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So, what have you gayboys been up to today?
might treat myself to a hot sweaty chwank
i see thank you
Old crisps didn't have salt on them, but they came with a packet of salt, so you could apply salt yourself
this is very british
any good posts going?
*scritch scritch scritch*
Virus please please don't click
Toil
Pretending to toil
kiss him for 43 million?
thinking about if uk was an elder scrolls game
i think khajit would be albanians
Toil
Pretending to toil
yeah same. erm... "ktim"
HERE I AM
ROCKING LIKE SLIMANI THUG
is this the actual thread?
Shaggedtoil with the bf earlier
nah mate
this one gets deleted in a bit
but we like to stick it to el janito
TIMMY! WHY YOU BAK FROM WAK?
not happy about this
akinfenwa
scmrsing
'worked' from home.
its actually jokes how little i work yet today i had a meeting with my boss and he was saying how pleased with my performance he is. desu, the work i am doing is top notch and ive been leading on a big project from its conception.
Why does ziedy have a uk flag now
It's going to be painful, yes. It's going to be painful, mmhmm. It's going to hurt, you bet.
wait a minute this isn't even /brit/
Ewww do your willies love each other
cherry meets an aubergine
5 years after graduating with a First I'm polishing cutlery and making coffees for just above minimum wage
open the fukcing pu b
You arrive in Arizona
Got a 2:2 and I'm on 6 figures 7 years later
*immediately dies from heat exhaustion*
thinking about what im going to cook the gfberg for dinner tomorrow
Nigga that's mars
haha funny that x
brb to kms
was that a rustler group uni?
i got a first from a poly and walked into a job in industry
above minimum wage
alri richy rich
HOLD TIGHT
CARDIFF CRU
BRISTOL CRU
BIRMINGHAM CRU
LONDON CRU
but to be fair the coffees you make are really excellent
on 230k me
don't remember this episode
raping my arse with my arse
odd thread. do better
yeah
my own doing mostly. just never really knew what industry to go into. never applied for any grad schemes besides civil service fast track
now I'm unhireable
Melanie went to Dripsley's yard
Chemical castration for paedophiles and other sex offenders will be piloted in 20 prisons and could be made mandatory, Justice Secretary announces
mad how i spend like £20 a week on snacks but im hesistant to buy a game for £15
actual /brit/ thread instead of whatever the fuck this is
Many Irish couples in the UK took in refugees
any optics man want to come in and tell us why the pixels in the tv are all wavy
bad news for discord moderators
It's too late for me
It's entirely too late
I look back at notebooks from five years, some even from ten years ago and I'm dealing with exactly the same problems
Nary a clue gained
nah. I’ll tell you how I operate. Say I have a cat worth 45 million. Say some traveller chap wants to buy this cat from me. I give him the cat and tell him hold onto the money. He’s my bank.
didn't alan turing get chemically castrated? when did they stop doing this?
getting thursday night drunk
that's a secret episode you're not allowed to watch
brow up
Don't see how chemical castration will make things better
Doesn't struggling to get hard and being unable to cum just make rapists rape harder?
reckon it's interference of light waves
they did that cos he was gay, not cos he was a nonce
Irish couples living in the UK welcomed refugees into their homes
back on the booze
ye but it's all considered a sexual offence (at the time)
kittynomics
blue peter shaggers
disgrace
Fuck sake she's walled hasn't she
give the white man a crumb of freedom and anonymity and watch them say nigger
331K likes
are you chaps worried about the internet
Not particularly
Janny... erm...
there's a no racism policy here? yeah...
there's a gent over there being somewhat racist...
is it true that 'nigger' was hardly ever used in britain before the great americanization?
lets just say im ive dne done a sick up of the booze
dunno
If you want to make an Irish person happy, put them among a group of sweaty Caribbeans
Hear about the new way Yorkshire folk are taking Ecstasy? Taking it like snus.
They call it ee bah gum
ee by gum lad
snorting isnt new
It was used mostly in a sort of funny sense like calling your dog or a type of brown cake n*gger
We didn't have very many black people to use it on until the Windrush disaster
I think in the African colonies they had their own words for blacks like "munt" or "af" or "kaffer"
UK signs £101m-a-year deal to hand over Chagos Islands
Imagine Israel doing this if they were in the UK's position. Not in a million years
Ee by gumbling
it's an island on the other side of the world rorke, get over it
wow you must be old to remember those times
Thanks for making the threads unusable for the last few days you tossers
The McCloughlins welcomed Umboko into their home
it's weird considering our military also uses the diego garcia base, you'd think we wouldn't allow this
In my family we talk to older generations and inherit knowledge
don't get this. no reason, not in my wildest dreams
migrate
came here to make another post about chagos but I can see you've got me covered
so upset
devastated, in fact
Gibraltar will be given back to spain
Northern ireland will be given back to ireland
That little airbase section of Cyprus will be given back to Cyprus
Falklands will be given back to argentina
All the overseas territories will be redistributed to various neighboring countries
The empire will finally be exterminated 100%
No vestiges of it will exist in the forms of little piss ant islands in the middle of the Atlantic ocean
Fuck the british empire and all it stood for tbqhwyl
not if i have anything to say about it
and we'll pay all our money to these countries
british people will just become little slaves, working our entire lives to pay people who don't even have the military capabilities to force us to
If someone mentions they'd been in the army should I talk about it with them
drunk too much now
might sick up this muck
ask them about it they have funny stories to tell
i normally just wait until they start telling mad stories
why wouldnt you?
Sir Cock and Ball Torture
could be shell shocked
don't want to set them off
cool story
i do get tempted to ask my mates if they've killed anyone, but never do. Assume the answer is yes
today I found out bongs pride themselves in picrelated and praise it as the safest plug ever
mfw it has a built in fuse you have to fucking replace (kek) when it gets triggered
my face it has to be so "safe" because britbong electrical circuits are so shit they can unironically overload
mfw this bulky piece of shit is so big you can't even fit multiple of them next to each other without having massive gaps
mfw bongs unironically think they're the only ones who have grounding contacts or safety mechanisms to prevent electrocuting yourself
KEEEEK
ive never had a fuse in a plug blow
banger of a plug that. brings a tear to my eye x
fantastic plug. thanks for reminding me how amazing it is x
corrr wish we had those plugs. how do they do it?
shut it two pin troglodyte
what the fuck I just did a Barclays mortgage calculator and it says they can’t give me enough to buy the house wtf
mmhmm ovaldem going to do a few numbers on her x
bad luck
looks like you're going to have to continue paying rentberg so that he can go on another 12 month holiday to his spanish villa
omdsss state of yous lot
presently having a big back and forth hostile argument with someone somewhere on Anon Babble over something I don't believe at all but being extremely confident about it just to see what it's like. I've seen so many such arguments but have never done one myself you see. it's a bit fun like seeing what it's like to be a career politician or a defense attorney for blatant murderers or something just trying to sound so sure on shaky points and made up ground.
hmm yeah good post i agree
behold, the superior design.
rorke supports this but also wants black immigrants in europe to go to africa
nigga got the Aubenleiter Neutralleiter
idk anything about this neek shit, always assumed it was just another reddit thing
arbeit macht frei
14 porcelain
14 onyx
Jobseekers Course are giving out to me for telling them I don't need a class on how to do a job interview.
rorke lives in your head rent free
Girls outside wearing shorts...
Rorke telling his mummy that he won't get a job because that's what the Jews want him to do
going for a pee and a poo if that;sz alrightbq qith y
brad
it has a built in fuse you have to fucking replace (kek) when it gets triggered
errr BVSED???? Blows the fuse rather than literally anything else.
How about you blow us! Blowjob pun, oral sex and that.
cronem got dem waves done
when was rorke's last post?
the younger generations don't support israel
looks like something out of a third world country
disappointed in you lad for ever even reaching job seekers, every irishlad I've met in real life was a real grafter
literal alien technology for bongs
every day with them getting them done, you should update us when they aren't getting them done
but thats bad news
i have one of these that can handle 4 plugs and is smaller than the one in your pic
wait till you get to the discovery of central breakers lmfao
190 hated the Rorke gimmick because he never understood it
looking at twitter makes me want to quit the internet
looks ugly af
australian plugs mog both. what a beautiful design
wait till you get to the discovery of fanny lmfao
Ooooh done him
got my nips out for the lads
grazie italia
holy shit your still going on about him lmao let it go already
he looks sad
Girlfriendberg is giving me an ultimatum on voting Reform
Knew I should never have discussed politics with her
how is this practical
the big plug is always going to block one of the smaller plugs
just say you're voting something else next time then? simple as
um
we have those too you mong
have heatherpaedo/ziedbelg and the poo spambot ever been around at the same time?
thats him done then
Sign of weakness though ent it
just sneezed on the cat
meant to pos thtis here aha
they're the same poster
the bbc spam stops and then the pooposting starts
wait till you get to the discovery of fanny
h-how is this practical my bong brain can't fathom it
KEK
POOOOO
CONTINENTALS GET OUT
australia plug be like :ough:
Overengineered ugly slop
This is why you lost the war
got some pringles for the first time in yonks and i swear they're thinner
the ol' capitalist squeezing out every last penny of our enjoyment
disliked water
going out to Manchester tomorrow, anyone want a wank done in public to them?
poo revolution
sleeper cell cronem kicking and screaming in their cages waiting to be released for tomorrow's uninitiated 3 pm freshmeat
Typical Aussie thing, quirky for the sake of it
Literally upside down as well because it's Down Under
at least you don't speak german
>my face it has to be so "safe" because britbong electrical circuits are so shit they can unironically overload
Why do you have these?
think i'll go back to playing pokemon tbqhwyl
reckon I'm oversocialised
umming hard atm
nigerian guards handing fried chicken to the sleeper cell cronem they're throwing the bones back out in protest and vigorously rattling the steel door
they're demanding a fresh busload of 3 pm primemeat
because you can still be a retard and decide to short a circuit. physics don't stop existing mate, but at least we aren't retarded enough to save up on copper and build ring circuits (tru story)
All my chiggas in Chagos (Chagos)
We ain't shopping at Argos (Argos)
Fly the Airbus round Mar-a-Lagos (nyooom)
Lockheed Martin like vamos (vamos)
meet me outside the alchemist, or maybe maccies in piccadilly gardens if thats better for you
I said a nig nog a niggy
A niggy to the nig nig nog you can't stop a woggin to the chimchampanzee said up jump the panzee to the wigger to the jigga the boo
had something important to post but i've forgotten it
because you can still be a retard and decide to short a circuit.
Same reason we also have central breakers
right that's it I'm filtering IKEAland
also ABBA only have like 3 decent songs
it's very important that you remember and then post
we are counting on you
we also have central breakers
omdssss he keeps embarrassing himself
Fucking hell
8 years with gfberg
Down the drain
I'm almost 30
It's over
too bad your breakers don't do shit when you overload a circuit LMAO
that's why you need these fuses inside your literal socket connectors
Watching a sexy Korean girl dance on twitch
Kissing my teeth and throwing my faeces and singing along (to the radio edit)
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eat my ass
Got Labour on my dick (bounce bounce)
Yeah Starmer is my bitch (turn him round)
Busting on Reeves's tits (ooohh shit)
And Lammy's sucking the tip (slurp slurp)
That's just how it goes down in Chagos (facts)
On the beach, in our cargos (shorts)
Banging some nice hoes (yum)
Don't need no windows (nope)
too bad your breakers don't do shit when you overload a circuit LMAO
Yes they do
you're on Anon Babble bragging about electrical sockets
just reflect on how pathetic your life is for a few minutes
how do I undersocialise myself from being oversocialised
what are they on about lads
It's more over for me than you now
You are above me
dont worry about it kitten x
Code for gay bumwank porn technique
you met gfberg around my age and i still haven't met gfberg so i hate you
I have the smallest cock on /brit/ and it's not even close
you're not that old bro
relax
not usually one to dig for compliments, but did anyone like my rap? wrote that just for you lads
it was wonderful
What this one? Yeah it's fab
if you post a pic I swear to god I'll tribute it
twas propa
LOL
it was shite
pure shite
pressed the red button two seconds into the performance
had a little wank to it cheers lad
Yes they do
no they don't
Ring circuits provide low protection against overcurrents
To minimize safety risks - ring circuits can deliver more current than appliance flexible power cords can handle - each plug requires a fuse
I'm actually quite enjoying the Danish contribution
Sir Biomass Destroyer
the romans believed small cocks are signs of intelligence and civilized nobility
yeah they do mongboy
no they don't
Yes they do
cheers all
means a lot to me
germans really are all extremely autistic
even more so than the freak spamming scat
Finna go to bed soon lads
Much prefer the French
Have sex
I loathe all continentals except italian women
following an ant around and screaming at it
hello cunts
got some blisters on my heel from walking a lot
what do you think of that?
Alright Cody, how goes it
breaking in some new shoes? x
no mate
they're kicks ive had for about a year
just a lot of walking recently
did you know there is a bong law telling them where to plug in their appliances, because bong circuits are so shit?
gott strafe ingerland und zat
Rorke's creps
how do i stop being oversocialised
the house in fata morgana
the soundtrack was good but the story was like it was written by a teenager
we all make mistakes you're nice really and I didn't mean you A
easy mate
become a vagrant and wondering around the moors
it stops an earth fault from occurring and starting a fire?
really not sure what your point is here
you're the worst type of autist
I reccomend Umineko xx
Don't know anything about electrics truth be told
I hope Israel wins Eurovision is it in on the bbc
bbc
Fuck sake need a wank now
Barbie sins retired to young and kagney linn shylya'd herself
Please watch the brand new music video "Supernatural" from Ariana Grande
japs: "what's wrong with sake?"
I don't do shit that isn't dope. I'm like Kayne West.
Thanks for the love x
youtu.be
Can't stop won't stop
Ain't no party like a Diddy party
thinking of Mallard x
riding a steam loco in heaven now
been pub now I'm on the cans
*jumps out my chair and starts laying into you*
based drinker
no booze for me tonight, got a big weekend ahead of me
And if you don't like it fuck you
Everything is illegal these days
The only chains I'll ever know is death's
I'm tired of your life wasting apathy
Fuck your electronic life
Rules without meaning
Rich with work
Fuck it
NHH
what the helly british remix:
what the helly
i like to watch the bbc on the telly what the helly
had a sensible chuckle at this
good lad. got a busy weekend myself but got a taste for it so fancy a few cans before bed
watching live at the apollo
what?
Naw i'm not posting in that Leaf freak thread
someone make a real new
beautiful white European woman :)