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edisyong GTA VI

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The poster below this post is gay

The poster above me is lying and also gay

Fake and gay poster above

^tsmt

TRVKE

Constant feeling of impending doom

i constantly have this heavy feeling on my chest , the feeling that something terrible is looming around the corner , and as a result of my neetdom, the consequences will be tenfold! . usually get his feeling in the dead hours of the night. Anyone else here with this feeling?

Choosing Again: I denounce YEHOVAH.
I denounce Yeshua/Jesus.
I denounce Muhammad/Allah.
I denounce Abraham.

Hail Jupiter-Eloah, explicitly & implicitly. Selah.

Amen, so mote it be.

stfu freddit

NO U

stfu freddit

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im not mkl chud

then stop accusing peope who they're not, chud

so before modernity did islanders on smaller islands just pee in the ocean?
imagine lying back drinking a coconut watching your wives pee in the shallows
islanders cannot suffer

shut the fuck up michlan

lol freddit

The entire world was a shithole before modernity.

Would you guys kick out your mum if she did this?

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It's not like she is homeless.
She can live with her eldest son.

FAFO

Why do diaspora relatives think they own you

bought mapo tofu

Kirei....

smelling my nut sack in public rn

I am 28-female I did grew up overseas, was in long term relationship before for 7years with my German "X". Got engaged but long story short it didn't worked out.

I mean i got suitors but most of them are foreigns. Well i was trying to get attracted to my felo pinoys but it is always i find them too soft and sometmes cringe when it comes to dating.

Well I have this very strong character as what everyones describes me don't get me wrong with but majority says I have a very Aplha Woman character they even told me that my looks is very charismatic. Well I easily got turned off if a man is "BADUY" in filipino word. I wanted really a guy who' straight forward and I really hate it when they starts to use pick-up lines just get me hook, but Nahh! You gotta be kidding me side of my brain will shut them off instantly.

I mean I prefer a man who is really mature and with a strong character. Trying to find a felo Pinoy with this character I even tried dating 7 years older than me but I always failed too.

It's just why?

what the helly?

Nigger, pinoy men literally have nubile females. You fucking aged out and smart diaspora men have even better pickings.

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Copy-pasting dogshit from r*ddit is a sign of mental illness.

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brvtal jbw

what the helly?

im an incel in the sex tourist capital of the planet while foreigners get pussy like fruits from a tree

nigga everyone and their grandmas peed in the ocean they even peed in the rivers.
look at bong history they literally use the thames river as their sewage before modern plumbing became a thing and that was the capital of what was arguably one of the most powerful empire to ever existed.

female

ywnba

be one of nippons largest criminal group

your leaders are feared and former yakuzas

base your operations in flipland

act like sheep and keep low profiles in the cunt

kek this trope of foreign criminals organizations basing their hq in this shithole would never be not amusing.

But your country is a den for criminals and sexual deviants because you tolerate them you retarded ape

But it's only hot if it's an island wife peeing in the sea while living on a small island

(You)

jeet hands typed this

jeet hands typed this

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feeling like a throat goat tonight

G-gay Malay is real?!?!

what the helly?

uh no that's slang for dragon's breath (i smoke ten pack)

ten pack of dicks

Wife asks for seafood once again.

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Do Filipino women all know how to cook? If so I need a Filipino wife. Your nations dishes are genuinely some of my favourite.

tangalogs, how do respond to this? bisaryans are bullying us

if you marry them, they'll order food deliveries instead

jbw is cope for brown incels

unironically seeing "Teach men not to rape" craps in Kampuchea

Are you an expat?

That girl ask for it, she was wearing short shorts at fucking 15.

:(

No, just here for a longer term stay.

eh it was a golden bracelet.
People told each other all the time not to wear expensive jewelry shit because it would cause trouble.
Now, it's a rape and rob case.

Oh nice

Those chuds were young as fuck though.
If you ask me they wasted it on a local girl should have went after a chinese/korean baddie.

Your nations dishes are genuinely some of my favourite.

Unironically why?

If they were smarter, they would have just stole the bracelet and pay for the baddie.

jbw is cope for browncels

we literally admit white men are superior

bwc is too powerful

its over. cambodia will reach first world status before any of the martine seamonke cunts

I purposely don't wear underwear at night so I can smell the dried urine left at the tip of my penis. It smells pleasant after some time.

Filipinos will become maids for cambodian children for the superior riel

I am 28-female

hi
can we meet sex

likes the smell of dried urine

thats one of the gayest shit ive read in asean
and most of the time this thread is pretty fucking gay

t. wears perfume at night

grim

Does your sweat smell like semen?

muh 98

Why they keep bringing this up, yet never addressed the root cause (Soros, Edi Tansil, IMF)?

Mine does, once in a while.

I purposely don't change my underwear until a month so I can smell the dried smegma. It smells pleasant after some time.

Nah it cause there was a rape case today. Just foids overreacting, we are huge chuds.

My hick cousins regularly beat their wives.

Are cambodian men massive rapists?

Well our women are kind of bitches, my wife calls me old man cause i’m 10 years her senior.

Tfw no one to call me anh, oppa, dogui.

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My gf is 10 years younger than me.

malaysian pajeets are actually alright for the most part. what gives?
t. the foreigner

breed her and remind her without your dollars and bwc she'll be selling vegetables

have you visited KL?

Im cambodian there is no bwc.

She needs correction

no bwc... just an scc

KL is great, goat fucking place for food.

this is a blue board chud

Sos.

Those are banglas

yea i went there 3 days in a row. last night i was in a jeet bar, better service than 5 star hotels in klcc ngl.
malaysian jeet grab drivers also don't smell. wtf.

What is a jeet bar?

It's AI

THIS IS A BLUE BOARD CHUD

I'm telling you, just do KYC and pay the taxes. It's guaranteed victory. Dudes who only want to cheat the system are spiting themselves and will remain poor: either clinging to their cash too proud to play by the rules, or too greedy and living in fear of legal trouble. I don't know what I have to say to get through to you, but paying taxes is the answer. In three years, the value of BTC is going to be an order of magnitude greater. If I ordered a Grab car, you drove me around, and I give you a tip like "hey thanks, here's an extra 700k" wouldn't you accept? How about the same thing except I accidentally hand you 1jt then say "Oh wait, give me back 300k", isn't it the same? I get it, giving back money doesn't feel like a win. But overall it is. You'll have much more than what you started with no matter what. Just be patient and let the value go up enough so that giving back a little to taxes won't even make a difference. Just do it. What are you waiting for?

a bar run by 100% jeet staff and 90% of the customs are also pajeets

Where can I find the uncensored version? Preferably a site that doesn't require a vpn

THIS IS A FUCKING BLUE BOARD CHUD

be me

talk to girl

hit it strong

be busy irl

stop talking to her for 2-3 days

try to re-engage but only get 1-word replies

idgi
not blocked, can still see her status/stories and if i DO comment there, she will immediately respond but if i reply back, nada

am i considered an "option" now?

take her out somewhere

if you have to message her first its already OVER

This nigga fucks

good idea, next week la if possible

zamn...
cut my losses then, move on to another girl haha

she thinks you're talking to another girl so when you're out with her subtly talk about what you were busy with, casually, then ask what she's been up to
if you don't get to next level with her after that then move on

Im about to cheat on my wife in 3 weeks finn anon with prime viet pussy.

I got no shame. I’m a sex addict. What would you go for. I think one shot cum in mouth.

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Women are like wild dogs, the more you chase them the farther they run. Just take your time. One day you'll find a good dog that chases you.

wise words, unc

she needs some correction

I would go for the blowjob + cum in mouth 1x

In Southeast Asia, you're the big fish as a Western man. Southeast Asian men are merely planktons, tiny, irrelevant and meant to be mogged.

Bikin ngaceung

e parakh kao sundal cunihin!!!

where do you even find the place?
Might use one of this if I am still a virgin by my 30s

How do Filipino men go online and expect to be taken seriously when their per capita is a measly $3500 LOL

ticket

"""tip"""

why don't they just list the total price?

self hate or vpn?

the average pinoy on Anon Babble is part of the top 1% with a career the rest of the masses could only dream of

Badut cina satu ini kerjaannya apa sih?

VPN, yes.

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Gw inget liat twit dia yang bilang jangan sexualized chindog tapi dianya sendiri kelakuannya kek lonte

Too many sexhavers itt

It in saigon bro, there should be plenty in phnom penh. You know KTVs right.

Fee for business and fee for the girl.

My hick cousins regularly beat their wives.

I would never.
Girls are for love and protection.

trvke

this SEA invention is vastly underrated. i'm gonna miss it when i go back.

How does neetnigger survive without neetbucks

pocari sweat is better THOUGH

some random stall worker put on billfold's song on the speaker

indonesia is healing

it's japanese not SEA though
and the name stopped me from trying it (who tf puts bodily fluid in the name of a drink) but now i will

Sex addict with no access to sex

SEA invention

who made this
think I've seen it in some kombini but I've never tried it

singapore plus maybe thailand. it's owned by F&N

Did they do it the stone age way? Don't they just wack your foreskin with a machete, probably just washed with water after the previous penis.

You know KTVs right.

afraid of diseases.
One guy got one after a lot of battling at the KTV

Instead of simping for girls like this… why not coom in them. That phenotype is common as hell.

You can fuck PRC girls in Singapore,
Can fuck each respective girl in their country.

The world is your oyster. Btw this is yongsan district in seoul, it my next spot to hit.

I wanna fuck all the major asian ethnicities at least once before I die.

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Orei sextape when?

Use a fucking condom and go to the high end KTVs?

Wrong pic.

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Too broke right now.
Gonna save some for my 30s

sea girls pussies become dry as the sahara when it comes to brokies like me

Fuck
I thought you said that I could just duck tzuyu in taiwan

Katanya sih aktivis... tapi kalo liat IG-nya, aktivitas dia cuma nge-lonte2 aja.

I think taiwan has a red light scene. I think PRC girls

Are better

lame

I bought a denim jacket. This sunday I'm going to wear it to the supermarket, buy some fruit and act as cool as possible

poor girls
they have to sell their bodies just to eat :'(

AND MY NIGGAS NOT GON TO SLEEP TIL WE SEE DIDDY FREE
youtu.be/6Q-Y53c32eY

Nope, they get paid good money. Just ask the tobita girls.

Also look at these chuds, they raped a 15 year old girl but why they make them sit like that?

4got pic.

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denim jacket

inapired by this post?

Yes

they get paid good money

Maybe
But imagine the feeling of their childhood friends whom they promised to marry when they meet again

nigga move on
nobody gets married to their childhoof friend these days

blackpilled pinoy

My friend did and he's probably one of the happiest man alive

it is what it is

And here I am, a khhv for almost 3 decades.

just bee urself

khhv

kingdom heart hardcore vans?

imagine
bantering with your wife…

Nah dude you’re coping the girls in Tobita were making $800-$1k a day at least.

I banter with the bitch everyday, she can dish it but can’t handle it when I dish it back. It asinine.

that's just the average woman
but still
you can't suffer…

I hate women

/seacels/

I go to asean because I love women. I love every woman I see. Tall ones, thin ones, fatties. It's true. You know, I once worked a circus for the summer, and I fucked the dwarf while the fat lady watched us. I fucked trailer park trash in West Virginia, I fucked rich girls up the ass in Aspen, I fucked PhD's. You know, once I fucked an amputee with both legs missing.

sorry thaikot but no matter how much you share thai mv here i still couldn't enjoy it

I can't take other SEA languages seriously, I'm sorry!

youre 22 days late already chud

I want to make a bwc passportbro cuckold comic in the Philippines. How do I go about making one?

go to fiver and pay an artist to make one

I love women

ngl, I’ve always admired wong kar-wai’s cinematography. it’s some of the most iconic and visually stunning work of that era. that said, I fucking hate story and pacing of chungking express. to me, it felt unstructured, like a stream of random shits that never really built into something satisfying or cohesive. I kept waiting for a payoff that never came.

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Do they love you

chuds

nobody would hire me

I wish she does ;'(

i heard theres a lot of vacancies in the call centers in bisayaland u should apply

Hi beaotivul?
I lope u
Pull sappoort
Send bob & vegana plis?
Can we meet for sex?

denim jacket

ew

baru?

steak and cheese sando for lunch

Lol

alfamart condom legit didn't fit on my cock, the biggest they sell is durex L

I think I'm in love with this qt Bisaya girl bros

alfamart tag on gelbooru

โปรด รักฉันรักฉันเถอะนะ
จะไม่ทำให้เธอเสียใจ
รู้ ฉันสู้เขาไม่ไหว
เทียบกับใครที่เธอมี
แต่เลือกฉัน เลือกฉันได้ไหม
ฉันจะดูแลเธอให้ดี
โปรดถามใจเธออีกที
เพราะทั้งใจฉันมันยังมีแค่เธอ

youtube.com/watch?v=GYpzzbVRrsk

watched 3 movies today , soon sleepy time

lips too big

yoyoyo

perfect for my lips [spoiler]and my cock[/spoiler]