Conquer your land

Conquer your land

Carve some of our top dogs faces into your holy mountain

Fuck I’m gonna… I’m gonna FAVST

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conquer land of hunter gatherers using modern tech when 80% of them died of diseases

wow, so impressive

Tourist trap

The good guys btw.

Nigga your grandma got raped by fucking chink Russians with syphilis and now you suck a Turk dick for a living shutcho goofy non-FAVSTIAN ass up boi lmaoooo

It's such a stupid monument. why only those? Also looks unfinished. it's so stupidity

it's giving insecurity sis

placate indian objections by building a monument to crazy horse nearby

never fucking finish it

lol

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Oh wait I know this one, the guy on the left is the first hokage. Bro had great sage DNA or something.

That chink Russian had an industrial nation behind him. Not some olololo spearchuckers who traded land for liquor.

why do retarded zoomers keep incorrectly referencing faust
this is dumber than when they call everything iconic

They are referencing Spengler, dumbass leaf.

Also looks unfinished.

it is. but it's still the last great wonder of the world

why only those?

Washington, Jefferson and Lincoln for their revered placed in American history and role in either founding and expanding the American territory, and Teddy because of his initiatives to conserve the country's natural scenery.

Their faces will be there long after either of our nations cease to exist.

Also looks unfinished

because it is

I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.”

Skipped your English classes to play hoi4, little chuddie?

we really oughtta make a statue for those Indians we were so mean to

well we’re now about 20% done with it. Any input from the Indians about it so far?

uhhh no sir, most of them died a hundred years ago

oh, well then uhhh… I guess we’re done

always weird to realize how small these actually are

They did Hamilton dirty

fuck I've never heard about this.

Chuddie? Anon it's made of Granite lol. Did you skip your geology?

It's because of the Hokage Rock in Naruto

Most natives weren't hunter-gatherers lol.
Kraut seethe is always so uninformed.

I've been twice. The first time I went my girlfriend and I were in a cross country road trip from PA to Cali back to PA and we almost skipped Rushmore thinking who cares. But we decided to go since it was nearby and it actually was better than I expected. I always thought it would suck so my expectations were low. It's way cooler in person than I ever thought it could be. Also, Crazy horse is pretty cool but you can't get up close.

South Dakota is so underrated. Badlands, Black Hills, interesting Indian reservations. I did a trip where I just spent 15 days camping and hiking in ND, SD, and NE and again passed it went for 30 minutes and enjoyed it still. If you're in the area it will probably exceed your expectations. I wouldn't visit SD just for it but SD actually has a ton to offer, super underrated state.

Also it is unfinished they were going to do the tops of bodies too but stopped

Placate Indians by building a monument

Except Rushmore was built using federal money and Crazy horse is basically the passion project of a polish-americas family who has refused any federal funding whatsoever which is why it's taking so long.

You think aren't people like xx planing to blow it up.

from my most recent visit. You also get cool angles of it driving up or things like you can see Washington's face between two rocks etc.

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Yeah, the famous agricultural societies of Cahokia… that collapsed before Columbian contact.

Like who? If this is some schizoid shit just miss me with it.

not a cult btw

Joseph Smith sphinx

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All eastern woodland natives were agriculturalists. Have you never heard of the Three Sisters? Squash, maize. beans. They were slash-and-burn agriculturalists, though, and migrated relatively often, but agriculturalists nonetheless.

Seriously how do you know about Cahokia but don't know basic facts about their descendants?

migrated

agriculturalists

No he's right. About the three sisters planting that is. The line between settled farming and hunter-gathering in native societies is a bit blurred at times though.

Yes, anon, places like Egypt had that shit figured out by like 6000 BC already. It’s proto-farming at best.

um sweetie, even if you farm you aren't agricultural unless you settle down in one location 24/7

are germs this retarded generally or are you just a special case of stupid?

Somehow the Mesoamericans and the Inca settled down to have a proper civilization. The Maya practiced slash and burn agriculture too btw. But the NA Indians totally just didn’t vibe with that stuff. It’s not like it’s a universal pattern across all civilizations from the Inca to the Chinese.

When are they adding Trvmp

This thread is making miss the Dakotas so much. Pic related where I camped in the badlands (tent in bottom right)

Lol I've been there it's called Gilga park or something in SLC. I have pics

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Okay? And what's the point? Are you so obsessed with trying to make an argument out of nothing that you can't take simple facts being splayed out? Is that why you ignored me when I simply pointed out Rushmore is made of granite? lol

"These people didn't follow the same historical development pattern as others did therefore they aren't farmers even though their whole society was oriented around farming maize."

Nigga the Cherokee have a whole ceremony called the green corn ceremony or something based around their worship of corn. They were agricultural. Idk why that bothers you so much.

i love the china seethe game

I’m just saying you boasting about fucking up a bunch of primitives is kinda pathetic desu. It’s like being proud of smashing an ancient era barb unit with musketmen in civ. Congrats.

The developer speaks Japanese fluently and regularly visits there. I don't think he is seething at anything.

North Dakota comfy sunset surrounded by bison herds and wild mustangs and prairie dog colonies

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Human-wave a numerically and technologically inferior people

TRVLY FAVSTIAN

europeans will never let the truth get in the way of good old-fashioned OBSESSION

We fucked up all sorts of primitive tribes, its true.
For instance, the Alemanni, Suebi, Franks and Saxons that make up modern Germany. :)

American attempts at comebacks are about as pathetic.

Just like the german attempt at a comeback after losing round 1.

lil bro thinks he in a fighting game on god :skull:

Is there a scientific consensus on why germanic nations are incapable of humor?