/cum/ - Canada, USA, Mexico

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

guy, that stuff, laughing my ass off

filo anime

SMOKE WEED GET HIGH

youtu.be/e7F3FoCgFvU

wanna yoink it but social obligations

Pimp nigga breaking on ah bitch nigga
Drinking on some crown clown
Watch me whoop a dirty hoe down
I was raised to dog em all
Smack em up jack em up
Push em to the wall dog
Fill they mouth up full of nut
Fuck em in the
Pimp nigga breaking on ah bitch nigga
Drinking on some crown clown
Watch me whoop a dirty hoe down
I was raised to dog em all
Smack em up jack em up
Push em to the wall dog
Fill they mouth up full of nut
Fuck em in the bunk bed or the fuckin toilet bowl
It really don't matter to me cuz she's
a gee won't make your pockets swole
Now I gotta dump that hoe
But she wanta stick me
With a fucking knife
bitch I'm scrapped with a uzi
Bitches are dumb than ah mutha fucka
Stepping up me with that shit
Knowing that ah Playa ain't baring no bitch
Groupies on my fucking dick
Rest haven niggaz make me sick
Once I got my ass in some bustaz
couldn't even stand ah Playa
Just because i'm on the other
level I don't need you hell
Long as a Nigga got some bitches by his side
That's all ah nigga need and a clean ass ride
See if it wouldn't for the bitches
on the mutha fucking track
Play I wouldn't be stacking
That's why I'm riding clean bitch

Vaping

I have a stupid incel voice

Did you know that the richest person of Haiti is a Jew? Apparently those guys even manage to become rich on an island full of blacks and anarchy.

it's really an excellent show

based

We had an exchange student from Brazil when I was in school. She looked like an average Japanese girl.

I think he can't leave Haiti because he is internationally sanctioned for helping arming criminal gangs.

Israel literally buys the entirety of Congress, and they think that Ms. Rachel is the one guilty of foreign influence? What a joke.

IT'S ALMOST SUMMER THANK GOD

odds i get slop
evens no slop

Hey Alexa add pussy to my shopping cart please

Try smoking

fuck summer, I hate it so much. Give me cold winters, rain and snow

REDDIT SHIT

"OK, I've added big black dicks to your shopping cart"

so don't delay, act now! supplies are running out! allow if you're still alive, six-to-eight years to arrive. and if you follow there may be a tomorrow, but if the offer's shunned, you might as well be walking on sunshine! woooaaaah! i'm walking on sunshine! and don't it feel good?!

Miss Rachel, She-Wolf of The S.S.

saaaaar

We had an exchange student from Brazil and we used to suck each other's dicks in the first grade

if you love summer so much just move to the equator nigga

Yeah they keep melting down it's funny. None of their usual stuff is working.

Do Brazilians dicks usually come with foreskin? Sucking uncircumcised dicks full of dick cheese is disgusting.

Niggas say this then live in San Diego o algo

Kanye! I love your new song

jews might not survive this century lmao

what are the best and worst accents?

we must retvrn to mid 00s humor

you got the state right, at least

Exercising and going to the gym is considered incel behaviour now apparently. On the other hand however, being a fat slob is peak incel behaviour as well. You just can't win.

Nigga Free Palestine!

They don't do it at birth but I know a bunch of Brazillian guys who are cut because of phimosis

their

I hate this kind of millennial humor. Every single beach store in the US has stores like this and it's like "fuck you you fucking fuckity fuck" so cringe

best

cajun

worst

boston

being a fat old ugly bastard dark triad abuser is chad behavior

if ww3 happens this century I would like to throw my hat in for underground resistance leader that gets blown up in a cinematic way

there's only one usage of 'fuck' in that image doe

new video from our king

it's just evolved big dogs teeshirts, remember big dogs stores? True sovl
it's ironic

So Charles Bukowski basically?

He fired Allen Dulles the head of the CIA, someone who had a history of running a lot of sketchy operations. He also undermined their operations and after the during the bay of pigs invasion, denied the push by Cold War hawks to offer military support to the invaders
Most definitely. I believe it's possible Oswald missed. They had a backup team in front to anticipate for that failure.
But yeah afterwards they were desperate to shut people up. That's why they killed Morenschildt, the one person who could have concretely provided tangible hard evidence of their involvement. Though first they tried to intimidate him by planting a copy of Oswalds suicide note with the words "to my dear friend" in his room.
Then they also killed the first guy who did the autopsy
Thanks to a lot of the released CIA files we now know that afterwards they ran a psychology operation depicting anyone who disputed the official narrative that Oswald acted alone as a crackpot.

increasingly convinced being an unironic soycel is the only enjoyable way to live life, just turn off your brain and enjoy the slop

graphical headshot happening live on TV

it wasn't live on tv you dingleberry, it was just film footage and i dont think it got released to the public until years after

I haven't been to the gym in 4 days :/

Read Chaos by Tom O'Neill.

Does anyone have the gif of the cat with squinty eyes and there's a caption saying like "what you say mayne? Fack you mayne"

might join patriot front

I never skip the gym because I enjoy seeing everyone naked in the showers

isn't that the charles manson book? what's that got to do with my post

They 86'd the autopsy guy too?
sheeeeeeet

southern, oriental.

I have never used a gym shower it sounds DISGUSTING

gonna grab a pair of cheladas. you kids be good.

youtube.com/watch?v=OMbfT3Wppjo

I have to go to the gym before work and the showers don't have dividers or curtains or anything

that shit is NASTY

No, actually it was the guy who photographed the autopsy that was killed It was ruled a suicide
But apparently he told his friends he was being watched before he died

Reminder that the ONLY WAY YOU CAN MAKE IT is by doing these DAILY:

routine positive affirmations, mewing, nofap, cold showers, testicle sunning, scalp massage for hair loss prevention, jelqing, foreskin restoration, wim hof breathing techniques, ice baths, posture exercises and keeping a straight posture at all times, sleeping without a pillow, lateral eye movements, bone smashing, primal scream therapy, transcendental meditation, law of attraction visualizations, never having a negative thought, avoiding all consumables which were in contact with plastic, avoiding tap water, icing your balls, eating only food you grew or hunted.

this used to play on VH1 all the time, I really liked this song when I was a young teen

Arguing with strangers online again

fml

It has a lot to do with it. You'll see if you read it. Manson and Oswald/Ruby are all in the same milieu, so to speak. Another really good one in the same milieu is Aberration in the Heartland of the Real by Wendy Painting. It all falls under the umbrella of MKULTRA.

slop has been ordered

Do you remember that one leaf that posted positive affirmations on his mirror? Good times

if a girl starts giving me grief i hit her with the one two

Anti-semitism is finished

I think so but I can't find the pic

i was anti-semitic before it was just a passing fad

jews aren't white

I was hungry before passing gas

you ever just bake a pie and leave it to cool outside your window

that's never been in dispute, not even by jews.

I was born an antisemite

Whenever I'm eating a big meal and I start to feel full I just go to the washroom and empty my guts. Full no more.

god, imagine walking out into your backyard and seeing a spiraling rope of death coming at you

how do midwesterners do it

I gotta get into meeting up with random people

hide in the bathtub unironically

this nigga afraid of WIND

My life would have been better off if I never found this site

Being a spook/glowie sounds fun
You get to kill people n shit
The suckie part I guess is getting offed in your retirement cuz you know too much

trill ass niggas

he'll be back at it tomorrow

same

winds of 175+ mph that can split through a car with a single brick and wipe houses off the face of the earth? yes

so apparently kanye west = ye

couldn't lift your fat ass off the ground though so I wouldn't worry

wypipo be like this air too spicy

time to hobomaxx anon

they regularly pull trucks, cars, and trailers right into the air

the image that saved /cum/

no excuses for homeless people to be dirty or smell bad

macacaos be like
"ouch, my shower electrocuted me again"

yeah there is

problem, saar?

to be dirty or smell bad

tf

tp

name a more sovlfvll cvltvral experience
i'll wait

I bet he has a tight hole

graduating high school and spending the entire summer with your buddies driving across the country trying to hit all 24 states

drinking wine

looks like ohio

all 48 states*

the city of me

I dont remember which state I screenshotted it from

if i drink and go to my friends house i'll have to walk which is kind of annoying but not the end of the world. i could drive and drink once i'm there but then i can't drive back and that's arguably worse since i'll have to leave it there. or i guess i could just not drink, but that sounds kind of boring and i have a margarita right in front of me

homeless girls in japan are tidier and smell better than your non homeless ass

homeless and they still won't fuck you

that girl is not homeless bro

i can't drive back

cant find my right shoe award

hoo boy, it is HOT out there! i don't know what i expected, living in the desert heading into june. i took my sunglassee off and they burned my fingers! my poor little casper body!
*girlish shrieks*
oh no way, they're amazing! canned bloody mary's. sometimes i think i just like tomato juice and could skip the beer and alcohol... ah, but where's the sense in that?

Husbant. U buy too mut MTG card. Now we are homeress.....

its like a meteorlogical mushroom cloud

As white people we need to stop kissing our dogs on the mouth

As white people we need to stop kissing our dogs on the mouth

Dinner

NEVER!

I pissed myself today

boiled?

plate of sadness

jews want every non jew to look like this

alcohol isn't making most drinks taste worse is all i'm saying

looks good but could definitely use some kind of side. or maybe you're missing a main. this is not a lot for dinner

wypipo dont season they food

just...get some risotto and curry recipes online. Don't do that to yourself.

you already look like that terrone

and you look like this

A couple weeks ago I posted >tfw no gf and some anon replied saying at least I’m not a cuck. I appreciate the positivity

I thought you would like it

to see if i still pee'l'd. try to hold it, on the way. but my britches remember, every thing...

I hope you listed your daily affirmations /cum/

I love the mini golden potatoes. Cut em into halves or quarters and bake em till they're crispy. That's all you need to do. They're sweet.

Brian will love this photo

and you look like this

ugly brown freak

tf

tp

slavic/10

Brian likes fats

grim/10

Why? We mostly do
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_fries
in Slovenia, but I understand you're on sort of diet

could go for a nice rat burger right about now

boil 'em
mash 'em

read that in his voice too. quality /cum/posts

how can you be this ugly

the missus didn't know these existed until i brought a can of them home and made them with some fried chicken and sweetcorn. she was kept asking questions, like "what are these called?", "where did you get these?". it felt weird to explain we ate them every day in catholic school, and they're very common. for poor folk, too. i should turn her on to livermush, that'll really blow her mind.

I don't get it. How is he terrone if his last name is Bukowski?

i was 18/19 when this picture was taken. Im almost 27 now and look completely different

love these little niggas like you wouldn't believe

you're still ugly

And stinky hairy men

RAIL kara hazureta
furyouhin no norainu sa
Dakedo kantan ni wa
TALE wa furanai ze

YES MAN ni narisobireta
(woah oh oh, woah oh, we are bad boys)
Waru ni nokosareta "No" to iu na no Justice

Wow, Breakin' the law
Breakin' the world kowase
(breaking the world)
Kirisake Tenderness

Wow, Breakin' the rule
Roppou zensho ja shibarenai
hanran bunshi sa

Furiageta nigiri kobushi ga oretachi no JUDGEMENT

There's no possible way the guy posting all these Terrone pics is actually him. It has to be some troll who just pilfered this guy's pics and is re-posting them.

no im not

Your nose is so weird looking

you're not white

why did you shoot those poor jews

You look like the creature from Monsters Inc

North Macedonians look like that

It's goshcel you fucking dummy ass newfag.
You're all retarded stop replying to him.

I am Latin American
The blood of the Conquistadors flows through my veins
The blood of Confederates flows through my veins
The blood of German National Socialists flows through my veins
The blood of Italian Fascists flows through my veins
The blood of Aztec warrior flows through my veins
My blood is the epitome of what it means to be a master moralist Ubermensch

Dude weed lole

SÌ

Dios mio

No its me
I just like the attention

no you're just a border hopper

Terrone has gray hairs now

Damn we're all getting too old

namedropper identityfag discord cunts need to shrivel up

Those fat hobbitses never thoughts to bakes em.
We call em baby Yukon gold potatoes up here.

this show is so fucking funny (I am high thoughbeit)

it's sort of slavic

white supremacist

isn't white

every fucking time

for me it's girls like jenny nicholson

who are you referring to?

She needs my babies

Fax no printer

What the fuck is it with Americans and packaging? Here you go to the store, or the country farm stand, and buy em unpackaged, a la carte and by weight.

she has a black bf

you'll never be an Ubermensch like me

there's like 3 slabs of butter on there sweaty

im so tired

Im uglier than terrone

me too anon. but we gotta keep going, for him.

I'm not Mexican so I'm automatically better than you

chips, chocolate and monster
hell yeah

muh americans

That's a Canadian company you blithering redditor

how many of your ancestors fought for the third Reich?

im drinking right now

just boiling your potatoes every time and serving them with dill is a North European culinary trait, not a Slavic one.

imagine if jenny nicholson was my gf

all her boyfriends have been weird looking jews, unironically

brace yourselves for another wave of schizojeet seethe

Sup freak

not me, im filling in for this guy

kek like clockwork

I'm drinking and watching Dog Day Afternoon. I love these Sidney Lumet thrillers.

the missus didn't know these existed

Is she from some obscure thirdie country?

slap yourself and dance. sad drinking is for wimps. happy drinking is for pimps!

what do we think of kenny rogers?

Icelandbro literally gave schizojeet PTSD holy shit

7 seconds later

kek

if your ancestors weren't here before WW2 you're gonna have to go back.

i dont think about him at all

i dont like dancing

hello. hows it going?
youtube.com/watch?v=_yDlCgJG6qU

kek

that movie is hilarious

she's polish, but was born and raised here. i think it's just something she was never exposed to. i'm kind of the same way, she's always shocked at the movies i haven't seen or tv shows i never saw an episode of.

I wanna to fucka my bosses whife

Well it's stupid anyways. I hate cheap, shitty plastic so much. I may really hate the federal government but I'm honestly glad they outlawed single use plastic crap.

nigga I've been here since 1492. We were the first Europeans to grace this land, not the Anglos

This character was underutilized

she's always shocked at the movies i haven't seen or tv shows i never saw an episode of

What kind of movies and TV shows are we talking about here THOUGH, because turbonormies are always shocked if you haven't watched some comedy slop like Friends, The Office, Parks & Rec etc.

post your DNA results

back to the future, indiana jones, cheers, those are the ones where she looked at me like i was a loon.

For me, it's Arrested Development

made another thread on Anon Babble that will probaby get 0 replies

For me it's Seinfeld.

back to the future, indiana jones,

I COMMAND you to have an Indiana Jones marathon this weekend

cheers

This is unironically for boomers doebeit unless you guys are old it shouldn't surprise anyone

you can command all you want, it's not gonna happen.

litlle leaf is seething

that's the most normie slop

I've got an irrational aversion to 90s alt guy vocals, though that doesn't extend to Cobain idk

please don't use the gamer word it's against the rules

Those movies are so good though bro
When you see them you'll understand

to be honest i skipped all the affair sections including all of tony's
it's just not interesting television if you're not a cuck or a woman
i skipped the generic sitcom talking points about kids growing up or contemporary politics of the 00s too
and i skipped all the marital confrontations/tensions/husband and wife bitching at each other sections in both this and breaking bad
i also skipped nearly all scenes with janice
i skipped a good half of the psychiatrist scenes because i would keep my hand on the button seeing if it was going to be cringe or kino
and i skipped nearly all of the scenes of the therapist talking to her therapist in that ultra cringe jexmaxxed hyper-emotional croaking voice
i skipped her rape scene too
if tony's fainting scenes got too long with the slowmo i skipped them too
if they played a cringe song in a scene that was just out of place i skipped it
i skipped most of the "their kids are mouthing off and repeating the same sulky behavior" scenes
i don't care how classic a series is I just won't watch bad quality tv segments

youtube.com/watch?v=8a_s3K5p2aQ

May I have this dance?

Icelandic anon was permanently banned from Anon Babble for spamming a video of a woman putting her heel through a dog's eyes.

why do jews hate whites so much? we never did anything to them...

blahpipo kicking a cat gif when I was making fun of blahpipo

torture

Idk if you're just that reddit to think that or if you're trying to do some sort of bizarre campaign to convince people who weren't there but that gif is like 20 years old and has been posted on Anon Babble alone like +25 times. Either way it's weird how much seethe this is all causing you Mr. Pakijeet

videos of deer getting hit by cars and going flying

Not funny.

jeet rekd videos

Hilarious!

Shut the fuck up weirdo

oh, i remember the other one. ghostbusters! i haven't seen either of them, and we actually got into an argument about it. she kept saying how important those movies were, and i kept pushing back saying that they're only important if you were caught up in the momentum of their cultural impact.

Cointoss to decide whether this is mega-based or zoomie attentionspan cringe.

Thinking of when my dad told me that Jan 6 wasn't a big deal since it was just a bunch of scared old men venting their frustrations, and I always wondered what could possibly make them "scared" after surviving the pandemic and the economic collapse of 2020.

and the only theory that makes sense is the existential dread and humiliation of seeing white Americans reduced from a majority to simply the largest, wealthiest, and most power plurality in the country, and that prospect is basically genocide.

Goshesque post

does his hair slope like that naturally?

just because you're not asian it doesn't mean you can't be my girlfriend, i would just prefer if you were

Jan 6 wasn't a big deal

It literally wasn't thoughbeit

he looks tired. or has diving as a hobby.

or, did, since the video's clearly from the late 70s

manlet GODS rule over you, remember that

Man, cats don't know (What?) what it's gon' be
Fuckin' with a nigga like me
D to the M to the X (X)
Last I heard, y'all niggas was havin' sex (uh) with the same sex (woo)
I show no love (yeah) to homo thugs (nah)
Empty out, reload, and blow more slugs (boom)
How you gonna explain fuckin' a man?
Even if we squash the beef, I ain't touchin' your hand (aight?)
I don't fuck with chumps (yeah)
For those that been to jail
That's the cat with the Kool-Aid on his lips and pumps (uh)
I don't fuck with niggas that think they broads
Only know how to be one way, that's the dog (woo)
I know how to get down, know how to bite (bite)
Bark very little, but I know how to fight (fight)
I know how to chase a cat up in a tree
Man, I'll give y'all niggas the business for fuckin' with me
Is you crazy?

the attention span panic of the 20s will be looked back on with contempt - those kids were retarded long before they got their hands on insta reels.
I won't watch cringe shit. If Junior scenes veer too far into cringe I skip those too.
Remarkably I always still know what is going on in the mafia in each episode, most scenes in the series are completely extraneous so it's fine to just skip the ones you don't like.
Oh I skip the Christopher shooting up scenes too usually becuase nothing ever fucking happens in them.
It was also a glowie psyop as admitted before Congress under oath, and unlike BLM did not result in the deaths of 17 people in one city.

pretty sure they've had hair and make up done.

thoughts on this rendition of patience? youtube.com/watch?v=myZ32Pf-5PE

Yeah, like BARELY anyone was killed, and it's not like the calm and rational protestors managed to get their hands on any of the Congressmen they intended to have a peaceful debate with.

Why did Trump pardon all the glowies?

DMX fathered 15 children.

he gave it to 'em.

Chang and eng father 21

Because he is a weak man of relatively few moral convictions running as a moderate socialist, despite media larping

I never liked the original itfp. For 90s folk rock ballads I've got to go with
youtube.com/watch?v=A9_ffgwLVCs

chicken jockey

shitposting and seethe suddenly stops

Yep, I'm thinkin schizojeet caught a ban.

did you know that the term "woke" was originally african american slang?

I never liked the original itfp

same haha. I prefer chris's version

youtube.com/watch?v=NboOdzEkmZ0

my pronouns are xir/xim

Isn't it funny that schizojeet and terrone are brownoids but LARP as white supremacists?

Wake up put on a little makeup

You zoomies need to learn about classic modern kino like Cradle 2 Tha Grave

youtube.com/watch?v=WVXvR0TcM54

all white supremacists are brown tho

currently drunk

youtube.com/watch?v=Yv5_GMzX2vQ
I found this online, I think it's hilarious...just love outsider art

hey, slow down! i'm getting there!

brown latinxos are the last hope of the white race

From what I understand, "woke" simply means anything that's too black, feminist, or gay

Something like Django Unchained would be woke, since it depicts white southerners as the bad guys

im an antisemite first and foremost
t. terrone

youtube.com/watch?v=AR3Al4hPKYs

Gerry Adams is a terrorist.

iceland

also, I found about the Twigs through Fantano, they're sort of alright. The One is a great modern glam rock song, better than any of that late 90s glam revival stuff. And on what you posted they're doing a waltz, so I think they dig 70s glammy Sparks like me.

I am Latin American
The blood of the Conquistadors flows through my veins
The blood of Confederates flows through my veins
The blood of German National Socialists flows through my veins
The blood of Italian Fascists flows through my veins
The blood of Aztec warrior flows through my veins
My blood is the epitome of what it means to be a master moralist Ubermensch

After trying 6 zyns in 24 hours I can now say what nicotine actually feels like
Not amazing or anything so I'm not gonna get addicted

hey guys pipe down i need to study these japanese comic books before my big test on japanese culture tomorrow

yeah terrorizing ur mom

Shitting.

Twigs

this is definitely their better song
youtube.com/watch?v=nGCd8cNFLd0

but i also like this one youtube.com/watch?v=hmX2wsnzEGE

you're on point, what I posted before really was an amateur take on Neil Young by some overenthusiastic NM Indio stoners from the 80s

alexa execute order 66

does terrone even have a job lol

EXECUTE ORDER 88

also, Crazy Horse as such were a bit too bloodless. Neil Young is fucking magic.

here's an animated one

yeah but he's on parole, it's just temp. work

best anime i ever watched was ben10

I do yes
I work in IT support

thx cumbruther

I’m in the ghetto ra ta ta ta

ha! i just said that to her. she went, "yes my lord. hold on, i'm not a clone trooper!"

on parole for what

Might order cambodian food

Eloon’s son has the same protruding stomach problem

what's that like? You can get banh mi or nasi goreng in Slovenia nowadays, but not that

crickets?

youtube.com/watch?v=SQTbINMehUc

I'm getting noodle soup and rice porridge. I'll post a picture when it arrives. It's like Vietnamese food with more fish and more rice porridge, and some unique ingredients
Lmao

DA GHETTO DA FUNKING FUNKING GHETTO

heh

offences related to minors, or so I've been told by fellow /cum/sters

well I'm sorry you didn't get a Phil Collins of your own, America

that's a troon?

wouldn't be surprised

anyway, new

make a proper new you illiterate monkey

non meme new

brazilians aren't allowed to make /cum/