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LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish

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The proverbial pizza

name's The Beef. Ken The Beef.

uhhh so this is um poster..

umming and phwoaring

Ahh, nice one.

ah fuck, lad
now I'm in the mood for the pizza but the pizza isn't filling alone for the cans

woke slicing pattern

There is a hidden island in the Atlantic west of Ireland called Hibrasil that can only be accessed by white people.

Mousey And Spaino Get The Munchies

'scuse much? rude or anything.

wish she'd groom me when i was a young impressionable boy

both are 190

like the island wonder woman is from

how stupid do you have to be to taser an old person
ridiculous cunts the lot of them

Make a story about it.

The poopoo comes out and then THEY EAT THE POOPOO

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Just watched 2 very interesting video essays on the characters and themes of GTA4, and I'm actually surprised how much stupid autistic 13 year old me actually missed when I first played through all these years ago.

The themes and struggles of each character in the game and DLCs actually hit really hard now I've had some life experience and have experienced everything they have to some much lighter extent.

How to use the same principle?

Aberdeen 1-1 Celtic - Aberdeen win on Penalties

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Corrspaff

omg stop before I cry from the qtness overload :X

cheeky old fart didn't have a knife licence + his wheelchair licence expired.

Nah.

gold cards issued
deflorations scheduled
quicktaps looming
hymens endangered
praise jah

was it one to do with playboy and dwayne?
i might've watched that
if it was badger i've definitely watched it

uppity bame enjoying a full english

haha she finna get clarted x

Kill yourself

See

based

I dont like this picture. Don´t post it again.

the cronem smelling like sweet cocoa butter with a marijuana musk
the smell firing off katy's lil dopamine circuit x

one two

Ok.

imagine fingerblasting one of them in her tight little bald minge and spaffing on her tights CORR

Emma Watson being shown my posts.

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sup crodie

The opposite.

just tryning to think happy thoughts..

:/

little visit from bill and ben

Casual.

all nice and well but i bet the s curved yardie batons are about to administer a wicked cervical bashening x

erm > um
Just my 2 cents

He was sure.

190 after the Aisha and Nige videos

For Canslad it's, er, um, have you tried the cans?

Can't use it.

why would you try to attack someone and then have literally 0 defence when he actually steps up, he just starts talking

Watching OFAH on U&Gold+1 with Dadberg
There has to be more to life than this

LOL what program is it

click on /brit/

70 posts

I see 25

surely it can't all be my prefiltered spam

turn off filter

ai spam

belgium spam

ireland spam

emmaspam

egyptian retard

well shit

what episode?

What book you reading at the moment lads?

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ofah deez nuts

wow that is zesty

luvvoice

the one where delboy throws around terms that would be considered racist today

Why did it happen?

[Deleted]

what was it?

nth for the holodmem

great film, fantastic book
im on this shit, about facebook from 2010

The one where they've got some kind of dodgy moneymaking scheme

a picture of my tight wet pussy!!!

we're all good british lads on vpns mate

Reading Jack London's stories after dropping the Great Gatsby 1/3rd of the way in

Hey.

SUNDERLAND ARE BACK

I'M CRYING

I'M FUCKING CRYINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Another night of lyric spamming is it carlybender?

How can you drop the Great Gatsby
The thing is about 150 pages, may as well power through

wack*

relegated next season

Undo.

dont cry me, guess im just more stoic and manly idk :/

Must be able to get Ibrahimovic now

we'll see xx

Celtic lost so all of the worst /brit/ posters are on a melty

Will be slitting my wrists in the bathtub tonight

I watch the same films on repeat

Ruby Granger • 2,910 views • 2 hours ago

Ruby doing some autistic shit? Surprising

c'mere you little shit

Someone else. Shut up Vagina.

For 100 pages worth you can read like 5 great stories from london or kipling or hawthorne etc

mental how big of cocks and dildos gay men and transwomen can take, women would be crying at half of these x

such a gimp

I almost died watching this video. Not only is it about rewatching her favourite movies over and over again, but specific scenes. Scenes. She doesn't rewatch the entire movie. She finds the time stamp and goes to specific scenes and watches them over and over again. What the hello? That is the most abnormal behaviour I have ever heard of. This woman has some serious mental issues and it isn't even funny. That explains her reading certain books over and over again, never reading the later Harry Potter books, never budging from her comfort zone, complaining about big books, never growing, never expanding her knowledge. Just a constant cycle of recycling the same scenes, over and over again. She must be the dullest human being ever. How on earth did she ever get in and graduate from Oxford? They must have a very low bar. This has to be one of the most bizarre videos I've ever seen her do, and that says a lot. Her parents have their work cut out for them. She will never break that leash.

at least you have a bathtub

It's gonna happen lads.

Is this a threat?

Carlybender is the rubymong btw
And the umposter
Also confident he’s the Brazil VPN

That is the Truth. The man who flies.

the (singular) rubymong

SCREAM

Goodbye to the blumpf folder, won't be trolling the libtards epic style again in my life not even once

Mental how Megan Trainor wasn't even that fat

Just stay away from me.

This english midget could write

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Yes the singular rubymong
He’s a bender from Brighton obsessed with trannys and pop music

Eraserhead (1977)

Seen it

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

Pink Flamingos (1972)

A Clockwork Orange (1971)

Seen it

The Evil Dead (1981)

Suspiria (1977)

Brazil (1985)

Seen it

Repo Man (1984)

Blade Runner (1982)

Seen it

Withnail & I (1987)

Night of the Living Dead (1968)

Videodrome (1983)

They Live (1988)

Donnie Darko (2001

Freaks (1932)

The Warriors (1979)

Seen it

Pink Floyd: The Wall (1982)

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)

Flash Gordon (1980)

Barbarella (1968)

The Room (2003)

Harold and Maude (1971)

Hellraiser (1987)

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me (1992)

Seen it

Big Trouble in Little China (1986)

Seen it

Clerks (1994)

Seen it

Blue Velvet (1986)

Seen it

Mandy (2018)

The Thing (1982)

The Last Dragon (1985)

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai (1984)

The Toxic Avenger (1984)

Liquid Sky (1982)

The Holy Mountain (1973)

Seen it

Scanners (1981)

Heathers (1988)

The Fifth Element (1997)

Seen it

Death Proof (2007)

Seen it

Coffy (1973)

Easy Rider (1969)

The Breakfast Club (1985)

Seen it

Evil Dead II (1987)

The Lost Boys (1987)

They Call Me Trinity (1970)

Santa Sangre (1989)

Street Trash (1987)

I think I’ve come to realize this administration is actually retarded and doing irreparable damage to our country and global position
Leftypol was right

You see I see. Hellish.

Exgfsteinwitz's dad knows her dad

Tesco are doing hobgoblin cans for £1.75 mint

This woman has some serious mental issues and it isn't even funny. That explains her reading certain books over and over again, never reading the later Harry Potter books, never budging from her comfort zone, complaining about big books, never growing, never expanding her knowledge. Just a constant cycle of recycling the same scenes, over and over again. She must be the dullest human being ever

ktim

Masterpieces (destined for the pantheon)

There Will Be Blood
The Tree of Life

Classics (films that will still be considered Great in 30 years)

Children Of Men
No Country For Old Men
Zodiac
The White Ribbon
Melancholia
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
Dunkirk
A Separation
The Social Network
Moonlight
Boyhood
12 Years A Slave
The Master
Under The Skin
A Prophet
Wall-E
Synecdoche, NY
Inland Empire
Brokeback Mountain
The New World
Call Me By Your Name

Good Movies (films people will watch in 30 years and say: shit, that was actually really good)

The Dark Knight
Whiplash
Mad Max Fury Road
Nightcrawler
LOTR
The Descendants
Her
Assassination of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford
Inglorious Basterds
Hunger
Pan's Labyrinth
Eastern Promises
The Departed
The Lobster
Wolf Of Wall Street
La La Land
Margaret
The Great Beauty
Gravity
Moonrise Kingdom
Lady Bird
Coco
Probably a lot more I'm forgetting but that's basically the post-2004 canon for me.

she was noticeably fat, just not morbidly obese which is the burger standard for common fatness

I won't play and I don't need your body suck your own cock please.

The one singular solo Rubyposter

F O M

grats lad

Love are Hardy
Might re-read Jude the Obscure

This general really has stagnated the last few years

Adultery.

Ruby never read the later Harry Potter books? The Hermione obsessive?

Garbage tier

That is the ugliest sweater I have ever seen, seriously. It is way too big for her, too boxy shaped, the colours look uneven, making it look like it accidentally went through the wash with some bleach in it, or it was dragged out of a dumpster and never cleaned properly. Even the knitting looks oddly done, like a beginner did it. I was never fond of the Gryffindor colour scheme. I think the others are much nicer and neater looking. Certainly not a flattering look, by any means.

Cinema peaked in the 1930s, 1950s, and 1980s, and has been in the doldrums for the past 25 years.
As a form of cultural expression it's moribund.

Chappell Roan stuns in new elevator photo.

girls just wanna have fun, rorke!

She ever posted her fanny on the internet?

he was a midget? this is devastating news

joe byethen

I am not gaining. And your male becomes a whore.

She doesn't rewatch the entire movie. She finds the time stamp and goes to specific scenes and watches them over and over again.

I do that shit too
go on youtube and find the shit
Like this youtube.com/watch?v=_z5UKystdZg

too scare to wank in the showers at toil

she looked beter pudgy

Yeh he was almost as short as faulkner

sir brown biomass

Shut your bitch ass fucking mouth nigger.

um

that book is so shit to actually read
just pages and pages of drivel about fashion trends and shampoo, i had to skip entire sections

Time.

Was just in sains and there was a gay bloke in nike dungarees in the tofu section
Could tell he was sizing up my arse

*unzips*

She’s like 22 and looks like a 44 year old spinster

Filtered

I started doing it a while ago, quite good fun to be fair.

just a shame i have to walk all the way the other side of the school when i do

All the best politicians are shaggers

f-fake prada on my face

He didn't go that way.

Fucking arrogant bitch.

arsewank on the cards?

Just got some tofu from Sainsbury's

Mental how much a fringe would improve her appearance

Phwoarrr

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dropping the Great Gatsby 1/3rd of the way in

mate I had to read that in year 9 in english and it wasnt a bother. step up

it's the gimmick. in the 90s these authors thought it'd be a witty critique to namedrop products and trends and brands ad nauseam in a cynic snarky fashion. dimwit hylics like find it smart but it's truly not

dune 2 worm ride scene

Alri fat middle-aged woman

Is a female talking to me?

oh yes i'm filtered because i didn't read a three page lecture by patrick bateman on bottled water brands

I fell off

Find yuros reading our literature weird like how could a yuro relate to a F. Scott Fitzgerald story?
Stick to your own stuff

>

Children Of Men

seen it

No Country For Old Men

seen it

Zodiac

seen it

The White Ribbon

not seen it

Melancholia

seen it

Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind

not seen it

Dunkirk

seen it

A Separation

seen it

The Social Network

seen it

Moonlight

not seen it

Boyhood

seen it - shit

12 Years A Slave

seen it

The Master

seen it

Under The Skin

seen it

A Prophet

seen it

Wall-E

seen it

Synecdoche, NY

seen it

Inland Empire

seen it

Brokeback Mountain

not seen it

The New World

not seen it

Call Me By Your Name

not seen it

The Dark Knight

seen it

Whiplash

seen it

Mad Max Fury Road

seen it

Nightcrawler

not seen it

LOTR

seen it

The Descendants

not seen it

Her

seen it

Assassination of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford

seen it

Inglorious Basterds

seen it

Hunger

not seen it

Pan's Labyrinth

seen it

Eastern Promises

seen it

The Departed

seen it

The Lobster

seen it

Wolf Of Wall Street

seen it

La La Land

seen it

Margaret

not seen it

The Great Beauty

seen it

Gravity

seen it

Moonrise Kingdom

seen it

Lady Bird

not seen it

Coco

seen it

uncced up and loving it

What's this feeling?

Alri carlybender

Lads, plans for this evening?

Not cans (got bottles)

Elle Fanning stuns at Cannes 2025

Nice big wank

still recovering from yesterdays night out (10pm-10am)

Wallow in self pity in my dingy, dark, depressing fart filled smelly bedroom

I am Moesan.

lmao this bitch got fat

the british elon musk, minus the wealth

Neighbours have decided to set up a gazebo and blast shite music. ffs

Would like to see her Elle Fannard

This woman turned based bojo woke

Y'all ever tried any of that sweet crystal?

Shake that booty for Daddy

Oh yeah that's it

Let it all hang out baby
let's get crazy tonight

KTIM

Banging tunes out the gazebo, that will teach the bender next door haha

the trick to hiring asians is finding an honest one

its almost like a bizzaro 25 going on 40 like Bonilda Blue

drink myself to an early death

Now I look English. There is no more. I fell. XD.

sat in my gazebo with the prodigy blaring
bet that incel neek next door is seething in his smelly childhood bedroom

And for Canslad?
A quiet night inside, not going outside for the scran of any kind or the cans

potato!

CORRRRRRR BIG BUNDA

Imagine his wee arse going up and down as he's shagging kek

Lovecraftian

Cleaner than the Jew sister ass. Omg. Jesus. Fuck you.

Imagine if she came out as a state-of-the-art post-op tranny

nice one mate
go round there and violate his bussy while you're at it
i bet he'll cry about his crusader kings game but that adds to it doesnt it

Your future self will thank you for making small changes

beating a one-legged man with dementia in a wheelchair

absolutely ridiculous

I even got him, lol.

my cousin had a child
i think that makes me something like an grand uncle but i'm too fucking thick to figure it out

YES PETE MATE!

What?

Hes a hero

Why are Arab women so hot bros?
I can't stop gooning to the thought of Mia Khalifa ruthlessly dominating me.

They could have just got a stick and whacked it out of his hand

This guy is a total crank

you would only be an uncle if your siblings have children

No it’s just your cousin
If it’s your first cousin’s child the child is your first cousin once removed

Apparently she fucking STINKS

Aaa..

them niggas make sure to cover their women for a reason

technically that's your cousin too but that's always been bullshit to me

THAT BABY IS NOT MY COUSIN

in the sewer all alone

Just channeled my inner Rorke after seeing a Costa advert on the tv.

Black guy is doing deliveries and then picks up a coffee on the way to his last stop, it's a white woman's house so he gives her a lift to work and he's like "same time tomorrow" in a flirty way.

Not having it.

Worth a click?

last nafri woman i had was one of those who grew up around whites only so she didnt behave like an animal like the ones from the projects and had natural frizzy hair rather than the fake tan slag look a much appreciated delight

well that's shit. wanted to be something cool
don't even know the name of the little shit. probably won't ever see him

Something in the way…

There is not even a place for it. Fucking Beard, man. XD..

ABO PARAGLIDERS OVER POOWONG

National socialism is inevitable

farting my arse off as usual me

if im on youtube on the xbox i have to watch ads
every single one is a rap-music black-person ad
unless it's something expensive like a car, thats a white family, sometimes an asian family

I went to Costa with my gf today
It was nice

n-no..

It's crazy how Elle mogged her in every single way conceivable

Looks fame sex youth wealth recognition height

one of those who grew up around whites only

Those are my favourite types of ethnic women. You just know they are gagging for BWC constantly, wanting white approval.

What??

Did you get a coffee lad?

peter hitchens: i've discovered powerful hidden forces keeping me from being as successful as my brother

Did you get a black coffee and she got some chocolate sugary slop?

it's the gimmick. in the 90s these authors thought it'd be a witty critique to namedrop products and trends and brands ad nauseam in a cynic snarky fashion.

no thats a very specific quirk of american psycho and its extremely intrinsic to the character of patrick bateman and how he experiences the world. unironically filtered

Can't without the black one.

don't think his brother is very powerful anymore lad

Elle is a fucking beauty

She has never bothered to learn to be independent. She had a horrible time of it at uni and rushed home as often as she could. Yes, she can get a meal for herself, but doubtful her parents want to eat frozen peas for breakfast, lunch and dinner. It is easy to say she can handle everything on her own, but she hasn't. Mommy and Daddy have often bailed her out or we have witnessed her having a meltdown if something goes slightly wrong. They are always a phone call away, or perhaps right across the hallway. She relies to heavily on her mother as her favourite companion when she should have friends from uni or co-workers. She mentioned in her latest vlog that her friends are all distant and some she doesn't see for years. That is not healthy for someone who is in their 20's. It isn't healthy for anyone. We have seen, over and over again her desperate need to play act, copy others, and avoid adulting in one form or another, and cling to her childhood or surround herself with younger people for comfort, wishing she were one of them again. She bought her own place 7 years ago, but never had the courage to live there. She is still cramped up in her little childhood bedroom, still having others drive her places, we believe she has left her part time job, as well, at this point. None of this is healthy adulting. My cousin is a lot like her. Her parents both passed within a few months of each other. She never dated, never moved out, relied on them for everything, and now she is a mess. Her sister is fed up with her and who knows what will happen. She lives across country and I have not seen her for decades, so she is a stranger to me. I see Ruby following the same suit. It isn't all about money. I never said she would be homeless. I am talking about her coping mechanisms. It is about her mental capabilities. Ruby is lacking in spades.

Once shagged a lass that looked just like Chloe Grace Moretz

wooooah, sometimes,
i get a good feeling,
yeah,
get a feeling that i'm crappin' crappin' crappin' crappin' out my hole,
oh woah,
i get a good feeling, yeah

he is actually
one of satan's top generals

I had a latte and we shared a carrot cake slice

Take my money and leave me please!!!

ok bro, chill. there's zero legit proof she smells bad. that whole idea mostly came from a clip where she told someone else their breath stank not the other way around. people just twisted it for jokes.
she’s even joked about her own scent on IG, describing it like tropical fruit and incense not exactly "BO in aisle 5." unless someone’s out here sniffing her personally, maybe cool it with the smell slander.

What ethnicity is that woman in your pic?

other writers in the 90s do this lol. namedropping products and brands as a snarky critique of the all encompassing consumers society. it seems witty to teenagers and dunces like you but it's really not interesting nor unique to that one book

Go back to MrSmelly1977 posting

i'm sorry but Ruby Granger is so butters it's insane, she has the face of a 60 yo brit guy

in death he became more powerful than ever

News Breaking: Iran has mobilised 1.2 million troops towards the Israeli border

fucking BITCH

chuckle my arse when I remember that photo of her where the guy accidentally left his flash on

Help me here they are trying to hurt me plenty!!!

ruby grangle

some middle eastern shit, i dont know, dont care. just want her delicious brown skin.

These are my biggest celebrity crushes
Debicki and Lily Collins

She would be perfect on dickdrainers

Lebanese Arab

Just opened my air fryer for the first time in about a year and i must have left some food in there. There's now a great big pool of decayed meat. Think it might have spawned some new life after festering all that time
That shit looking like the primordial ooze

Hope Iran wipes tel Aviv off the map

YOU ARE RUBYMONG
I KNOW YOU ARE RUBYMONG

Please help help help!!!

Corr don't threaten me with a good time

mummy

my condolences

love tall birds me
178cm and more
can never get tall enough

Eat it

They don’t share a border

Body like a clothes prop

It can't get worse than this I only have 200$!!!

Put the baby to sleep. XD.

other writers in the 90s do this lol

name 3 if it was such a massive trend

it seems witty to teenagers and dunces like you

why do you keep saying it's witty? it's obsessive and manic and gives insight into his character

He is 7.5 Anglo.

I am 7.5 Anglo.