/brit/

gemmy

nigger

is it the aussie power hour yet?

Sir Nigel John Dermot “Sam” Neill

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Go to your own thread you cunt

Your flag is on my flag ergo I am allowed to post here. In conclusion, get fucked cunt.

watching the adverts on the sunderland sheffield match and simultaneously posting here and on spee as a form of dopamine maxxing might start using my feet to wank

Going to drop a fucking bullet behind your eyes kid don’t fuck with me

get on the drugs and alcohol

watching tv

watching dive grass

state
Can smell your shitty boxers from here

Heartattacktoil looming

Just spat out a wade of green phlegm
Felt great

Right I'm bored and want to buy something. Maybe a game. Any suggestions.

EU4

catberg just yawned and stunk up the whole house with his mouth smell

no one cares, nigel

Ever considered buying an air-fryer. There's a thought.

need mjoll the lioness to fart in mouth mouth

is it true that in the uk everything italian is run by albanians everything greek is ran by egyptians and everything turkish is ran by kurds and arabs

Any sensitive young man in

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i used to go to an italian restaurant ran by italians
or i don't know if it was ran by them but the workers were italian

get some dentihex, dental disease is no joke

That New York Times article arguing Ms. Rachel, a white American pre-k teacher, could be funded by Hamas because she showed kindness and affection to a 3-year old Gazan orphan who lost her legs in an Israeli terror bombing has left me at a loss for words. I know the NY Times is Zionist controlled, but the Jews behind this specific accusation are foul, sick, psychotic, severely mentally ill -- I can't find words to describe it. We have a right to question whether they are even human...

More like Ee eww phwoar *tries to wave the cat mouth smell away from my face*

Fall.

Anguish!!!

That's a bloke

Business idea: Tex mex restaurants staffed by colombians

I actually have one and use it a lot
The map paint simulator?

Kil Krook.

Sitting in the sun listening to Vampire Weekend

That Norwegian.

might wank the willard later

Jews really enjoy murdering innocent civilians

Ironic flag

how big is he?

How do Yanks know about Morrisey? He's not done tours there has he? Since he hates America.

about 6 inches last time i checked

Are you retarded

Might become a Anon Babble mong

Moz is ours

tatiana maslany sex arse

Might go buy reefer

Jesus those calves

nothing make me smile more than seeing some Palestinian childs limbs fly off in twelve different directions

Reddit Rorke talking about Islam again

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Spoiler that hog

Ok, I admit. XD.

wearing a h&m t shirt which i've had for 10 years surpised it's held up this well

Does anyone here drive? Driving instructor is teaching me to get the clutch into the biting point, then use the accelerator but I swear that isn't right and could lead to stalling?

Am I on time?

instinctively knew this was an australian made thread the moment i saw it in the catalog

no that's how it's done

Lads, where do you stand on the combination of beans and tuna mayo? acceptable?

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You are not North Atlantic.

Superior Swedish quality, mate

mad yanks call fringes bangs

waste of perfectly good beans

headlines these days...

starmer set to...

uk plans to

plans in motion to...

trump could....

and then literally nothing happens but retards swallow this shit right up

Fight the lord.

a second beer and then onto the vino i think

Brits be on a date and be like
"I'mma pop to the Loo love"

Grab her.

Starmer is a puppet for the true mastermind behind the scenes. He's the Darth Vader to the Dark Lord Blair. The brutal enforcer, who brings down the full force of the Law.

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Sucking a coffee lads

LOL good one mate

don't mix grape and grain

Do you play Chess while having sex?

Americans on a date be like
"Hey Scooter, I'm going to visit the little girls room! "

suckoffee

been called "sybau" a lot online recently
just googled it and found out it means something else

they've done it for thousands of years and why not i say

Art

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I will steal your soul.

Imagine doing that. Imagine shagging and playing chess at the same time. Maybe some nerds get off on that.

who are "they"?

methol how i would rather look at the tiddies that one of humanity's greatest works when they juxtaposed

bastion of free speech

flip fanny is good

Live.

any arsewank man in?

BIG BLACK COCK SUPREMACY

the lads and ladettes

Kek.

Fuckin' hell I've gotten myself into a kerfuffle on the way to the Loo

blackcel

are you a button mushroom man? a chestnut? a portobello? a porcini perhaps?

Out to Tesco. You lads want owt

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size of that bonce

My dad is Irish and my mum is Nigerian

XD.

would you do it?

Saving the good ones for a dinner party with the in-laws

I've discovered the wonderful world of dried mushrooms lately

Really elevated my cooking and they're even convenient

is your mum yoruba?

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Where is da pink pussy duh?

FAGGOTS and peas!

Just like that it's gone to the dogs.

if 30 billion enough to kill every other billionaire on the planet? yes if so

corr yes nan's sorted me out

ROCKETMAAAAAN

dread to think what your life is like

corrrrrr

You gotta have faith or get your head off your body.

Find it funny that you NEET freaks think this would be easy when you’re even more addicted to short term dopamine fixes than normies
This would drive any human insane and ruin the rest of their life

It's pure satire but none of you get it because you're all autistic.

ended up buying 450 quid headphones from currys

Papatu. XD.

which ones
i just have me airpods

Remember lads, hesitation is defeat

Thoughts?

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On one hand, I was held in a jail cell alone over a weekend (2.5 days) and was crying by the end of it. On the other, I think if you know there is a reward on the end you can spend the time planning your future.

Nothing makes sense. Very close.

shmeffield shmunited

Bose QuietComfort Ultra

Would do maths problems in my head, probably using sauces from my food to write equations on the walls

Run fucker. Bam.

my kinda stinky braphog woman

Homeless bloke who begs on the nearby roundabout looks an absolute fucking state, face has cuts/scratches everywhere, no idea if it's drug abuse or he's getting beat up by other homeless, all very grim

Break everything. Look up. Shsh.

more sad than cringe, no?

Brown biomass.

Mate....

in the bigger cities, the homeless have battles with each other. Alchies, hard druggies, and the genuine downtrodden ones don't get along and fight for space.

SUNDERLAND

Yes lad?

Brown biomass

Jeg.

Helperlad happy
Helperlad womfy

Have you ever been to Austria?

Probably, he used to beg on another roundabout but some gypsies' there all the time now, might have got a battering from his walking stick

UND DAS HEISST
ERIKA!

north east living well

Sunderland

What?

Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.

Kek
White wing supremacist

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Got the Italian.

The Zionists have basically smeared Jews for the next hundred years by claiming that showing compassion for murdered babies is anti-semitism

animals standing up for their country because Britons won't

You are bothering me.

Rorke, don't look up Blue Peter in 2025

A while back I saw a Jeet or some type of Jeet looking brown begging at redlights

cope on you greasy nonce

Mess.

kill yourself, you will not be missed, and will do the most beneficial thing you can do for society.

Why are you posting here when you can post in pretty much the same place without the cuck spam?

all cromwell had to do to drive the oirish to extinction was let them vote lmao

um

Have you ever been to Bulgaria?

Was just there

catberg wondering where the late afternoon sun's gone

should I bum him tonight? getting paid for it if it happens

??

ah yes delete the tit but leave the rest of the shite up. good one

Easier than ever for you to keep your kids from the BBC

Phone thief. XD?

What is your interest in this place?

Qatar controls our foreign policy decisions.

Russia is behind mass immigration to the West.

Hamas is paying Ms Rachel to be nice to Gazan children.

Chicoms are trying to get you to blame Jews and the US government.

And if you don't agree it's because you're a third worldist/race communists/Muslim/brown or something....

Waffle..

not moving to Anon Babble
he can spam all he wants, i'm just not moving

Apply.

High schoolers think it's funny to self-report being transgender.

This makes estimates of trans percentages and other stats unreliable.

Students who self-report as trans also frequently report being blind 7-foot-tall crackheads who belong to a gang and never visit the dentist.

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Bulgaria is a cool name and also they are an Orthodox Christian nation and they were the first Slavs to be Christianized.

physically cringe whenever i see "yookay"

Unfortunately there was a heretical gnostic cult called the Bogomils and they were from Bulgaria but that doesn't mean all Bulgarians are bad.

I will be Jack the ripper.

right who's sucking cock tonight?

These gnostic cults such as the Bogomils and Cathars did some extremely evil and nasty stuff, things so abhorrent I shan't describe it.

might suck the pooey lube off my dildo after it comes out me arse

spent all day programming some code

sir sadiq khan got me on the ulez camera for my fart emissions while running

to do what?

Ok.

revving up the gay porn

3rd wnak of the day

I am not Enjoying this.

Is egypt toby or heather?

you have to be a literal demon or a monster from another dimension to support israel
if you meet one in person run away as fast as you can because they might legit kill you and are probably serial killers

Opinions on Himmlerian Exterminationist National Socialism?

Where's the pussy?

Himmler practiced occult magic which is a terrible sin.

wank me off

Stop using my BBC.

James Bond film where he’s on a mission to stop the backlash mostly peaceful muslims following a mass terror attack, trying to get a church choir to learn the words to Don’t Look Back in Anger.

The antagonist is an angry relative of someone who died in the terror attack and who needs to be discredited and not allowed near the watching cameras.

Bond girl is a fat Nigerian Troon

Lots of Brits, Deano and Bazza types, are flooding Bulgaria, even Albania, lately for cheap holidays and booze. Spain, Croatia, and Portugal have got too expensive for our lower classes searching for the sun.

The jacobin is using woke right in the right way. The people trying to destroy Ms Rachel are Jews in the Trump admin and GOP who want to use boycotts, deplatforming, slander, doxing and FBI harassment to get Ms Rachel to stop praying for the children of Gaza on her popular show.

Christianity is Jewish malware

The Satanic military general Michael Aquino did a magic ritual in Himmler's castle to summon spirits. Also Aquino was the leader of psychological operations.

If you accept the reality that Nordics are the most beautiful of the White race then you must also accept the logical conclusion that non-White untermenschen should not exist. It's only due to capitalist greed and Christian ethics that billions of non-whites are currently flooding the globe.

To this day, no game scratches my itch for rpg pvp other than WoW pvp

Drinking alone in the park someone egg me on and make by Day more interesting

bed time for me in probably 4 or 5 hours x

Typpa shit.

link the article, i think you might be overexaggerating a little

was browsing Anon Babble a couple of hours ago and just found on my screen the worst of all things someone was actually posting. now I'm paranoid I can be in trouble for it just being on my screen

I see (You)

Where the bois at?

Fuark nice black arse lucky aah white boy

Nosferatu is the Romanian word for vampire.

yall niggas mad neurodivergent fr

christ /brit/ is fucking terrible at this time of day

Mental how someone made the "British food looks like the Germans are still flying overhead" joke and millions of retarded twitter users are still making the same joke every day

Goran

Eating some iced cream

It's not controversial to say Nelson Mandela was installed by the US and UK. Were it not for the judeo-capitalist Washington controlled IMF subsidizing black genocide against whites Mandela's regime would've fallen early on.

/brit/ is famous for it's dense poster base of successful career men and shaggers who are all out enjoying their saturday evening

I am. Wifeberg made me get diagnosed so that our kid could more easily get diagnosed should he be a crazy adhd weirdo like I was/am and get treated better by the education system

Yeah pass on those genes, great idea lad

Fell for the Jewish tricks again award

Brown biomass.

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link

Robert level.

I want to post a picture where I am enjoying my Saturday but my photos are too large how do I make them below 4 megabytes

another fella who's begging me for a bumming

Put the 100% in England. XD.

put the co-op steak pie in the oven

I didn't fall for anything I can just point to it whenever I get in trouble for something I say/do at work

could have air fried it in half the time

You could burn your computer and it wouldn't make a difference because your internet provider knows you accessed that page. Just delete it from history and move on.

Otherwise I am gonna die.

ermm
what the fork

hope Israel continues to flatten gaza hope Palestine is wiped off the face of the earth

I thought air friars were a Brit meme but I'm starting to see them mentioned everywhere now

is bing broken

BRITS EAT LIKE THE GERMANS ARE STILL FLY OVER HEAD LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I am Ivar The Boneless.

they're elite unless you're cooking for 3+ people

consider a countertop convection oven next time

Henry VIII closed down the friaries

american black peepo be spending 20k on "prom"
fascinating creatures

yeah if you're cooking for 3 plus people you need two air fryers

If I ruined it on TA my guess they would have blamed me.

Wish people were honest like this. The reality is most people hope that things like this actually happened and they tiptoe around it and say things like it's not genocide or call anti-Semitism

so true

Agreed
Israel is peng, Palestine is grim

vile kike
humanity hates you

Cheap, like the faggots out there say.

Genuinely don't care about Israel-Palestine and wish we could tell them to both to fuck off. But our system has to juggle the interests of rich jews and imported moslems.

Wish I had an old phone where I could record video and it would be like one megabyte for a whole minute and show you what I get up to when I drink but I'm not editing videos on my phone right now

It's very funny how 1930s German fascists thought Britain was ruled by an iron fisted Nordicist aristocracy

literally everyone on planet earth hates jews and israel
only jews and people paid by jews defend israel

The craziest thing is that Jews have benefited from the Holocaust of four of the last 50 years and their currently committing one