LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish
/brit/
The proverbial pizza
name's The Beef. Ken The Beef.
uhhh so this is um poster..
umming and phwoaring
Ahh, nice one.
ah fuck, lad
now I'm in the mood for the pizza but the pizza isn't filling alone for the cans
i.4cdn.org
this is fucking hilarious.
woke slicing pattern
There is a hidden island in the Atlantic west of Ireland called Hibrasil that can only be accessed by white people.
Mousey And Spaino Get The Munchies
'scuse much? rude or anything.
wish she'd groom me when i was a young impressionable boy
both are 190
like the island wonder woman is from
how stupid do you have to be to taser an old person
ridiculous cunts the lot of them
Make a story about it.
The poopoo comes out and then THEY EAT THE POOPOO
Just watched 2 very interesting video essays on the characters and themes of GTA4, and I'm actually surprised how much stupid autistic 13 year old me actually missed when I first played through all these years ago.
The themes and struggles of each character in the game and DLCs actually hit really hard now I've had some life experience and have experienced everything they have to some much lighter extent.
How to use the same principle?
Aberdeen 1-1 Celtic - Aberdeen win on Penalties
Corrspaff
omg stop before I cry from the qtness overload :X
cheeky old fart didn't have a knife licence + his wheelchair licence expired.
Nah.
gold cards issued
deflorations scheduled
quicktaps looming
hymens endangered
praise jah
was it one to do with playboy and dwayne?
i might've watched that
if it was badger i've definitely watched it
uppity bame enjoying a full english
haha she finna get clarted x
Kill yourself
See
based
I dont like this picture. Don´t post it again.
the cronem smelling like sweet cocoa butter with a marijuana musk
the smell firing off katy's lil dopamine circuit x
one two
Ok.
imagine fingerblasting one of them in her tight little bald minge and spaffing on her tights CORR
Emma Watson being shown my posts.
sup crodie
The opposite.
just tryning to think happy thoughts..
:/
little visit from bill and ben
Casual.
all nice and well but i bet the s curved yardie batons are about to administer a wicked cervical bashening x
erm > um
Just my 2 cents
He was sure.
190 after the Aisha and Nige videos
For Canslad it's, er, um, have you tried the cans?
Can't use it.
why would you try to attack someone and then have literally 0 defence when he actually steps up, he just starts talking
Watching OFAH on U&Gold+1 with Dadberg
There has to be more to life than this
LOL what program is it
click on /brit/
70 posts
I see 25
surely it can't all be my prefiltered spam
turn off filter
ai spam
belgium spam
ireland spam
emmaspam
egyptian retard
well shit
what episode?
What book you reading at the moment lads?
ofah deez nuts
wow that is zesty
luvvoice
the one where delboy throws around terms that would be considered racist today
Why did it happen?
[Deleted]
what was it?
nth for the holodmem
great film, fantastic book
im on this shit, about facebook from 2010
The one where they've got some kind of dodgy moneymaking scheme
a picture of my tight wet pussy!!!
we're all good british lads on vpns mate
Reading Jack London's stories after dropping the Great Gatsby 1/3rd of the way in
Hey.
SUNDERLAND ARE BACK
I'M CRYING
I'M FUCKING CRYINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Another night of lyric spamming is it carlybender?
How can you drop the Great Gatsby
The thing is about 150 pages, may as well power through
wack*
relegated next season
Undo.
dont cry me, guess im just more stoic and manly idk :/
they care me
Must be able to get Ibrahimovic now
we'll see xx
Celtic lost so all of the worst /brit/ posters are on a melty
Will be slitting my wrists in the bathtub tonight
I watch the same films on repeat
Ruby Granger • 2,910 views • 2 hours ago
Ruby doing some autistic shit? Surprising
c'mere you little shit
Someone else. Shut up Vagina.
For 100 pages worth you can read like 5 great stories from london or kipling or hawthorne etc
mental how big of cocks and dildos gay men and transwomen can take, women would be crying at half of these x
such a gimp
I almost died watching this video. Not only is it about rewatching her favourite movies over and over again, but specific scenes. Scenes. She doesn't rewatch the entire movie. She finds the time stamp and goes to specific scenes and watches them over and over again. What the hello? That is the most abnormal behaviour I have ever heard of. This woman has some serious mental issues and it isn't even funny. That explains her reading certain books over and over again, never reading the later Harry Potter books, never budging from her comfort zone, complaining about big books, never growing, never expanding her knowledge. Just a constant cycle of recycling the same scenes, over and over again. She must be the dullest human being ever. How on earth did she ever get in and graduate from Oxford? They must have a very low bar. This has to be one of the most bizarre videos I've ever seen her do, and that says a lot. Her parents have their work cut out for them. She will never break that leash.
at least you have a bathtub
It's gonna happen lads.
Is this a threat?
Carlybender is the rubymong btw
And the umposter
Also confident he’s the Brazil VPN
That is the Truth. The man who flies.
the (singular) rubymong
SCREAM
do you have any opinions on ecco2k from drain gang?
youtube.com
Goodbye to the blumpf folder, won't be trolling the libtards epic style again in my life not even once
Mental how Megan Trainor wasn't even that fat
Just stay away from me.
This english midget could write
Yes the singular rubymong
He’s a bender from Brighton obsessed with trannys and pop music
Eraserhead (1977)
Seen it
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
Pink Flamingos (1972)
A Clockwork Orange (1971)
Seen it
The Evil Dead (1981)
Suspiria (1977)
Brazil (1985)
Seen it
Repo Man (1984)
Blade Runner (1982)
Seen it
Withnail & I (1987)
Night of the Living Dead (1968)
Videodrome (1983)
They Live (1988)
Donnie Darko (2001
Freaks (1932)
The Warriors (1979)
Seen it
Pink Floyd: The Wall (1982)
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)
Flash Gordon (1980)
Barbarella (1968)
The Room (2003)
Harold and Maude (1971)
Hellraiser (1987)
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me (1992)
Seen it
Big Trouble in Little China (1986)
Seen it
Clerks (1994)
Seen it
Blue Velvet (1986)
Seen it
Mandy (2018)
The Thing (1982)
The Last Dragon (1985)
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai (1984)
The Toxic Avenger (1984)
Liquid Sky (1982)
The Holy Mountain (1973)
Seen it
Scanners (1981)
Heathers (1988)
The Fifth Element (1997)
Seen it
Death Proof (2007)
Seen it
Coffy (1973)
Easy Rider (1969)
The Breakfast Club (1985)
Seen it
Evil Dead II (1987)
The Lost Boys (1987)
They Call Me Trinity (1970)
Santa Sangre (1989)
Street Trash (1987)
I think I’ve come to realize this administration is actually retarded and doing irreparable damage to our country and global position
Leftypol was right
You see I see. Hellish.
Exgfsteinwitz's dad knows her dad
Tesco are doing hobgoblin cans for £1.75 mint
This woman has some serious mental issues and it isn't even funny. That explains her reading certain books over and over again, never reading the later Harry Potter books, never budging from her comfort zone, complaining about big books, never growing, never expanding her knowledge. Just a constant cycle of recycling the same scenes, over and over again. She must be the dullest human being ever
ktim
Masterpieces (destined for the pantheon)
There Will Be Blood
The Tree of Life
Classics (films that will still be considered Great in 30 years)
Children Of Men
No Country For Old Men
Zodiac
The White Ribbon
Melancholia
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
Dunkirk
A Separation
The Social Network
Moonlight
Boyhood
12 Years A Slave
The Master
Under The Skin
A Prophet
Wall-E
Synecdoche, NY
Inland Empire
Brokeback Mountain
The New World
Call Me By Your Name
Good Movies (films people will watch in 30 years and say: shit, that was actually really good)
The Dark Knight
Whiplash
Mad Max Fury Road
Nightcrawler
LOTR
The Descendants
Her
Assassination of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford
Inglorious Basterds
Hunger
Pan's Labyrinth
Eastern Promises
The Departed
The Lobster
Wolf Of Wall Street
La La Land
Margaret
The Great Beauty
Gravity
Moonrise Kingdom
Lady Bird
Coco
Probably a lot more I'm forgetting but that's basically the post-2004 canon for me.
she was noticeably fat, just not morbidly obese which is the burger standard for common fatness
I won't play and I don't need your body suck your own cock please.
The one singular solo Rubyposter
F O M
grats lad
Love are Hardy
Might re-read Jude the Obscure
This general really has stagnated the last few years
Adultery.
Ruby never read the later Harry Potter books? The Hermione obsessive?
Garbage tier
That is the ugliest sweater I have ever seen, seriously. It is way too big for her, too boxy shaped, the colours look uneven, making it look like it accidentally went through the wash with some bleach in it, or it was dragged out of a dumpster and never cleaned properly. Even the knitting looks oddly done, like a beginner did it. I was never fond of the Gryffindor colour scheme. I think the others are much nicer and neater looking. Certainly not a flattering look, by any means.
Cinema peaked in the 1930s, 1950s, and 1980s, and has been in the doldrums for the past 25 years.
As a form of cultural expression it's moribund.
Chappell Roan stuns in new elevator photo.
Joe Biden has late-stage prostate cancer that has spread to his bones
girls just wanna have fun, rorke!
She ever posted her fanny on the internet?
he was a midget? this is devastating news
joe byethen
I am not gaining. And your male becomes a whore.
She doesn't rewatch the entire movie. She finds the time stamp and goes to specific scenes and watches them over and over again.
I do that shit too
go on youtube and find the shit
Like this youtube.com
too scare to wank in the showers at toil
she looked beter pudgy
Yeh he was almost as short as faulkner
sir brown biomass
Shut your bitch ass fucking mouth nigger.
um
that book is so shit to actually read
just pages and pages of drivel about fashion trends and shampoo, i had to skip entire sections
anotehr one?
boris pumping them out like nobody's business
Fat, middle-aged women be like:
She's absolutely hideous
Time.
Was just in sains and there was a gay bloke in nike dungarees in the tofu section
Could tell he was sizing up my arse
*unzips*
She’s like 22 and looks like a 44 year old spinster
Filtered
I started doing it a while ago, quite good fun to be fair.
just a shame i have to walk all the way the other side of the school when i do
All the best politicians are shaggers
f-fake prada on my face
He didn't go that way.
Fucking arrogant bitch.
arsewank on the cards?
Just got some tofu from Sainsbury's
Mental how much a fringe would improve her appearance
Phwoarrr
dropping the Great Gatsby 1/3rd of the way in
mate I had to read that in year 9 in english and it wasnt a bother. step up
it's the gimmick. in the 90s these authors thought it'd be a witty critique to namedrop products and trends and brands ad nauseam in a cynic snarky fashion. dimwit hylics like find it smart but it's truly not
dune 2 worm ride scene
Alri fat middle-aged woman
Is a female talking to me?
oh yes i'm filtered because i didn't read a three page lecture by patrick bateman on bottled water brands
I fell off
Find yuros reading our literature weird like how could a yuro relate to a F. Scott Fitzgerald story?
Stick to your own stuff
>
Children Of Men
seen it
No Country For Old Men
seen it
Zodiac
seen it
The White Ribbon
not seen it
Melancholia
seen it
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
not seen it
Dunkirk
seen it
A Separation
seen it
The Social Network
seen it
Moonlight
not seen it
Boyhood
seen it - shit
12 Years A Slave
seen it
The Master
seen it
Under The Skin
seen it
A Prophet
seen it
Wall-E
seen it
Synecdoche, NY
seen it
Inland Empire
seen it
Brokeback Mountain
not seen it
The New World
not seen it
Call Me By Your Name
not seen it
The Dark Knight
seen it
Whiplash
seen it
Mad Max Fury Road
seen it
Nightcrawler
not seen it
LOTR
seen it
The Descendants
not seen it
Her
seen it
Assassination of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford
seen it
Inglorious Basterds
seen it
Hunger
not seen it
Pan's Labyrinth
seen it
Eastern Promises
seen it
The Departed
seen it
The Lobster
seen it
Wolf Of Wall Street
seen it
La La Land
seen it
Margaret
not seen it
The Great Beauty
seen it
Gravity
seen it
Moonrise Kingdom
seen it
Lady Bird
not seen it
Coco
seen it
uncced up and loving it
What's this feeling?
Alri carlybender
Lads, plans for this evening?
Not cans (got bottles)
Elle Fanning stuns at Cannes 2025
Nice big wank
still recovering from yesterdays night out (10pm-10am)
Wallow in self pity in my dingy, dark, depressing fart filled smelly bedroom
I am Moesan.
lmao this bitch got fat
the british elon musk, minus the wealth
Neighbours have decided to set up a gazebo and blast shite music. ffs
Would like to see her Elle Fannard
This woman turned based bojo woke
Y'all ever tried any of that sweet crystal?
Shake that booty for Daddy
Oh yeah that's it
Let it all hang out baby
let's get crazy tonight
KTIM
Banging tunes out the gazebo, that will teach the bender next door haha
the trick to hiring asians is finding an honest one
its almost like a bizzaro 25 going on 40 like Bonilda Blue
drink myself to an early death
Now I look English. There is no more. I fell. XD.
sat in my gazebo with the prodigy blaring
bet that incel neek next door is seething in his smelly childhood bedroom
And for Canslad?
A quiet night inside, not going outside for the scran of any kind or the cans
potato!
CORRRRRRR BIG BUNDA
Imagine his wee arse going up and down as he's shagging kek
Lovecraftian
Cleaner than the Jew sister ass. Omg. Jesus. Fuck you.
Imagine if she came out as a state-of-the-art post-op tranny
nice one mate
go round there and violate his bussy while you're at it
i bet he'll cry about his crusader kings game but that adds to it doesnt it
Your future self will thank you for making small changes
PETER HITCHENS: I've discovered there may be hidden powerful forces with an interest in keeping Lucy Letby behind bars. Now, I'm exposing them
beating a one-legged man with dementia in a wheelchair
absolutely ridiculous
I even got him, lol.
my cousin had a child
i think that makes me something like an grand uncle but i'm too fucking thick to figure it out
YES PETE MATE!
What?
Hes a hero
Why are Arab women so hot bros?
I can't stop gooning to the thought of Mia Khalifa ruthlessly dominating me.
They could have just got a stick and whacked it out of his hand
This guy is a total crank
you would only be an uncle if your siblings have children
No it’s just your cousin
If it’s your first cousin’s child the child is your first cousin once removed
Apparently she fucking STINKS
Aaa..
them niggas make sure to cover their women for a reason
technically that's your cousin too but that's always been bullshit to me
THAT BABY IS NOT MY COUSIN
in the sewer all alone
what the fuck is this
Just channeled my inner Rorke after seeing a Costa advert on the tv.
Black guy is doing deliveries and then picks up a coffee on the way to his last stop, it's a white woman's house so he gives her a lift to work and he's like "same time tomorrow" in a flirty way.
Not having it.
Worth a click?
last nafri woman i had was one of those who grew up around whites only so she didnt behave like an animal like the ones from the projects and had natural frizzy hair rather than the fake tan slag look a much appreciated delight
well that's shit. wanted to be something cool
don't even know the name of the little shit. probably won't ever see him
Something in the way…
There is not even a place for it. Fucking Beard, man. XD..
ABO PARAGLIDERS OVER POOWONG
National socialism is inevitable
farting my arse off as usual me
if im on youtube on the xbox i have to watch ads
every single one is a rap-music black-person ad
unless it's something expensive like a car, thats a white family, sometimes an asian family
I went to Costa with my gf today
It was nice
Steps of 3D reconstruction of King Tut’s face
n-no..
It's crazy how Elle mogged her in every single way conceivable
Looks fame sex youth wealth recognition height
one of those who grew up around whites only
Those are my favourite types of ethnic women. You just know they are gagging for BWC constantly, wanting white approval.
What??
Did you get a coffee lad?
peter hitchens: i've discovered powerful hidden forces keeping me from being as successful as my brother
Did you get a black coffee and she got some chocolate sugary slop?
it's the gimmick. in the 90s these authors thought it'd be a witty critique to namedrop products and trends and brands ad nauseam in a cynic snarky fashion.
no thats a very specific quirk of american psycho and its extremely intrinsic to the character of patrick bateman and how he experiences the world. unironically filtered
Can't without the black one.
don't think his brother is very powerful anymore lad
Elle is a fucking beauty
She has never bothered to learn to be independent. She had a horrible time of it at uni and rushed home as often as she could. Yes, she can get a meal for herself, but doubtful her parents want to eat frozen peas for breakfast, lunch and dinner. It is easy to say she can handle everything on her own, but she hasn't. Mommy and Daddy have often bailed her out or we have witnessed her having a meltdown if something goes slightly wrong. They are always a phone call away, or perhaps right across the hallway. She relies to heavily on her mother as her favourite companion when she should have friends from uni or co-workers. She mentioned in her latest vlog that her friends are all distant and some she doesn't see for years. That is not healthy for someone who is in their 20's. It isn't healthy for anyone. We have seen, over and over again her desperate need to play act, copy others, and avoid adulting in one form or another, and cling to her childhood or surround herself with younger people for comfort, wishing she were one of them again. She bought her own place 7 years ago, but never had the courage to live there. She is still cramped up in her little childhood bedroom, still having others drive her places, we believe she has left her part time job, as well, at this point. None of this is healthy adulting. My cousin is a lot like her. Her parents both passed within a few months of each other. She never dated, never moved out, relied on them for everything, and now she is a mess. Her sister is fed up with her and who knows what will happen. She lives across country and I have not seen her for decades, so she is a stranger to me. I see Ruby following the same suit. It isn't all about money. I never said she would be homeless. I am talking about her coping mechanisms. It is about her mental capabilities. Ruby is lacking in spades.
Once shagged a lass that looked just like Chloe Grace Moretz
wooooah, sometimes,
i get a good feeling,
yeah,
get a feeling that i'm crappin' crappin' crappin' crappin' out my hole,
oh woah,
i get a good feeling, yeah
Anya!
he is actually
one of satan's top generals
I had a latte and we shared a carrot cake slice
Take my money and leave me please!!!
ok bro, chill. there's zero legit proof she smells bad. that whole idea mostly came from a clip where she told someone else their breath stank not the other way around. people just twisted it for jokes.
she’s even joked about her own scent on IG, describing it like tropical fruit and incense not exactly "BO in aisle 5." unless someone’s out here sniffing her personally, maybe cool it with the smell slander.
What ethnicity is that woman in your pic?
other writers in the 90s do this lol. namedropping products and brands as a snarky critique of the all encompassing consumers society. it seems witty to teenagers and dunces like you but it's really not interesting nor unique to that one book
Go back to MrSmelly1977 posting
i'm sorry but Ruby Granger is so butters it's insane, she has the face of a 60 yo brit guy
in death he became more powerful than ever
News Breaking: Iran has mobilised 1.2 million troops towards the Israeli border
fucking BITCH
chuckle my arse when I remember that photo of her where the guy accidentally left his flash on
Help me here they are trying to hurt me plenty!!!
ruby grangle
some middle eastern shit, i dont know, dont care. just want her delicious brown skin.
These are my biggest celebrity crushes
Debicki and Lily Collins
She would be perfect on dickdrainers
Lebanese Arab
Just opened my air fryer for the first time in about a year and i must have left some food in there. There's now a great big pool of decayed meat. Think it might have spawned some new life after festering all that time
That shit looking like the primordial ooze
Hope Iran wipes tel Aviv off the map
YOU ARE RUBYMONG
I KNOW YOU ARE RUBYMONG
Please help help help!!!
Corr don't threaten me with a good time
mummy
my condolences
love tall birds me
178cm and more
can never get tall enough
Eat it
They don’t share a border
Body like a clothes prop
It can't get worse than this I only have 200$!!!
Put the baby to sleep. XD.
other writers in the 90s do this lol
name 3 if it was such a massive trend
it seems witty to teenagers and dunces like you
why do you keep saying it's witty? it's obsessive and manic and gives insight into his character
He is 7.5 Anglo.
I am 7.5 Anglo.