LOVELY FUCKING IN DIRE NEED OF BRACES edish
/brit/
on the cans!
janny won't allow it
key to her cucks chastity cage around her neck
implying it isn't the key to her cage
why do chastity cages have to be associated solely with humiliation?
need gf who pisses through a steel grate pointlessly strapped to her vagina
genuinely really upset about chagos
really shows how undemocratic our system is
why should who I voted for as my MP decide this?
because that's quite literally how parliamentary democracy works
why should who I voted for as my MP decide this?
are you actually disabled?
parliamentary democracy is undemocratic
Any runtoilers in?
how is it
We should have a system like Switzerland where they have many referendums on various issues every year
should be a referendum on these sorts of issues
you can't properly represent the countries views with just a few parties
some policies (like this one) were not put in any manifesto and don't necessarily fall along party political lines
the system is undemocratic because it produces many results that the population would disagree with if asked
My cm punk collection
but the people are retarded
really shows how undemocratic our system is
Peasants in this country got deluded after ww2 thinking they have a say in matters
"you are a dog" and "filthy dog" are easily understood as third worlder insults, as white westerners tend to generally like and respect dogs and don't see it as an insult. "The dog", "big dog", "top dog", "you dog" are more likely to be compliments from a white person
Wales is older than England. It’s one of the original Celtic nations, with its own language (Cymraeg) that predates English.
I agree but currently it wouldn't work
you can't rely on the population to vote sensibly
they are simply too under-educated and haven't grown up in a democratic culture
but if we worked on building a more a more egalitarian society (e.g. as in Switzerland where they don't really have a class system) it could work
part of the problem I describe
Labour will be attempting to give away Kent to France next
you arrive in New Hitler City, 20047AD
want to cum when i hear women speak welsh
wanking out a poo
vagina?
really?
England was Wales at one point
Thoughts on the Waitrose shop?
absolutely
and we'll pay them £1 billion every year to use the port of dover
that's what women have where the penis would be
Reminder that Adolf Hitler was a 20th century modernist who enjoyed progress, science, industry, skyscrapers, finance, engineering, medicine, and the Aryan race was a reflection of that modernism
He didn't have time for Himmler's schizo fantasy larp
if you work at supermarket why do you shop at a different one?
can you not cook? aren't you nearly 30?
shutup
get some veggies in there
Dont like southern fried tbqh
obvious bait and its got all of you mongs
marginally more poor quality meat in there than is between your legs
Caution This trolley will stop suddenly if you try to leave the facility
Genuinely do not think we would have invented stuff like this in a country where there were no niggers
Got told by the big, big boss to toil from home if I'm able to
apparently the fucking Latvian told him I was 'in a lot of pain and couldn't work' at some fucking meeting
Lads, since I'm toiling from home tomorrow, I need something to binge watch
qrd on himmler's schizo fantasy larp?
It's ugly.
I need something to binge watch
The Sopranos season 1
we're at the point greggs are putting everything behind counters
it can only be because of 'them'
not bad
They gotta learn to classify.
just pick a random month in brit history 6+ years ago and print loads of brit threads from the archive to read and study ancient gimmiques
How to win friends and influence people by dale poo niggy
whos them
lol what idiot racists you are
white working class are just as bad
Give me one monkey and I will play with it.
Led Zeppelin wrote some of their most iconic songs at this little 18th-century Welsh cottage.
The cottage was used as a holiday home during the 1950s by the family of young Robert Plant, who would become the band's lead singer and lyricist. Despite its lack of running water or electricity, Plant eventually returned to the cottage with his bandmates in 1970.
The band's sixth studio album released in 1975 features an instrumental track titled "Bron-Yr-Aur." It goes without saying that Led Zeppelin was heavily inspired by this cottage and its breathtaking surroundings.
When was the first /brit/ thread
Hitler is techno
Himmler is dungeon synth
the two sides of the Aryan
God I love you.
its a turkish barbers now
get it all tarmacced
NEED SXYPRN BACK RIGHT NOW
what we do in life, echoes in eternity
shall be dining on penis tonight
The thought didn't match my hand.
April 2013
By Valhalla, Odin himself
mad that someone might have been posting in here for 12 years
isabel
tis whom? Scani?
bet her breath stinks
Varg is more well known for dungeon synth and black metal but he made two techno tracks as well.
Haha yeah it would be mad if someone had been on Anon Babble for at least 12 years... proper mad...
yeah aha, mad
You ain't that much, buddy.
UK signs deal to hand over Chagos Islands and lease back military base for £101m a year
The event would be a nothingburger if it wasn't for the whole paying millions for the privilege to hand somewhere "back". There is no way to positively spin it, and it becomes the headline instead of the actual positives going on of long awaited pay rises for teachers and doctors.
Listen pal, I have tolerated you because at least you're better than Belgium nonce, but don't start getting uppity.
26 year old american male living in England. What do I do for enjoyment here? I don't really know anyone
Are you niggers?
sucking a poowong
Emmett Garcin ahh post
have a wank
enjoyment
???
Look at this..
Just did that, I've been here for 6 months now I'm so bored
Go on Anon BabbleCasualUK and ask if anyone wants to go to the pub with you
wonder what the first ban on brit was for
pretty good desu
the OP of this thread still posts here at least occasionally
well that's just wrong
the trump administration would have been very upset if we hadn't kept the military base so it would still be major news
that's why we are paying them
I am you.
Monty Pyke. Be there.
Almost
might play some pokemon on my switch
why don't we just invade mauritius for christ's sake
what are they going to do about it
anyone know why I haven't fallen in love yet?
bit sad that I was robbed of love in my school/uni days
seems like it's impossible now
I am and I are all We
Uppity
Feeling blackpilled and furious.
much to the chagrin islands of rorke
KA Carribbean cola and their other Carribbean drinks are peng
Four hours of Zone 2 cardio completed. One more hour to go for the week and I'll be able to relax knowing that I'm better than the rest of the population.
Now. You will never guess this one.
woke rubbish
are you talking about the spoons in London? I might be around there this weekend
Modern women aren't worth falling in love with
for me it was never trying
would just walk around seeing young couples and wonder what's wrong with me and then continue putting in less than zero effort into trying to change things
ktim
My wife is my best friend
dont know. I'm lonely but I never really meet a girl that I like, or a girl that is interested in me. Last time I loved a girl she fucked my best friend
I like this one
lol pwnd
and jamal is her best friend
XD
I look hot in the mirror and fucking ugly on my phone camera
Last time I loved a girl she fucked my best friend
They do that
does thinking churchill is based make me a rorke
focal length
I am the driver of the f1 in the ad below wtf they on about?
gay
Get wet shit streaks in the toilet bowl every time I shit
Isn’t worth scrubbing it if it just happens all of the time
Someone nicked your girlfriend!?
rough.
Googled it it seems to be like for actual cameras like photography
sour grapes
well you're wrong
Get back!!!
I robbed myself of love maybe
who knows
hard to say
yalta conference made him look like a bitch
drink loads of water and use my piss as a powerhose in these situations
I’m talking about the selfie camera like on snapchat
pobody’s nerfect
fallen in love with a girl that I can’t date
oh dear
Shoot the dane.
lmao
No it means you are ignorant of his life/career
ah right i see
focal length
just feels impossible to fall in love now
no options at toil and maybe the way dating apps are set up it's impossible to fall in love
shagging schoogirls, good
:)
shagging schoolgirls, bad
:(
same except she's a fictional character
taking selfies with my 600mm phone camera
Blowjob or handjob
After 10 years I've come to the following conclusion:
Both mewing and jelqing do not work.
the ones from broken families always send the filthiest snapchats from their chinkshit android phones
I am aboutta bust a nut
not our problem
Handjob is more erotic and feels better
*^____^*
Ok.
was a weird asocial cunt at school
how weird would it be to contact a girl I went to school with on linkedin and ask her on a date?
pubic
What the fuck is even going on on snapchat. Spotlight is basically 80% young girls recording their legs or whatever while sitting in bed.
Why the fuck am I getting these signals?
Leave them.
am i dead or is /brit/ dead
More anti jelqing propaganda
Post some proof or fuck off
too much spam earlier scared everyone off
Was gonna message my old dad but he is in Melbourne Australia but I see no Aussie flags on /brit/ and checked and its 4:25am so id best not.
making a jackoid potato for dinner but need to go to tesco to get ingredients to stuff it with
what should i get?
apparently it's against the rules to report the extremely low quality "egyptian" posts
I guess the mods hold him near and dear to their hearts
Can't hurt to try. Whats she gonna do? Tell the rugby team at school so they will bully you tomorrow.
*cut away gag to you at school being pushed around by the rugby team while she films it and laughs*
I likes me a simple tuna and cheese.
Bet they’re bulky lads with thick legs corrrr
Bet they get up to some mischief in the locker room heh
poo jacket potato
lol
she might say no
and then I wouldn't be able to fantasise anymore
butter salt pepper sour cream and maybe chives or spring onions
those are the only things that belong in a baked potato
My gf is ugly but it’s okay because so am i
I'LL be there, will YOU?
but you don't have knudsen sour cream there so it's all pointless anyway
fish and potatoes
nothing more british then that
Sir Jewish Wife
yawned so hard earlier i pulled a muscle under my mouth
Dananagram was such a good ig account
F
Bro?
you misspelt beans and cheese
Done that it’s scary I always feel I’m gonna lock my jaw and my mouths gonna be stuck open
and then I wouldn't be able to fantasise anymore
Good point. I often think about girls from my past and fantasise about some circumstantial meeting were we meet up and she realises she is madly in love with me and was all along. Honestly id be too embarrassed to try and engineer it over linkedin.
Roast pork n cider
sucked a bbc so big earlier i pulled a muscle under my mouth
dont have any particular reason to dislike homosexuals but i still do. quite a lot in fact
think my washing machines fucked I put some cum stained pants in their earlier and they’ve still got a stain
beefberg wellington
Ancient Babylon invented fish
Native Americans invented potatoes
Your move rorke
Rugby teams are notorious for their poofter antics. Not the rugby team I played for, mind.
doctor fingered my arse today
it's not the best decision
Copulating a shite
You need to turn it on
grindr quickie was it?
did he find the hamster?
dont mind respectful benders that just want to have bum sex in the privacy of their own home
its the latex buttplug up the arse in public ones that flaunt it everywhere and think having a piss orgy on pride is a divine right of being a poof that make me resent them
gotten really good at not having any thoughts now
can go entire days without a single one
zoomers be like "we're cooked"
Did he buy you a drink first?
well done
you've reached enlightenment
catberge on a crazy one
I'm just trying to mongmax
is that what buddhists are doing? mongmaxing?
the correct thing to do is have a baked potato as a side with your steak or barbecued chicken or perhaps a piece of grilled fish rather than trying to make a meal out of a baked potato by itself
forcing beans cheese or tinned fish into it will not fix the situation
yeah yeah
you've clearly never had beans and cheese on a spud before
forced my willy into your mum and fixed her situation desu
lol basedcatberge
thanks so much for sharing
Rugby teams are notorious for their poofter antics.
Its not actually gay though its just banter
a good baked potato is a very beautiful thing and shouldn't be tampered with nor should it be a meal unto itself
these are the key points we need to remember
wish i had like 5 little sisters growing up
raping my arse with a pineapple
A YN reacts to /brit/
going for a piss then going to tesco if there is no blood in the piss
elders react to mousenonce
/brit/ is dead
so slow for a thursday evening
wanking out 5 poos
why would it prevent you going tesco
X.com ? no! Xi.ch
coz id be going to A&E instead
bitta blood came out when i spunked earlier
if there was more blood going to the hospital
but you either feel capable of going tesco or you dont. seeing the blood wont change that
stop going to hospital you're burdening the NHS. dial 111 for NHS 24 or contact your GP in the morning
troll
if you can walk then get your to tesco. Hospital will be there after
went to look at the Anon Babble thread. shan't be going again.
i’m faustian
might do a cheeky 5k tonight x
very bored right now
do a 5k
so was there blood in the piss lad?
whys this place so dead
have a pooey bum wank
we've all got proper hobbies now mate
they left me here to let everyone know before we shut down /brit/ for good
listening to Radiohead - No Surprises and yet again having a cry at how horrible grim shit and overall awful it all is lads
are you yeah?
youtube.com
just a couple of sensitive young men (we're 30)
any lorry drivers here? It looks dead hard but Indians can do it so idk
Not been bored since I was a child, there's so much to do.
and that's a problem frankly
boredom drives a lot of action
Fucking hurt when I had that done a few years ago, most uncomfortable thing I've ever experienced.
/brit/? what is this, some kind of islnad?
it was announced he had died from a cocktail of drugs with heroin, methadone, pregabalin, cocaine and zopiclone found in his system, with a secondary finding of benzodiazepine
bought a hand-blender, so shall be making a few litres of carrot soup tonight
rather my arse fell off from arse cancer than have a man up my arse with his finger trying to trick me
Not been nonced since I was a child, there's so much to do.
More like hand-bender
mental how good an album Demon Days was, can still remember heading into HMV and buying the CD
i thought the lend-lease program was made to give our allies shit for free, how did we put you into debt from it?
sent that freak flying
mental how good an album Demon Days was, can still remember heading into HMV and having a wank to gay thoughts in the toilets before buying the CD
we're out doing a 5k
Mental how fucking terrible mainstream music is now, the stuff I hear at the gym beggars belief. Dance remixes of old songs which are just dance drums over some autotuned mong since I'm blue da be dee or some other shite.
dance drums over some autotuned mong since I'm blue da be dee
know exactly which song you're referring and have a tremendous hatred of it too
bit too mainstream for me, i was into the mars volta back then
how does one untangle catberge from this situation
They also did a Boney M one which was the laziest remix I've ever heard in my life but normies fucking love it.
all my colleagues at my new job, which I tried very hard to get, are uni students just doing it for the summer
everyone thinks I'm a student / doing it on the side, but the truth was no one else would hire me
You don't, that's its life now
scran alert
who are those armitage skanks who build all those loos
how do I get in touch with them? is it like banksy?
doing it on the side
Are you working there full time? If so it would be dumb to assume you're "doing it on the side"
pork is overrated, easily the worst widely available meat type and half the population can't even eat it
Sausages and bacon are nice, anything else is tasteless.
Pork is the best meat
pork chops
sausages
bacon
gammon
sausage rolls
Can't beat a bit of pig
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
getting raped
agreed. no other meat matches its versatility.
*scritch scritch scritch*
half of the FIGHTING AGE population*, rorke
musk broke twitter again
half the population can't even eat it
hilarious
Was she the perfect woman
pooberg screeching to be let out
you can make sausages from most types of meat, lamb chops mog pork chops, gammon is meh, bacon is the quintessential overrated food
true in some locations and age groups
Mental how the welsh
neighbour's dog reacts to my presence as if I were Satan himself come to drag everyone he knows to hell
No I know. the muslim population
random food rules
how come there is a bong ripoff of lay's
true. Chicken, beef, and lamb all clear
"Ready salted"
what on earth does this mean. Why are Brits like this
So, what have you fellas been up to today?
lamb chops mog pork chops
I strongly disagree. Lamb is greasy and fatty. Pork is just tasty. Bit of apple sauce on there - peng.
SIR TAB CLOSER
TODAY I AM SHOWING NO MERCY ON THE OBSCENE AMT OF TABS I HAVE OPEN
CLEAN IT UP
will wait for the new to post my post
used to be there was a salt packet and you had to salt them to taste yourself
Both Lay's and Walkers are owned by Pepsi. Walkers is just a British brand and it was bought by Pepsi.
Ooooh gotcha. makes more sense now
Old crisps didn't have salt on them, but they came with a packet of salt, so you could apply salt yourself
Then they came out with crisps which already had salt applied - "ready salted" (already salted)
Now question why they didn't name them "Already Salted"