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Apu has a lovely apartment
This is the real but nobody's gonna post in it. Brazilians making shitty bakes for animal abusers.
now i almost don't want to use this one because schizojeet is in it
what was wrong with the other one
it's not /cum/ it's a different thread
que?
How do I get my nuts kissed?
I just noticed a foreigner made the other one.
Ew.
Tell him (in the thread he made)
How does it feel to belong?
Is this one it?
This is the thread
shittttttt
Sexo con Hermosas Mujeres Gringas
You don't know goshcel crossposts and spams in /brit/ with retarded Anon Babble Gaza Israel shit like he does here? He makes mistakes sometimes, wires get crossed. He's a dumb pedophile.
Kill yourself digusting pedo faggot Jason owns you
I forgot what I was gonna say cause I'm high
I'm on a t break
Isn't it a holiday in the States this weekend? It's pretty much guaranteed smth is gonna happen right?
wheres jason btw. havent seen his pink haired tranime shit in a few days. is he banned?
What do you mean?
Yes Monday is a holiday
man redditors sure are smart
Like a mass casualty event.
You evil ghoul
Imagine goshy dead at a mass casualty event I'd do big cums
These days you gotta be so careful when in crowds or at events.
Don't be naive.
wow
hold on.... where's jason....
We'll be fine
This thread is filled with ATF agents.
I wish I was molested as a kid. Imagining getting sucked by your auntie
God cursed me to be a cumskin
my booger blog doesn't seem so bad now, does it?
Goshy's not gonna like this... same with Urkel
Like I said.
They let my wife out. I hope she's not mad that I didn't pick her up.
Playing him some radiohead
Very common in the black community for some reason. Every black dude has a story about his aunt cornering them and saying pull yo pants down nigga
2 ciggies left
quite a bust. i'd like to see them without all that clothing.
Vote.
And black pipo pretend their victims, lucky bastards
I played my parents Carissa by Sun Kil Moon to my parents once cause I'm a NEET and didn't even have the means for an entry fee, and my dad said 'This ain't music!'
I bought myself a 10k puffs nic vape last night. Strawberry watermelon. Shit's ace.
Air fryers do nothing but char your food on the outside and leave it cold on the inside
forgot to take your thorazine again?
i'm so fucking disgustingly ugly
You live with your parents?
You are doomed.
His favorite Radiohead album is A Moon Shaped Pool
air fryers are good for some things like heating up pizza
oh, and the guy played here several times, especially since he got metoo'd, and Hungary. I like poetry, but I hate the Red House Painters. And there were fans at the concert, these near-zoomers, requesting he play RHP songs because they were written the year their gf was born or sth. In fucking Slovenia!
shit like this is why real resistance feels hopeless rn
on memorial day
more BANG for your BUCK!
that's the american way
eh
yes, I'm undergoing certification for NEETbux
I know Carissa's Weird
Stay a nigger.
It's hilarious when black people run away from the cops and then call 911 because they're being chased by the cops.
I really want to get my willy sucked rn but even drunk I'm too nervous to meet girls irl
Its over
I want to start a streaming career afterwards, lowkey
If nuclear war happens I'll die because I'm in a major city with a huge important port and surrounded by military bases
Go ahead.
shit like this is why real resistance feels hopeless rn
what are you, a retard or something?
had another dream where someone loved me and woke up furious again
I need bitches to love me
Somebody in my immediate vicinity (I live in a housing complex) their smoke detector has seriously been going off every 30 seconds for the past few days and I'm confused because I have no black neighbours
EU5 & TW:40K, it's gonna be grand
Let's try this.
what a dumbass
Give me a gun.
Deporting an illegal immigrant is kidnapping
Smartest redditor
Anon Babble is just as bad as reddit
I'm finished here. I'm done! Dis town don't want me no moah!
It’s worse
Gonna be having sex with a 19 year old chi girl tomorrow night buds
good luck. dont forget to use protection
Pretty women don't want to have sex with me, and for this reason I will probably kill myself one day
worried what you'd do with it.
If i ever get desperate enough when I'm old I'll just pay women to cum inside them and carry my children
That way at least my genes will survive
nice
I shot the Mexican in the head.
Women in Southeast Asia will do this for you free of charge if you're white
jenny is so cute it's crazy
Based goshpedo-slayer
Clean up the mess.
rude
12:07AM
still drinking
yeah
n
You are still alive?
The night is young.
bit sleepy
Just spent 2 hours watching a girl on instagram live
Ive got the magnum XLs ready to go!
Just keep trying bro
4 big titties to be played with?
Foids are something else
I read this in romans voice hehe
Kinda based. There is no real punishment after all
Jesus loves you too.
My mom believes standing in front of the microwave while it's on, and sleeping with my phone beside my head will give me cancer.
Also, I'm legally classed as an invalid. Why do you think I'm here at my age? All my life I have had to deal with this kinna shit, no, I'm staying.
You know where I am?
Based kweens dunking on usurer-kikes
she's right. rip anon ded of head cancer 2 soon
Jesus is back, AND HE'S PISSED
Black people is the real jews
She's right about the phone, idk about the microwave, but your phone and most devices emit radiation
even with your laptop you shouldn't keep it too close to your junk
My health teacher in high school said the same
He did he did.
Mosul? No, just kidding, you're a VPN
just found out packageberg is coming tomorrow instead of tuesday
free of charge
A plane ticket to those cunts is still like 1-2K, so it's not really free is it
Ok.
Fucking based
This is big news
I wonder how much money they pay the girls in porn scenes where 9 dudes are pissing in their mouth at the same time
No wonder. Geez.
true that
take out $10,000 from Cash Money
leave the province and change my phone number
never pay them back
Good plan?
Women were put on this earth to be cherished and adored
Idk probably like $10,000 max
Snow.
sorry, misread your flag, you're a spook in the desert west of Cairo, and several members of both the Muslim Brotherhood and the local tribal nobility have died off due to supposedly Covid-related illnesses in your tenure there
The drunker i get the more horny i am, but at the same time the more drunk i am the harder it is to maintain an erection. I have to really focus
i believe it's because alcohol is simaltaneously a stimulatant and depressant
Women poop and fart
playing with my eybrow hair and thinking.
Ok.
This you?
Denial is a river in Egypt
Slovenia
can you tell Janja Garnbret that if she can flash my boulder problem I will give her a gold medal? she will know what this means.
ruined my duolingo streak i lost track of the time while i was playing stalker
Women were put on this earth to be dominated and abused
That poster has schizophrenia
Play with her.
heaven is a place on earth
The queen of America is Slovenian
I'd rather read a book.
I deny that accusation in the great American political tradition
Kiss the son lest he be angry
Next time you do this game of yours online make sure not to get in trouble.
Get out of here stalker
What if the Garden of Eden exists and it's in the centre of the Earth's core? The angel guarding the way to the Tree of Life with a flaming sword could be a metaphor for the Earth's mantle.
that Werner Herzog movie had a great early 00s Florida aesthetic but still I thought it kinda blew
Lawyer quality.
That place is Alaska
Rip Timothy tread well
1 ciggy left
haha they really do say that
No, thanks.
yo my birthday is coming up, any gifts
Gulf of Cum
ciggy
cringe
Why would it be? Look, I'm all about creative conversations but there comes a point where speculating on the preposterous is just mental masterbation
I bet you'd rather slit someone's throat and then plant a bomb in the targeted embassy, you spook FUCK
I misread the flag.
Because that would be cool as fuck bro
stop replying to the bot
goodnight buds
Somewhere out there exists footage of Steve Irwin's death.
"trouble", what 'trouble'? this guy.
This is corruption.
the j*ws are NOT ok
I can't remember if it was locked in a vault or destroyed altogether, either way we probably won't ever see it
steve irwin died
Fuck this gay earth
Good point.
'soir
If you’ve ever been a victim of racial abuse then you know where he’s coming from
that's a good bot! I mean, just by the shit he says
The last thing a six year old sees before waking up with a shattered cervix
They wanted a movie out of me.
why does drama always follow jewish people
i'm not a historian by any means so i'm asking genuinely (unironically as you zoomers might say)
Have you been in prison for the last 20 years?
thing is they rather boldly opened the kimono in the 2010s and even accelerated this during covid like they thought it was dire enough that it wouldn't matter at that point. now things settled down and patience that used to be there for them is no longer.
Dudes screaming the n word out of their cars. Don't see that much anymore.
This is the stingray species that killed him, it's no joke. Their barb can be a foot long
gesturing wildly at everything
Why do redditoids love these feminine phrases? Why can't they just talk like a normal human?
night bud
I mean like they really thought they would be seen as the good guys in the Gaza thing
gn
They deserve it for supporting White hate for decades now the woke monster turned on its creator
I mean, of all celebrities, he WAS most likely to die young.
He's the crocodile hunter!
I asked a girl named Merissa to go to the skating party with me in the 5th grade. She said "I'll tell you tomorrow". She avoided me for the rest of her life.
true though
Jewoids have this weird neurotic complex where they hate themselves while also being super successful/nepotistic, so they take some kind of masochistic pleasure in imagining threats everywhere to them
Cheers, mate.
I want to do a bunch of PEDs and not do anything and see what happens
b-buh I WANNA reply to bot! I'm just as insipid as it!
Your balls will shrink
Good.
Donald Trump send me home
Any girls here?
I am male.
Are you Agent Smith?
19/m/California
Listening to Lacuna Coil - Cold Heritage makes me cry, everytime.
Thinking bout hairy pussy
don't most of those work specifically because of the combination of the drugs and vigorous physical strain. if you just do the drugs it would have to be nearly all bad side effects without any of the usual benefits.
Thinking about hairy man pussy
Nibbling on sponge cake
Yes, you have to actually work out to make use of steroids
president Xi my people yearn for freedom!
No.
Islam prohibits pork
Muslims are missing out on bacon lol
Please reply with jeet memes
Stupid ass Americans elected a reality tv star
lost two followers on instagram
Time to look through who I'm following so I can unfollow them
I got it.
A$AP Rocky...
that movie with the Romanian where Jeremy Strong overacted was kino tho
Fuck NBC for giving him a platform
Push my back.
gonna play one more round then i'm gonna go beddy bye
Just a kick..
penis?
i'm not nuts about how comfortable indians are with poop, but i do like their saying "do the needful". that's heaven on earth, going about your tasks.
The brand of racism on social media that targets literally the poorest and most war torn countries is legitimately bizarre to see from people with their real photos and personal information publicly available.
Like, what's the end goal here? Being a faggot le epin groyper nooticer? Yeah, wow, you noticed that people turn to literally anything during famines - that's crazy, man.
Good morning sir
XD
virgin "a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do"
vs
chad "do the needful"
Egyptian anon is getting (you's).
No I'm not saying I only just now found out about it, just that I'm reminded of his death and it bums me out
A panty raid was a prank occurring in American coeducational colleges in the 1940s, 1950s and 1960s; the term dates to February 1949. It consisted of a horde of male students attempting to invade living quarters of female students and steal their panties as trophies.
I've always hated those fucking Gormenghast movies. Keep to your station. You know, in LOTR the fat midget at least goes out and earns a piratical fortune, like anglo culture demands!
Get big.
I'd like to try beef wellington some day
he doesn't know
Trump is the puppet.
its cool
It's not racist it's just a tasteless joke
Get thicker skin, not everything is how you see it
The replies really don't seem like jokes.
Possible.
It was one movie, actually. Ere anyone suspects me of being a bot! Or lest! Tally ho!
They were still doing them in the 80s, look at Revenge of the Nerds
God we've become so pussified, today that would be considered a sex crime
Electric car.
typical edgelord faggotry
we're lucky to have been born in a pretty decent country and upbringing
if the dice got rolled again we would most likely be born in india, china, or some other 3rd world shit hole
How the FUCK did SpongeBob get away with the panty raid episode? And they accidentally steal Mr. Krabs' mom's panties too!
Replies
You were talking about the post itself not the replies. Quit moving goalposts
Okay, fair but even the joke sucks - it's the same brand of edgy Anon Babble-tier racial humor from 2009.
That's not how odds work you fucking absolute moron
ah educate me then
You should stay in Europaaa
My favorite SpongeBob episode is when they think they murdered the health inspector so they try burying his body but get caught halfway through by police and distract them and shove the body in the police cars trunk and then in the freezer
Racial
He didn't mention race once. I agree it's a stupid joke , but just because someone talks shit or makes jokes about a minority doesn't mean it's racist.
This is the kind of thinking that led to any and all criticism of Israel being construed as "antisemitic", even when they're bombing human aid volunteers and mortaring children.
Is she wearing an Avenged Sevenfold shirt
there was a lot of annoying racism going on earlier today, is it over now?
Yeah, I did it, Aussie.
You’re disrespecting a future US army soldier
Shut up and leave you dumb nigger-kike-spic-zoomer
idk it's better than a nikki glaser special
Survive this.
That would a wholesome and harmless college hijink. Loss of high trust society was the death nell for this among many other traditions.
I walk.
I've always liked page haircuts, along with long hair, but I that millennial mainstay the undercut I term a Turkish footballer haircut
Zoomers really think making a joke about someone who isn't white is
"Racist"
But they'll freely make jokes about eastern Europeans and vodka or how bad bong food is
She has good feet
Give me a you already.
It's spelled knell, kid. And I agree. We deffo lost something.
day 1.5 of no vaping
The Dick principle.
Miles is genuinely racist though. This is not his first tweet about Haiti. He's been shitting on them for a while, as have all his followers.
(You)s are earned, Tutankhamun
Bong food has some gems, though. Black pudding and haggis are delicious
Guess my next move.
It's spelled knell, kid
Beef wellington
Sausage rolls
Pork pie
Fish and chips
Bong food is actually above average, dare I say.
So what? Are we not allowed to make jokes about Haiti?
It's a poor viol by shithole where they eat dirt. Come on they're gonna get memes on. Minorities aren't some all protected class safe from all criticism and ribbing
asian girls are my kryptonite
Pasties. Love me pasties
Simple as
they deserve to be "shit on" for being shitty people. regardless, grow the fuck up and stop whining
the roast beef of England
Wait is he the guy who was saying you're a beta cuck simp if you don't have the desire to go to Hiati and rape and kill everyone
English breakfast is great too, minus the beans
damn all of the starving haitians with twitter accounts are gonna be crushed
Ta-Ta there retard
Take it easy fuckhead
Hitler killed all the fiddler on the roof Jews and the banker elite Jews just left. Banker Jews don't care about fiddler on the roof Jews
bro...imagine how haitians will feel when they finally get internet and see that tweet like bro...damn
loads of biscuits and stuff and pork pies
calling someone "brown" is not a funny joke or an insult
The closest thing we have here are empanadas, which are great, but they aren't pasties.
America needs more savory pies and rolls!
Miles is also a huge liar. 90% of his stories are fake
This is real.
Praying for Bosnia
it's not funny, but it IS a joke, AND an insult.
Pretty sure they are doing okay
well you're brown
Deep. Beach.
Not gay but I really want to suck a cock....
Yeh they can at least show an ounce of creativity and say shit skin or spear chucker
eggs overcooked so badly they hold shape stacked at angles like that. very poor show.
It's both actually
Oh yeah well if it's not funny why does it make me laugh
Leo. DiCaprio.
Chucking a spear is cool as fuck though?
I wish I could chuck a spear with force and accuracy
XD
brown pipo don't even chuck spears no more...all they do is eat hot chip, charge they phone and lie
that may be the point, given that Rahmatullah Khan frying them needs to put them in a box and ship them out.
You're right, this one is better
You can make jokes about Haiti. There is a difference between dark humor and hateful mockery and degradation.
In mind.
now thats a proper scran
business idea: popcorn with cheese
Zoomers think minorities are ethereal beings above all reproach and mockery and will get angry if you make a joke about a non-white
I hate Shaun the sheep
I hear South Sudan is nice this time of year.
we dont joke here though, we hateful mock and degrade
Scrandemic
I feel you on that
Get out and fight me like a man.
Zoomers are the ones bringing racism back, not sure what you're on.
we hateful mock and degrade
are you a restoration era playwright or just another Brazilian with dogshit English?
There’s a massive shortage of traveling sheep shearers in this country
Something for the neets to consider
I'm not a racist, I jerk off to black women all the time
NEW
got into the sad phase of booze. rotten.
Yeah.
Get out again.
start exercising if you dont already
even if its only 30 seconds of jumping jacks
its fun to get moving!
if you're drunk its even easier to exercise
just push your body! there's nothing telling you no
Nah.
Never forget that you asked for this