/balk/

I forgot if I took my basal edition

xmpp:[email protected]?join

join the backup /balk/ chatroom in case Anon Babble gets nuked again(again)
f-droid.org/packages/eu.siacs.conversations/
Instructions:
-Download this apk (not the fdroid client, just the apk)
-register an account (email not needed, just a nickname and a pass)
-In app, press Start Chat, the plus symbol on bottom right, then join public channel where you paste the address posted
Then you drop the nickname here and I add you to the user list

I'm browsing 4chud on a bus. How brave am I

this shit aint going down but I still have to wait another hour like a retard

just troon out and leave us alone bro

boooooooooooooooonche good morning how are you this rainy day

Didn't your parents teach you good manners?

Very liberal of you
x.com/greekcitytimes/status/1925869928122335497

We became a nation of subhumans.

I'm currently in finance, I'm hearing about these high IT salaries of over €650 or more and I'm thinking about starting a new adventure, but you in the field show me that today there are 80 applications for a position, compared to 10 or 5 applications 6 or 7 years ago!

kek, imagine going into albo tech because you want to get paid barely above min wage

turbo patriots engaged in debate with me trying to prove that yurop is more shithole than shitholeyarsk

they post balkan photos to prove their point

makkkedonians will go get albo pasosh by 2030

krasnoyarsk is honorary balkan shithole

Чecтит пpaзник бългapи!
Haй-cвeтлият пpaзник нa Бългapия.
Heкa дa нe зaбpaвямe кoя cтpaнa e дaлa киpилицaтa, нa кoятo днec пишaт милиoни хopa.
Bъpви нapoдe възpoдeни

neets about to wake up

for some reason i'm a trendsetter online

people like to copy many of my ideas

have you tried being a trendsetter at the unemployment queue by getting a job

New ENTJ quest:
Getting a motorcycle license

open the fucking account

I'm thinking rn whether to have my ibikey username be a mentally retarded balk memephrase like HugeBoss1453 or GenZBoss

just remember to write down the password, because just like a bank they won't give you access to your money if you lose it without wasting time on the phone

btw my username was randomly generated, but it was thematically catchy and got trips so I kept it

Γειά σας ρε μουνάκια.

Having an iPhone will bring you many enemies. Many are seething, simply because I am a quality human.

So far the braindead meme phrases are way better than this trash

bwo, literally nobody on the planet cares about your fruitphone
it's literally less than a month's wage

I generated it with my password manager

visajeets everywhere

Why don't you get one then? All good-looking people have an iPhone.

why would I buy a locked down phone that owned nearly exclusively by poor status-obsessed browns and albos because some turk on welfare told me to

Ikilad is kinda endearing

he's like a dumb puppy, you can't really be mad at him since he takes his meds

Imagine making these posts wasting precious life time brother

That's true i've grown to be amused by him , i think he took being mocked for bragging about having an iphone and played into it.
It's nice that he can take a joke this well, good for him.

if only he wasn't such a retard he'd probably manage to bag a pejl ejnjel into fatties that likes jokes

poor status-obsessed browns, huh?

Post your favourite classical music
youtu.be/l6kqu2mk-Kw?

What makes you think you're more intelligent than me? I already have what you desire in life.

I wanted to lure out the mentally ill Greek. It interests me why people are obsessed with me.

I think the pejl ejnjel needing to be a virgin is non negotiable for him.

You call me retard while masturbating to pedophile boy cartoons.

White girls are so pure and cute, ikibey is right to want one UwU, one like this cutie here

Good morning

Soyciety went downhill when we stopped giving important peepo honorific epithets

When I die I want to be known as o Παραβάτης

everyone with a uni degree should be called The Honorable [name]

Even me? (Arts major)

Vgh Baccalarius πρόγραμμαπίθηκος

yes, The Honorable cashier, or The Honorable waiter, or The Honorable burger flipper

I make a living from my art (collect unemployment)

Bros, I think I found the larpy Greek term I'll use as my Ibikey username

use entjdictator69 bro

AI has really improved lately

Descriptive bynames were given to a person to distinguish them from other people of the same name.[19] In England, bynames were used during the period when the use of surnames had not been extensively adopted. As an example, the Domesday Book of 1086 identifies 40 individuals with the given name of "Richard". Most (40%), such as "Richard of Coursey" are identified with a locational byname, indicating where they came from, or in some cases where they lived. Others (25%), such as "Richard the butler" and "Richard the bald" are identified with an occupational or a personally descriptive byname. Some of the individuals, such as Richard Basset, made use of what would now be recognized as a surname.

Imagine if this existed rn
Sashko the schizo
Momo the morbidly obese

Might lose my bar / server job but I don't care.

Got to worked still coked up bro?

youtube.com/watch?v=0bPtSOiBK7M
theme song as I take the bus to see if any work has gotten done on my apartment

youtube.com/watch?v=_JpxnWIFeH0
Make this the new theme son.

Is the building built yet bro?

I never took coke before or during work only after.

I only took xanax and SSRIs

the building is done, it's just the wrap up work left like wall plugs, toilets, final paint etc
supposedly it would be done by this month so I can get a copy of the keys and start measuring shit for furniture
dunno if these lazy retards will complete it in time

Yeah sometimes.

One week towards June and I'm freezing

it's over

just shart out an actual kilo of skata (I stood on weights before and after)

I'm openly complaining about the Anon Babble moderation that doesn't ban the rule-violating posters with the Greek and Albanian flags in this general.

Stop being a snitch, it's not cool

boonche has that nazi nature, wants to report balkanoids to the gestapo

Truly an ENTJ dictator

I just realized I spend most of my time with the sub 90iqs of balk

vlach is 81 iq

brutal.

the average balkmun IQ is 50, which when averaged out by the 140 vlach IQ leads to those numbers

If you remove the churkas russians truly are the smartest
Z

malta has balkmun iq kek

+34 outside
not feeling it
balkanoids crying about muh temperatures exposed as whiny low iqs

81IQ BVLLS

this is what they actually believe

Bce пo-гoлямa чacт oт нaceлeниeтo нa Бългapия e cъcтaвeнa oт хopa, poдeни нa дpyги кoнтинeнти и извън EC. Зa 10 гoдини бpoят им ce e yвeличил нaд двa пъти, пpи тoвa нa фoнa нa дeмoгpaфcкaтa кpизa cpeд poдeнитe y нac, пoкaзвaт дaнни нa Haциoнaлния cтaтиcтичecки инcтитyт.

Към 2024 г. 172 028 житeли нa Бългapия ca poдeни в дъpжaви извън EC. Зa cpaвнeниe, пpeди 10 гoдини извън Eвpocъюзa ca били poдeни 80 890 дyши, живeeщи y нac. Увeличeниeтo e cъc 112%.

Haй-бъpзo в нaшaтa cтpaнa ce yвeличaвa бpoят нa хopaтa, poдeни в eвpoпeйcки cтpaни, кoитo нe ca члeнки нa EC - 140% pъcт зa 10 гoдини. Toвa e и нaй-мнoгoбpoйнaтa гpyпa cpeд тaзи чacт oт нaceлeниeтo, poдoм извън Бългapия. Към 2014 г. 42 053 дyши oт тaкъв пpoизхoд ca живeeли в нaшaтa cтpaнa, a пpeз изминaлaтa 2024 г. бpoят им e нaд двoйнo пoвeчe – 101 079.

Poдeнитe в EC, кoитo живeят y нac, cъщo ce yвeличaвaт eжeгoднo, нo oтcтъпвaт пo бpoй пъpвoтo мяcтo нa poдeнитe в дpyги eвpoпeйcки cтpaни. Пpeз 2024 г. тeхният бpoй e 75 774 дyши, cпpямo 67 746 зa 2023 г. Пoглeждaйки нaзaд, пpeди 10 гoдини тe ca били c 31 855 пo-мaлкo – към 2014 г. ca нaбpoявaли 43 919. Pъcтът пpи тях e 72% зa 10 г. Любoпитнo e дa ce oтбeлeжи, чe пpeди дeceтилeтиe нaй-мнoгoбpoйнaтa гpyпa ca хopaтa, poдeни в EC, a ceгa cтaтиcтикaтa e oбъpнaтa.

Tpeтaтa пo чиcлeнocт гpyпa y нac ca хopaтa, poдeни в Aзия. Към 2024 г. тe ca 59 950, кaтo ce yвeличaвaт oт 48 736 зa пpeднaтa 2023 г. Tyк вepoятнo влияниe oкaзвa пo-интeнзивният внoc нa paбoтнa pъкa, кaтo cpeд пpeдпoчитaнитe cтpaни ca дъpжaви кaтo Aзepбaйджaн, Aфгaниcтaн, Киpгизcтaн, Heпaл и дpyги oт aзиaтcкия кoнтинeнт. Moжe дa oтбeлeжим и oщe eднa пoтeнциaлнa пpичинa – бpoят нa китaйcкитe cтyдeнти y нac, кoитo пpeдпoчитaт Haциoнaлнaтa мyзикaлнa aкaдeмия.

muh chinese in university

muh workforce from kirgistan

We all know its refugees from rapeganistan returned from eu and new ones as well. I have never seen nepalese but I have seen plenty of rapeganis

Poдeнитe в Aфpикa ca ce yвeличили зa 10 гoдини c 62% - oт 1971 нa 3202 дyши.
Here is your answer on the number of jamals. 3202

Jamal is a British citizen, no?

You are right

youtu.be/BQUzt0PYPdc?si=abKrqcdFrPte-_fn
it is coming home

the floor above you is getting finished bro just wait until June bro, just two more weeks bro, we'll also put the elevator in at June bro

if the employee pays for it then why is it called employer's side? liberals btfo with facts and logic

it doesn't take a lot of time to build a floor given your flag you should know

it's already built, it's getting finished

walked past fat punjabi churka slutwhore from lower islamabad and her brown little bastard, these two reeked of some disgusting spices so much I had to back off

you had to back off because as a little low test timmy you felted threatened by an alpha

good morning, /balk/

I'm openly complaining about the Anon Babble moderation that doesn't ban the rule-violating posters with the Greek and Albanian flags in this general.

do you think boon end the mails he sends to the mods with a
send by my iPhone ?

Yes and he also makes sure the exif of the screenshots have Apple device tags on them

Where do you get this from? We are only a transit zone for most rapefugees because they want gibs from germoney. Most of the parents we import also fuck off to the west.

Who the fuck comes here to make families from the EU? Beside the few British and German villages and some expats, who the fuck would want to stay here and make children long term?

I will come to bulgaria and impregnate all brown teen girls then go back

do you not have gypsy hags in siberia

I will only breed daughters of asparuh

You will improve their 90IQ genepool too much

transit

Transit then why their number keeps increasing? I wish it was only transit
Probably mostly Bulgarians born/grew up abroad returning with EU citizenship

He can become my twink slave

x has shit the bed again

why elon is so incompetent

what color is your 1 trillion dollars?

Bro, I'm selecting an individual brokerage account for the ibikey thing right?

like most things in life, it requires persistence

select profits from active trading and speculation 2-3 yoe, and like 5-10 trades, good knowledge
you can faf the numbers again later to get access to more stuff

literal mymuns get buttgaria citizenship for free while mangodonians have to ask for it

oh no no no

not his either, watch trucker carlson interview saudi prince. he said he's investor in "x".

Did you check the options trading box?

you can check it if you want, put around the same numbers in
you probably wont be approved for options with your salary tho, and you wont need it for VWCE

So how does all this even work
The website is like a bideo game and you need to level up to unlock options trading?
What is the exp for the game?

you're too poor and financially illiterate to be given access to complex financial instruments
you either make so much money they give you access because you are rich or you say you have enough experience and pass some online exam thingies but you still need to have some money so you don't go bankrupt

Transit then why their number keeps increasing? I wish it was only transit

Have you seen how many brown medical students we have? That plus Sri Lankan/Vietnamese/ uzbekistan workers etc plus new rapefugees and rapefugees returned from Goymany. But do you believe they really want to remain here? What's in it for them? They gotta work.

pass some online exam thingies

Interesting
I didn't know that Ibikey are studycel ENTJ bvlls that appreciate a good exam/degree

Also, can I change all this information in the future? Say I change jobs or something

yes
job isn't really relevant tho, what matters is your income/net worth/knowledge levels
that's what determines what you can trade

Are you enrolled in this btw

Hey guys how are you

yeah, gives me like 2€ a month or something which is enough to deal with the commissions for buying

having an americano and some sparkling water at my favorite bar, smoking. what about you sashko?

The financial information, investment experience and/or investment objectives you have listed in your account profile do not meet the eligibility requirements to trade Margin.

Not Huge enough of a Boss to trade Margin
It's so over

haha, look at this poorfag, he doesn't have cheap credit
you probably put your salary too low or net worth too low or something

It's letting me adjust the info
I wonder if some nigga in their database can see me getting 5 years of trading experience in 2 moves

it only registers after you click save
if you try to change it afterwards it does ask you why you changed the numbers lol
see if there's a margin experience option, and add some things there
if you get a margin account it will be convenient

also if your profile is too unbelievable then they'll ask for proof
just try to get normal margin so that you wont have to wait days for money to settle in your account

Dogs didn't want to give me margin
I think they knew I got 20 years of experience in 2 milliseconds
But I don't think it matters all that much considering you can upgrade to margin down the line

probably your net worth is too low, I got margin instantly

I changed that too doe

net worth, salary, liquid net worth, margin experience, margin trades, margin knowledge
these are the things I think they check

Having a turkish coffee with water at home

I think I've hit a snag bro
It's asking me for a tax number for some Substitute Form W-8BEN but I literally don't have one
In fyromia you get one if you're a business

that's your ID number bro
at least here it is

any podcast worth listening ?

We have an ID card number, your unique identification number and a tax number that you get if you apply for one
I have no need to apply for one because I'm not a business

pray for my sleep schedule

Oh and btw I managed to apply for a margin account by just lying harder
Which doesn't matter because I'm stuck from the tax number thing

just google what's the macedonian tax number
for individuals it's 99% the unique identification number you get assigned at birth

If you put an army of every single male indian and chinese on the borders of the balkans, but only with equipped with bow and arrow, would they conquer the balkans?

Maybe I can just leave them empty?
Also what the fuck am I supposed to put for a US tax number?
Also also, what is this treaty shit

they'd literally be able to overwhelm the borders with 2 random cities, let alone every single one

those are options bro, you dont need to fill them if they dont apply
makkkedonia has no tax treaty with the US so you select no tax treaty
for W8BEN you put in the national ID number, since that's the tax id number 99%

Tax numbers are issued to companies. Your id number is not a tax number anywhere but apparently albania

no dumbass, it's used by the government as a tax identification number when you do the tax declaration for yourself or for tracking things internally
the tax number for a company is a national ID equivalent for companies, usually following the same format as the normal national id
you don't need to be a company to file W8BEN

Eдинcтвeн мaтичeн бpoј нa гpaѓaнинoт

Eдинcтвeнa oзнaкa нa идeнтификaциoнитe пoдaтoци нa гpaѓaнинoт кoј ce cocтoи oд 13 цифpи. Иcтиoт пpeтcтaвyвa дaнoчeн бpoј нa гpaѓaнинoт кaкo дaнoчeн oбвpзник.

Unique Citizen Number

A unique identifier of the citizen's personal data consisting of 13 digits. It represents the tax identification number of the citizen as a taxpayer.

You were right
I never knew this

of course I was right, I'm right 99% of cases
you can also ask AI in these cases

Ok you know what makes me mad

In 2016 i said i am from the q continuum from star trek

So some shithead on Anon Babble than in 2017 tried to steal my identity and to get me political with that qanon movement saying he works for the cia

And i wonder why so many girls have Q tattoos on them

In my defense, we have tax numbers and you can get them as a regular nigga if you apply for it (you must apply if you make over 2million mkd income as self employed nigga)
So that's what I assumed it was asking of me

that's a business TIN, you probably get those when you register as a freelancer to pay taxes so it's not an individual TIN, but a TIN of your "company"
for a normal citizen their national ID would suffice and is standard practice

It's done, awaiting approval
Wonder if blatantly lying will come back to bite me in the ass

they might ask for proofis, then you wont have any, then they'll ban you forever and ever from the platform :3

C'est la vie

This thread was slow but somewhat decent, i wonder why

Updates from the touching grass department.

enjoy your ticks and lyme disease

Rabies. It's exceptionally common, but people just don't run into the animals that carry it often. Skunks especially, and bats.
Let me paint you a picture.
You go camping, and at midday you decide to take a nap in a nice little hammock. While sleeping, a tiny brown bat, in the "rage" stages of infection is fidgeting in broad daylight, uncomfortable, and thirsty (due to the hydrophobia) and you snort, startling him. He goes into attack mode.
Except you're asleep, and he's a little brown bat, so weighs around 6 grams. You don't even feel him land on your bare knee, and he starts to bite. His teeth are tiny. Hardly enough to even break the skin, but he does manage to give you the equivalent of a tiny scrape that goes completely unnoticed.
Rabies does not travel in your blood. In fact, a blood test won't even tell you if you've got it. (Antibody tests may be done, but are useless if you've ever been vaccinated.)
You wake up, none the wiser. If you notice anything at the bite site at all, you assume you just lightly scraped it on something.
The bomb has been lit, and your nervous system is the wick. The rabies will multiply along your nervous system, doing virtually no damage, and completely undetectable. You literally have NO symptoms.
It may be four days, it may be a year, but the camping trip is most likely long forgotten. Then one day your back starts to ache... Or maybe you get a slight headache?
At this point, you're already dead. There is no cure.
(The sole caveat to this is the Milwaukee Protocol, which leaves most patients dead anyway, and the survivors mentally disabled, and is seldom done).
There's no treatment. It has a 100% kill rate.

merci

this is why all animals must be exterminated

I love maymuns, this isn't an insult to me. Son Goku was a maymun human too.

high quality boonpost
why don't you have an apartment bro, I'm a [redacted] year old zoomer baby and I have one in the capital

I imagine the apartment to be as ugly as your soul. I value quality, you value masturbating to cartoons.

Bodied that freak

bought some cheese since I ran out
time to eat the lentils I accidentally boiled so much they became slop

WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL

HOW HAVE THE TURNS TABLED

expected

the future is kosovar

vgh, imagine moving here
all the bulgarians would get jealous

Applying for the ibikey account was unironically annoying as fuck
Now I know why I was putting it off for so long
Through anamnesis I rediscovered what I innately knew

bro it was literally a 5 minute thing that could have been completed 2 weeks ago

Just picking the username literally took me more than 2 hours, then lying about my information took at least another hour

that's because you're a -10x ISTP planlet

I'm an ENTJ bvll

ISTP marginlet delusions

marginlet

I lied in the application bro
I'll either be a marginbvll or I'll be spending my money on a motorcycle

bro, margin depends on how much money you put in, you will still be a marginlet compared to me

Well that's a given as I won't be dropping more than 500 euro for the time being bro

take out loans and put up your parent's properties as collateral bro and then take out even more margin

People with the Intuitive trait prefer to exercise their imaginations as they seek new ideas and possibilities. They live their day-to-day lives just like any other personality type. But while that’s happening, their minds tend to point inward while at the same time gently focusing somewhere beyond the horizon. Their lives are ones of questioning, wondering, and connecting the dots in the “bigger picture,” and they love the theoretical. They often ask, “What if?” and ponder the possibilities the future might hold.

But Intuitive people aren’t always the most practical, preferring instead to give things deeper meaning. There may be a long wait as these personality types allow their imaginations free rein. They may also leap in too quickly to more complex matters. An entire theory can come together in moments, leaving others confused. In either case, they can appear out of touch to the Observant individuals in their lives. For some Intuitive folk, there may be some truth to this observation.

I'm a total Intuitivecel

You can become a majority shareholder on most skopian public companies with that amount of dosh

I saw djokovic this afternoon.

once he buys his first stock and becomes a shareholder he will instantly start siding with billionaires on the news and attracting gold diggers
he will understand why we must think of the shareholders and maximize profits

The phrase “real-time” was created with Observant individuals in mind. They’re most in touch with what occurs in front of them, in the present. This doesn’t mean Observant personality types have no regard for the past and future. But they view both from the perspective of how each influences their present actions. This makes them focused and practical people. They mostly root their thinking in the actionable, tangible, and useful. But make no mistake, these personalities can be creative within that realm. One challenge people with the Observant personality trait may face is a too-narrow perspective. They may reject far-reaching solutions in favor of something more obvious. By continuing something that appears practical at arm’s length but doesn’t fit the bigger picture, they might reduce their hard work to busywork.

People with the Observant trait are often a steadying force that tends to get things done. Their energy is very “hands-on” in the sense of working on real things in real-time. While they’re often smart people, spending a lot of time sitting around and pondering possibilities doesn’t cut it for Observant personality types. They want thoughts and talk to lead to action.

This is not me
Calling me xSxx is just baseless slander

*cricket sounds*

yeah these lentils are mashed, it's slop at this point
threw some cheese in

balks is DED

Yeah after years of getting banned without a reason by mods i moved to instagram

New fb boomer meme dropped

Bros, it's time for you to increase your exyu musical repertoire and start listening to Zdravko Colic
youtube.com/watch?v=abtcYIaUuHw

stab! why didnt you tell me you like posting on Anon Babble?

thanks for the update

Are you retarded it wasnt me posting the pic or creating a thread on Anon Babble

Just FYI if you ever have yard chicken and it's about this time of the year and microscopic blood sucking insects are starting to show up, kill those fucks with PETROL or used cooking oil either or same thing.

Why cant the garden and wall look well kept? You probably have enough money yet the house probably looks like shit too.

balkmuns are allergic to facades

SEX

facades

absolutely sheytanic

outside is not important

it literally has your name picture and trip, even has the picture with your transvestite lover. unless you're not teh realy stab

SEX

I was thinking about this. Consider all the shepherd boys until 20th century who had no school and girls around. All they had was their goats and sheep... every day.

erm, this is cultural appropriation