U.S. Cellular edition
/brit/
hello
Poop John Pee
This is the worst toilet I’ve ever been on
My bum’s so broke up, I wanna go home
Mumberg keeps crying because grandad is "getting old"
Bitch he GOT old, the cunt is 85 for fuck sake
Hate women
Palestinian and Jews are both brown semites.
The region should be conquered and settled by Italians.
lads can I get a sanity / autism check on my actions during an incident that occurred on my walk back from the shops just now?
As I was on my way out of the tesco extra supermarket carpark I was nearly out, at the very far edge, when there was a parked range rover in one of the spots. Behind the range rover was a trolley containing a toddler boy and no shopping bags, just him.
At this point still walking along the path I glance inside the range rover and there are 2 people in the front: man in the passenger seat belted up, someone in the driving seat, baby seat in the back with a baby in it. All the doors of the car are closed, as is the boot.
Now I am level with the range rover when I hear the engine turn over. At this point I slow right down, turn my head to the left and see the car slowly moving forward and the front wheel turning right. I look at the driver (who I can now see is a woman) in the face and she can see I have slowed to a complete stop specifically staring at her / the car and the car stops.
Immediately I give her an upward head nod and slowly approach the driver's side window, which she lowers. I say "is that your son in the trolley at the back?" and she replies "yeah" matter of factly, no other reaction. I say OK and walk away, leaving the car park.
SURELY my actions there weren't autistic or weird right?
The only logical conclusion any normal person could have reached in that situation is that that car was about to drive away having forgot the second child was still in the trolley behind the car. There was no shopping in that trolley. None. Both adult occupants were wearing seat belts, engine was on and the car was moving away. The car couldn't have just parked and been straightening up since the toddler was already outside the car and in a trolley. There were no other cars nearby the toddler could have belonged to (not many cars park that far out).
But there was no "oh shit, my toddler!" reaction from the driver when I spoke to her?
get the brown biomass shagged
For me, it's Kate Bush sex arse
Italians are brown pseudosemites thoughbeit
GIO SCOTTI WIFE PRONTO
Fat cunt here but going on a diet so I'm gonna be trying celery with hummus later on, mad how expensive absolutely everything is
VPN off Malaponte
Getting ChatGPT to do everything now
Elias Rodriguez is a hero
um
just saw a woman's two big boobers
um
Not a fan of these type of tits desu.
chatGPT
wank me off
Stop posting this filth.
I support Palestine 100% and am responsible for pretty much all anti jew and anti israel posts in this thread
Just seems like a spastic redditor
Wrote in his manifesto that he wanted elected representatives to no longer feel safe, and then goes and kills two irrelevant embassy staffers
trannies should all be rounded up and killed
It's really funny how Jews are just killing Palestinians day in, day out
I dislike both groups, so it's a win-win
Only Irish people are upset because they absolutely love brownoids of all kinds
you reacted apropriately to a strange situation. i dont know what they were doing
however being so concerned that you might have been weird that you came back home, draw that picture and made that post is quite autistic
he offed two j*ws so he is good in my books
It's a shame Hamas rockets suck so bad. Have they managed to get any kills since October 7th?
Really funny how kikes are decimating Palestinians and the fact that nobody is stopping them has revealed their power level to the public
post this again please mate i didnt save it and its not on the 'chive
You must cleanse the hate from your heart.
Hamas kills several IDF soldiers every day
jewish media doesn't cover that obviously
We cum on the Poop John Pee
My grandfather and me
Around Nassau town we did roam
Pooing all night
Got into a shite
Well, my bum’s so broke up
I want to go home
Going to start bleaching my hair and wearing Adidas track suits
What would be lost if Palestine were to be wiped off the map?
Well that's good.
I want both sides to kill as many from the other side as possible.
Both are enemies of the white race just in very different ways.
Quickdraw janny
Both sides are servants of the devil.
okay schlomo
you lads like willy?
Actual Italians are Nordic.
Fenians and trannies would find something possibly more annoying to whinge about
Ok muzwald
genocide condoners and supporters ITT
its okay when j*ws do it evidently
Do you dress like this?
got the 'chan at a 80% zoom on google chrome
however being so concerned that you might have been weird that you came back home, draw that picture and made that post is quite autistic
Oh most definitely, no dispute there. I spent the entire walk home replaying the incident and gathering my thoughts on the matter to post here.
I just don't understand her reaction. Or lack of it. If she had genuinely forgot the toddler then there should have been a penny drop when I spoke to her. But if she hadn't forgot the toddler, why start the car and begin moving off with both you and your husband wearing seatbelts?
how I met my current gf
How am I Schlomo?
I would love to hear about more Hamas kills
I smile when I hear an IDF soldier has been killed. Or that kike couple that was recently elimated lmao.
Just as I smile when I hear that Palestinians have been killed.
Don't particularly care when anyone does it unless it's against me
ban the pooposters catyank
Sven GORAN Ericsson
you are a jew who looks like this
my back hurts from laying in bed for 20 years
Gaza wiped off the map means one less possible source of brownoid immigration to the West.
cute wee
Get Dr Nigerius Backshots on the phone
they will all be brought to europe in reality if that were to happen
Imagine watching Emma Watson doing this.
The Israel military has a very high suicide rate. Highest of any military in the world as a matter of fact.
Why would he ban himself?
Those guys can walk on a land mine for all I care
Rats the lot of them
emma watson upskirt shots in the first harry potter film :)
Probably because it's full of intelligent, soulful individuals
anyone not supporting palestine is supporting israel
the friend enemy distinction is jew/gentile
How when they would all be dead in that scenario
girls look so hot with their hair tied back
he's a seething paki
Muslims like you are not my friends, sorry
jews have talked at length about taking all the gazans and moving them to western european countries
post job ad on linkedin
get added by a billion indians
what on earth
I mean it certainly helps if the rest of their face and body is attractive.
Are you Irish diaspora? Why do you want more brown biomass alive?
Judas killed himself.
get a firm rigid bed
no more back pain
i don't care about either they can all kill eachother for all i care and i hope they kill you too
what the shitting hell
I am not muslim :)
I was born catholic and as an adult i am secular/agnostic
ireland is one of the countries jews have mentioned wanting to move the gazans too. Which makes pro israel irish people even more ridiculous
Muzwald Muhammadson
well rorke?
waving a palestine flag is illegal in your country and your politicians all take a pledge of allegiance to israel
can hear fireworks going off so I assume celtic have won the cup
clearing out all my folders and deleting many gemeralds
could you not import the palestine israel yapping here
no one cares
I haven't wanked at all in 5 months and last night I had a nocturnal emission of sorts
Like I even remember spaffing in the dream then I wake up and find wet spots on my sweatpants
Would brits understand a Rip Van Winkle reference
Why delete the gems tho
Delete the garbage
Your balls need emptied every once in a while.
usually you can remember the sex dream as well when this happens
very enjoyable
get some bloodwork done lad
when I don't wank or shag I can go for two weeks before I have a terribly lurid dream leading to spaffing all over myself
No
in your country
im not really in germany you stupid gay paki
im 5 months nopoo myself
Nah mate Guy Fawkes day early celebrations
bon noisette
hope you have an alternative like a scrambled egg mask or a sea salt wash
else the state of your scalp has to be grimdark
Bloodwork for what??
heard of it but had to look it up to know what it was, so no
How do people create AI bots for reddit?
Redditors are thick as mince. I reckon if I do one pretending to be a troon raising money for my surgery/meds, one pretending to be a real woman in need of an abortion in a republican state, and one pretending to be a gaza muslim being bombed, I could make bank.
Aberdeen beat Celtic
Expect diasporatic seethe
Never coming back here again, you see. 5/25 is a new start.
might have a difficult time getting past the GP's receptionist for that one
hello yes I would like to make an appointment as I have not masturbated or coomed in the last 5 months and last night I had a nocturnal emission so I would like this investigated please this is very urgent
Solomon was one of the most evil men in history but he repented and became good again.
Judas was also one of the most evil men in history and he didn't repent and he killed himself. Also the Orthodox Church said that Judas is closest to the devil of all men.
hormonal issues. going 5 months with no ejaculation willing or unwilling is worrysome
he can just ask for a general health check up and ask for a hormonal balance check
if i ever meet you in person i will kill you
he can just ask for a general health check up and ask for a hormonal balance check
our GP receptionists would 100% tell you to fuck off for that
This post is bullshit, there aren't 25 months in a year
? just say you feel a general unwellness, fatigue, stress etc that wasn't there a few months back and it'll be included
Your threats mean nothing to me. I care not.
/brit/ is a shaggers genny right lads
Bit unfair. Judas didn't have free will. Had he not sold Jesus out the whole prophecy and dying for our sins couldn't have happened.
If Judas is in hell forever, he made a bigger sacrifice than Jesus even, saved us from our sins and is suffering in eternity while Jesus hangs out with his dad in heaven. We should be praising Judas instead
they got rorke
how mindbroken are you to think you must be arab/muslim/brown to be anti-israel or show compassion for the Palestinians
Judas didn't have free will.
Yes he did. All men have free will because we are created in the image of God. He chose to do his actions. He also could have repented and asked Jesus to forgive him but he chose suicide instead. You are a liar and a false prophet.
Need her to drop a deuce on my face.
you can see her knickers in the first harry potter film
They could just return the Israeli hostages
If I were Palestinian I'd be feeding everything I knew about Hamas to the Israelis, trying to get my family out of there and the bombing to stop
Tried to do something productive for a change and read but I fell asleep instead
Completely and utterly fucked it might as well kill myself for being so useless
You can’t though. That image where she’s sitting in front of the cauldron is fake.
m&s chicken katsu tenders for me
and scrambled eggs
kek reminds me of the time a rorke police officer got arrested and this was his shelf
what did you try reading
you could possibly try reading stuff you'd enjoy
Jesus predicts his betrayal three times in the New Testament, a narrative which is included in all four Canonical Gospels.[1] This prediction takes place during the Last Supper in Matthew 26:24–25, Mark 14:18–21, Luke 22:21–23, and John 13:21–30.
Before that, in John 6:70, Jesus warns his disciples that one among them is "a devil". In the next verse, the author affirms that Jesus is talking about Judas Iscariot.
Had Judas actually had free will and he'd not betrayed Christ, then Jesus would have been wrong. It is you who is the false prophet, thinking Jesus made a mistake
see you tomorrow
New
Jesus knows everything because he is God.
I enjoy reading but I can only do it first thing in the morning otherwise I will instantly fall asleep
If Jesus knew he was going to be betrayed, Judas had no choice
Have you ever read The Magician's Nephew by CS Lewis
JK Rowling on a mad one on twitter.
thats twisting it a bit, isn't it? he's calling somebody a jew repeatedly for not caring
sucking a decaf coffee
catyank is too stupid to understand the problem of free will and omniscience lol
This fella is definitely one of gods chosen people
You're wrong and you're teaching lies.
Pee S Poowis
I support Judea 200% and am the Sole person who Likes israel in half these threads
his overmedicated schizo pea brain genuinely cannot understand that omniscience and free will are in contradiction lmfao
Did he do anything illegal?
watching some bbc
You're too fat and gay and stupid to speak to me you wretched abominable leaf.
leftypol siding with this fella over vulnerable women and children
if you know the outcome of a system with 100% certainty before setting it into motion, how does anything in the system have any semblance of free will?
Did I mention that catyank is the Anon Babble janitor and he lives in Spokane, Washington and his email is [email protected] and his username is akami last known location was 47.7027, -117.3702 which just so happens to be outside of a primary school what a coincidence
he was seriously fedposting claiming to have weapons and stuff
you are a failson schizo subhuman mongo retard incel whose parents secretly wish he'd die because he's a lifelong burden on them who will NEVER procreate
Did he have any or did he just say he did on the internet?
would be a shame if somebody were to track him down and kill him
Ah yes, far-left misandrist feminist Rowling, a pillar of the "right-wing" movement
Seething trannard
kys tranny freak
catyank is a pedo who produces child sex abuse material and shares it with the moderators of this website
what has he ever done wrong for you to hate him?
Just said it on the internet but the stuff he was saying would get you a visit here (USA)
vpn off catyank you incel pedo bastard lmfao
Thornton's fudge brownie slices are absolutely PENG
males allying with a misandrist feminist
Mindbroken retards, establishment has stitched you up like kippers
haha this image is precisely anon's future
trannies are all paedos
you're a paedo
you side with paedos
you should be killed
Nobody asked for your life story
Thornton'd poo brown turd slices
hate how when a woman online says "as a woman" there's a 90% chance it's a troon
CORRRRRRRRRRRRR
The Canadian on a mad one again calling out his fantasy internet personas
mental how catyank stopped spamming lmfao what a gimp get fucked dickhead should have just taken your meds like a good boy and finished that math degree instead of ruining your life being a tranny janny pedo discord freakshow what would your father say if he found out what you do online all day?
i miss emmett or whatever the canadian schizo was called
I sympathise with him and his cause
go outside you loser freak and fuck off
The Irish American boy getting beaten up later forgave all the groidlettes
nth for the gyaldem
it was real. all of it. the great Anon Babble black out of 2025. can you all remember posting on the soy jack website?
never happened
even the daily mail won't cover this fucking punk ass bitches
Personally, as a straight man, I absolutely love man-hating feminists and want to further their goals
Why do you seethe about him?
take it easy man
When Katy steps into the traphouse at 3:20pm
foul creature
All great works of art throughout human history have been inspired by man's love of women. To reject women is to reject ones own mother and mother nature herself.
Sainos sushi and cookies for tea
Financial freedom = on a hill in England with your pig girlfriend!!
bitch ass white ass nibba parents FORGAVE the kid lmao white pussy ass bitch people ain't real
That isn't my email address and also your attempt to doxx me, albiet a failed attempt, is terrorism and shall be dealt with severely
alri lads, has the thread been awful all day?
don't recall this happening at all
Well maybe if the Irish kid had kicked up a fuss instead of forgiving them
And what of women who reject men?
how did he split his head open
was it the steel pole?
i don't i quite liked his cooking and he had good taste in music
sure it isn't that's why you ran to your moderator daddies to sort me out
fuck off you useless retard you and all your discord pedo buddies
Fucking lol
believe it or not, it was worse
That's Irish DNA for you
Anglo parents would've taken this to the High Court
high ticket product
yeah at the butchers maybe
been about 734 days and counting by this point
that kids t shirt
you just know his parents are jew bootlickers
mmhmm dey been waitin for dat freshmeat
I don't want the sky to fall but if it does
if the stars burn out, then I'll catch you through it all~
:3 xx
You are an agent of Satan and your harrassment of me shall cease at once.
boring zoomers copying 2005 electro pop yetagain
lolololol
Irish
Pizza is on the way to my apartment lads
Going to get some cigars and a drink from the local gas station as well
A picture of the pizza will be posted when it gets here.
Stay tuned...
need them all hunted to extinction
redditflags STILL down
why do cats have anal glands lads?
Business idea
A gacha porn game
It's pure satire but none of you get it because you're all autistic.
How mad does it make youthat you'll never have your own websites and will always be stuck using American ones?
Even thirdie/jf has their own spaces, but you never can.
Just deleted the entire blackpill folder. There will be no more blackpilling
all the good faggotflaggers left years ago
Would love to smell Emma Watson’s farts.
fuck off cornwall
um not true i'm still here xx
not a good look hun xx
Catbergs got into my fridge lads
How mad does it make you that you'll never have your own language and will always be stuck using the English one?
Even thirdie/jf has their own languages, but you never can.
we own english though, we cucked you out of it
Its pure satire but none of you get it because you're all autistic
anyone hairless brit twink looking for a bum? x
Cope & seethe cuck, you are the eternal cucks for having to use a superior countries language lmao
kernow just needs cuddles and kisses
just thinking of the thousands of hymens that are snappin smoove open tonight LOL
dont think women should go running
not good for their breasts and internals
Please watch "Supernatural" the brand new music video from Ariana Grande
youtube.com
the brown biomass
NATO shills admit that America was anti-White during the Cold War, but want to shift the blame totally onto the Soviets and “communism” - as if America was a little defenseless baby being forced to be anti-White! No. America won the Cold War, Communism and Soviet ideology lost. Anti-White policy continued anyway. NATO shill arguments are easily shown to be false.
P. Diddy was called Puff Daddy in the 1990s until someone told him that nickname could be interpreted a certain way in the UK.
Burgerstan's national language will probably be spanish in a few years anyway hahaha
What's he doing in there then
new world bvlls cucking yuros out of their own languages name a better duo
let me tell you lads, that heroin is really moreish
are you also the what the fork aussie
t. another """nation""" too stupid to come up with their own language
rorke in a gay sex mini-movie bonus disc
waiting fi di new x
corrrrr
two fried eggs, three hash browns and a half-tin of beans sent to the tummy
sound more like a breakfast
wouldn't want to be near you for a while after that lad haha
not pooed right all day
what UK town or city has the highest proportion of fit trans girls? x
who are you, the food police?
um
thats cute :3
Am depressed.
pinching umposters on the bum
um posters giggling when you tickle their feet
bottle'o'wine going down nice and lavely
have you tried going to sleep? me for example, i am a bit tired so i'm about to have a shower and then go to sleep. i will sleep for about 14 hours.
erm
teehee ^^
mad how shia lebouf's last name is really 'the beef'
the singular um poster
where's the beef
shit taste