy wants america to be some model of freedom, human rights, and free trade or he just wants the economics benefits from the us. and im willing to bet it's the latter and doesnt give a shit or doesnt believe in any of the former.

Caging if so

dried mango is so good

painfully relatable.. it's fucked how they require a janitor to have a bachelor's degree

why is there a mutt poltard here

R8 my progress

He looks better on the left

Or have a multitude of experience of acting like a retard online like (You) do.

come on even despite what anyone thinks of the tariffs calling americans nazis or accusing them of creating nazis is clearly highly inflammable and provocative

Did you know the Philippines exports its shows to other SEA countries? If so, have you watched any of them?

Ive watched VMX yes

Why do people pretend 80kg is fat

pinoy pride

Post your denim jacket

Such lovely cupid-bow lip

Because you guys barely reach 190 cm, even 175 cm

I only watched both of these

I'm 178cm loh jo :*

I forgot this one as well.
Don't know why the tv channel only air her show

Currently watching the cute horse girl anime

You didn't see my perfectly u shaped chin?

i remember a show about a poor kid that become a superpower hero with blue hair, do you know the title?

hangin with my cousin readin dirty magazines

dub, and you fuck your cousin in the ass

filipina sex

You have to love yourself first. Isn't it true that you don't love yourself enough yet? The truth is you're too ashamed of yourself, right? The simplest way to start overcoming that is to exercise daily. Do 10 pushups right now.
So that you can reward yourself.
I'm sorry, but even though you think that, it doesn't make it true.
You are going to make it.
Please ignore Eastern Mediterranean nations. Love SEA.

I am a UK graduate with a degree and masters. I refused to apply for jobs during COVID because everyone wanted da VAXSNEED. Now I'm an unemployable loser who scams the disability system.

In my country

White woman bobba

please stop giving the SEAmens (You)s

White roasties are only available to 6 foot plus (184cm?) since ~2010 when social media got popular in white countries. If you are brown and under 6 foot it is over for you

t. 175cm

was only referring to 2d white woman.
Don't care about 3d one

immigrants who don't speak native language(s) and nepotism take secure jobs

people who don't want unemployment benefits forced to work shitty jobs just because

filipino job

rewarding yourself

lol

Just learned about this game. You niggas should try it.
www.geogridgame.com

It another episode of Diaspora gets shit talked about because they refuse to take their village of hick cousins out on a holiday paid vacation.

nice virus

virus

aint clicking that shit

virus

It's not but sure whatever you faggots

Me and Your sister

Remittance arriving on 27 :)

what kind of a cuckold bitch goes and works in another country and sends THEIR money to someone else back home

LOL

you know how many horror stories ive been told of hey let's have a barbecue today and then the entire extended family shows up
or hey let's build a house and then 3 of her relatives decide to become your dependents
or hey let's go to a restaurant and you end up getting a bill for 15 people
it's all with the same assumption of "this guy is from x country he can afford it"
and then it doesnt get sated after the first time it just gets worse
best policy is just to refuse outright

ngl it was pretty fun

the only show that comes to mind is super inggo i dont remember if his hair turns blue tho

When the night has come
And the land is dark

holy kek. no fucking way!!! they actually referenced that iconic scene from the gloriously shitty 2000s porn movie. (the legendary air conditioner repairman)
every millennial dude in my cunt is gonna instantly recognize this reference.

Big Thai Cock

BTC

I too have been part of those stories. It like they somehow think they are entitled to our money. Then when we refuse they say we are stuck up.

Pengen ngentot

This island is more malay than flip. Malaysia should take their rightful ancestral clay when the rest of the archipelago is busy dealing with chink invaders.

Mindanao would drag Malaysian hdi by - 1

lol good luck convincing them to invade AND govern that sub-saharan shithole

Sos cili

Is mindanao that bad? They said there are no drug addicts in Davao, which is already better than my narco state just south of Manila.

give the entire island of Mindanao independence

tropical Mad Max unironically happens

So excited for another South Sudan ngl

Manileño cope. Davao alone can carry the entire island into the first world. BARMM is unironically more first world than Manila.

choco oatmeal with ice cream for dinner

Davao alone can carry the entire island into the first world.

Do you live in Davao? Are you muslim?

go to sleep, wagies
tomollo mr.lim throw a party for his son's birthday and you must attend it

I am unfortunately still stuck here in narcostate shithole NCR but I am making plans to escape to the last vestige of civilized society:
youtube.com/watch?v=E9HMMsygGRc
youtube.com/watch?v=cA2yx666Fus
youtube.com/watch?v=RMH48Pl0ubI

im scrolling on reddit

Davao alone can carry the entire island into the first world.

Yeah, after the Duterte warlords massacre everyone who oppesed them lol

i mean im not saying that anon was engaging in it
but one thing that's always bothered me about the whole eat the rich rhetoric is that 98% of the people who say it do it more out of envy than out of any righteousness which they themselves possess
if they were put in the same position they wouldnt act any better and quite often even worse
they just werent put in a position to do much harm and therefore considered poor and more of a "victim" by society

Damn.. I didn't know Davao looked that good and there's basically 0 trash everywhere unlike Luzon. Except for the jeepneys, I wish we could get rid if them.

imagine being the only functioning city in the country

Imagine sucking dut cock like an unironic faggot, lmao

imagine not having pagpag or squatters or drugged up muggers every block you walk

wish i could move to davao but i dont know the dialect and how to go there

also why every bisaya that i know always happen to be malibog

Of course you know what one of my cousins said to me.

You know if you guys didn’t move to America your family would be poorer than my family.

It would probably be true but still shows you a little bit of what they think inside.

VHG THE PAPVA BHARAT OF THE SOVTH...

I am currently learning Cebuano and will look for jobs while there. Look at this shit, already mogging all opportunities in Manila at the first result